football fanatic

Bi Xia stood at the crossroads in a daze, unable to remember why he stayed here and couldn't leave.

squeak--! ! !The tires rub against the ground violently.

Bi Xia suddenly raised his head and bumped into the flying car head-on. He opened his eyes and watched the car pass through his body and disappear.

No death, not even a little pain.

Bi Xia slapped his head and suddenly realized: he must be dreaming.You can only die in your dreams.

A football emerged from the shadows, rolling round and round in front of Bi Xia's eyes.Bi Xia walked over, but no matter how fast he walked, he couldn't get close to football. It was clearly within reach, but it was as far away as a moat.Bi Xia's donkey temper came up, and he competed with that damn football. He ran tirelessly, his knees softened as he ran, and he knelt on the ground with a plop.In an instant, Bi Xia felt as if his body was crushed by Wuzhishan, his internal organs were almost crushed and he couldn't stand up. He locked his eyes on the football, gritted his teeth, and crawled quickly on his knees.Almost at the moment when he touched the football, he really wanted something to pull him down, and he tried hard to grab the dirt with his ten fingers.

Bi Xia trembled all over and woke up.

With difficulty, he opened his eyelids, and a little light came in.

All kinds of voices were amplified in the ear, and Bi Xia just wanted to kill everyone.

Faces approached distortedly, Bi Xia turned his head in disgust, and shouted, "Ugly!"

Mourinho's excitement came to an abrupt end. He was wearing a suit that looked like prunes, and he looked so sloppy and haggard for whom!This little thing is irritating when he wakes up. If he didn't remember that Bixia is a disabled person, Mourinho really wanted to slap him to death.

Seeing Mourinho's embarrassment, everyone at Inter Milan was secretly happy in their hearts.But as soon as Mourinho looked over, they turned their eyes away as if nothing had happened. They were not Balotelli.Balotelli, a character player, is showing his white teeth to Mourinho, and his smile makes many teammates want to yell at him: You can grow up.

Bi Xia's relatives opened their mouths, and every time they spoke, Inter Milan's loud voice overwhelmed them. Realizing that he is insignificant to Bi Xia, it is like the painting style of another world, especially abruptly intervening in this blue-black group.

Immersed in the joy of Bi Xia's waking up in the ward, the outside world's speculation and rumors about Bi Xia were flying everywhere. In addition to being seriously injured and retired, there were more rumors about Bi Xia's death.No matter what the big V on the Internet is actively lighting candles and praying for Bixia, the pots of chicken soup for the soul poured Bixia's goosebumps off layer after layer.Obviously he was still alive and well, but he was heartbroken by those people who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.

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At the press conference after the team's training on August 8, Mourinho did not take the players to participate, but dealt with the Chinese and foreign media alone.The press conference was full of people, and the media had already gotten wind of it. Inter Milan will announce Bi Xia's injury at the press conference.

Mourinho personally admitted that Bi Xia had woken up, and the Chinese reporters rejoiced and called God's eyes.When Mourinho saw the reporter happy like a child celebrating a festival, he taunted angrily, "The driver has a bottle of wine, and Inter Milan is in tears." Still with that disdainful expression, but Mourinho put his own He explained everything in his heart, "This Inter Milan is the team I want, but there is still one person missing." Thinking of Bi Xia lying in the hospital bed, Mourinho habitually went into a rage, "I don't know that the traffic police in China are moles. Rat or bat?! (The mole relies on the nose, the bat relies on the ears) The BMW speeds all the way in an S-shape, and you can’t see such a big target. If you get cataracts at a young age, you need to be treated!"

After the mean injection of venom, Mourinho kept reiterating the importance of Bixia, which greatly satisfied the vanity of the Chinese media. They wrote a little bit of sympathy for Mourinho.From this point of view, Mourinho's arrogance is not so annoying, after all, he just loves to tell the truth.

For the upcoming Super Cup, Mourinho appeared very relaxed, and for the first time revealed the possibility of Inter Milan winning the Champions League in his mind.

"Last year, Inter Milan did not fight for the Champions League. The league championship is the main goal." In Mourinho's eyes, last year's Inter Milan has shown strong competitiveness. Finally, Inter Milan is not without a chance in the Champions League, "This Inter Milan has a 10% to 15% possibility of winning this year's Champions Cup."

The media exploded, and many reporters laughed unkindly. The history of Inter Milan’s Champions League has been stuck in the era of black and white photos. With Inter Milan’s poor record of 16 Lang last season, this season is definitely going to accompany the prince to study and play soy sauce all the way.

However, Mourinho ignored the different faces of the reporters, abnormally did not compete with the reporters, and repeatedly emphasized a word to the reporters: Fortuna (luck).In his opinion, this year's Inter Milan is not a seeded team, which makes the game more difficult. All Europe is competing for this trophy, and luck often determines everything.

"I've reached the semi-finals twice at Chelsea, losing on penalties and once due to a controversial goal by the opponent, which shows that luck is very important. Of course, we also need to pay more attention to details. It’s also the key to winning the game.”

When the reporters heard the word luck, their spirits were lifted and they swiped their pens.

"Mourinho admits defeat, laughs at himself for not being a champion"

"Madman Attacks UEFA, Chelsea Besieged by Mafia as a Sacrifice"

The reporters described the grievances and grievances between Mourinho and UEFA President Michel Platini over the years in a hype, and the battle between the two under the conspiracy and tricks seemed to readers a little more destined.

Bi Xia was so frightened by the brains of the media that he contributed all his water to the newspaper. He stared at the picture of Mourinho and Platini looking at each other and studied it over and over again, feeling a gust of cold wind blowing on him.Trembling all over, Bi Xia couldn't help shivering, and Bi Xia made up for the sadomasochistic love between Mourinho and Platini in his mind. Fuck, compared to Mourinho and Platini, Bi Xia I would rather believe that he and Messi are true love.

Bi Xia collapsed on the bed laughing directly, bumping into the wound, he rolled back and forth on the bed in pain and twitched.

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Xiushui, business activities, tourism promotions, visits to the Forbidden City... On the surface, Lazio and Inter Milan have not interacted with each other since they arrived in Beijing, and even faced the Super Cup with leisure.

Unlike the coquettish arrogance in front of the media, Mourinho revealed to the players in private that he is eager to win the Super Cup.In order to concentrate on coping with the Italian Super Cup, Mourinho made Inter Milan's pre-match training mysterious. Inter Milan's training in China always adopts a closed approach.This made the reporters who couldn't get the material quite dissatisfied. In their view, Mourinho's words and deeds were completely deceptive.

Perhaps too focused on the game, Mourinho and the Inter Milan players intentionally or unintentionally ignored the enthusiastic Chinese fans.

As soon as the Inter Milan bus arrives at the training ground, Mourinho is always the first to get off the bus, with a look of displeasure on his face, and rushes directly into the training base with many players, regardless of the 20 or 30 fans behind him shouting "If you don't like it, don't worry about it!" Ze, Jose!"

Compared with the reporter's indignation, the fans didn't care about Mourinho's burnout. They proudly showed off, "This is the madman."

Mourinho's arrogant posture seemed to fit their imaginations, and everyone wanted to lie down on the male god's suit pants and beg him to look back and smile evilly and madly, so they didn't care about the reporters jumping up and down to sow discord.

As the only international star in China, Bi Xia is still very confident in his domestic appeal, but he has seen the domestic media Qi Qi against Go Lazio for several days, and he is still bragging that the domestic fans are tired of him so quickly.It wasn't until he saw some people's blogs that he realized that Inter Milan's high-cold goddess attitude stabbed the hearts of media people. Many Chinese reporters felt that Inter Milan had neglected their enthusiasm, thinking that Inter Milan only regarded Chinese fans as tires and tires. clothes customer.And Lazio has been more successful in being close to the people, attracting fans crazily.

Perhaps it is difficult for Chinese Nerazzurri fans to get the same treatment as Italian fans, but Bixia thinks that at least Chinese Nerazzurri fans can feel that they are like Lazio fans, people who feel happy because they love a Serie A club.

Mourinho was given a headache by Bi Xia's broken thoughts. Seeing Bi Xia's bruised nose and swollen pig's head poisoning his eyes again and again, Mourinho's face darkened for a while and then decided to open a training session to let Chinese fans and Inter Milan The players have a close meeting.

The sudden decision made many Nerazzurri fans almost cry with excitement, and they rushed into the fans' stands in a swarm.The players who came out of the channel turned around and waved one by one, causing the fans to scream.Zanetti, as the soul of the Inter Milan team for more than ten years, is naturally very skilled in handling the relationship with fans. He turned around and applauded frequently, causing thunderous cheers. On the west stand, there was a huge Inter Milan flag. waving.

The 24 players conducted passing training in groups, and finally ushered in a short half-time group confrontation.Regardless of whether it is the main player in the yellow jersey or the substitute in the blue jersey, his exquisite pass or wonderful shot can be cheered by the fans.In the end, the match ended with the happy exit of both sides, and the score was not important.

What is more eye-catching in training is Mourinho. Many fans almost show a gesture of worship to him. They regard Mourinho as their spiritual pillar, so every move of Mourinho makes them Exclaimed.Mourinho knows how to reciprocate. He appeared in a corner of the four corners of the half and frequently took corner kicks.It's just that the corner kick is obviously not the director of the madman. The corner kick he took was not good, and the players who shot it did not make effective use of it.

The training match lasted for an hour, but the fans still felt that they were still unsatisfied. It would be even better if Bi Xia could appear in the Inter Milan team in a healthy manner.Although Bi Xia has woken up, the rumors of Bi Xia's serious injury and retirement have hardly subsided.Some radical fans even expressed angrily that if Bi Xia bid farewell to the green field due to a car accident, they would definitely give the female BMW driver a chance to start a new life. After 18 years, she can choose to be a good driver.

After the meeting, Mourinho and Balotelli rushed to the hospital to see Bixia without stopping.The former looked chic and agile, and he was so cool wherever he went, while Balotelli became a porter, carrying several large bags of gifts handed over to Bi Xia by the fans in both hands, and his whole body was almost buried in the bags. Among them, the clumsy one is like a bear, and the silly one makes people laugh.Balotelli dare not complain about Mourinho's masterful attitude, but it is still possible to provoke Bixia.But as soon as Balotelli put down the gift and rushed towards Bi Xia, he felt a pain in his buttocks and was kicked out of the ward by Mourinho.

He's sloppy, and I can't help but want to beat him up when I see it. This is Mourinho's perverted psychology towards Balotelli.

Bi Xia looked at the piles of presents that piled up the whole room, and felt a sense of embarrassment that his brother was not in the Jianghu, but there was a legend about him in the Jianghu.

This meeting of fans of Inter Milan will bring back the slanted public opinion to the right track. As Bixia’s home stadium, Chinese fans and the media still have a lot of face.

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The Bird’s Nest on August 8 was full of stars. In addition to the leaders of the football associations of the two countries, there were also many celebrities in the football field, and more stars from all walks of life took selfies on Weibo while lamenting Bi Xia’s bad luck.Bi Xia's fans laughed at some celebrities for hugging their thighs, and the celebrity fans quit. They disliked Bi Xia's grades for being too low. He made more money than others in a concert in a year. The fans who made a lot of noise had long forgotten their original intentions , pinched into a ball in a hurry.Bi Xia was lying on the gun, and was pulled out and beaten by people from all walks of life. His sense of presence was angered. Bi Xia dominated the headlines of the major search lists with a gesture of sweeping mountains. As long as it was a topic about him, the masses liked to watch it.

After a series of operations, the Bird's Nest's 2009 Italian Super Cup has almost become a commercial show that the whole world pays attention to. Reporters from countless TV stations, newspapers and magazines gathered, and the atmosphere on the scene was even more intense.Hundreds of millions of fans are waving to the world's giants: here are stupid people, a lot of money, hurry up!

Bi Xia did not appear on the scene as expected before the game, and the CCTV commentator would return to Bi Xia's injury after talking about it.After Bi Xia woke up, he only shouted on social media, "I was kicked back by Hades", and there was no movement after that. The news about him was revealed by Mourinho. Fans and the media are very concerned about his injury and recovery. Situation, eager to get a clear message.

Chinese fans didn't see Bi Xia killing all directions in the Bird's Nest. Although they didn't say it, they still felt a little regretful.

Through the TV, Bi Xia saw that the stands around the stadium were covered with banners wishing him well.

——Bi Xia, you are our only one.

——Man, stand back to the green field, Bi Xia, we are waiting for you!

——Never give up, from the past to the future!

Just for this scene, Bi Xia felt that no matter how much he suffered, no matter how tired he was, it was worth it.

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Balotelli is a real treasure, and there is no shortage of joy wherever he appears. He appeared in the camera with a huge photo of Bixia, and the slightly gloomy atmosphere inside and outside the stadium was swept away by Bixia, and everyone laughed heartily .

Balotelli didn't mean to play tricks this time. He sincerely wanted to cheer up his buddies. He brought Bi Xia's photo with his teammates on the stage to tell Bi Xia: They are in the same group and they are waiting for him to return to the team.The emotional drama that could have moved Bixia to tears was ruined by Balotelli's recent photo - it was a pig's face after Bixia's car accident.

Bi Xia is not an actor, so he can't look handsome with a bruised nose and a swollen pig's head. Bi Xia's cocky little eyes make the swollen scary pig's face reveal a little silly joy.

However, on the day when the male god was also disfigured, 80.00% of the male fans right-clicked to save, and collected Bi Xia's pig-headed face and beloved action movies together, which must be remembered for life.

That night, the entire Inter Milan team brought more than one joke to the world.

I never expected that I accidentally planted it in the Bird's Nest International.The little bird's nest, which Mourinho didn't pay much attention to, staged a good show for the Blue Eagles to win the championship.

In this game, Mourinho let the experienced Zanetti replace the young teenager Thornton, the newly joined Lucio partnered with Kivu in the central defender position, and Maicon guarded the right.In midfield there are Thiago Motta, Cambiasso, Muntari and Stankovic.On the forward line, Milito and Eto'o, who just joined in the summer, made their debut together.

With Lucio and Eto'o, Inter Milan looks beautiful, but they always make a "sheep sound" when playing games.At the beginning of the game, Inter Milan, who has always lacked tacit cooperation, made many mistakes in the midfield.

Inter coach Jose Mourinho, wearing a light blue shirt, looked on wistfully as the Lazio keeper made one magical save after another.

With the joining of two champion players, coupled with the "championship" Milito who has no championship title, the overall strength of Inter Milan has indeed improved, but they have been "disconnected" for a long time. , but broke out in front of more than 7 fans cheering for them on the spot.

In the 62nd minute, Lazio's goal broke the balance of the field, and then Lazio's second lob shot almost sentenced Inter Milan to death.

2:0!Lazio had almost secured the Super Cup, only missing the final whistle for them to celebrate.

Two inadvertent mistakes ruined a feast.The Nerazzurri originally wanted to spread their religion in China while they were panning for gold, and the believers who were about to pay homage accidentally saw the "little" hidden under the leather robe of the big international in a foreign country.And this kind of mental illness, whether it is the three consecutive Serie A championships or the four consecutive championships, cannot be cured.

In the 78th minute, Eto'o's goal allowed Inter Milan to rebuild the dawn, but Milito's goal was ruled invalid.

Eager to win the Super Cup, Mourinho, like a wild beast, rushed from the bench seat to the sideline again and again, and finally returned to the seat from the sideline helplessly.

In the huge bird's nest, the eagles of Rome wildly celebrated the third Italian Super Cup in the club's history, and only a lonely figure remained of the proud magic bird.Later, Mourinho actually threw the Super Cup runner-up medal to an Inter Milan fan. He explained naturally, "Perhaps for the fans, the medal is more important."

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"It's not that the magic bird is too small, but who made this "bird" unlucky to meet the "eagle"? Mancini, who has been stubbornly resisted by the Red Wolf Rome since the "Great International Era", now wants to The magic bird who created the "Da Da International Era" but was slammed by the Blue Eagles. The "Great International" has suffered losses from the capital team. Perhaps in Beijing's three-acre land, Inter Milan really understands what is called "Royal City Roots" Son"—I haven't seen a big scene, so I can only be a little rich."

Bi Xia was immersed in the feeling of Zhan Jun's commentary, and before he could react to the reality of Inter Milan's loss, he got the news that Mourinho had a knife in his mouth at the press conference after the game, and almost dug out the hearts of all Chinese football reporters. If you eat a piece of meat, you will offend people and make a big fuss.

The Chinese reporters at the press conference asked Mourinho two questions. First, did Eto'o play 90 minutes because he lost control of the game?The second question is, why did Lazio win under the same venue conditions as the Bird's Nest?

Mourinho, who lost the game, was obviously out of control: "I finally know why Chinese football can't work. The questions your football reporters ask are too amateurish. You don't seem to know much about football. You Chinese have won many events, only football can't do it." , your questions are too far from those of high-level journalists."

A drop of water fell into the frying pan, and the whole field exploded. Mourinho suddenly turned all Chinese football reporters into black birds.

Bi Xia sometimes feels that Chinese football reporters may say that sports reporters are not very professional, mother-in-law and mother-in-law are like making provocative catalogs, but he dares to mutter in his heart, if he says it in public, it will be a fight. The rhythm will definitely be hanged on the headlines to show the public.

Inter Milan wanted Bi Xia to mediate, but unfortunately Mourinho is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and his bachelor temperament that I am polite and not afraid of going anywhere in the world scared Bi Xia and let out all the prepared belly drafts as farts.Bi Xia would not foolishly stand in front of the media and make Mourinho a target. He simply covered his head under the quilt and pretended he didn't know anything. It would be fine when Inter Milan returned to Italy. The news that Mourinho was killed by Chinese reporters.

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After Ibrahimovic's transfer, Bixia fled in embarrassment in the first game after his serious injury, which really made Inter Milan feel bad.However, Milito's brave goals in the warm-up match and Eto'o's tough goal in the first official game also made people see the hope of Inter Milan.But the Lazio goalkeeper's heroic saves also remind Mourinho from time to time that without Bixia, the international stitching in this remodeling lacks the chilling sharpness, and all this will take time.

After losing the Super Cup, Mourinho seriously reflected once. At least in the Bird's Nest, Inter Milan is still the "Bird Team" that cannot withstand the storm.

After the Super Cup, Inter Milan left Beijing with the hat of a loser. Bi Xia was also in the accompanying team. The agent Fazeli contacted Bi Xia with the best sports experts in Europe. Bi Xia can get the best sports in Germany. Treatment.

Before he had time to express his gratitude for "you are the best agent", Bi Xia was pushed through the security check by Fazeri, "Stop talking nonsense, recover quickly, and make money for me immediately." He paid a lot of liquidated damages Well, Fazeli is now so poor that he wants to sell Bixia in packages.

Bi Xia slowly fell behind the large group, and saw a super handsome hound in the boarding passage.Seeing Bixia running over, the hound rubbed and sniffed, and grinned at Bixia.Bi Xia secretly sighed in his heart that his charm was so great that even animals couldn't resist it, and then he smiled and greeted him with a pig's face, and was just about to put his arms around the hound to make out, but the hound pawed its four hooves and swept Bi Xia's tail with its tail. With a big face, he ran away humming and chirping.

Bixia was about to follow, when a policeman came over and said, "Sir, can you go on? We've made sure you don't have any drugs on you."

A few days later, Bi Xia fell straight on the bed covering his face and rolling over the embarrassing incident of Messi wailing in the passage, "Damn it, do you know how I feel? It feels like the feeling of being deceived by an undercover agent."

"Fuck! You beast! You won't let go of even dogs." Messi growled as if he was caught in bed, and sprayed Bi Xia with saliva.

The author has something to say: Messi and Ronaldo take the exam at the same time

Messi's situation: I finished the paper, come to Pedro, I will show you the answer to this question, come to Neymar, this is the answer to this question.

Mr. C's situation:

Kroos: Look at Ronaldo, this is the answer to the multiple choice question

Isco:Look at Ronaldo, this is the answer to fill in the blanks

Bell: Look at Ronaldo, this is the answer to the comprehensive question

Benzema: Huh?Do you have an answer?I also look

Everyone: go away