A Guide to Modern Cultivation

On Thursday morning, because Yunling didn't continue to kick the quilt on the ground, Haha and Juju who couldn't move to sleep in the quilt on the ground in the middle of the night were very dissatisfied, especially Haha. If you take it to sing, it must not be as simple as blowing up a feather crown to Yunling early in the morning to protest, at least you have to lie on top of his head for an hour as a warning to others!

Following the last half-day ktv trip on Thursday, Yunling and Wei Jingcheng wandered around some of the more famous streets and alleys in Shicheng for two days. On Saturday, Yunling chose his own from Wei Jingcheng's bedroom. The things were sent by Wei Jingcheng reluctantly on the train to Huaicheng early in the morning on Sunday.

Alone, oh, there is a parrot in the bag, Yunling took his little pet in the car back home, looking out the window at the scenery farther and farther away from the Shicheng platform, a faint melancholy rose in his heart inexplicably.

Yunling couldn't figure out what was going on, obviously, when he was left at home by his parents, spent most of the summer vacation alone, and went to the imperial capital to study alone, he was fine, but now When he left Wei Jingcheng, who had lived with him for a full semester and had just shared the bed with him for a week, Yunling felt an inexplicable feeling of reluctance.

So Yunling, who had just gotten into the car and hadn't left the platform, took out his mobile phone and started sending messages—the car drove away.

The person on the opposite side seemed to be waiting for this moment with a mobile phone, and immediately replied——have you arrived in the car?

—It’s already here.

——Is there anyone else in the car?

——Not yet, I don’t know if I got out of the car or haven’t got in the car yet?

——That's good, it's more convenient to be alone, otherwise you won't have to let it out when it makes a fuss, and it's more troublesome if there are outsiders around.

……

The two chatted like this, and they chatted for a long time!Did Yunling realize that he had already returned to his hometown when he heard the announcement on the radio?When I turned my head to look out of the car window, I saw the familiar street and scenery outside the track, and quickly took two photos to send to Wei Jingcheng—unconsciously, I had already arrived at my hometown!If it weren't for the radio station, I wouldn't have noticed!

Later, he realized belatedly that he and Wei Jingcheng had chatted for such a long time?Moreover, when I flipped through the chat records, I couldn't turn it to the end for a while. By the way, when he and Wei Jingcheng were in the dormitory, they didn't have so much to talk about all the time, right?How come so many chat records can be pulled out at this moment?

——Take a taxi back directly in a while.

——No, my house is quite close to the station, and it takes only half an hour to walk.

——No, it’s cold outside, you still have Haha, it’s safer to go home early.

Yunling: ...Why do you suddenly feel that Wei Jingcheng has taken away his mother's job?

Yunling repeatedly stated that the distance was really very short, but in the end he decided honestly and obediently that even if he didn't take a taxi, he would at least take the bus home. Wei Jingcheng didn't miss him.However, after Yunling said that the car was about to enter the station, Wei Jingcheng also instructed him again - don't send messages when leaving the station, don't use your mobile phone while walking, it's too dangerous.Reply when you get on the bus and have a seat, but be sure to send him a message when you get home.

Yunling: ...I feel again that Wei Jingcheng not only took part-time job of his mother, but also took away his father's job as well.

Although complaining about someone is too much, but there is a smirk on the face, and there is no orange cat to accompany him along the way, Haha looked at his stupid master contemptuously with his peasy eyes , and then voluntarily and consciously got into the bird bag, waiting to be taken to the next place called "home" by his silly master.

Yunling House is not far from Huaicheng Railway Station. If it takes half an hour to walk, then the waiting time plus the time for him to take the bus back to his door will only take about 10 minutes in total.

After Yunling climbed the stairs, returned to his home, and closed the door, the first thing he did was to send a message to Wei Jingcheng——I'm home!Only then did he have the time to look up and look at the situation in his home.

The living room at home looked the same as when he left. Even the position of the TV remote control on the coffee table was exactly the same as when he left.Yunling wandered around the living room, and confirmed that no matter whether it was the living room, the kitchen or the bathroom, it was the same as before he left. He couldn't help muttering to himself: "So the couple really didn't come back once!"

He knew that his parents were very busy, but they didn't even have time to go back to their hometown, which was indeed beyond Yunling's expectations.

Picking up the phone, Yunling directly sent a voice message this time - it was safer to send texts when others were outside, but now that he has returned home, there is no need to be so careful, after all, Wei Jingcheng is also at home now , And his parents are not here at this time.

——There is a layer of dust everywhere in the house. I have to vacuum it first. In other words, I guess my parents really haven’t been back in the past six months!The home looks exactly the same as before I left!

Wei Jingcheng's reply was also very fast, and it was also a voice - after all, they are very busy with work, and they probably won't be able to go anywhere unless they are doing tasks.

Before Yunling sent it again, Wei Jingcheng added another one - first clear up a little space and take a rest, you are tired after driving for a long time.

Yunling stared at the ceiling speechlessly. If he had been on the train for half a day, he would definitely feel a little tired, but now...he basically didn't feel the slightest bit——Does Wei Jingcheng think that he has cultivated a fake?

Putting down the backpack on his shoulders, Yunling took out the vacuum cleaner at home, but it still needs to be charged...

At this time, Haha also thumped dishonestly in the bag, indicating that the old man wanted to come out.

Yunling thought for a while, opened the bird bag and told his son: "The house is still too dirty, there is dust everywhere, you stay on my shoulder for a while, and play after I finish cleaning."

Haha tilted the bird's head and looked at Yunling with the peas on the right side. After thinking for a while, he flapped his snow-white wings and flew directly to Yunling's head.

Yes, here is the commanding height it has longed for!As long as you have the opportunity, you must occupy it!

Regarding this obsessive behavior of his stupid son, Yunling could only express his mood at this time in a speechless manner. He adjusted his mood in the living room, and sent a message to Wei Jingcheng to express that Haha still couldn't forget the top of his head, and then turned around. Go into the kitchen, grab a broom and rag and get ready for a simple clean-up—the vacuum cleaner is too weak!I really hope that all home appliances in the future can use no electricity, just like a mobile phone, just get a small gathering array and change it into a psychic appliance, so that you can take it with you wherever you go, and use it as you want!

But now...he still has to charge the battery honestly and do the cleaning manually first.

Haha squatted steadily on Yunling's head all the way, and the two paws of the climbing bird allow it to stay there firmly. If occasionally Yunling needs to bend over or accidentally shake his head, he just needs to spread his wings to maintain his balance just fine.

Soon, Yunling roughly cleaned the living room. After all, his house was just a little dusty, and there were no other problems, and it was dealt with very quickly.

Holding a broom, rags and other things, Yunling was going to clean up his bedroom first at the second stop. Wei Jingcheng sent a text message at this time, asking him to order a takeaway and not to eat at home for a while.

Yunling replied without hesitation, walked into the bedroom carrying the tools and the parrot, and then...

"...What the hell is that?!" Just in the corner of Yunling's bedroom, next to the big wardrobe, there was actually a big gray mist condensed!

That thing Yunling is not uncommon outside, especially the corners of all kinds of tall trees, and the base of the wall that has not seen the sun all year round, but he did not expect that there would be such a lump in his home and beside his bedside. , and the volume is so big, the color is so deep!

What Yunling didn't expect was that the lump squirmed a bit after finding Yunling entering the house and seeing it, and then "turned" towards Yunling.

"Ghost?!" Yunling gasped, he knew that such Yin Qi-like things scattered everywhere could be condensed, and even if it was the same kind of evil thoughts and Yin Qi, after a long time of gathering, they would reach a certain amount. In the end, it can be condensed into a ghost in another sense, but he never expected that there would be such a ghost in his home, beside his bedside!

At this time, Yunling didn't have time to judge whether this thing was condensed from various evil thoughts, or whether it was the soul of a human being after death reverberating in the Yang world, cultivating into a ghost, or even a ghost in some cracked space. Run out here to cause chaos in the world.Seeing that the guy with the green face and fangs rushed towards him with a scream, he raised his hand reflexively: "Qingfengshield!"

However, what Yunling didn't expect was that it seemed that because this kind of ghosts were incorporeal, the shield he propped up had no effect at all!He couldn't stop the ghost's movement at all, and suddenly it passed through the shield, raised its sharp claws, and grabbed Yunling's head!

This time Yunling was really confused, his protective spells were useless to this guy? !

Just as this thought came to his mind, something on his body lit up, blocking his whole body under a protective layer that seemed as thin as a light film—it was the protective badge that Wei Jingcheng's father gave Yunling that day!

At the same time, Haha, who was lying on Yunling's head, was also greatly frightened - the ghost's claw was obviously aimed at Yunling's head, and Haha stopped on top of Yunling's head!At this time, it was so frightened that it flapped its wings and let out a loud "Wow", and a stream of red flames spewed out and hit the ghost's grasp.

The ghost screamed, and a puff of blue smoke rose from the arm that was sprayed by Haha.

Yunling also calmed down at this time, and instantly realized: "Fire is useful!" Fire can ward off evil spirits and burn away evil spirits. "By the way, thunder is also useful!" He was stupid, thunder is the best way to deal with these demons, He should have directly used the thunder method instead of the shield just now!

作者有话要说：感谢在2019-12-0317：18：06~2019-12-0416：24：04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Ocean 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Wang Xiaotang;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!