Mrs. Yazhai of the King of the Mountain

Chapter 1 The Absurd Wedding Banquet

It was getting late, but a gorge outside the Zhenbei Pass was completely quiet and noisy with gongs and drums.A group of rough men in short brown clothes were playing suona and beating gongs and drums, followed by a few porters carrying a wedding sedan chair.Xi Jiao Hongyan, facing the reddish sunset, swayed to the other end of the gorge.

Exiting the southeast gorge is the foot of Qingfeng Mountain. Xijiao turned around and went up the mountain again.

The Qingfeng Mountain Road is not difficult to walk. There was a mountain road paved with bluestones a few years ago.It’s just that there are many trees along the way, and there is a thin layer of mist all year round, and the paving of bluestones is irregular and piled up on the slope in a messy manner, which becomes a natural maze. If outsiders want to enter, they may get lost. On the mountain path of Qingfeng.However, this group of people was obviously used to this mountain road, and they turned left and right, and they reached the mountainside within a stick of incense.

There are few trees on the mountainside, but they are all towering ancient trees over a hundred years old. After bypassing one of the towering white elms, you can see the cottage built on the mountainside.

The cottage has the same name as Qingfeng, and it is the territory of Qingfengzhai that stretches from the platform on the mountainside to the top of the mountain.At this moment, the gate of the village was wide open, and the brothers who were in charge of guarding the whistle stood on the watchtower in the village. After seeing the welcoming team coming back, they shouted excitedly inside. He came out beating the gong.As soon as the two groups of people converged, the sound of gongs and drums resounded through the sky instantly.

Standing in the front hall, Meng Chunhe was directing people to hang up the red silk. He was overjoyed when he heard this voice, and he hurriedly explained a few words to the people before leaving the front hall.As soon as he got outside, he saw the wedding sedan chair not far away being carried over unsteadily. At first, Meng Chunhe was a little worried that they would not be able to find anyone. Xuan's heart also fell.

This morning, he made a divination for the head of his family, and the divination was clearer than ever before. Even if Meng Chunhe doubted his ability, he had to wonder whether it was the mercy of the heavens. The gods in the sky finally remembered to give them The head of the family has pulled the red line.Thinking that the boss of their family was no longer young, Meng Chunhe calculated the time now. Coincidentally, today is just in time for the auspicious zodiac, suitable for marriage, so without delay, he urged people to Shili Village, north of Qingfeng, according to the hexagram. Looking for someone, I didn't expect to be found.

Meng Chunhe didn't know how the group of people who were in charge of welcoming the bride had managed to get them here. It was unlikely that someone else would get on the wedding sedan chair voluntarily.If it is a girl from a few villages at the foot of Qingfeng Mountain, it is possible, but if it is a man of eight feet, it will be hanging.Don't say that the law of Nanliang does not strictly prohibit marrying a male wife, and there have been precedents, but after all, men and women cannot have children, so very few people would joke about such a big event.Meng Chunhe Ben didn't intend to make such a bad move, but the head of the family just didn't want to marry a girl, for fear of misunderstanding others.Finally, someone came up with an idea, since the head of the family doesn't want girls, it's better to marry a man than die alone.Besides, they are all men, so there is a piece of meat on the left and right, and it can't ruin any reputation. If you don't see the right way, just let them go.

Just as he was thinking about it, someone came out of the welcoming team, clasped his fists in front of him, and said with a smile: "Sir, he brought it back, and I found it as you said."

Meng Chunhe's eyes lit up, and he didn't say much, just asked, "How is that man?"

"I took the medicine and fell asleep. I guess I won't be able to wake up until tomorrow." Shen Qi raised his head and saw Meng Chunhe nodding with a smile. He was a little puzzled, "Sir, why is this man falling asleep? ..."

Meng Chunhe waved his hand, took his words and said, "It's okay, just do as I say."

Shen Qi listened carefully, but waited for Meng Chunhe to explain something, his face that was a little worried before suddenly turned black like the bottom of a pot.He gritted his teeth and hesitated for a while: "Sir, is this really all right?"

"No, no, you just have to do it." Seeing that Shen Qi seemed reluctant, Meng Chunhe immediately suppressed his smile and muttered solemnly, "Look, you made this proposal, right? The team went to find it, and now you are not solely responsible for this matter."

When Shen Qi heard this, he dared to feel that he was driven away by his husband like a duck, and he had to do it if he didn't want to do it.With a mournful face at the moment, he secretly raised his eyes to glance at Meng Chunhe, and saw that their husbands had a smile on their faces again. It was obviously a bookish smile, but against the red lantern behind it, it looked like the red-haired fox in the mountains. , I knew in my heart that this matter was finalized like this, unless I didn't want to ask for a wife in the future.

Not long after, Shen Qi led two men dressed as servants to carry the bride in wedding dress into the front hall.On the other side, Meng Chunhe also prepared a wooden puppet, engraved with the birth date of the head of the family, and stood in front of the hall wearing a wedding dress outside.Shen Qi looked at the puppet, his whole face was distorted, it was almost like having a ghost marriage.Glancing back at the dazed bride, I just felt that I was really a sinner. I originally thought of ideas out of good intentions, but now I'm making a fuss. I don't know if the bride will wake up. Skin cramping.

"The auspicious time has come!" shouted the master of ceremonies, and Shen Qi hurriedly led the people to the front of the hall, followed the process of "one worship to heaven and earth, second worship to the high hall, husband and wife to worship each other", half-supporting and half-dragging the bride to finish the ceremony .When the master of ceremonies said "Send it to the bridal chamber", Shen Qi was a little dazed again, looking at Meng Chunhe who was standing opposite and supporting the doll, he didn't know what to say.

When Meng Chunhe received Shen Qi's gaze, he probably guessed what was going on in his heart, but he had a very calm face. He waved his hand and ordered: "Of course, send it to the head of the house, otherwise where else will it go."

Shen Qi hesitated for a while, opened his mouth and thought "but...", but in the end he gave up, raised his foot and stomped the ground twice, turned around and beckoned the two to carry the bride into the palace together.

The overall terrain of the Qianhe Courtyard is on the high side, and when Shen Qi settled the bride and returned to the compound, everyone was already eating.In such a huge courtyard, the open-air banquet seemed extremely lively.This is also thanks to the fact that many of them failed to watch the ridiculous wedding just now, thinking that the head of the family sincerely married a man wife, and they were really happy to be the head of the family for them.But no, the eldest and the younger are finally married, can you not be happy?

Shen Qi couldn't enter their heartless state all of a sudden, and he didn't know what the other brothers who were present at the time thought, but he thought that he is also a bandit now, and it's a fart to take someone away, so he adjusted it now Mentality, and then plunged into the crowd.

After a night of carnival, it was almost dawn when the song ended and everyone was gone.

Yu Yun came out from the Izumo Pagoda on the top of the mountain and looked down at his cottage.In the hazy mist, you can vaguely see the red lanterns hanging high in the village, which looks particularly festive.Then I remembered that Meng Chunhe mentioned yesterday that he wanted to arrange a marriage for himself, but he didn't agree, and he didn't know what happened afterwards, but he was told not to go out of the cloud tower.In the past, Yu Yun liked to stay in this tower when he had nothing to do. Since he was told, he naturally stayed for one night without any worries.But looking at the situation in the village now, it seems that when he was not around last night, that gentleman made some troubles again.

Yu Yun was not in a hurry, and walked towards his Ganhe courtyard when he got down from the top of the mountain.

At this moment, the morning fog dissipated, and the gate of the Qianhe courtyard was wide open, and a person could be seen standing in the courtyard.The man was not tall, just looking at his back, he was still a little thin, after he rubbed his hands and walked back and forth in the yard twice, Yu Yun finally remembered who this man was, wasn't he just the younger brother who specialized in doing things for Meng Chunhe, On weekdays, I saw that he was the most active in front of that gentleman, and he had many clever ideas.

Yu Yun raised his eyebrows, thinking that there was someone who could help him out, so he strode into the yard without stopping.

Shen Qi, who was in a state of anxiety, naturally saw their leader. Although he was already prepared to be beaten, he hesitated again when he saw Yu Yun's bearded face, thinking that if the leader knew that this person was kidnapped by him Come here, will you tear yourself alive, your body can't help shaking, but your feet still go up: "Master, you are back."

Yu Yun raised his eyebrows and remained silent, but he guessed their intentions very closely in his heart.So he ignored Shen Qi who was coming up to him, and went straight into his room.Sure enough, as soon as the door was opened, there was a scarlet scarf on the ground. Yu Yun frowned subtly, then raised his eyes, and there should be a man in a scarlet wedding dress lying on the empty bed... ?

At the beginning, Yu Yun was a little unsure, because this person is really pretty, but his beauty is not like a woman's, but with a man's unique heroism and publicity. Even if such a person doesn't speak, just standing Capable of attracting everyone's attention.Yu Yun looked at it, and couldn't help but wonder what this person would look like when he woke up, whether it would be the same as his face, so dazzling that it could outshine the sun.

Standing behind Yu Yun, Shen Qi saw that he was silent and didn't know whether he was satisfied with the bride, so he could only cautiously say: "Master, this person was divined by Mr. yesterday..." Shen Qi gritted his teeth and continued, "Your wife."

"Nonsense!" Yu Yun shouted in a deep voice, then turned around and walked out the door.Shen Qi was taken aback, but still followed quickly, but before taking two steps, he was stopped by Yu Yu: "You just wait here, the people inside will come and look for me when they wake up. "

Shen Qi responded, and resolutely withdrew his footsteps, and then listened to the head of the house ordering the people outside: "Go and invite the master to the main hall."

Hearing this, Shen Qi suddenly felt that the head of the family was also foolish, what's the use of inviting Mr. to the main hall, it would be quicker to write a letter of divorce - although this wedding banquet is ridiculous enough, but in the end it is also worshiping the world, and the husband Husband has paid obeisance to each other, this has become a marriage, how can it be invalidated easily?

If you want him to say, in the past ten years, they have crossed the same boat, and in a hundred years, they have slept together. The two of them are almost destined to share the same bed, and they should be cherished, cherished!

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