Full-time] Crossing Glory Kindergarten

?Chapter 6 so you're an idiot

Lan Hehe's sentence "living under the same roof with you, originally I refused" surprised Ye Xiaoxiao a lot. Could it be that you are brother's child bride?These words reached Ye Xiaoxiao's mouth, but he felt that it was too outrageous, so he didn't say it.

Before Ye Xiaoxiao could ask again, Lan Hehe had already spoken, "My parents are workaholics, the company arranged for them to go to work at sea, and they went happily and forgot about me, so your mother took me in for the time being." Come to live at your house."

There are such parents, it's really hard for this child, Ye Xiaoxiao thought so and patted the head of Lan Hehe next to him.Lan Hehe didn't hide, but looked at Ye Xiaoxiao with guarded eyes.Ye Xiaoxiao's hand froze for a moment, realizing that he is still a child now, it would be ridiculous to reach out and touch another child's head like this, but he didn't intend to withdraw his hand, instead he messed up Lan Hehe's hair .I couldn't help screaming in my heart, wow, this guy's hair is so soft!

Being ravaged by Ye Xiaoxiao, Lan Hehe hurriedly avoided, looked at Ye Xiaoxiao unhappily, "It's so annoying!"

"Heh." Ye Xiaoxiao responded with a smile that was unclear. "Can you cook?"

"Why?" Lan Hehe looked at Ye Xiaoxiao vigilantly, always feeling that what this guy said or did was not easy.

"What else can I do, literally, cook and eat." Ye Xiaoxiao said, "Aren't you hungry?"

"It's okay." After Lan Hehe said this, his stomach let out an ignorant grunt.

Ye Xiaoxiao smiled at Lan Hehe, his eyes were full of "I'm not going to cook soon".

There's no point in getting angry or bickering with this person.Thinking so, Lan Hehe got up and walked towards the kitchen.

Lan Hehe moved a stool and put it in front of the refrigerator, and took out eggs, tomatoes and potatoes with ease. "It's just the two of us, can we eat simpler?" Lan Hehe yelled without looking back.

The voice that responded to him was right behind him, "Okay, I don't care." Ye Xiaoxiao replied while watching the short-legged Lan Hehe tremblingly trying to get off the stool with a large bag of ingredients. Xiao finally couldn't bear it anymore, walked over and raised his head and said, "Give me something, slow down when you get down."

Lan Hehe handed the things to Ye Xiaoxiao obediently, Ye Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand to pick it up, but he couldn't catch it, he hurriedly tiptoed to grab the things in Lan Hehe's hands, he couldn't help but want to wipe off the cold sweat , He forgot that he is also a little short leg now.

After the ingredients were ready, Lan Hehe started cooking, and Ye Xiaoxiao leaned against the wall to watch Lan Hehe busy.

Lan Hehe put on his apron, neatly peeled the potatoes and tomatoes, and placed them in a bowl beside them, waiting to be put into the pot.Looking up at the eggs still on the table, she said to Ye Xiaoxiao who was standing not far from the eggs, "Give me the eggs."

"Or, I'll scramble it when you're ready." Ye Xiaoxiao walked over with the egg, took a bowl and an egg beater, and prepared to stir the egg liquid.

Seeing Ye Xiaoxiao's movements, Lan Hehe stood up with a shudder, grabbed what was in Ye Xiaoxiao's hand, and said, "You stay quietly, I still want to have a good meal."

Tsk, is the reaction so big?Ye Xiaoxiao scratched his head, and didn't say any more, in the original world, he was not good at cooking, but not so good that he couldn't even scramble eggs with tomatoes, but judging by Lan Hehe's reaction at this time, his cooking skills in this world should be very bad , Lan Hehe's lightning-fast movements and worried eyes were enough to explain the problem.

Could it be that the egg scrambled tomato scrambled I used to make was scrambled?No, it should be more than that simple, did I set the kitchen on fire while cooking?Ye Xiaoxiao thought so, and looked around the kitchen for a week, but didn't see any signs of overdoing it.So, without worrying too much, he shrugged and followed Lan Hehe's instructions and walked out of the kitchen.

Ye Xiaoxiao in the living room, like an old man, turned on the TV with the remote control, looked at it a few times and was not satisfied, changed the channel, and the TV series was broadcasting dog blood, the female lead was crying heartbreakingly to the male lead .Ye Xiaoxiao shook his head, and was about to switch channels again. "Blue River, how many sports channels are there?"

"One hundred and five." Lan Hehe answered Ye Xiaoxiao's words as if he couldn't control it. After he finished speaking, he regretted it. Why did he talk to Ye Xiaoxiao and let him find one hundred and five channels one by one? Isn't it the best - although it doesn't make any sense, at least I feel happy.

Soon, the voice of the "World Soccer" anchor reached Lan Hehe's ears. This is a sports program he likes very much, and it should be a rebroadcast after counting the time.It turned out to be a replay!Thinking of this, Blue River got excited.He forgot to watch "World Football" last week, so he can't miss it this time.

Lan Hehe put down the ingredients in his hands, he didn't even have time to pick off his apron, he just washed his hands and ran to the living room.

"Stop cooking?" Ye Xiaoxiao looked at Lan Hehe who hurried over and sat beside him.

Lan Hehe didn't hear Ye Xiaoxiao's words, so he didn't answer, he just stared at the TV without blinking, the top ten highlights were playing now, what joke are you kidding if you want him to chat with Ye Xiaoxiao at this time? !

It seems that he likes this show so much that he doesn't even cook.Ye Xiaoxiao thought of this, picked up the remote control and changed a channel.

"What are you doing?!" Lan Hehe roared immediately, and rushed over to snatch the remote control.

Ye Xiaoxiao had expected that Lan Hehe would react like this, and jumped onto the sofa, holding the remote control high, like a naughty child.Although, now his body is a child.

"Go and cook, and watch after dinner." Ye Xiaoxiao said.

"Give me the remote control! Watch it after dinner. It's already a replay. If you miss it, you won't be able to watch it!" Lan Hehe rushed to snatch the remote control from Ye Xiaoxiao's hand, but it was only a little bit short, why? Not enough.

"Aren't you hungry, hurry up and cook, don't talk nonsense." Ye Xiaoxiao said.

"Not hungry!" Lan Hehe roared, but just as the words fell, "Googoo..." His stomach protested three times in a row.Stomach, tummy, can you be more upbeat... Lan Hehe stopped snatching the remote control, and walked towards the kitchen dejectedly as if he had been defeated.

After Lan Hehe walked away, Ye Xiaoxiao started watching "World Soccer" again.Lan Hehe listened in the kitchen, but he didn't come out again as if angry, but made the kitchen utensils crackle, as if protesting.

"Lan He, I want to eat tomatoes." Ye Xiaoxiao yelled in the living room.

Depend on!Who is this!Gritting his teeth, Lan Hehe rushed out of the kitchen holding a tomato, raised his hand and threw it at Ye Xiaoxiao, "Here!" He only hated that he was holding a tomato now, not a dart or a shuriken, otherwise he should have given it to this bastard The last sword is so infuriating!

Ye Xiaoxiao, with Douding's body and the soul of an otaku, of course, can't be very skilled. Seeing Tomato draw a parabola and fly straight towards him, he quickly jumped aside.The tomato rubbed against him and fell on the sofa. He picked it up, waved it towards Lan Hehe, smiled and took a bite, "Thank you."

Lan Hehe could only hear his teeth gnashing, but he couldn't say a word after a while.Are you being mad?

"Brother will help you record the video, cook with peace of mind." Ye Xiaoxiao said, "You don't have to worry about letting me cook..." The latter sentence was said very quietly, as if he was talking to himself.

When Lan Hehe heard that Ye Xiaoxiao would help him record the video, he was shocked, nodded heavily at Ye Xiaoxiao, and then went back to the kitchen to cook hard.

After a while, Lan Hehe brought green pepper and potato shreds, tomato scrambled eggs, sauerkraut vermicelli soup and two bowls of rice and put them on the dining table, and said to Ye Xiaoxiao, who was drowsy from watching TV, "It's time to eat."

Ye Xiaoxiao sat at the dining table and looked at the three simple dishes on the table. They looked very good. The color was very delicious. He picked up the chopsticks and tasted each dish, and suddenly his eyes flashed A satisfied light, "delicious!"

Lan Hehe threw Ye Xiaoxiao a blank stare angrily.I thought: What about this guy? It's not the first time I've eaten the food I cooked.

In fact, Lan Hehe did misunderstand, this was the first time Ye Xiaoxiao ate his food, the person who ate his food yesterday, the day before yesterday and every day before was just an NPC named Ye Xiaoxiao, There is an essential difference from the person who is facing him now.

"How do you make it so delicious?" Ye Xiaoxiao asked while eating. The food in front of him is obviously very homely and unskilled, but he can cook it so delicious. Could it be that Lan Hehe is a professional chef? NPC?

"It's very simple. If you pay attention to the details, the dishes you make will be different." Lan Hehe said.

"Oh?" Ye Xiaoxiao looked at Lan Hehe inquiringly.

"Before frying green pepper and potato shreds, put the shredded potatoes in cold water to remove the starch, and the fried ones will be crispy and raw. Stir-fried eggs with tomatoes, diced tomatoes are more delicious than fried slices. For sauerkraut vermicelli soup, before cooking, sauerkraut is cooked with a small amount of cooking oil Fry it and cook it. That's it, understand."

Ye Xiaoxiao gave Lan Hehe a blank look, "You are quite talkative, very similar to your idol." Ye Xiaoxiao remembered the talkative Huang Shaotian, if I remember correctly, it turns out that the idol of Blue River in the world is Huang Shaotian.Although Lan He and Huang Shaotian's chatter patterns are different, they both talk a lot.

"You asked me to tell you!"

"You're really obedient." Ye Xiaoxiao looked at the angry Blue Hehe jokingly.

"You!" Lan Hehe glared at Ye Xiaoxiao, "By the way, you promised to record the video for me. Are you done?"

"My little broken phone doesn't have a video recording function." Ye Xiaoxiao said as he took out the children's phone and pushed it in front of Lan Hehe.

Lan Hehe stood up with a whimper, "You actually backtracked on what you promised!"

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, eat quickly, let's go out when we're full." Ye Xiaoxiao continued to eat.I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: This guy Lan He cooks delicious food, he is really a good hand at home...

Seeing that Ye Xiaoxiao was fine, he could eat and drink as much as he wanted, so Lan Hehe had no choice but to sit down and eat.What else could he do?Beat Ye Xiaoxiao up?He felt that he probably couldn't win.Hungry leaf smiles for a day?Ye Xiaoxiao is eating well now.Alas, just be a dumb person and eat Coptis chinensis. Who would let me live in his house? People have to bow their heads under the eaves.

Lan Hehe finished the meal with a few mouthfuls while thinking about it.Looking up, she saw that Ye Xiaoxiao had finished eating and was looking at him.

"Let's go, let's go to the Internet cafe." Ye Xiaoxiao said.

"What are you going to do?"

"Watch "World Soccer"."

"Ah?" Lan Hehe's eyes widened in confusion, "Can Internet cafes watch it?"

"Stupid, don't you know that you can watch Internet TV anytime, anywhere?" Ye Xiaoxiao looked at Lan Hehe with contempt.

"I don't know..." Lan Hehe shook his head.

"So you're an idiot."

[To be continued]