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"Bremen have won three consecutive victories in the Bundesliga, and scored as many as 12 goals in three games, which is in stark contrast to Inter Milan, which has not scored goals recently. In the three games, there is a thrill of 2-1 victory over the underdogs. There was also a 5-2 sweep of Bayern's glory, and a 5-4 goal fight with Hockenheim on the weekend." CCTV commentary even hadn't finished reporting Bremen's recent results, and the situation on the field was sudden.

Less than 2 minutes, Bremen striker Pizarro rounded out the restricted area and hit the post.

In this game, the Werder Bremen team, which was tied by the underdogs in the first round of the Champions League, went all out when the referee blew the whistle. The sharp offensive momentum can be described as permeating Changhong, striving to take the lead in the duel with Inter Milan machine

Mourinho was shocked into a cold sweat. He stood on the sidelines and roared at the defenders who hadn't recovered.The Inter Milan players were slapped on the head, and then they almost scored with an eye for an eye. Bi Xia made a pass from the left, and Ibrahimovic flew over the crossbar with his left foot at the penalty spot!

At this time, Inter Milan in the stands covered their hearts and let out a sigh of relief. Although the goal was not scored, they played Inter Milan's momentum anyway.Who doesn't love good looks and flashy offense, right?

In the 19th minute, Materazzi raised his hand to indicate that his old injury had recurred. He sat on the grass with his legs crossed, his face pale, the pain was profusely sweating, and his jersey and shorts were dripping.The Inter Milan team doctor trotted onto the field with a medicine box in hand. The medicine box was not locked properly, and the lid was flipped open, and medicines were spilled along the route.After checking, the team doctor gestured for a stretcher to be prepared.

Seeing that Materazzi was carried on a stretcher and unable to continue the game, Mourinho could only let Burdisso play hastily.As soon as the stretcher came out of the bottom line, the staff in front slipped. Materazzi was forced to do a backflip and overturned the stretcher on the ground. His appearance of dying made every fan realize that the stretcher is really important. not safe.

Live commentary: "Materazzi can charge the staff member with first-degree murder."

The director frequently played back the scene of Materazzi's second injury, and the European commentator laughed like crazy, "Well, Materazzi almost didn't need to be rescued."

Since the stretcher took the spotlight, the game has moved in a weird direction.

"This game is completely controlled by God!" The crowd exclaimed after the game.

In the 39th minute, Ozil instigated an attack from the middle, Bremen cooperated smoothly, Prodl and Rosenberg hit the wall and then made a low pass from the right.

call!

The number of Bremen fans at a disadvantage instantly overwhelmed the boos of Inter Milan!

Facing the attack of Inter Milan goalkeeper Cesar, Pizarro calmly pushed past the goalkeeper!Have!

Pizarro ran to the Werder Bremen stands without looking, and celebrated with his jersey!His roar wafted in the audience, and the night wind gushed into his mouth, which was as big as a football. His voice was fragmented intermittently, like the wail of a wounded beast.

Pizarro's blunt antenna finally received the live signal. He looked around, the coach covered his face, and stood on the sidelines, unable to look up to the sky; The atmosphere is not right.Pizarro turned around resolutely, his eyeballs almost fell out from the horror scene in front of the goal!

The football stopped in front of the goal line and didn't hit the net at all! ! ! !How can it be! ! !

Pizarro hit his teammate and pushed his opponent away, ran to the goal, and squatted down to have a look.I don't know which wicked person did it, the turf in front of the goal was trampled into a rotten vegetable patch, and the football just got stuck on the small mud pile, ruining a must-have goal for Pizarro.

Mourinho just thought that Lady Luck didn't like Werder Bremen, but soon he found that Lady Luck also didn't favor Inter Milan.Facing two equally annoying teams, what kind of punishment will Lady Luck choose? !

In the 44th minute, Inter Milan launched the last attack of the first half. Maicon made a direct pass from the right. Zanetti took the ball from the center and gave it to Ibrahimovic. Stop the ball, turn around and face the goal and volley.

Nerazzurri yelled "Bi Xia, Bi Xia" frantically. After Sister Snake and Xiao Bawang opened their mouths and hummed a few times, they were infected by the atmosphere of the scene and gave up their reserve. scarf.

After hitting the right post, the football bounced vigorously to the left post. In the eyes of the crowd, it was overly excited to go over the crossbar. Finally, it shyly threw itself into the arms of the goalkeeper, and got into the arms of the dumbfounded goalkeeper, refusing to come out. up.

I've seen knockers!I have seen a ball hit two goalposts and miss it, yes!But relatively rare!But after hitting the goal post twice and then hitting the crossbar, the ball still missed. This is the first time I have seen it!

Bi Xia's breathing stagnated, and the smiling expression immediately froze on his face: This post is too generous!

Everyone didn't lose their minds, the referee blew the whistle for halftime, and the leaked boos clearly showed that the referee was also a little absent-minded at this time.

In the locker room, the head coach of Bremen seemed to have a toothache. The players played hard and were at a disadvantage on the scene. Who knows what happened at the San Siro today!However, considering that Inter Milan also failed to score a goal, the head coach of Bremen said that the result of an away draw is still acceptable.On the other hand, Mourinho is not as optimistic as the protagonist of Bremen. If he can't win this game, Inter Milan fans will be happy to boo him. When the game is over, he can go back to Portugal and open a garbage disposal station.

The players sat in front of Mourinho like quails, with a look of "I made a mistake and I will reflect on myself", seeing them like this, Mourinho couldn't say a word.Mourinho turned his head to draw their positions on the whiteboard, and slowly repeated the same old tune, emphasizing again the issues of defense and midfield interception.

In the 52nd minute of the second half, Balotelli's shot was blocked by the goalkeeper. Inter Milan won a corner kick. Bixia ran into the corner kick with the football in his arms.

The Bremen goalkeeper directed his teammates to line up the wall and shouted to them to pay attention to marking. Balotelli was like a pig, making troubles and sabotage. The Bremen players were irritated by him and pulled between The action got louder.The referee blew his whistle again and again to warn the players on both sides.

Bi Xia wiped the football with his jersey before putting it down. After hearing the whistle, he made a beautiful arc with his big foot, and Maicon grabbed the back point.

It is not scary to say that a player may be afraid, but what is terrible is that a group of players may be afraid!

Maicon had a good idea of ​​shooting, but it was a pity that he was blocked by the opponent's defender.oh!The football is bouncing!There was chaos in front of the Bremen gate, and there were countless small moves!The referee put the whistle in his mouth, hesitating which side to call the foul.

I like it!I pick!

Balotelli and Ibrahimovic took turns to play, the football flew around but did not drill into the net.

When Ozil hooked the football in the chaos, he rushed to the Inter Milan half. Speed ​​has never been his weakness.The players who were still fighting in front of the Werder Bremen goal suddenly changed positions, and the pack of wolves followed closely behind Ozil.

Seeing that the goal was getting closer and closer, Ozil felt his legs were full of strength when he ran, and the air around him was no longer so sticky to trap him. He suddenly jumped into the water like a fish, with a kind of free will Feel.

The long-distance raid took a lot of energy from Ozil, his face became red, and the bags under his big eyes slowly swelled up, making people worry that he might explode himself suddenly.

Cesar stared at Ozil, who was approaching quickly, as if he was facing a big enemy. Ozil's proud smile almost made the Inter Milan fans spit out their little hearts in fright.Mourinho clenched his hands tightly. If he didn't need to stimulate himself with pain, he would beat his chest and stamp his feet angrily regardless of the image of a madman.

Too much selfishness can backfire.

One moment Ozil was fantasizing about the wonderful feeling of being surrounded by the media, honor, money and beauties after scoring a goal, and the next moment he stretched his neck and stared bitterly at the football that was kicked by him.Ozil's shot doesn't even count as an airplane, football only sees the height but not the distance, emotionally Ozil doesn't like airplanes and prefers rockets!

"Is this shot a pass or a clearance?" the on-site commentator laughed, sarcasm Ozil vigorously, "or he didn't know which goal to shoot at.

Bi Xia stopped his pursuit, just in time to hear the captain Zanetti sigh from the bottom of his heart, "If the defender has such a performance, he is really invincible in the world!"

Ozil lay down on the court and pretended to be dead. No matter how much his teammates pulled him, he couldn't pull his small body like a bamboo pole.I don't know if he would be ashamed and angrily get into the turf if he heard Zanetti's words again, and simply be a frog prince for the rest of his life.

Bi Xia looked at Ozil with concern, he could understand his feeling of embarrassment at this time, and suddenly felt that his series of kicking the goal post was simply God's kindness to him.

The next game came to a stalemate. Except for the goalkeepers of both sides, 20 players either ran from one half to the other, or chased from one half to the other. Don't be too lively.No matter how wonderful the cooperation is and how often the number of shots is, it is a pity that when both sides forget to wear shooting boots, you will never see a goal.As far as the match between Inter Milan and Werder Bremen is concerned, it doesn't matter if there is a goalkeeper or not. Just look at the convulsive footwork of these players today. In the goal.

Inter Milan and Bremen tried their best to tell the fans that sometimes the two sides did not score goals in the game, not because the players were not active, but because they did not score goals.

The head coaches of both sides lost patience with these bastards, and sat back on the coaching bench, out of sight and out of mind.

No matter how exciting the game scene is, no goal is useless. The camera is boringly aimed at the stands, trying to see if it can capture some beautiful female fans as a stimulant.drink!Many people in the stands have fallen asleep, this one is drooling, that one's snoring lips are rolling.A fan at the grandpa level squinted at the sleeping child next to him blowing out bubbles, his eyes seemed to be disgusting: Hey, young people are not as patient as our old comrades.

In the 80 minutes of the game, Ibrahimovic's shot from 26 meters in front of the goal was confiscated by Bremen goalkeeper Wiese.After Wei Ze intercepted the ball, he looked around cautiously: Well, there is no danger!Then he made a very dangerous move and threw the ball out.

"Oh my God! What is he doing!" The commentator's heart-piercing roar caused countless fans to fall to the ground.

Bi Xia instantly activated and killed him like lightning. The defender couldn't stop him at all, and hooked his shorts in a panic. The fans finally realized how important the elasticity of the shorts is - it's not easy to be pulled off all at once!

Bi Xia risked his buttocks to attack, this spirit finally moved the heavens, 1:0!Bi Xia scored with a shovel shot from the outside of his right foot 5 meters away from the goal!

Bremen couldn't accept this "performance" goal. They surrounded the referee and thought Bixia's goal was invalid!The despicable attack by Inter Milan players is obviously against the professional ethics of UEFA.

fart!The Inter Milan players did not show any weakness and put pressure on the referee: Their goalkeeper is going crazy, what can we say!

The referee gave a long whistle and decided that the goal was valid.Bremen still didn't give up, and there were some unclean mutterings in his mouth. The referee stretched out his hand and pressed his trouser pocket.

The head coach of Bremen angrily kicked the turf in front of him. He probably took the turf as someone who kicked it. The grass clippings were flying too hard, and at the same time, his leather shoes flew into the field. Hit a few rolls.There was a big hole in the sock on his foot, exposing three toes.Under the staring gaze of tens of thousands of pairs of eyes, the toes, which had never been treated so courteously, moved shyly.

Mourinho laughed heartily, spread his hands innocently to the opponent's coach, and shrunk his lips. He didn't expect Inter Milan to take the lead in this way.

It can be seen that the striker convulsion did not score at most, and the goalkeeper convulsion was really hurting.

Although the ball came inexplicably, it did not prevent Meazza from boiling. After waiting for more than 80 minutes, Nerazzurri ignited the entire stadium with his inner flame.Sister Snake and Xiaobawang were shaking with excitement, and their adrenaline began to surge. Their wanton celebration in the family stands attracted cameras.Domestic fans looked at their slightly hideous faces, not knowing whether it was out of jealousy or envy, they tapped the keyboard and nicknamed the two girls "Black and White Shuangsha".

Bi Xia knelt on the turf and made a motion of driving. When the Inter players saw them coming, they knelt down one after another and put their hands on the shoulders of their teammates in front of them.Everyone whimpered together, and a rickshaw slowly moved across the field.The players smashed the rumors of infighting with such a move!

A goal broke the seemingly evenly matched balance on the field, and Inter Milan took advantage of the victory to pursue. In the 88th minute, Balotelli dribbled the ball in from the right, and 22 meters in front of the goal. Goal net!

After scoring the goal, Balotelli blatantly violated UEFA's regulations by undressing to celebrate. The referee had already drawn out his cards, but when he looked up, he found that the No. 45 Inter Milan jersey was on Balotelli's body.What happened to that jersey lying on the court?

As soon as the game was over, the reporters caught Balotelli to pursue this issue. Balotelli lowered his head and lifted the jersey. The reporters counted one, two, three, only to find that he was still wearing three Inter Milan jerseys with No. 45.

"I'm going to take it off every time I score a goal."

"You have worn four pieces, are you planning to have a hat-trick today!"

Balotelli smiled, "Guess?"

"It is reported that you are dissatisfied with Mourinho's reuse of Bi Xia. Is this a demonstration like him, or is it purely unwilling to be robbed of the limelight by Bi Xia?"

"You want to know?"

The reporters nodded their heads.

Balotelli turned his head and waved to Bixia.

Bixia is exchanging jerseys with Ozil, "You remind me of Guti, you are so sensitive and free and easy."

Ozil blushed from the praise, although his face was congested with blood, it was impossible to tell.

"The one from Real Madrid?" He opened his eyes wide.

After staring at Ozil's hairstyle for a long time, Bi Xia finally couldn't help stretching out his hand to shake the two strands of hair on his forehead, "Well, he is a very remarkable Real Madrid knight, let me tell you..."

"When I choose a club in the game, I usually use Barcelona." Ozil is full of longing for Barcelona.

The corners of Bixia's upturned mouth suddenly drooped, just in time to hear Balotelli calling him like a ghost, and he didn't want to take all his displeasure on him.

When Bi Xiabiao went to Balotelli's place, his cheeks became hot, and the eyes of the reporters lit up.

Balotelli bowed his head and kissed Bixia's side face, then hugged him and flaunted to the reporters, "I won't tell you about our relationship."

Bixia jumped up and slapped Balotelli, pressed his head and kicked him for a while. After feeling relieved, he stood up, brushed his hair, and smiled sinisterly at the camera, "I won't tell you about our relationship either. .”

The reporters were not afraid of Bi Xia's dark temperament, but felt that he was very masculine. A microphone was inserted, "Many netizens speculate that Werder Bremen goalkeeper Wiese may be involved in gambling. What do you think of this statement?"

Bi Xia resisted the microphone to prevent them from being stabbed down his throat. When he heard the reporter's question, Bi Xia retorted righteously, "Any honest person would not doubt a player's professional integrity at will. Wei Ze... Wei Ze ..." After searching a bellyful of words, Bi Xia could only say at last, "Weize is just too adventurous."

After a brief conversation with Özil, Bixia's not-so-happy mood lasted until he received Guti's call.

"Basa! Basa! Your sister's Basa!" Bi Xiaga gnawed on the apple, lying on the bed with his legs crossed, "Grass, that dwarf should be proud again."

"You mean you're still in touch."

Bi Xia stopped biting the apple, scratched his head and made up a reason, "Um... this... hey, this is not... that..."

"Too lazy to care about you."

Guti's voice was nice, and Bi Xia didn't mind being told. He rubbed the pillow cheerfully, and suddenly felt sleepy.

"In the future, don't always say who has my demeanor." Gu Di imitated Bi Xia's laugh, all kinds of feelings are hidden in it, "I don't think anyone wants to be like me."

A bite of apple slid down the trachea and got stuck in Bi Xia's throat, causing his eyes to turn red.

The author has something to say: Messi (looks forward): Bi Xia, tomorrow is Qixi Festival.

Bi Xia (impatient): What happened to Qixi Festival?If you give him face, it will be Qixi Festival, if you don't give him face, it will only be Tuesday at best!

Qixi Festival:

Bi Xia (tsundere): Go out to eat with people.

Messi (with a sad face): Where are you going?with who?what to eat

Bi Xia: ...

Messi: What time will you be back?Do you still love me when you come back?

Bi Xia (complacent): Ahem!What are you doing standing there!Together!