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Whether fans will doubt Bi Xia's IQ is unknown, but Mourinho suspects that Bi Xia's head was bitten by a pig.

Bi Xia knelt on the ground on one knee, hugged Mourinho's waist with both hands, and pressed his head against his soft stomach to make various shapes, "Dad, you are my dear father. You are such a spoiled son, "

The airflow in the locker room was suffocated, and the teammates who were watching the show huddled together in the corner of the locker room to keep warm, scanning the location of Mourinho and Bi Xia from the corner of their eyes.

Why do other players accept presents with a smile on their birthdays, but when they come to him, they have to make themselves stupid. He is positioned as a star, not a comedian. Inter Milan is not the film and television academy of Barcelona.

Bi Xia was completely engrossed in the fact that after the photo of the nightgown was released, he was ridiculed by the whole world to the point that he was about to commit suicide. My dear father, if you ignore me and let them send out the pornographic photos, I will die for you to see!!"

The twists and turns of the tone almost made the little heart of the Inter Milan man tremble.

puff!

Hearing a sharp gasping sound from behind, Bi Xia thought viciously: Choke you bastards to death!Brother is in trouble, slip faster than a ball!

He raised his head, with tears in his black eyes, staring at Mourinho's back for a while. Mourinho felt that he had fallen into a swamp, and the result of moving was that Bichal broke his old waist. With great effort, Mourinho took a breath in his heart, and looked down on Bixia with the corners of his eyes down.

"Have you lent your brain to Balotelli? Everyone in the world recognizes his father!"

Balotelli, who was called, was taken aback and muttered something, but no one heard him clearly.

"You should keep the photos for yourself." Bi Xia was delighted, "Fans don't want to see a sissy become their hero!"

Bi Xia's posture cracked when he got up. Mourinho patted Bi Xia's head and messed up his carefully arranged hairstyle. Mourinho dimpled with a broken expression of the word sissy.

Before leaving, Mourinho said, "Who said you want to please the fans with your nightdress outfit!" This sentence is enough to make Bixia furious.

"Balotelli!!!" Roaring loudly, Bixia turned around and stepped in front of Balotelli aggressively. Balotelli raised his legs and shrank in front of him. He leaned back, looking like he was being bullied. As soon as he arrived, he stared at Bi Xia with wide-eyed eyes. He, the mouse, was amused by the cowardly behavior of the cat.

Just as Bi Xia had put on his momentum, Balotelli fell forward and fell on Bi Xia like an onion.

With a cry, it was so miserable, "Damn it! You are so heartless, you are still like this!"

February 2009, 2 was Bi Xia's 19st birthday.As an iconic fan introduced by Inter Milan, the official website specially wrote an article to wish

Happy birthday Bi Xia.Inter Milan's official website briefly reviewed Bi Xia's Inter Milan career for more than half a year, and highlighted Bi Xia's contribution to Inter Milan.On the homepage of the official website, "Bi Xia's Hot and Shocking Collection" had more than [-] million on-demand views that day. The dynamic rhythm and picture matched well. In the video, Bi Xia dribbled the ball so handsomely. Xia moved to play a game of football together.

Countless fans left messages expressing their hysterical liking, and they downloaded it one after another, intending to check it out when they have nothing to do.

Bi Xia is currently experiencing the best time as an Inter player.In 2008, he became Inter Milan's first European golden boy. His personal league goals this season have continued to increase, and he has refreshed the top goals in every game.On the verge of his 21st birthday, Bi Xia's start to 2009 was unstoppable.The club is very aware of Bi Xia's efficiency and importance, and Bi Xia is also deeply loved by Inter Milan fans. According to the "Gazzetta dello Sport" report, after Inter Milan entered the quarterfinals of the Coppa Italia, the locker room also admired Bi Xia ("Bi Xia Xia, you are so hung up, does your family know!"), they entrusted Bi Xia with the important task of returning the Nerazzurri to the era of the big international, and Bi Xia now bears an unprecedented responsibility.

For Quaresma, the media and everyone's overwhelming praise for Bixia made it all so frustrating. On the bench where he sat alone, Bixia's smile became particularly glaring when he played football.Quaresma's dissatisfaction was written all over his face.He was not happy in Inter Milan. Inter Milan's offensive and defensive system is maturing step by step. With Bi Xia in charge, Quaresma's playing time may be further compressed.Time is a ruthless knife. The status quo of him and Bi Xia has completely deviated from the pre-season expectations. Who would have thought that the status of a worthless small forward is so hot that no one in Serie A can suppress him, but he is once again in the giants. Trek.

The next second, Quaresma received a call from his agent. Due to his poor performance, there are not many giants who want to get Quaresma.Quaresma is concerned about Mourinho's views on his transfer application. The agent believes that Mourinho's answer is ambiguous, "He wants you to stay at Inter Milan, but if you want to leave, the door is open."

Mourinho himself has not put an obstacle in the way of Trans Marez's departure.

"Since Inter Milan did not ask you to leave, you will continue to stay at Meazza." Transmares' parallel performance will not allow him to get a good contract in the same club, so the agent does not want him to break with Mourinho , Only by winning the first half of the season can he leave with glory.

In the subsequent training, Quaresma played the ball more than amateur level because he was considering transfer matters.When no one is pressing, he swung the ball hastily and didn’t know where to go; he likes to take the ball when counterattacking, and he has to play fancy moves in front of the prairie to pretend to be aggressive. The defender’s favorite is this kind of pretender; Quaresma can rush to the opponent's penalty area with a single trip and speed up. He insists on learning from Denilson, but he still can't learn it. He often spoils the ball grabbed by his teammates.

"If you can't, then don't kick it." Mourinho's face showed no joy or anger.

Quaresma felt ashamed and ran off the court angrily.Mourinho asked his players to work very hard in training. He always hoped that his favorite players would play in a certain way, and hoped that they would show 110% energy.Mourinho knows how to communicate with players, but he also hates talking to people who don't know how to live and die.

When Quaresma came to the locker room for the first time, his arrogant attitude annoyed many people. After he left the field, many people gloated and chirped.Ibrahimovic looked at Quaresma, then turned to look at Bixia, the idiot jumped up and waved at him, and Ibrahimovic cursed rather annoyedly.

Ibrahimovic used to be furious with Quaresma, but at this moment he felt that he could go to the bar with Quaresma for a drink and talk about the Bixia who almost overwhelmed them.

On the scorer list, Bi Xia is one step ahead. What's worse, he can't stop scoring goals, and Ibrahimovic's hope of overtaking is getting slimmer.Bixia replaced Quaresma's main position and is also threatening Ibrahimovic's position.During the winter transfer period, Barcelona, ​​which swept Europe, contacted Ibrahimovic's agent, and at that time, a certain idea began to germinate in Ibrahimovic's heart: I want to change jobs.

Ibrahimovic is used to living a wandering life. Since he was a child, he has been changing schools, moving houses, and changing teams. This has gradually formed something similar to drug addiction.He secretly suspected: I may never win the Champions League at Inter Milan.

Ibrahimovic's idea is correct. In the eyes of everyone, the strength of the Nerazzurri has not yet reached the height of the top of Europe, all of which make Ibrahimovic feel reluctant.But the idea of ​​transfer did not affect the performance of the Swedish tower. He is still majestic in the Serie A game, and he is still the Swedish tower who reversed the situation by himself.

Just as Bi Xia’s birthday was about to pass, his friends and companions in Castile took out the video materials they had collected for many years and sent a video made by Mata on his twitter. The second".

"You held my hand and then you's lipped away

AndImayneverseyourfaceagain (I may never see you again)

......"

It was the first time that Bi Xia appeared at Castilla's training ground with a mushroom head. He united with his teammates and played with them. Bi Xia liked training and free drinks after training.

"There are a lot of Lucozade and Yazoo (both names of sports drinks), you can drink as much as you want!" Bi Xia slurred his mouth with a bottle in his mouth, while Mata, who was a head taller, said "Your IQ is alarming" looked at him.

In the youth academy, they discuss football all the time, and they can also watch first-team games for free (tickets are one of the subsidies for young players).

Wearing white team uniforms, they shuttled through the streets of Madrid, enjoying the attention of the Madrid people. Others thought that they were stars when they played in Real Madrid's youth training, and they only saw them running around on the court.In fact, playing football is not so simple, and only you know the taste of it: I am not much better than others.

The corner of the teammates was pried, and the white knight with a righteousness was blocked at the entrance of the school and threw the emotional rival in front of the young girl who was crying.As a result, old Ruben, like a devil covered in burning hell flames, pecked these young eagles into bald sparrows.

When Granero and Bi Xia were scrambling, he accidentally stopped the ball with his balls, and it hurt a little. He slowed down, but he kicked the ball in the air, and fell himself down. Bi Xia laughed too much and hated , Granero grabbed his ankle and pulled him onto the turf.

Bi Xia scored a goal, rushed to the sidelines, waved his arms and roared, turned around and called everyone to be on camera together, and roared in turn.

Why?People, no one.What?I'm offside?Bi Xia was scared to pee by his teammate's calm expression. In the next second, his teammate rushed over like a lunatic, and suddenly jumped into the ground beside him, got up to polish his shoes, "oh! yeah! No offside! A goal, brother!"

Bixia and Mata opened their arms and ran towards each other. It was estimated that the grass was too slippery, and Bixia fell and rolled forward.After getting up, Bi Xia tactfully rolled two more times to cover up the slippage mistake just now.

Castilla and La Masia hit the earth, Bixia and Messi stood on both sides of the referee, one tall and one short, Messi with one hand on his hips and one hand scratching his crotch, his lower body protruding against Bixia.In broad daylight, Messi's standing posture should not be too wretched, completely 18x rhythm.

After Morata scored a goal, he slid on the ground excitedly, and suddenly saw Bixia standing with his legs apart not far away. He grabbed the grass with both hands and braked urgently: stop, stop! !wipe!If you don't stop, you will wear your crotch!

Castile beat La Masia to win the championship, and their opponents left sadly. Castile hugged each other and wept. Their victory gave a glimpse of the dawn to the broken Galaxy battleship.Bi Xia jumped up and lay on the teammate in front, and Callejon grabbed his half of the buttocks and wanted to arch it inward.

The memory was revived, and Bi Xia rolled off the chair laughing, were they really so different in the past?Obviously, their IQs are collectively in arrears for several years!

Year after year, injuries, fatigue, lack of fitness, and worn out knees, behind football is an invisible undercurrent of talent elimination, which is what keeps the sport's elite status.There are people who are very, very good and work very, very hard and they deserve to be rewarded and they don't because they are not good enough.

The summer wind blew away this group of people. Many people were told that we don’t need you anymore. They flew as high as a kite, but suddenly fell from the sky. The bright future that countless people dreamed of disappeared in an instant.

"It felt like my head was chopped off."

The teammates cried and took off their white beliefs. Some went to study, some went to work, and some went to other youth training camps to find opportunities without giving up.

Even if they can play professional football, most people can only be mediocre players for the rest of their lives.

Bi Xia is very dedicated to football, almost to the point of obsession.

"When you are not playing football, you still think about football and watch football on TV. You will spend the night analyzing the Real Madrid games broadcast on TV." The old Ruben reminded Bixia how he went from Castilla to professional , also warned him that hard work and modesty are virtues, if you abandon them, then the best one will never be you.

Intimate, familiar, and unfamiliar faces appeared one by one, "I can't forget the years of those young men in white clothes. You and my club are dependent on each other for life and death."

The white team jersey is set to blue and black No. 16——Dear brother, happy 21st birthday!

Bi Xia burst into tears instantly.

When Messi saw this video, he wished he could throw the ball in Mata's face. He would instantly kill any gift or wish in this way.Messi dialed Bi Xia's mobile phone angrily, and seeing his two red eye circles, the villain in his heart had already beaten Mata to death, and he always used flirting to seduce Bi Xia, absolutely uneasy and kind.

Bi Xia stared at Messi with rabbit-like eyes for a long time, and asked, "Messi, is it the network card, or your looks?"

Messi really wanted to strangle him: "I said, are you still a friend?"

Bi Xia can always use words that Messi has never thought of in his life to ridicule: "Why, you don't let people say that you are not regular!"

Messi thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure out what it means to look awkward and irregular.

Mentioning the video of Castilla, Messi couldn't help talking about the last time he played against him in La Masia and lost the game again. Entering the first team, on the one hand, he lowered his voice with a helpless tone and affirmed that Bi Xia would not be able to confront him head-on when he entered the first team, because those waiting for Castilla were either rented out or sold.

Thinking about it now, Messi wanted to punch himself, but in fact, he didn’t please him back then. His venting anger angered Castile, and finally caused La Masia and Castile’s most serious incident in recent years. A great brawl.Messi ended his last game at La Masia with a bruised nose.

The half-season competition brought Bi Xia not only an improvement in his competitive level, but his structure and heart were not comparable to those a few years ago, and now he can calmly deal with the underestimation and discrimination in the past.Messi, on the other hand, was brooding over his past actions. He said vaguely, "Come back, I... miss you."

"What?" The ghost heard the mosquito humming.

"we miss you!"

Without your La Liga, even if Dugu seeks defeat, I still feel lost.

Because "What We Made Together These Years 1" became popular in China, related topics quickly rose to No.[-] in the search list, and aroused a wave of collective nostalgia.Enter the most stupid team in Baidu, and Baidu will prompt you whether you are looking for Castilla.When Ye Mingyu sent the screenshot to Bi Xia, Bi Xia had the urge to ask Baidu who is the most stupid player, he endured and endured, and finally he stopped being curious, hum, there are idiots in every generation, and one generation is better than the other.

Castilla showed affection, but it caused Real Madrid fans' dissatisfaction with the abandonment of youth players by the first team. Real Madrid's striker was aging, and the lack of success seriously affected the record of this season.The head coach of Real Madrid said that Bixia was not qualified to join Real Madrid, which provoked antagonism. Mourinho responded to his provocation. He said in an interview nonchalantly: "Juande Ramos? I don't know! I only know Sergio Ramos." The reporters present laughed again and again.

接近着在2月开启的欧冠1/8淘汰赛中皇马主场0:1、客场4:0被利物浦双杀，总比分0:5大比分淘汰出局。

After 3 minutes of stoppage time, the referee blew the whistle to end the game.Juande Ramos, who was sitting comfortably on the sidelines, finally stood up. In the 90 minutes of the game, the caretaker coach did not stand on the sidelines once to direct his players.Torres and Gerrard made the game lose suspense early, and Real Madrid fell into the abyss of not entering the top 1 of the Champions League for 5 consecutive years!

"I feel very painful, such a score makes me very frustrated." 11 years ago, the Champions League assassin Mijatovic couldn't hide his disappointment with the team's defeat. "This time we failed to advance again, from the 1st minute to the 90th minute , all of our players are out of shape, the sight of it shocks us! It leaves us with a very bad image."

Mijatovic said, this time we failed to advance again.The word "again" is hard to describe the embarrassment of Real Madrid in the past 5 years. In the 2003-04 season, Real Madrid broke through to the top 1 for the last time, and eliminated Bayern with a total score of 16-2 in the 2 rounds.Since then, I am afraid that no one would have thought that the "Galaxy Battleship" could not touch the top 1 for 8 consecutive years.

After the game, the British "Sky Sports" scored the game. Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard, who scored twice, scored the highest 9 points. In addition, 4 players scored 8 points; Iker Casillas, who made a successful save, scored 7 points, and the rest failed.

Raul, who tried his best in the game, couldn't help feeling sad: "This is the most miserable European game I have ever experienced. 4-0 made this hurt even deeper. Now we should cheer up, because the league is not over yet." In Barcelona When the media ridiculed the defending champion of La Liga, the league has become the only fig leaf for the down-and-out Real Madrid.

The irony is that Bi Xia, who is not worthy of Real Madrid, helped Inter Milan double-kill their opponents and advance to the quarter-finals with one pass and two shots in the knockout round.

"There is a child, as long as you think of him, Real Madrid will feel inexplicably uncomfortable." Mourinho chattered to protect the calf in public and hold grudges, which is the nature of a madman.

The joy after Inter Milan's victory was maintained until the 1/4 knockout round draw ceremony. Bi Xia saw that Inter Milan had drawn the Red Devils Manchester United with bad hands. He raised his hand and scratched his big mouth, calling you a crow's mouth!

The defending champion of the Champions League and the new Mr. Ronaldo, this is simply whoever touches whoever dies!

Bi Xia and Ronaldo called the other party at the same time, heard the other party's mobile phone was talking, and dialed again after putting down the phone.

You came to me several times, and finally got through the phone, picked up the phone and yelled at each other!

"Hehe, hairspray maniac, you're dead this time!"

"Haha, *youth, this time you are dead!"

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Bi Xia: I fell in love with someone.

Macy QAQ: Then she must be beautiful.

Bi Xia: You are too narcissistic.

Former German international Hitzelspee announced his coming out: I am not ashamed to start liking men in recent years.Seeing this news, I thought of Klose, so it seems that his true love is Klose.Bo Jiji tweeted his support, asking whether they had picked up soap in the locker room back then.

I don't understand why this kind of chapter is also locked!