A Guide to Modern Cultivation
Chapter 28 Pre-ordering for the Big Guy in Women's Clothing...
Page after page, until the last page, Wei Jingcheng silently closed the book, and then looked deeply at Yunling.This time it was Yunling who raised his eyebrows at him, so what did he mean by asking him?
"...I think what you said still makes sense." Even Wei Jingcheng had to admit that what Yunling said this time seemed to be true.In the jewelry making method in that volume, even if every piece of jewelry can be turned into a defensive tool, or an enemy weapon, or a hidden weapon, etc., and has all kinds of awesome effects, the biggest problem is —they're all for women!
Of course, in modern society, men can also use some jewelry, such as rings, bracelets, necklaces, earrings, and even anklets. With the appearance of a trendy man, the sense of disobedience after taking these things to the street is not too great.
However, this is a bit unacceptable for two pure straight guys who have just graduated from high school and have no nerves!
In particular, the general outline in the book also stated that the more delicate and complicated these accessories are, the more abilities they can be attached to, the more powerful and awesome they are. The kind of tough guy straight male aesthetics without any patterned rims
Wei Jingcheng was silent for a long time, then suddenly opened his mouth to give Yunling a suggestion: "In fact, some jewelry can't be modified, such as bracelets and rings, you can carve patterns on the side close to the skin, and make the outside smooth or Just a geometric pattern."
Yunling nodded suddenly: "Oh, this is a way... Wait, the central idea of our discussion now, I don't think it should be about making jewelry in the future?!"
The two stared at each other for a while.Wei Jingcheng suddenly pointed to the sapphire box in Yunling's hand: "Did you take this booklet out of this box?"
Yunling nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, this box is amazing! The things inside look small, but when you take it out, it becomes so big!"
The corner of Wei Jingcheng's mouth twitched: ...I'm not talking about this question.
"So this booklet and other things in it are the same set?" Wei Jingcheng pointed to the sapphire box and the book again.
Yunling nodded repeatedly.
Wei Jingcheng's gaze was full of sympathy and pity at this time: "If my guess is correct...it is very likely that your set of things was passed down by a certain female nun, or it is a sect dominated by women. Something passed down..."
Yunling: ...
"Ah——————Why am I so unlucky that I got all these things?!" Yunling wanted to go crazy, he raised his hand and grabbed his hair vigorously, and couldn't help kicking his feet twice in the air. Down.
Wei Jingcheng looked at Yunling with sympathy in his eyes. If the previous Sutra can be used as a miscellaneous book, then because of Yunling's special constitution, it has a special use for him , then the things in this sapphire box now... Hehe.
Wei Jingcheng is a very kind person, so he resisted the desire to complain at this time, otherwise if someone else were here, he would probably pat Yunling on the shoulder with ill intentions and said: Brother, be a powerful Women's clothing boss!With your beauty, it must look good in women's clothing!Maybe I can throw those senior girls three blocks away!
One after another, Yunling didn't directly take out one item to look at it this time, he took out all the items in the sapphire box in one breath, and placed them neatly on Wei Jingcheng's bed.Wei Jingcheng no longer leaned on the pillow to watch the play leisurely, but sat on the bed and stared at the pile of things together with Yunling.
There are a total of three small jade sticks that are polished to an inch long, rounded in the middle and slightly pointed at both ends. There are five boxes of other sizes, large and small.
Wei Jingcheng fixed his gaze on the three jade slips, pointed at them and said to Yunling, "These three should all be jade slips. If the owner has any inheritance of skills, it is most likely to be stored in the jade slips." .”
Yunling's gaze also became hot. Even if these things were really inherited by female cultivators, or a sect dominated by female cultivators, there must be some unisex spells in them, right?
It's just that his eyes turned around between the five boxes and the three jade slips, and he still said: "How about, let's take a look at the contents of these boxes first?" ——Accustomed to put delicious Someone who stayed last said so.
Wei Jingcheng: "It's up to you." Anyway, these are all Yunling's things, so he can do whatever he wants to see first.
So Yunling thought about it and decided to open the smallest one first, shaking his hands as soon as he opened it, and almost threw the box out.
"What's wrong?" Wei Jingcheng looked into the box in surprise, and then the corner of his mouth twitched—there were actually two fleshy... bugs inside? !
"What, what?!" Yunling was not afraid of caterpillars at first, but just after opening the box, he saw two fleshy worms, one black and one white, as thick as a pinky finger. Startled.
Wei Jingcheng was silent for a while and suggested: "You cover it first, and look at other things later, maybe there is an explanation for these two bugs."
Yunling quickly closed the lid, then took a deep breath and slowly put the box down, looking at the other four unopened boxes with tangled eyes... After opening the first one, I saw bugs, could it be the other ones? What's more disgusting?
Suddenly at this moment, Yunling subconsciously remembered—fortunately, it wasn't on his own bed... So he glanced at Wei Jingcheng again with a guilty conscience.
Wei Jingcheng, who thought Yunling was looking at him because he was afraid of bugs, kindly thought about it for him and said: "I think it is unlikely that this kind of thing will come later, after all, the one you just looked at The brochures are full of exquisite jewelry, even if such a beauty-loving person belongs to the Five Poisons Sect, it shouldn’t be possible to hide such things in all the boxes..." Wait, Five Poisons Sect?Here are five more boxes? !
Wei Jingcheng's ambitions were low at this time and he didn't dare to make wild assertions anymore, so he only spoke half of what he said.
Unaware of the true meaning of Wei Jingcheng's pause at all, and feeling that his thoughts just now were very sorry for this kind roommate, Yunling felt very guilty and picked up another one that was only a circle larger than the box containing meat worms, and it was also very delicate. box.
After opening it this time and seeing what's inside, Yunling was relieved first, and then his expression changed in another direction: "Is this... a silver needle? Wait, there's actually a hole in the back?!"
Inside the box is a box of needles that shine silver on a black velvet base.At first, Yunling thought that this thing was not an acupuncture needle, or a needle used as a hidden weapon, but after picking it up, he confirmed... This thing is actually a box of embroidery needles!Still the tiniest and tiniest!
Wei Jingcheng's expression at this time also became restless again. He carefully looked at the thing in Yunling's hand, then turned his head to look at the orange cat beside him, and licked it with a forced smile.
"Well, now I can be sure that this box must have belonged to a woman before!" This box full of needles is not a hidden weapon for women to embroider, right? !Even if it's a hidden weapon, it's definitely the kind Dongfang sister uses!
Inserting the needle back, Yunling directly opened the third box, which was also square and larger than the first two boxes.After opening it this time, he was full of confusion, and grabbed the lump from it: "Is this a magical horse?"
"Ding Dong, Ding Dong." The sound came from Yunling's hand, and the two people in the room felt confused for a while, and the orange cat immediately pricked up its ears, turned over and got up suddenly, its eyes sparkling Staring at Yunling's hand.
"There are bells on it?" Yunling rummaged around, only to find that it was a slender thing with two bells attached to one end. It was made of red tulle, and it looked light and long. ...a bit like a long ribbon made of yarn?
"mia——" the orange cat jumped forward excitedly, and was about to grab the ball with its claws. When the bells jingled, Wei Jingcheng, who came back to his senses, quickly hugged the orange cat, The orange cat that was caught in the air was still very unwilling to stretch its short legs to grab the position of Yunling's hand - it likes that thing!Just let it pat and pat again!
Yunling hastily put the thing back into the box. If he read it right, there was another ball inside that was exactly the same: "Wait a while and see if the jade slip explains what it is? If it's not very useful, I'll give it to you." Is it okay to be a cat teaser?"
Seeing Yunling courting his struggling orange cat so flatteringly, Wei Jingcheng couldn't help but twitch his mouth: "Don't worry about it, I have a box of cat teasers in my closet..." No matter what the thing said It is definitely a thing with inheritance. Although the purpose is not known yet, it must not be used to tease cats!What do you make other monks who don't even have magic weapons think?Absolutely not reckless!
Embarrassed at Wei Jingcheng, Yunling put down the box as well, then fetched a long and thin one, and opened it.
"Flute?" Inside the box is a white jade-colored flute, with faint, ink-like turquoise water patterns randomly rendered on it, so beautiful that it doesn't look like a musical instrument at all, but a work of art.
Wei Jingcheng has never learned classical musical instruments, and he can't recognize what it is, but it does look a bit like: "It's possible, maybe it's an attack weapon made of rhythm."
Yunling breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Don't talk about anything else, can't the flute be used as a weapon in ancient costume movies? It would be even better if it can be attacked with rhythm!" Most importantly, This thing can be used by both men and women!He doesn't look feminine when he holds it in his hand!
Finally, one of the five things looked more presentable. Yunling didn't put the jade flute away, but put it beside him. At this moment, he reached out to open the last rectangular box, which was also the largest.
As soon as the box was opened, Yunling and Wei Jingcheng couldn't help calling out in unison: "Yaoqin?"
There is an antique Yaoqin in the box. The body of the piano is made of brown-red wood. The whole body of the piano has layers of natural patterns like waves. Even when the box is opened, there is a breath of waves.And the three characters engraved on the side also show the characteristics of this piano, "Cang Hai Qin".
The author has something to say: Yunling: ...they are all for women, what should I do?
Wei Jingcheng: ...you can dress up as a woman, I don't mind.
After thinking about it, I decided to start double updates after joining V. The time is tentatively set as chapter 31:[-] and chapter [-]:[-] every night. Let’s spread flowers~
"...I think what you said still makes sense." Even Wei Jingcheng had to admit that what Yunling said this time seemed to be true.In the jewelry making method in that volume, even if every piece of jewelry can be turned into a defensive tool, or an enemy weapon, or a hidden weapon, etc., and has all kinds of awesome effects, the biggest problem is —they're all for women!
Of course, in modern society, men can also use some jewelry, such as rings, bracelets, necklaces, earrings, and even anklets. With the appearance of a trendy man, the sense of disobedience after taking these things to the street is not too great.
However, this is a bit unacceptable for two pure straight guys who have just graduated from high school and have no nerves!
In particular, the general outline in the book also stated that the more delicate and complicated these accessories are, the more abilities they can be attached to, the more powerful and awesome they are. The kind of tough guy straight male aesthetics without any patterned rims
Wei Jingcheng was silent for a long time, then suddenly opened his mouth to give Yunling a suggestion: "In fact, some jewelry can't be modified, such as bracelets and rings, you can carve patterns on the side close to the skin, and make the outside smooth or Just a geometric pattern."
Yunling nodded suddenly: "Oh, this is a way... Wait, the central idea of our discussion now, I don't think it should be about making jewelry in the future?!"
The two stared at each other for a while.Wei Jingcheng suddenly pointed to the sapphire box in Yunling's hand: "Did you take this booklet out of this box?"
Yunling nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, this box is amazing! The things inside look small, but when you take it out, it becomes so big!"
The corner of Wei Jingcheng's mouth twitched: ...I'm not talking about this question.
"So this booklet and other things in it are the same set?" Wei Jingcheng pointed to the sapphire box and the book again.
Yunling nodded repeatedly.
Wei Jingcheng's gaze was full of sympathy and pity at this time: "If my guess is correct...it is very likely that your set of things was passed down by a certain female nun, or it is a sect dominated by women. Something passed down..."
Yunling: ...
"Ah——————Why am I so unlucky that I got all these things?!" Yunling wanted to go crazy, he raised his hand and grabbed his hair vigorously, and couldn't help kicking his feet twice in the air. Down.
Wei Jingcheng looked at Yunling with sympathy in his eyes. If the previous Sutra can be used as a miscellaneous book, then because of Yunling's special constitution, it has a special use for him , then the things in this sapphire box now... Hehe.
Wei Jingcheng is a very kind person, so he resisted the desire to complain at this time, otherwise if someone else were here, he would probably pat Yunling on the shoulder with ill intentions and said: Brother, be a powerful Women's clothing boss!With your beauty, it must look good in women's clothing!Maybe I can throw those senior girls three blocks away!
One after another, Yunling didn't directly take out one item to look at it this time, he took out all the items in the sapphire box in one breath, and placed them neatly on Wei Jingcheng's bed.Wei Jingcheng no longer leaned on the pillow to watch the play leisurely, but sat on the bed and stared at the pile of things together with Yunling.
There are a total of three small jade sticks that are polished to an inch long, rounded in the middle and slightly pointed at both ends. There are five boxes of other sizes, large and small.
Wei Jingcheng fixed his gaze on the three jade slips, pointed at them and said to Yunling, "These three should all be jade slips. If the owner has any inheritance of skills, it is most likely to be stored in the jade slips." .”
Yunling's gaze also became hot. Even if these things were really inherited by female cultivators, or a sect dominated by female cultivators, there must be some unisex spells in them, right?
It's just that his eyes turned around between the five boxes and the three jade slips, and he still said: "How about, let's take a look at the contents of these boxes first?" ——Accustomed to put delicious Someone who stayed last said so.
Wei Jingcheng: "It's up to you." Anyway, these are all Yunling's things, so he can do whatever he wants to see first.
So Yunling thought about it and decided to open the smallest one first, shaking his hands as soon as he opened it, and almost threw the box out.
"What's wrong?" Wei Jingcheng looked into the box in surprise, and then the corner of his mouth twitched—there were actually two fleshy... bugs inside? !
"What, what?!" Yunling was not afraid of caterpillars at first, but just after opening the box, he saw two fleshy worms, one black and one white, as thick as a pinky finger. Startled.
Wei Jingcheng was silent for a while and suggested: "You cover it first, and look at other things later, maybe there is an explanation for these two bugs."
Yunling quickly closed the lid, then took a deep breath and slowly put the box down, looking at the other four unopened boxes with tangled eyes... After opening the first one, I saw bugs, could it be the other ones? What's more disgusting?
Suddenly at this moment, Yunling subconsciously remembered—fortunately, it wasn't on his own bed... So he glanced at Wei Jingcheng again with a guilty conscience.
Wei Jingcheng, who thought Yunling was looking at him because he was afraid of bugs, kindly thought about it for him and said: "I think it is unlikely that this kind of thing will come later, after all, the one you just looked at The brochures are full of exquisite jewelry, even if such a beauty-loving person belongs to the Five Poisons Sect, it shouldn’t be possible to hide such things in all the boxes..." Wait, Five Poisons Sect?Here are five more boxes? !
Wei Jingcheng's ambitions were low at this time and he didn't dare to make wild assertions anymore, so he only spoke half of what he said.
Unaware of the true meaning of Wei Jingcheng's pause at all, and feeling that his thoughts just now were very sorry for this kind roommate, Yunling felt very guilty and picked up another one that was only a circle larger than the box containing meat worms, and it was also very delicate. box.
After opening it this time and seeing what's inside, Yunling was relieved first, and then his expression changed in another direction: "Is this... a silver needle? Wait, there's actually a hole in the back?!"
Inside the box is a box of needles that shine silver on a black velvet base.At first, Yunling thought that this thing was not an acupuncture needle, or a needle used as a hidden weapon, but after picking it up, he confirmed... This thing is actually a box of embroidery needles!Still the tiniest and tiniest!
Wei Jingcheng's expression at this time also became restless again. He carefully looked at the thing in Yunling's hand, then turned his head to look at the orange cat beside him, and licked it with a forced smile.
"Well, now I can be sure that this box must have belonged to a woman before!" This box full of needles is not a hidden weapon for women to embroider, right? !Even if it's a hidden weapon, it's definitely the kind Dongfang sister uses!
Inserting the needle back, Yunling directly opened the third box, which was also square and larger than the first two boxes.After opening it this time, he was full of confusion, and grabbed the lump from it: "Is this a magical horse?"
"Ding Dong, Ding Dong." The sound came from Yunling's hand, and the two people in the room felt confused for a while, and the orange cat immediately pricked up its ears, turned over and got up suddenly, its eyes sparkling Staring at Yunling's hand.
"There are bells on it?" Yunling rummaged around, only to find that it was a slender thing with two bells attached to one end. It was made of red tulle, and it looked light and long. ...a bit like a long ribbon made of yarn?
"mia——" the orange cat jumped forward excitedly, and was about to grab the ball with its claws. When the bells jingled, Wei Jingcheng, who came back to his senses, quickly hugged the orange cat, The orange cat that was caught in the air was still very unwilling to stretch its short legs to grab the position of Yunling's hand - it likes that thing!Just let it pat and pat again!
Yunling hastily put the thing back into the box. If he read it right, there was another ball inside that was exactly the same: "Wait a while and see if the jade slip explains what it is? If it's not very useful, I'll give it to you." Is it okay to be a cat teaser?"
Seeing Yunling courting his struggling orange cat so flatteringly, Wei Jingcheng couldn't help but twitch his mouth: "Don't worry about it, I have a box of cat teasers in my closet..." No matter what the thing said It is definitely a thing with inheritance. Although the purpose is not known yet, it must not be used to tease cats!What do you make other monks who don't even have magic weapons think?Absolutely not reckless!
Embarrassed at Wei Jingcheng, Yunling put down the box as well, then fetched a long and thin one, and opened it.
"Flute?" Inside the box is a white jade-colored flute, with faint, ink-like turquoise water patterns randomly rendered on it, so beautiful that it doesn't look like a musical instrument at all, but a work of art.
Wei Jingcheng has never learned classical musical instruments, and he can't recognize what it is, but it does look a bit like: "It's possible, maybe it's an attack weapon made of rhythm."
Yunling breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Don't talk about anything else, can't the flute be used as a weapon in ancient costume movies? It would be even better if it can be attacked with rhythm!" Most importantly, This thing can be used by both men and women!He doesn't look feminine when he holds it in his hand!
Finally, one of the five things looked more presentable. Yunling didn't put the jade flute away, but put it beside him. At this moment, he reached out to open the last rectangular box, which was also the largest.
As soon as the box was opened, Yunling and Wei Jingcheng couldn't help calling out in unison: "Yaoqin?"
There is an antique Yaoqin in the box. The body of the piano is made of brown-red wood. The whole body of the piano has layers of natural patterns like waves. Even when the box is opened, there is a breath of waves.And the three characters engraved on the side also show the characteristics of this piano, "Cang Hai Qin".
The author has something to say: Yunling: ...they are all for women, what should I do?
Wei Jingcheng: ...you can dress up as a woman, I don't mind.
After thinking about it, I decided to start double updates after joining V. The time is tentatively set as chapter 31:[-] and chapter [-]:[-] every night. Let’s spread flowers~
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