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In the Champions League final of the 2008-2009 season, Barcelona and Manchester United will make history no matter which team wins. The former has won the league and cup doubles before the final, and only one Champions League has become the first triple crown in the history of La Liga. Wang; and the latter will become the first team to successfully defend the Champions League after the restructuring.

Before the final, Bi Xia received calls from Ronaldo and Messi one after another. Bi Xia bluntly refused their request to go to the scene to cheer. Ronaldo said that Bi Xia's round-trip air tickets and board and lodging will be reimbursed by the invoice, and Bi Xia slapped his thick skin. Although the prices of hotels and round-trip air tickets in Rome have skyrocketed, he is not so poor.

"Men, be open-minded. If you don't lose to me, you won't be ashamed to lose to the champion." Ronaldo quickly shaved his legs and touched them narcissistically. Type long legs. Ronaldo happily imagined the scene of Messi with a potato-like figure and two short legs chasing him desperately. He couldn't help but giggled, and Bi Xia really wanted to stuff his phone down his throat. inside.

Messi didn't dare to provoke Bixia with an arrogant tone like Ronaldo did. He submissively said that he hoped that Bixia would cheer him up, but Bixia jumped up and replied that there was no way.

Messi drooped his head on the other end of the phone, and his expression full of anticipation faded away. Bi Xia sat cross-legged on the bed on the other end, and he thought bitterly: Before he retired, the only reason for him to appear in the Champions League was He made it to the final.In front of a global audience, wishing his friend the championship without any grievances is really a test of his acting skills.

"...You, uh, come on!" Finally, Bi Xia felt sorry, and said perfunctorily in a suit.

Messi's eyelashes trembled, and his wide-open eyes flickered. He was very satisfied when he heard this sentence from Bixia, and then he seriously promised, "Don't worry, I will definitely win. Go forward, Barcelona !"

Bi Xia rolled his eyes, this little man still doesn't know how to read people!

Bi Xia fell on the bed with his limbs wide open. He saw a fan from Ecuador buy a pirated Messi and Barcelona jersey for 15 euros in the live broadcast, and then pointed to the "Made in China" label on it to the reporter and counted Thumbs up, "Chinese goods".Bi Xia's mood suddenly became better. He folded his hands behind his head, stretched his legs and began to do sit-ups.

Originally, Bi Xia hid in the training base to be a spectator of the Champions League with his teammates, but a fire got involved in Bi Xia, which caused a war of abuse among Chinese and Korean netizens.

The moment Park Ji-sung was confirmed by Ferguson as Manchester United's starting 11 in the Champions League final, the South Korean player made history: he was the first Asian player to appear in the final since the European Champions Cup was founded 54 seasons ago.There is no doubt that at this moment, he represents the highest achievement of an Asian player in European football.The South Korean fans began to bite Bixia in ecstasy.

Park Ji-sung!The pride of the Korean nation!Bixia, rubbish!

Haha, without scoring a penalty, Inter Milan regards Bixia as something that they don't even bother to talk about.Only the group of idiots in China self-edited and derived the falsehood that Bi Xia is a world star!

That's right, the Chinese love fakes, and our Park Ji-sung Obama is the core of Manchester United.I am an old Manchester United fan. Based on my experience of watching football for more than ten years, no one can do without Park Ji-sung in this Manchester United team. Bi Xia is much more reliable.

At this time, Bi Xia was wearing flip flops, swaying back and forth in front of the eyes of all his teammates, sighing loudly and loudly, Mourinho's leather soles pia kicked over, Bi Xia immediately fell silent, holding the sour The sore right leg imitated the Golden Rooster's independence, "Sir, why is Sir Alex wearing a white away jersey?" The colors of the home jerseys of Manchester United and Barcelona do not conflict.

Mourinho raised his right eyebrow, "You have a lot of opinions, why don't I give you Sir Alex's number."

"Don't!" He waved his hands again and again, and Bixia heard Ronaldo complaining about Sir Alex's hair dryer. Whenever Sir Alex became angry, Ronaldo became a quail, which was extremely uncomfortable.Bi Xia jumped to Mourinho's side, squatted down and whispered to Mourinho, "I think Manchester United's white jersey is a failure." Seeing Mourinho's gesture of wanting to hear more, Bi Xia told Mourinho He began to babble like peas in a bamboo tube, "Wearing white jerseys, Barcelona must have beaten them as Real Madrid." The gangsters in Barcelona were as crazy as bulls seeing red cloth when they saw the white jerseys, and no one wanted to lose to Derby opponent.

As soon as the words fell, Mourinho was also dumbfounded. Manchester United did not use defensive counterattacks like they played against Barcelona the previous year, but an overall offensive.

"I didn't expect Ferguson to be so face-saving and tender. I thought he had already cultivated to a certain level. I didn't expect him to be hit by Guardiola's aggressive method and fight against him." Mourinho thought that this time The final is almost a conclusion. A team with top-notch pass control like Barcelona must have a stable mentality and not want to eat Barcelona in one go.

At only about 1 minute and 30 seconds into the game, Ronaldo's free kick was urgent and fast, and Park Ji-sung, who responded in the middle, shrank his head subconsciously, almost

Open the scoring for Manchester United!

The Korean fans who are overwhelmed by the national complex are clamoring like mad dogs that Park Ji-sung is the savior of Manchester United. He will beat Ronaldo and Messi to become the king today. There is also an extreme Korean fan who climbed to His Majesty’s official website to leave a message insulting Bi Xiagou You son, suddenly ignited the anger of Bixia fans.

South Korea has always looked down on Chinese football, which is fine.China's "first-class" team in Asia may be lucky enough to draw against the mighty Timor-Leste team. Chinese fans have the right to think that the Chinese football team is a circus that comes to liven up the atmosphere.What makes the Koreans even more disturbed is that Bi Xia, a wonderful work, comes from ten shots and nine biases, eight passes, seven breaks, six stops, five losses, and four losses. The Chinese football is noble, half-hearted, and first-class, although many people comment that Bi Xia does not look like China. A player who has come out, but no one denies that he is an outstanding representative of Chinese football.Just such a monster like Nima suddenly raised the bottom line of the national pigs, which made the Korean football, which is walking sideways in the Asian football world, extremely disappointed.

When European and American fans gave Bi Xia their thumbs up, Koreans searched and listed all the football geniuses with Korean blood, and they boasted that there is no one in the sky, but the mainstream European media didn’t even bother to mention the name, let alone the football genius from Europe. The handsome man picked out a word of praise.

The AFC regards Bi Xia as the banner of Asian football, and has come forward to support Bi Xia to win the Golden Boy, vigorously trying to create an Asian superstar.In the face of UEFA's ruthlessness, South Korea's heart is broken.

So Park Ji-sung entered Manchester United's Champions League starting list, and South Korea suddenly turned around.

Shenma Asia's first day king, Manchester United flying wings and other glittering titles shamelessly put on his head.Seeing Park Ji-sung's outstanding performance in the first minute of the Champions League final, the Korean media commented condescendingly that the football styles of China and South Korea are not exactly the same, emphasizing that South Korea plays real football, while China plays "Shaolin football". Then he arrogantly listed a series of examples to prove that the Chinese players are rough: In 1, the Chinese National Olympic Games fought against Queens Park Rangers in the England warm-up match.Huang Shanhong tore his cruciate ligament in the warm-up match with China and missed the 2006 World Cup. In 1998, French star Zinedine Zidane refused to participate in a charity match because he believed that Chinese players were acting rough. French international Cisse missed the 2007 World Cup due to an injury in a warm-up match with the Chinese team.

The remarks of the Korean media have aroused strong dissatisfaction among Chinese netizens. Although Chinese fans are generally stubborn, their patriotism is still quite strong. Under the "patriotic complex" of anti-Japanese and anti-Korea and other major issues, Chinese fans will still explode strongly. So they united and launched a crazy counterattack: Let alone Chinese football, you can look at the 2002 match between South Korea and Italy and Spain. Who injured Qi Zu?Isn't that violent football?South Korea not only played ugly, but also relied on referees to win.

The two sides come and go, spitting and spitting, and wanting to see the other party in front of them, roll up their sleeves and fight hand-to-hand with the other party to decide the outcome, which is much more exciting than a ball game.

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In the 10th minute, Barcelona's first shot was scored by Eto'o in the near corner without passing Vidi!

"Eto'o is amazing! He really specializes in the Premier League!"

The South Korean fans suddenly lost their voices. Once Barcelona takes the lead in possession of the ball, it will be too difficult to play!

Chinese netizen was in a state of desperation, and climbed over the wall one after another, "You Park Ouba didn't become the champion of the ball, you are all slamming Eto'o."

Manchester United only played good goals for 10 minutes, and they were very aggressive in the opening game. However, after being hit by Barcelona's counterattack, Manchester United did not give full play to their own level.Next, Manchester United still did not change after conceding the ball, let the basic 4231 style of play, the robbery in the midfield seemed very passive, and the uphill rush was too fierce, which is the kind of pounce for Barcelona, ​​which has exquisite skills at the feet It is tantamount to suicide.Barcelona repeated the second leg of the semi-final against Chelsea with almost no forwards. Eto'o pulled to the wing and Messi retreated in the center, so that Manchester United could not target the man.Manchester United's double midfielder is not enough to counter the exquisite passing and receiving cooperation of Barcelona's midfielder.Henry, Messi and Eto'o can cut into the middle and attack at any time.The triangle formed by Busquets and Toure in the middle effectively resisted Ronaldo. After being hot for a while at the beginning, Ronaldo gradually became misfired.

Cristiano Ronaldo has a lot of thoughts in his mind and held back a lot of opinions. He is the most dissatisfied with the deployment of Sir Alex Ferguson. He is the least willing to take the position of a sacrificial center forward, but he has to sacrifice, and after playing for 10 minutes, he already felt It started to mess up.

Ronaldo's unhappiness was too obvious. Many people speculated whether this would lead to his breakup with the old man, just like the break between Beckham and the old man back then, and it turned out that No. 7 broke with the old man.

Seeing that the whole game slowly fell into the rhythm of Barcelona, ​​Guti, who was sitting in front of the TV, pointed at Manchester United and yelled, "Hurry, hurry! The start is urgent! After losing the ball, it is even more urgent! Generally speaking, it is urgent! You are urgent." What a jb!" The saliva spewed out like rain, Nima was completely suppressed by Barcelona, ​​could there be a worse situation than this?

Have!

Raul felt that Guti was too noisy, so he choked his throat and threw Guti, who was only wearing ball pants, out, and the outside of the villa was suddenly filled with white light.

So the next day, the street tabloids in Madrid published a photo of Du Guti calling Raul’s door pitifully with his bare arms in his arms, and there was an extra dialogue box next to his mouth, which was accompanied by a polite and sour sentence—— Youth absurd I live up to you.

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Ferguson replaced Anderson with Carlos Tevez in the second half was another defeat.Basically, Anderson's defense in the midfield is relatively active. After replacing Tevez, he formed a situation where one person plays the midfielder in the midfield.Although their robbery in the midfield has received certain effects and suppressed Barcelona for a period of time, but Barcelona's robbery and defense, it seems that there are not so many flying tackles and collisions in a game, the consciousness is in the front, and they run without the ball. Mobility, just like the early warning radar control, always feels very reasonable. If you don’t know where to pass, just pass there. There is an early warning system, and the local siege immediately forms a triangle, and you can’t get the ball out.So once Barcelona broke through to the frontcourt, Manchester United's defense seemed empty. This desperate style of play led to Manchester United conceding goals in the second half.In the second half, Rooney and Park Ji-sung switched sides, but it didn't work.Park Ji-sung's feet were still not smooth, and Rooney did not cheer up.Although Rooney made several crosses from the right, which created a chance for the top, Ronaldo and Park Ji-sung missed a good opportunity by outflanking, but it did not play a good role. This is also due to the unclear overall thinking.

In the 70th minute, Messi jumped up from 7 meters and headed sideways to score the goal with no one to mark. With a look back at the moon, the score was rewritten to 2:0, securing the victory for Barcelona.

"Fuck, this little guy can actually head the ball!" Bi Xia frowned, staring at the replay with a good look, and slapped Balotelli's thigh hard with an unbelievable expression, "Header, header!"

Balotelli grinned and inhaled, and jerked his legs back. Bi Xia missed the shot, and almost fell over because he tried too hard to get through the door.

Materazzi grabbed Bi Xia's neck to make him quieter, "You can definitely push the ball in standing up."

Bi Xia shook his head stinkingly, trying to create an elegant effect, but the ends of his hair poked into his eyes. He quickly covered his eyes and leaned on his knees, crying non-stop.

Balotelli saw Messi taking off his boots and kissing uncontrollably. He cursed and vomited a few times.Ibrahimovic hooked a football with his feet, and quickly stuffed the ball into Balotelli's jersey, "This is the correct posture for pregnancy."

other people:……

The corners of Mourinho's lips curled upwards, obviously helpless to this group of funny players, exuding the aura of "those who come close to me will be killed without mercy", which made Zanetti and Figo move their buttocks , leaving a circle around Mourinho.

In the last 15 minutes, Manchester United had lost their morale and lost their fighting spirit. Instead, Barcelona's offense became sharper. If it weren't for Van der Sar's outstanding performance, Manchester United would not only be 0-2.

This peak duel was not as exciting as expected.Mourinho closed his notebook, Ferguson was completely defeated in this young and old duel, but Guardiola showed a high level of command, and Barcelona as a whole was actively and effectively blocked in terms of technology, tactical thinking, and midfield.It's obvious that they are disrupting your rhythm, taking it easy and playing with you to death.

Pep (the nickname of Guardiola's name Josep), you should thank God for killing Inter Milan in advance, otherwise Guardiola would not become the youngest coach to win the Champions League. — Mourinho

After Mourinho pressed the keyboard carefully, he raised his head and stared, his necks as long as giraffes retracted one by one, laughing and turning into turtles.

After Mourinho left, everyone exploded. Materazzi was very satisfied with Barcelona winning the championship, but simply didn't want to make the Koreans proud.Italians have always remembered the hatred of being hacked by South Korea in 02, so Italian football is very repulsive to Koreans!

Koreans still have the nerve to say that Italians look down on him? ? ?It's considered polite if you don't give them a few mouthfuls when you meet!A country that can do anything like a dog for victory!

Compared with Messi's crazy celebration, Ronaldo grinned and held his head in repentance.

Messi cut off his aunt's head and left a neat short hair. With the addition of the Triple Crown, he looks high-spirited, with a little more handsomeness that fascinates female fans.

Even if Messi's legs are short, he can't stop him from being so fast and throwing Bi Xia away by more than one position.Mata and Granjero lamented that they are no longer at the same level. They were still playing together in the youth competition back then. Who would have thought that the shortest one would reach the top first.The triple crown plus the league and the Champions League Golden Boot, unless Messi's performance in the second half of the year is unbearable, the 2009 World Footballer will basically engrave his name.

Nowadays, it is difficult to describe a superstar in terms of the times. In recent years, football has been updated too fast, and the waves have been too fierce. Kaka was caught up by Ronaldo, but within a year, Messi stepped on Ronaldo to become a football player. peak.

Bi Xia thought uncomfortably: Feng Shui takes turns, when will it be my turn.

Balotelli was probably also pondering this question. He grinned his white teeth and forgot his sympathy for Bi Xia. He immediately shared the same hatred with Materazzi and took pleasure in Park Ji-sung's misfortune.

At the final award ceremony, Park Ji-sung may have been in a bad mood, but he even greeted those UEFA leaders and even the heads of state with a very ordinary light high-five.Although it is a bit impolite, it can be seen that Park has a Korean national character. He really wants to pursue perfection, but when he can't achieve his ability, he feels depressed like the end of the world.

All major websites in South Korea are showing Park Ji-sung’s cowardice, don’t doubt it, it’s all written by Chinese hacker fans, and Chinese fans laughed at the South Korean stick in an open and honest manner: Return the savior of Manchester United?It will not be Barcelona's undercover agent!Barcelona's military medal is definitely half of that of Park Ji-sung!

After losing people, those fans worked tirelessly to climb to Bi Xia's Twitter, pleading for Bi Xia's strength to fight for the Champions League next season!

The fans here just cheered up, and Zhang Lu and Huang Jianxiang over there called out Inter Milan's Champions League next season. The two commentators said that Inter Milan's style is lost. It can't be seen that it is an Italian team. Chelsea wearing a blue and black jersey.

Netizens were so annoyed that their eyes were red, and they threw all kinds of fruit peels at the two people in the TV, and the topic of #张路和黄健祥shut up# was ranked first in the search list overnight.This result made Zhang Lu and Huang Jianxiang one head and two big, especially Huang Jianxiang. He was hacked from CCTV by fans because his commentary was too subjective, but now he is bombarded by netizens repeatedly because he is too objective.

Hey! Fans are really hard to serve these days, this double standard is too strong!

However, these commentators complained, but no one was angry. As a football commentator, I wish I could encounter such happy pickiness a few more times.

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Bi Xia and his teammates went to have a big meal together after watching the game, but Ibrahimovic raised his glass: "I'm going to Barcelona!" He put his arms around Maxwell and said loudly, "When you pack your things Take my shoes too. You go to Barcelona and I go to Camp Nou."

Everyone laughed, except for Bi Xia, everyone thought that Ibrahimovic had told a hilarious joke, and Mourinho would let go of the top card in the team if he was stupid.

Bi Xia leaned on the back of the chair and waved to him, "Hey, Ibrahimovic!"

"What?" The attitude was not very good.

"You went to Barcelona to win the Champions League, right?"

"Yes, there are reasons for this."

"But you know, Inter will end up winning the Champions League and mark my words, we will end up lifting the Big Ears Cup."

"Mourinho mentioned it to me, I don't believe it." Ibrahimovic smiled, his thin eyes and long eyebrows looked bad and oily.Ibrahimovic's smile made others blush, and there is nothing more embarrassing than the contempt of his teammates.

No one took Ibrahimovic's transfer as a joke anymore, and everyone fell silent, and the clinking of Ibrahimovic and Maxwell's glasses was particularly harsh.

The author has something to say: 1. Bi Xia asked Xueba Varane: How to get 140 in mathematics?

Varane: Just write less than two fill-in-the-blank questions.

Bixia//(ㄒoㄒ)//:...

2. After getting married, Cassie found that Ye Mingyu occasionally squeezed toothpaste for him in the morning, but the days were not fixed.

Cassie decided to ask: What made you decide to squeeze my toothpaste?

Ye Mingyu: Sometimes it's too crowded, and it's a pity to drop it into the sink, so I use your toothbrush to scrape it up...

Cassie: ...