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When the match between Inter Milan VS Siena was about to start, it was already early morning in the land of Huaxia, and there were only dots of lights in the dark area!

But this night, the TVs in many rooms were on, and the program channels stayed on CCTV5. There are many people who have intersected with Bi Xia in Lia and the soaring career of Inter Milan. They talk about Bi Xia in their impressions, and outline the full truth of Bi Xia stroke by stroke.

"You can refuse to like the Chinese national team, but you can't refuse to like Bi Xia. In China, in another 20 years, there will not be a prince full of temperament and dreams like Bi Xia!" Ye Mingyu's eyes are very Liang, just looking at it, feels amazing, "For a man who regards football as his life, football is the best spiritual home for Bixia to forget all pain and suffering. Football is like his love, and the World Cup is his. Bi Xia is a gift from God to the fans, the red China, the white Real Madrid, and the blue and black Inter Milan shared this gift.”

When Ye Mingyu said it, she thought it might be nothing, but when she talked about Bi Xia’s hidden gentleness, Real Madrid’s goalkeeper was holding a vinegar jar to drink wildly. After Bi Xia’s twitter updated the photo of winning the championship, Cassie changed into a trumpet Below is the performance of the night when Bi Xia won the championship by throwing venom: moving like epilepsy, quiet like paralysis.

Inter Milan is playing against Siena at home. The result of the game is no longer important. The Meazza Stadium will become a sea of ​​blue and black. The championship celebration held after the game will definitely be as exciting as the past 16 times!

To be honest, the rhythm of Inter Milan's game against Siena was very boring. Everyone in Inter Milan's minds clearly flew to the celebration after the game, and they even imitated Barcelona and played tricks with their feet, slowly falling.

Bixia and Balotelli passed the most balls. The two showed strong ball-handling skills, but they were not as delicate and soft as the Barcelona players. They fell and got up and continued.The hypnotic pass hypnotized Siena and hypnotized the fans.Originally, Chinese fans would wake up to watch the game in the middle of the night. It was really not easy, but as a result, the beads of their eyes were wrapped into mosquito coils.

However, Bi Xia is worthy of the nickname praised by domestic fans - Your Majesty!

Balotelli's pass was too high, and Bixia volleyed again with a shocking undercut, and a loud bang interrupted the slow rhythm of the game!From the shocking shot against Bayern to today's miraculous barb, Bi Xia has always been able to surprise the fans, repeatedly concocting goals that stunned the world, no matter how gorgeous the words are, it is not too much to describe Bi Xia.

CCTV commentator Zhan Jun was also stunned. He held his breath, and after a while he called out, "Is Bi Xia playing live?"

Thieves bold!Too risky!

Zhang Lu chimed in: "99.9% of the players would not choose to make this kind of shooting action in this area, they would not even think about it! Bi Xia's last shocking barb was more than 30 meters away from the goal! , today it is estimated to be 40 meters, this young man is too domineering and confident!"

Inter Milan won the championship, Mourinho suddenly became the background, and the topic of studios all over the world was occupied by Bi Xia. The commentary of Sky Sports even kindly reminded fans not to try this at home. You don’t have Bi Xia’s pair Long legs are likely to hurt your back!

At present, Bixia can't create the horrible number of goals like Messi and Ronaldo, and can't become a team's ageless legend like Zanetti or Maldini, but when people look back on Bixia's past year You have to feel sincerely: he is the most amazing!

With several consecutive goals scored, scorpions wagging their tails, vigorously volleying from 40 meters away, and repeated super hooks, Bixia's total goals are not as good as Messi and Ronaldo, but his classic goals are true. The list goes on and on.

We are all lucky to be able to see this!Many fans expressed such emotion at the same time!

God, Tathagata Buddha, Bodhisattva, Allah, any gods, thank you so much for blindly reincarnating Bixia in China.

beep!beep!beep--

The final whistle sounded like icy water in winter, waking up all the fans at once.

"Champions! Champions! We are champions!"

This shout was like an atomic bomb exploded in Meazza, the fans screamed and cheered even more frantically, and the blue-black torrential waves swept the entire stadium.

"After more than eight months of fierce competition, the Serie A champion finally has its own. The defending champion Inter Milan successfully defended the title four rounds ahead of schedule, completing the four consecutive Serie A supremacy. This not only refreshed Inter Milan's three consecutive championships last year. History, even closer to the record of five consecutive Serie A championships held by Juventus and Torino. The Nerazzurri is undoubtedly the most successful team in Serie A in the 21st century. Moratti's Inter Milan has established a new dynasty. Created a new era of big international."

Lei Dong's cheers almost shook the ground under his feet. Standing on the brightly lit stadium, Bi Xia looked up at the stars in the dark night. The CCTV camera stayed on him for a long time. When the Chinese fans followed his gaze and saw the The built podium and the curve of the championship trophy are beautiful and fascinating.

Materazzi swaggered over, stretched out his long arms to clamp Bixia's neck, and dragged him to the locker room to change into the jersey specially prepared for the championship.

"Don't look, you can't run away!"

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There was a lot of voices on the court, and the locker room was chaotic.

There were rumbling footsteps in the player tunnel, and many people were rushing towards the locker room. Bi Xia and the others were like fighting in the locker room. jersey.Balotelli made a mistake in his busy schedule and put on Bi Xia's if he wore his own shorts, which made Bi Xia almost go out naked to receive the award.

Balotelli suddenly saw Bi Xia's flowery underwear, and forgot to take off half of the ball pants and was about to move forward. Before he could react, he tripped over his butt and squatted. pointing at Bixia's underpants.The other teammates were also terrified by Bixia's weird taste.

Bi Xia was a little calm, and put on the ball pants under the strange gaze, he explained while tying the belt, "I have a lot of this kind of floral underwear, a friend of mine (Messi) often likes to give me these, and they are quite expensive Well, forty or fifty euros a piece. I can't waste it, can I?"

Turning his back, Bi Xia's face was blushing, silently scolding himself for being infected by Messi's idiot, and in a daze, he wore the flowery underwear he gave him to embarrass people everywhere.

On the field, the staff of the Italian Football Association are furiously arranging the podium. Since it is at the home court of Inter Milan, Moratti waved his hand, and the staff of Inter Milan also joined in, embellishing the originally simple podium to be taller and fully matching. It is the great cause of Inter Milan's four consecutive championships.Inter Milan has stood shoulder to shoulder with the great Torino team in the history of Italian football.And Jose Mourinho won the championship in his first Serie A season. This is a record for a foreign head coach, not only Inter Milan but also the first in Serie A history.

A few minutes later, Mourinho walked out of the player channel with the neatly dressed Inter Milan players, and the chorus of "Crazy Inter Milan" floated over Meazza.

The media from all over the world swarmed, and the Chinese reporters could hardly control their emotions. Their cameras were aimed at Bi Xia. When Bi Xia passed by them, these people without exception became fans, and they pushed each other and asked for handshakes. group photo.Bi Xia's ears were filled with questions in various languages, but the most familiar mother tongue was silent, and the eyes of football media people who had experienced glory in 02 and were suffering were almost filled with enthusiasm.

The moment Bi Xia received the championship medal, his heartbeat almost lost control. He fixed his eyes on the championship medal, and his chest heaved up and down.

When the old captain Zanetti took over the trophy symbolizing the league championship, the atmosphere on the scene reached its peak. Huge bright fireworks whizzed up into the night sky, reflecting the stadium as bright as day, and blue and black fireworks gushed out from around the stands, bringing The atmosphere at this moment is extremely hot!

"Look up and stretch out your arms, the sky is so beautiful tonight. It's our colour, our love, our faith. A 17th trophy will go down in the history books and today it's Massimo- Moratti's birthday. Congratulations, President! Congratulations and thank you, all Inter fans celebrating tonight!"

The Inter Milan generals looked at each other and saw the bad water in their eyes. Materazzi gave an order, and Mourinho jumped to the side vigilantly, and his teammates rushed to Moratti in a hurry, hey hey yo toss him into the sky.

"Long live the great Inter Milan! Long live the great Inter Milan owner Moratti!! Long live the great Inter Milan fans!!!"

Moratti smiled from ear to ear, his old face wrinkled into a blooming chrysanthemum.

"Seeing the boss smile like that, you know that his hard work has not been in vain."

Even the AC Milan fans next door are congratulating this good old man. They still remember that they laughed at Moratti for turning Inter Milan into a black hole, but now they envy Inter Milan for having a fan president like Moratti.

Many Chinese fans came to Meazza's neutral stand today. Bixia grabbed the trophy and rushed to them all the way, holding up the Italian league trophy. The fans burst into cheers in surprise, howling Bixia's name, to meet their heroes.Bi Xia's move made the Chinese fans finally muster up their courage, took out the national flag that had been prepared for a long time, and flew it high in Meazza.

Seeing this scene, the emotional Duan Xuan almost choked up, "I finally saw the five-star red flag flying in the world's top football matches again."

A national flag fell from the stands, just covering Bi Xia.Bi Xia lifted the national flag and draped it over his body. He stood in the middle of the crowd, grabbed the corner of the national flag, and kissed it affectionately.The flashes sounded from all directions, and the TV broadcast camera stopped on Bi Xia's face in his early twenties. When the reporter asked him expectantly when he would join the national team, Bi Xia scratched his messy hair. Although his face was paralyzed, in fact But in my heart, I complained that the country should pay for the National Football Team to fill up a Weibo account. Sorry, this three words should be on the top for a long time.

The unintentional silence spread awkwardly.

Zhan Jun in the CCTV studio hastened to smooth things over for Bi Xia, for fear that his silence would be criticized by the patriots, "Anyone who knows football, especially Chinese football, will know that Bi Xia, the No. 1 Chinese football player, has too much helplessness. God Endowed him with an enviable gift that in our country is doomed to walk alone."

Seeing that the interview was cold, the reporter who asked the question wanted to shave his face and talk about China's pride, why bother to bring the disappointing national pig.

"I want to go to the World Cup and wear the uniform of the Chinese national team." Bi Xia brought up the question of the national team in one sentence, but instead talked about the act of kissing the national flag. He didn't care about the evaluation of the outside world as a show.If he cared too much about other people's evaluation, his life would have become a pair of underpants, and he would have to keep up with what other people fart.

"This kiss is dedicated to Chinese fans. I can not do without Chinese fans' attention to football. What I want to say is that Chinese fans are not a joke, never have been. It is an attitude, an attitude that convinces the world! It is a power that makes the world tremble!"

In an instant, countless Chinese people felt like they had been hit hard in the heart, their noses were sore, and the corners of their eyes wanted to burst into tears.At the scene, several female fans were crying like children.

At the same time, Qiao Yu, a fan, immediately changed His Majesty's homepage. It was not a photo of winning the championship, but a picture of Bi Xia saying this. His expression was very serious, with a sense of resilience.

"People who don't watch football don't understand why we like Bi Xia. He is not only the spring of Chinese football, but also the salvation of stupid Chinese football fans!"

Seeing this scene, many people seem to understand why football has plundered so many fans.

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The carnival in Milan has just begun. The players put on blue and black hair covers and put on T-shirts with the words of the champion. A bus carrying Inter Milan players and team staff celebrates the team in Milan Cathedral Square Won four consecutive league titles and their 17th title.

After an hour-long journey in an open-top bus, the Nerazzurri arrived in Piazza del Duomo, parading amidst flags and chants, scarves and songs, as well as celebratory T-shirts and new slogans, including Jose Mourinho's "zerotituli" (Milan? Zero titles!!!), the phrase refers directly to being a contender for the 1-2008 Serie A title.

The huge blue and black flags swept across the city of Milan, and the blue and black crowds held high the 17 crown flags and took to the streets. They excitedly set off fireworks and shouted that Inter Milan is the symbol of the city.

Standing at the front of the bus, Mourinho had an extraordinary presence, like the captain of a pilot, waving to the fans to welcome the first league title.

The Nerazzurri with Inter Milan as their totem are all wearing Inter Milan jerseys, with club-marked scarves around their necks, waving small flags in their hands and shouting at the bus.

"champion!"

"Long live Inter Milan!!!

"Four consecutive championships!!!"

"17!"

And the sound of such excited shouts became louder the closer they got to the church, and the emotions of the Inter Milan fans had soared to the peak and turned into a storm.

Standing at the forefront of the double-decker open-top bus, Bi Xia really realized what a crowd is at this moment. When 10 people crowded together, bouncing and jumping and cheering to you at the same time, that scene was shocking!Bi Xia's head was so hot that he was swollen, and before he was awake for a second, he was pulled by his teammates to dance, sing, kiss, and shout, including leaving Ibrahimovic who was obviously emotional. At this time, he also let go of his hands and feet, twisting awkwardly The dancing poses make everyone happy.

No one can resist the cheers of winning the championship.

The author has something to say: 1.90-year-old Messi lying in bed.

Bi Xia: Are you playing football?

Messi: I'm old and I can't play anymore.

Bi Xia: Do you want to eat?

Messi: My teeth have fallen out and I can't bite anymore.

Bi Xia: Briquette, do you still want to counterattack?

Messi【☆_☆】: Help me up and try!

2. Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes.When Bixia was in high school, an old man who taught biology asked slowly, "How many pairs of chromosomes are there, little Bixia?"

Bi Xia replied loudly: "64 pairs!"

The old man nodded calmly and seriously, "Well, tell me now, what is your purpose for coming to Earth?"

3: Messi: How long will you keep me?

Bi Xia: 10 years.

Messi: Only 10 years!

Bi Xia: I got married 10 years later, and the salary card is in your hands. Isn’t it you who will support me?