football fanatic

Before Inter Milan was eliminated, Chinese people almost overwhelmingly supported Inter Milan. Even old Manchester United fans who have been around for more than ten years would cheer Bi Xia against their conscience.So after Inter Milan was out, the club next door was bouncing around on the playground, and the fans, who were so angry that they were almost internally injured, couldn't help but blame Bi Xia for not being up to date, shouting that the ball could have been scored even if it was too small.

Quite a few extremes criticize Bi Xia on the Internet for being as fragile as tofu. On His Majesty's official website, Bi Xia has a small heart. He is a short general who is stronger than domestic players, but compared to Ronaldo and Messi is like that, Bi Xia can only swallow two eggs and get out of Milan.

Netizens are so cute, they fight against one or two out-of-reach stars, attacking them in various ways.

It is a rare occasion that CCTV took the initiative to excuse its own football players, and commented on Bi Xia's performance at Old Trafford for a few moments.

Bi Xia spent a difficult week in the denunciation of Milan City. He turned off all electronic communication devices and isolated himself from the world.Obviously tired like a dog every day, wishing to fall asleep as soon as his hair touches the pillow, but when he closes his eyes, Bi Xia feels that he is standing in front of twelve yards again, his calf being trampled hurts so clearly, he can clearly Thinking back on every detail of his penalty kicks and regretting how good it would have been if he had kicked this way or swung that way.

Bi Xia wished to go back in time, he seemed to be suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, replaying that experience over and over again tortured his nerves, rolling around sadly, and when his spirit collapsed to the extreme, he yelled in annoyance and kicked the quilt with his feet staring.

Bi Xia felt that April 4 was his worst day so far.

Since Balotelli played professional football, he has never missed a penalty in training and games.Even Messi, the most prolific shooter in football today, has a penalty rate of only 82%.Standing on the penalty spot, under tremendous psychological pressure, Balotelli can calm down.

"Penalties will be scored, of course." Balotelli looked down at Bixia with a face of course. He seemed to understand why someone would miss a penalty kick. In his eyes, scoring a penalty kick is as natural as eating and drinking.

Bi Xia really wanted to jump up and scratch his face.

"Actually, this is a psychological game, between me and the goalkeeper." Balotelli grabbed Bixia's fist and touched the slippery skin of Bixia's wrist with his thumb. After wiping the oil, he The grinning character is squinting and laughing

hiss!Grass!It's hard enough.Balotelli felt that his toes were about to be crushed by Bixia, so he explained his perfect penalty record, and pointed his nostrils at Bixia in a haughty manner, "I know how to control my emotions."

Balotelli's penalty myth was deconstructed by Bixia through technical details. Bixia found that Balotelli would use special rhythm changes when running up, which was completely different from the usual smooth running method.He slowed down, waiting for the goalkeeper to make a judgment on the direction of the free throw first, and shot the ball into the opposite dead corner in a flash.

"If the goalkeeper moves before me, he loses the game," Balotelli said.

Bi Xia found the video of Ronaldo's penalty kick and pondered over it. Ronaldo had to pause before shooting. In Bi Xia's opinion, it was a second run-up.

Don't look at Balotelli's old and unscrupulous talk about penalty kicks, but this powerful data is based on his strong heart and hard training at all times. He has worked hard for 1 minute on the stage and [-] years off the stage!

Gradually coming out of the shadow of the penalty kick, Bi Xia fell into laziness in his spare time and wanted to sleep when he had nothing to do.After eating and drinking, Bi Xia took off his shoes and lay down on the spacious balcony.

The sun was particularly good that day, and the whole body was warm.All you can see is an open green grassland, so green that you don't know where you are.

Suddenly remembered something, Bi Xia ran back to the room with bare feet, tossed and turned on the bed for a long time before digging out the mobile phone from the gap between the bed and the cabinet.

As soon as it was turned on, the ding ding ding sounded non-stop. They were all kinds of urgent calls after losing the Manchester United game. If you know Bi Xia's peeing, you can send a text message. Just let him know that my buddy misses you and dies. Let me say a word before, so buddies can go buy wreaths to celebrate.On the contrary, the phone calls and text messages from those people in my hometown flooded the mobile phone, and the various words of asking for warmth made Bixia's goosebumps goosebumps all over his body. After replying one by one, he called the old man.

Dai Zhijun couldn't see Bi Xia raising his eyebrows and curling his lips through the phone, and he didn't expect that this person called to anger him. He just rubbed his stomach and felt happy for two seconds, but Bi Xia made his face sullen.

If life is not good, Bi Xia will not contact the old man, just hide in any corner to fend for himself, but Bi Xia has made his own position in Italy steadily, and he likes to tease the old man when he is full of ambition.

Time has never been able to dilute the pain of being torn apart as a child, so Bi Xia felt a perverted joy seeing the old man being so angry with him!

I'm doing fine, luckily it has nothing to do with you!

After hanging up the phone, Bi Xia found a chipmunk on his balcony. The chipmunk was eating peanuts. Because he thought it was too cute, Bi Xia couldn't help taking pictures of the little squirrel with his mobile phone.

Unexpectedly, the little squirrel took out a peanut from its mouth full of peanuts, and held the peanut in front of its chest with its small paws, as if to invite Bi Xia to eat the peanut.However, before Bi Xia could say anything, the little squirrel obviously changed his mind again, stuffed the peanut into his mouth, and ran away contentedly.

Seeing the squirrel twisting its chubby buttocks and moving around, Bixia suddenly remembered Messi. His running posture on the field was somewhat similar to this squirrel.

There is a hint of fragrance in the air, which is the wild fragrance of spring grass and the faint fragrance of flowers spreading from a distance.

Messi was resentful towards Bi Xia before he received Bi Xia's call, but when he heard that Bi Xia was the first to call him, he immediately forgot everything. Jumping and shaking his belly, when he talked about entering the semi-finals of the Champions League for the first time, he was so happy that he almost pulled his mother to dance with him.

Messi's mother immediately hid away, where is this crazy!

The breeze still gently touched Bi Xia's face, and combed his hair over and over again like a lover's hands.

It took Messi a long time to notice Bi Xia's silence. He was afraid that Bi Xia would think he was showing off, so he quickly explained.

"...Ah, I mean I am very happy that Barcelona can enter the semi-finals...Ah, not to stimulate you, you are very good, although you were eliminated!! I am stupid! I mean I am very sorry, next year will definitely enter the finals ” Messi shouted out in one breath.

Without a glass heart, Bi Xia also got one out of these people's nervous care.

Messi raised his eyebrows suddenly, and the twisted eyebrows trembled with the bugs, which made Bixia baffled.

Subconsciously following Messi's gaze and lowering his head, Bi Xia found a big hole in his pants!

My favorite jeans!Bi Xia yelled inwardly*!

Messi's eyes were as wretched as if Bi Xia had no clothes on, staring at the big hole with curved eyes and sniggering.

Bi Xia picked at the big hole and touched the exposed skin, thinking narcissistically that this feels really good.

"But it just so happens that I've wanted a pair of denim shorts for a long time. I cut the trouser legs just right. I'll wear them when I go to the bar." Bi Xia's sudden whimsy prevented Messi from laughing at all.

Messi's mind was full of Bi Xia's coquettish appearance in tight shorts, and his face boiled, so hot that he could smoke.

As a result, Bi Xia saw Messi staring at him and giggling like a long-lost lover.

By the way, he is also a world-class idol, so stupid, embarrassing...

Then Bi Xia contacted all his friends on the phone, "Oh, who are you! Of course I want to be the first to contact you!" With two most sincere eyes, he lied to death.

Just when the media was worried that Bi Xia would not recover from a setback, the moment Bi Xia stepped into Meazza again, he was like a suffocated bull running on the green grass.

The outside world generally looked down upon the prospects of the Nerazzurri's Champions League. Ibrahimovic felt that he would never win the Champions League at Inter Milan.

"If you stay at Inter Milan, will you be able to help the team win the Champions League?" When reporters asked this question, Ibrahimovic was very straightforward and would not lie, he replied "I don't know, just wait and see. "

At this point, fans probably sensed that something was going to happen.

Returning to Milan, Ibrahimovic said to Mourinho: "I want to change jobs. I want to go to Spain." Going to Spain means joining Real Madrid or Barcelona. Of course, perhaps Real Madrid looks more attractive.They have an illustrious history, having had superstars such as Ronaldo, Zidane, Figo, Roberto Carlos and Raúl.But Ibrahimovic is more and more inclined to join Barcelona, ​​​​because they played amazingly beautiful football that season, and there are outstanding players such as Messi, Xavi and Iniesta.

Mourinho was angry and sad.He knows that for a player of Ibrahimovic's level, it is not easy to change jobs, but Ibrahimovic is the core of Inter Milan, and no one wants him to leave.

Determined to leave Ibrahimovic and stop worrying about Inter Milan's locker room, he complained to Chairman Moratti in front of his teammates, saying that Inter Milan's locker room is terrible, and Bixia is even more miserable, and he will soon enter Inter Milan It's been a year since he bullied the small with the big, and occasionally Quaresma took Ibrahimovic's words in a weird way.

If Ibrahimovic's temper is not weird, then Venice will be short of water, and China's housing prices will really fall.Ibrahimovic not only took the trophies collected by Bi Xia as his own, but also had a fierce verbal conflict between the two.

In a training class, Ibrahimovic shoveled Bi Xia, and walked away as if nothing had happened after kicking, with an expression that was second to the uncle.The arrogant arrogance was the same for a while.Bixia is not the kind of person who stays silent when provoked, and does not dare to turn back when he is spat on, but before he makes a move, Balotelli rushes forward like a locomotive, cursing and kicking Ibrahimovic .

As a Taekwondo black belt player, Ibrahimovic's strength is said to have surpassed the professional 5th stage. Balotelli tried Ibrahimovic's throat lock for the first time.Seeing that his friend was going to be beaten badly, Bi Xia swung his fist and got involved too. As a result, the three big men fought violently until his teammates separated them.

Mourinho was also forced to cancel this training session. Afterwards, he minimized the major incident and downplayed it. "This kind of thing often happens on the training ground. In my opinion, this is the performance of the players' fighting spirit. Now they have reconciled as before. .”

Although Mourinho tried his best to downplay the team's internal strife, but Ibrahimovic and Bixia showed such a tit-for-tat attitude, Inter Milan was full of the taste of a rainy day.At the same time, Ibrahimovic's statement annoyed many people, especially the bosses in the locker room. Although players play for the club for salary, loyalty is only an imposed morality.However, Ibrahimovic's behavior is tantamount to betrayal in the locker room, not to mention that he is still making small reports under the nose of others.

"I x, what are you doing?"

"*Go on your own. You're as bad as 抔*, no one wants you, you might as well go back to Malmö."

"×you!"

People who care about Ibrahimovic are also worried because of this, wondering whether he will lose his fighting spirit because of his desire to change jobs.

In retaliation for the collective crowding out of the locker room, Ibrahimovic said in front of reporters, "I am eager for new challenges. I have played in Serie A for 5 years. I love technical football, and that is the prevailing style of play in La Liga."

More rumors and speculation abounded.

Unstable morale is a big taboo, rumors and eccentricity are enough to make Inter Milan lose the chain at the last moment of winning the championship, and they have worked hard for a season and finally failed.

Bixia's performance is no different from a booster. After returning to Serie A, he scored twice in the battle and reversed Juventus 2:1.Although it is unavoidable to be ridiculed for being only worthy of the nest, Bixia still beats Di Vaio and Milito, firmly occupying the position of the top scorer in Serie A, and becoming the main player for Inter Milan to compete for the league championship and the Coppa Italia championship.

The pressure mentioned to the reporter after the game, Bi Xia swept away the haze of Inter Milan's elimination, pouted confidently, "Pressure? What is pressure? Stress is the trouble of the poor to fill the stomach of the family. Football has no pressure .”

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