Shit shovel, come here

Two o'clock, why don't you go to school with me?Even if you can't enter the classroom, there is a coffee shop nearby, where are you going to wait for me? "

"Can't we go to class together?" The young master is actually a little curious about the daily life of shoveling shit. He hasn't gone out for several months. Although he doesn't have any obsession with going out, he still has curiosity.

"Let's think about it..." Ling Zi thought about today's class schedule, and it seemed that it was a class that could be fished, so he compromised, "It should be possible, but if it doesn't work, go to a nearby store and wait for me."

"Oh..." The young master rolled over and got off the bed, "I see....What are you wearing?"

Ling Zi was stunned for a moment, but fortunately the young master was about the same size as him, so he could wear all the clothes and save money.Ling Zi found a woolen sweater, a coat, and scarves and socks for the young master: "Put these on, don't catch a cold."

The young master nodded, and went to the bathroom to wash up first. Ling Zi was stunned for a moment, then smiled, and went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. There were still some "dark dishes" in the pot. I like it very much, so warm it up for him.

I took out the bread from the refrigerator, spread peanut butter on it, and heated two cups of milk in the microwave.

Originally, he didn't need to do these things. The young master had never woken up earlier than him in the past few days. Before that, he looked like a cat, as long as the cat food was softened.

"Hungry." The young master washed up, changed his clothes, and sat down in his place. "Ah, there are also fish noodles with cheese. It's really good. Shit shoveler, don't you need some more?"

"No need, young master, you can eat it if you like it, I don't like cheese that much." Ling Zi went to the bathroom with a dry smile, "You eat first, I'll be back later."

The young master murmured: "It's such a reckless thing to shovel shit, so... Meow doesn't like to eat things that I enjoy..."

C36

"Ling Zi, who is this? It looks so cute!" A classmate saw the young master behind Ling Zi a little strangely, Ling Zi smiled: "My... cousin, I'm going to take him to work this afternoon. But I was afraid that he would not know the way, so I took it with me."

"Real is fresh and tender..." A girl came over, "It's a pity that I only need an ID card... Those of us in our twenties are a little itchy to see the little fresh meat..."

"My cousin, don't worry about it." Ling Zi smiled, "He is afraid of being withdrawn, if you scare him, he will never come out with me again, what should we do?"

The girls smiled, and quickly teased: "Yes, yes, yes, we hungry wolves are still waiting to share the fresh meat."

Ling Zi laughed and fooled around, the young master sat beside him and frowned: "They all like you?"

"I like you." Ling Zi took out the book, "But to be honest, you are really attractive like this." It's not like the feeling of being amazing at first glance and then fading, but the feeling that the more you look at it, the easier it is to like it. Ling Zi inexplicably felt a little proud, but that was his son!Though it feels weird to think about it now...

"What are you reading?" The eldest young master took Ling Zi's book, flipped through it, and found that he couldn't even recognize the calligraphy, let alone the content.

"My major is animal medicine." Ling Zi replied, "Now this course is the basic medicine that I take for credit."

"What are you going to do in the future?" The young master thought for a while, "Treating animals?"

"Yeah." Ling Zi nodded, "I want to do this mainly because I want to work with animals."

"Why not open a pet shop?" The young master thought, "Take in stray animals, and then find suitable homes for them?"

"It's a shelter, and it needs a lot of financial support. I can't do it." Ling Zi shook his head, "Although it looks similar, it can't..."

The young master stopped talking. He felt that there was nothing he couldn't do, it was just a question of whether he wanted to do it or not, but he didn't say anything else.The human world has always been very complicated, and he doesn't like it.

"I want a ball of wool, red and thick." The young master rested his chin on the table, "I want to play with it."

"Yeah." Ling Zi wasn't surprised, "We'll go shopping in the afternoon."

The young master yawned and lay down on the table, his gray hair curled up. Ling Zi glanced at the young master and at the teacher. Fortunately, today's teachers are all short-sighted and don't like to meddle. The seats are on the side again, so you won't be caught easily.

Besides, he has a good relationship with the teachers, and the young master around him is considered safe.

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"I'm hungry." The young master finally woke up when get out of class was over, "What do you want to eat?"

"Go to the cafeteria, there is your favorite fish." Ling Zi rubbed the young master's head, "Let's go."

"Master, give me a serving of steamed octopus, a serving of fried green vegetables, a serving of wontons with shepherd's purse, and a serving of rice." Ling Zi said at the cooking window, and the eldest young master stood beside him and watched: "There is no cheese. ?”

"There is no cafeteria." Ling Zi swiped the meal card, found a seat with the plate and sat down, "Eat fish and vegetables, if you feel full, don't eat."

"Oh..." The young master took the chopsticks, poked the fish, took a bite, and then frowned, "It's not fresh, it's very salty."

"The school cafeteria, of course it won't be particularly good. Let's go home to eat at night, and we'll be full now, huh?" Ling Zi coaxed the young master in a coaxing tone, but the young master was very happy, and ate lunch obediently, although in the end I only ate half a bowl of rice.

"I'm done eating." The eldest young master put down his chopsticks, there were still a few wontons in Ling Zi's bowl, he looked a little greedy, but he was embarrassed to say so.

"I can't eat it. If I'm full, I'll be full." Ling Zi still didn't back down on the issue of principle, "I'll eat when I go home at night."

The young master didn't say anything, anyway, the shit shoveler wouldn't wrong him, and he was satisfied.

C37

"I still have a class on pharmacology in the afternoon, but it's a very simple one. If you're tired, you can sleep for a while." Ling Zi carried the tray and put the things where they should go. "It's only an hour's class."

"Oh..." The young master yawned again. He had changed for several days, but the sleepiness still persisted.

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"Where is the institution you are talking about?" Ling Zi asked him when he took the young master out of school after class.

"Hmm... Next to the Civil Affairs Bureau." The young master thought for a while, Ling Zi almost fell down, next to the Civil Affairs Bureau... is also interesting.

"Okay, it's not too far away for us to go, about half an hour." Ling Zi thought for a while, "You will also have an identity certificate in the future."

The eldest young master didn't speak, but squinted his eyes and leaned against Ling Zi, Ling Zi hurriedly said: "Don't fall asleep, it will be bad if you fall."

"...didn't fall asleep." The young master muttered, "and I'm a cat, how could I... fall."

Ling Zi rode a little slower, afraid that the young master would fall asleep, and he would say something to the young master along the way, and the young master responded without saying a word, to the extent that some parents took their children home by bicycle, and the children The feeling of listening impatiently in the backseat.

"It's here." Ling Zi felt that the road was very long, like centuries, but he finally arrived, "Master?"

"...Well." The young master jumped out of the car, his eyes sparkled, "Let's go."

Ling Zi locked the car and walked in.

"Hey, someone is here." It's not big inside, it's actually a small room, and there's a girl sitting there, wearing big black-rimmed glasses, her hair is messily combed into two braids, "It's a new registration Is it a monster?"

"En." The young master nodded and walked over, it was me.

The girl pushed her glasses: "Ah—the prototype is a little gray cat!"

Seeing the young master, Ling Zi was a little embarrassed: "How did the young master get his identity certificate?"

"Ah—" the girl turned her head to look at Ling Zi, "Wait, I should have a record here, what's your name?"

"Ling Zi."

"Lingzi...the British shorthair cat that appeared at home...1938245SH..." The girl flipped through the thick record book, and the dust was flying, "I'll go get the documents."

"Ah!" The young master sneezed, whose nose was itchy from the raised dust, and after a while the girl handed a folder to Ling Zi: "According to your resume, the young master—that is, Shao Ye's identity certificate is exactly the same as yours, as long as you sign the contract, all the documents will be valid. Of course, the identity certificate is already available, but the academic qualifications can only be obtained after sharing knowledge with you."

"How to sign a contract?" Ling Zi still didn't know this question.

"Huh? Didn't your monster tell you?" The girl's glasses slid down a little, and she pushed them back up, with an expression of disbelief, and then turned to look at the young master, "Shao Ye, you don't want to be with Ling Ling?" Azusa signed the contract?"

"...It's not that I don't want to, but it's too embarrassing." The young master said sullenly, "So I haven't thought about it yet."

"I can't say anything more about this. It's up to the two of you. I'll be responsible for giving you all the documents." The girl shrugged, "Any questions?"

"If the contract is signed, the document will take effect, but why does the young master appear in my life? I mean, I have teachers and classmates, and they will never remember the young master." Ling Zi thought The question, is that soon equivalent to all the documents being fake?

C38

"We can modify their memories." Apparently, this is not the first time the girl has encountered this problem. "The monster will have a vague impression in everyone's memory. It's not clear, but it does exist. It usually follows the contractor. An unknown character beside him has a very weak sense of existence, so... there will be no mistakes.