Ancestor, your soy sauce bottle fell off

In the novel "Potian", there are five great immortal sects, namely Wendaozong, Hongpinku, Chijianmen, Cining Temple, and Ruined City. Among them, Wendaomen has the longest history and the most complicated types of monks. There are some sword cultivators, Daoists and alchemists.Although the name of the Pink Skull is full of charm and evil, but inside it is a group of strong and self-improving women. If you want to marry their disciples, you will never succeed unless you marry them.Chijianmen, as the name suggests, is a sword gate, with countless sword idiots in the gate, and it is hailed as the inner holy place by sword cultivators.Cining Temple is a sacred place of Buddhism, and there are generally few directors.The most mysterious of the five major sects is the broken city. No one can see its true strength. Even if its disciples have not been active in the sky, others have no way of knowing whether it still exists. Some people even speculate if The people behind it want the first sect in Yunxiao Tianxia, ​​so the other four sects cannot stop it even if they work together.But speculation is still only speculation because of the low profile of this mysterious sect.

As for why this was mentioned suddenly...

Shan Qingya sat on the ingot boat of the sky—beside the hero and heroine of "Breaking the Sky"—silently weeping, and for the thousand and one times in his heart, he cursed the senior brother who cheated his senior brother so happily There is no seasoning packet for instant noodles.

Speaking of which, it was a good day with clear wind and bright air. It took him three years to finally finish refining the Bishui Dan that he will use later. He was thinking about where to go to retreat to improve his cultivation, find a place to feel the way of heaven, and then turn into a god by the way. What, Qinghe Zhenjun, who hadn't appeared on the scene for a long time, appeared gorgeously.

Shan Qingya: ...

This sense of uncertainty...

Little did he know that his favorite junior brother had already listed himself as a creature of the same level as the broom star, Qinghe smiled gently and calmly, with a fairy air, well, he also pretended to be thirteen and said, "Junior brother alchemy Thanks for your hard work."

"Not at all." Shan Qingya was secretly vigilant in his heart, but his face still had the familiar paralyzed look.

"Qingfeng Xiaowu is about to open... Junior Brother?" Qingfeng was talking, when his smile suddenly stopped, and he couldn't help being surprised when he saw the silent gesture of the person opposite him.

"It's nothing, you continue." Shan Qingya put down his hand, expressionless as always.

"Well, I wonder if you can lead the team this time, after all, the others can't leave." Qing He pretended to be embarrassed, he knew that when he was like this, his junior brother would not refuse immediately.

But, that's -- the general case.

"I won't go." Shan Qingya's tone of refusal was crisp and clear, as if he wished he could die to show that he didn't want to go.

"But there is no one in my Daoist sect who can take on this great task." Qinghe looked worried, "It's okay to respect Master, Uncle, and the others. It's okay to retreat to Yunyou. Qingyue is in a critical period of attacking Nascent Soul. Qingyu...you think about the younger brothers and sisters, so I won't say much. I... have to stay in the door to preside over the chores, so you can control the overall situation when you are free, the younger brother. The leader of this trip is you. .”

Shan Qingya: It seems... a little reasonable?

Qing He took a sip of tea in a calm manner, then quickly changed his face to look at his little brother with a bitter face, as if he was helpless.

Shan Qingya: ...

This kind of bitter feeling of knowing that the other party is pretending but being unable to refuse really makes people unable to help but wipe away their bitter tears.

And then...he appeared here.Even in order to prevent the protagonist's favorability towards him from rising inexplicably, he was very clever at the beginning and brought the number one female apprentice and the second apprentice, thinking that he could repeat the old tricks and keep his identity as a soy sauce party.

...he's still too sweet.

Bringing the female number one distracted the protagonist's attention and lowered the other party's affection for him, which is good, but how the hell did he forget that the female number one was a cultivating madman before following the protagonist!

Swallowing a sip of bitter tea silently, Shan Qingya looked at the female lead who was slumped and asked her balabala questions about cultivation, and the protagonist whose face was getting darker and darker. fishy sweet.

Fuck!I really want to squirt blood to death the silly and sweet me ten days ago!

"Master?" Seeing no one answered for a long time, Zhang Mianbing called out dumbly. In the past two days, she has gotten used to the constant death rays of the younger brother and the occasional daze of the master, and she has shown a famous style in her whole body. Calm and calm, I turned a blind eye to this...

"..." After glancing at the female lead who was still expressionless but had amazingly bright eyes, and the protagonist who was almost bursting with black air behind him, Shan Qingya began to explain to her with a heartbroken heart.

Wei Lin looked at the pair of white-clothed men in front of him, feeling more and more bored in his heart, but he didn't know why, he just felt that the appearance of these two people sitting together was an eyesore, which made him think... …kill.

Startled by his own brutality, Wei Lin pursed his lips slightly, but still didn't move a bit.

Then, Shan Qingya, who felt the protagonist's more intense gaze, was even more miserable.

no!It can't be like this!Labor and management want it!since!save!

"Yi Bing."

Zhang Mianbing raised his eyes, his star-like eyes looked at him from one side, and he had the illusion of a little affection.

...It must be an illusion ah ah ah ah!

Feeling the gaze of the protagonist wanting to kill, the villain in Shan Qingya's heart was silently pricking the senior brother who is the head of the sect, but a flat voice came out of his mouth, "Your junior is new to the sect, and you don't know much about Daoist sect. , you go and explain to him a little bit."

Letting an iceberg tell someone who wanted to kill her, many years later, Shan Qingya had to lament that his brain hole at that time was really... Qing (sang) Qi (xin) Wu (bing) double (kuang).

But at this moment, Shan Qingya still felt that his idea was really great. He thought for a while and added, "You have advanced too quickly in recent days, so don't try to advance too soon, and train your mind more."

In case the female number one advances too quickly and the protagonist can't keep up with her cultivation base or the female number one accidentally goes crazy in cultivation and her cultivation base is completely abolished, it will be a lot of fun.

Just as Shan Qingya wanted to silently praise himself as a master of storytelling, he remembered the butterfly effect he had just had when he met the protagonist, and then he decisively snuffed out the words that came out of his heart just now.

Although Zhang Mianbing is a member of the Bingshan Three No Party, he still has the most basic rules or moral bottom line. Hearing this, he obediently stood up, and at the same time silently looked at the protagonist with a slightly distorted face. He couldn't be more calm.

Wei Lin looked at the atmosphere between the two of them who seemed unable to blend in with other people, but felt that something was about to rush out of his heart, and in the end he could only squeeze out one sentence, "Master, why didn't you tell the disciple yourself? "

Even though he knew that speaking like this was disrespectful and unfilial, Wei Lin still couldn't stop the words from escaping from his lips.

"..." Shan Qingya was stunned for a while, but he didn't react for a while.

"Bold!" Zhang Mian looked at him coldly, although he didn't say much, but the coercion of the golden core stage was released at once, making Wei Lin's forehead sweat instantly, and his eyes dimmed.

"Stop!" Shan Qingya stopped before he could react. After he finished speaking, he didn't know whether he was worried that the plot would get worse, or that the protagonist would be hurt, or that Zhang Mianbing would be hurt by the protagonist in the future, but right now Not allowing him to think too much, the two apprentices looked at him straight, waiting for him to explain.

"I was negligent." Shan Qingya suddenly looked tired, "I... just, let me tell him."

Look at the vicissitudes of life in my brother's eyes!Look at brother's melancholy look!Look at my dark figure!I still don't like rejecting brother!

However, under Shan Qingya's full expectation, the protagonist happily... nodded.

Shan Qingya: ...I really want to die.

Wei Lin's mental journey is as follows:

1 Rejection = Master is sad alone (although I don't know why) = I am worried = I have no progress in my cultivation = Master is disappointed, and my mood is even worse = I am worried =...

2 nodding = I can help Master to share his worries = Master’s mood improves = Master is in a happy mood and I am happy (although I still don’t know why) = I am in the mood to practice and improve my cultivation = Master is in a happy mood and I am happy =...

Years later, when the two of them had achieved positive results and recalled the past, Shan Qingya silently slapped the man beside him on the dog's head when he heard this passage.

Now, Shan Qingya could only silently sigh in his heart for his bad luck that had been haunting him since the beginning of the plot, and then resigned himself to driving away the female lead and taking the lead.

...What's wrong with this sentence?

The corner of his mouth twitched, Shan Qingya still shook off the strange thoughts that came up out of nowhere, and then... brought out a few plates of snacks.

Zhang Mianbing's departure seemed to have pushed Wei Lin's strange button. At this time, he sat in his seat with an obedient attitude that made Shan Qingya gnash his teeth, and served a few dishes to his master who was like a flower of Gaoling The cute dim sum, which can surprise all the disciples of Daoist sect, didn't think much of it.

Shan Qingya knew that what he did was a mess and he didn't bother to care about it. Someone who saved the plot to the point of despair said: Let the master rest, the plot and so on let it die first, labor and management don't want to care about it now!

So, it was originally agreed to let the protagonist and the female lead take advantage of this to cultivate their relationship, and at the same time let their suddenly high and suddenly low favorability return to normal. The conversation between men and women became boring and boring between the master and the student, but someone was still enjoying it. One of the tea parties.

A few days later, Shan Qingya's unattainable image in the protagonist's heart has been shattered into scum, but somehow such a master makes Wei Lin feel more stable and... like him more.

The young Pian Pian who was sitting on the opposite side of Shan Qingya who was biting his snack expressionlessly was startled by his own thoughts for a moment, and was speechless for a long while.

Is he... a demon?