A Guide to Modern Cultivation
Chapter 78 Wet body?
Yunling and Wei Jingcheng don't have much feeling about what kind of grass is not. After all, they know what they look like—well, they can't be too proud, and they can't be too proud. show off!
What's more, the students, especially the girls, are mostly joking, otherwise neither of them has received a small note or a private chat invitation to meet and date since the start of school!So it's good to hear this.
The two of them didn't know at all that they had been fooled by the senior sister's magical manipulation since the beginning of school, and by the subsequent misunderstandings of some girls, so they really simply took the so-called super grass as a joke.
After returning to the room, the two of them began to share the spoils.
Father Yun and Mama Yun gave each of them a universe bag today, which can be regarded as a solution to their big problem. Wei Jingcheng took out the universe bag that the two of them found in the cave before, and poured out all the contents in one go. Finally, He and Yunling put their personal belongings into two bigger Qiankun bags respectively.
"Then what should we do with this universe bag?" Wei Jingcheng pointed to the empty universe bag, which was only about two cubic meters in size.
"Keep it as a spare." Yunling waved his hand, "You can fill some empty bottles with tap water and throw them in later, it's also considered spare supplies!"
Wei Jingcheng: ...Does your parents know that you save so much?
Seeing Wei Jingcheng's extra two-cubic-meter Qiankun bag, Yunling suddenly remembered his sapphire box, and quickly took it out from his backpack: "Do you think it is possible to put this thing in the Qiankun bag?"
Wei Jingcheng was stunned for a moment, looked down at the empty Qiankun bag at his hand, and picked up the two at the same time. At the same time, Yunling also picked up the sapphire box and the Qiankun bag, and the two tried it in a very tacit understanding. , and then—"Successful!", "No."
……
Facts have proved that the same Qiankun bag cannot be superimposed between the two, that is to say, no matter how many universe bags there are, if they are all small in capacity and each of them contains important things that need to be carried on the body, then it cannot be said , the user has to incarnate as a beggar gang disciple, carrying a bunch of bags on his body.
But Yunling's sapphire music box was miraculously received in the Qiankun bag!
After the two tried again, they proved that the sapphire box can only be put into the Qiankun bag, but the Qiankun bag cannot be put into the box.
But Yunling is very satisfied to be able to stuff the sapphire box into the Qiankun bag. After all, from the appearance of this box, even ordinary people will think that this thing may be quite valuable when they see it. If you put it in the Qiankun bag and store it next to your body, you don't have to worry about this situation at all.
After distributing the things, the two decided to learn the water-avoiding spell first—this spell can be regarded as one of the survival spells, no matter what the situation, as long as they accidentally fall into the water, they can use this spell to survive!
Anyway, among the spells they have learned before, the two spells of immobilization and invisibility have been practiced very proficiently, and they only need to practice occasionally every day to maintain their proficiency.
At present, the only ones that need to increase their proficiency every day are the Seven Star Step and the Art of Immortality, and it just so happens that these two exercises are a complete set, so they can be practiced together, so they can spare some time to master the Water Avoidance Art.
Before the two were about to try, Yunling couldn't help feeling emotional: "It's no wonder Teacher Li said that it is not easy for us to master four spells within a year. We have learned too many of these things and don't have time to practice every day. ! In case of an emergency, no matter how much you learn and your proficiency is not enough, it will be fatal if you can’t use it temporarily.”
Wei Jingcheng was also deeply touched: "So this is more expensive and less expensive."
"But survival skills should be learned!" Especially the current water avoidance technique, and the Five Elements Escaping Art that the two of them can't learn for the time being.
During the two days of the weekend, the two of them put most of their energy into learning the water avoidance technique and the coordination of the seven-star step and the imperial object technique. Creek, but that creek is too shallow!Even if you learn the Water Avoidance Curse, you can't practice it.
Go out and find a moat or something to try?Firstly, there is not enough time, and secondly, the water pollution is relatively serious. The two of them are not sure what the effect of the water avoidance technique will be after using it?Will the clothes be wet?What's more, what they are worried about is that if a space crack suddenly appears in the water...
There is a lake on the ordinary campus of Huaxia University. It is not small in size, but there are people coming and going in the school... The two of them were afraid of shocking their classmates, so they simply decided to use the big bathtub in the dormitory to experiment!
So, on Sunday night, the two filled the bathtub with water, stood in the bathroom together, and looked at the bathtub, not knowing where to start.
"...Why don't you try it first?" Yunling looked at the bathtub, although he could definitely lie down alone, but... it seems a bit silly to go into the bathtub with clothes on?
The corners of Wei Jingcheng's mouth twitched twice: "This opinion was made by you." So, shouldn't you take the lead?
Yunling coughed twice in embarrassment: "I think, if you go down like this with your clothes and shoes on, don't you dirty our bathtub?"
"You can take it off and go down."
Yunling, who has never been honest with his roommates, feels a little fever on his face - obviously if it was an ordinary school, everyone would go to the collective bathroom together every night to compare their size, but now when there are only two people living together, why does Mao suddenly appear? feel embarrassed?
"Then it's no different from taking a bath as usual?" Yunling deliberately raised his voice to cover up his guilty conscience when he felt guilty and embarrassed.
Wei Jingcheng gave him a funny look, and suddenly raised his hand to pinch the formula.Seeing the hand gestures and hearing the sound of his incantation, Yunling immediately judged it—it was the Water Avoidance Curse!This guy is really a nice guy!Although he said no, his body was honestly ready to take the lead in getting wet!
Already ready to become a drowned chicken, Wei Jing chanted the mantra and stepped into the bathtub, but regrettably failed to get wet... because when he entered the bathtub, the water in the bathtub seemed to be soaked by a As if separated by an invisible wall of air, it squeezed around, and was even squeezed out of the bathtub and spilled all over the floor.
"Sure enough..." Looking at the water on the ground, Yunling couldn't help feeling emotional.
This is one of the main reasons why the two of them didn't dare to go to the small lake outside the campus to try to enter the water. It's not that they guessed the situation now, but they suddenly remembered a storybook they read when they were young. Water Dividing Jue, after chanting the spell, the water will separate to the two sides, and the person or monster who uses the spell can go straight down.
If the movement of this spell is so big, it will be seen by the young couple who are dating by the lake... No need to think about it, the news of "a water monster appeared in Huaxia University" that night will definitely spread all over the streets and alleys in an instant!It is estimated that even the teachers of their Guxiu Academy will immediately catch them and criticize their education, and they may have to be punished or something!
Wei Jingcheng retracted his legs and said to Yunling: "Later, we can use the invisibility spell to go to the lake outside to try at night. Before that, we can test our proficiency in the bathroom."
Yunling nodded: "Then do you want to put some more water in?" Now that Wei Jingcheng has squeezed out a lot of water just now, Yunling thinks that the experiment will not be effective if there is less water?
Wei Jingcheng pondered for a while, then suddenly raised his finger to point to the shower beside the two of them: "Actually, I just thought that we can try it with the shower on. As long as the water doesn't get wet, we can prove that the spell is successful." This spell is really a waste of water resources!
Yunling: ...It seems that he came up with a stupid idea before!
Wei Jingcheng: He didn't think of this method before...
A pair of idiots!
Flipping the sky, it's a new week.
In the exercise class on Monday, Teacher Yan handed over the operation diagram of the fourth meridian to the students.Looking at the densely packed acupuncture points, Yunling couldn't help swallowing subconsciously, the number of meridians needed for this meridian is simply insane!He seriously doubts whether he can get through it smoothly before the winter vacation?
Fortunately, Yunling checked on the forum before and learned that there are only 360 acupoints that need to be opened up. In other words, he should be able to open up all the acupoints within a year. As for when he will be able to fully operate Great week, breaking through to the foundation building period?That's not what he's thinking about for now.
After fully integrating into school life during the freshman year, most of the sections in the school are also open to them. Many sophomores, juniors, and even seniors, there are always some people who are good teachers, so you can solve some problems quickly. Just asked.
Among the previous students, there were less than ten students who could practice Qi refining to perfection and build a foundation within one year.
Yes, counting up to four years, those seniors who can successfully build a foundation within a year are very rare!The only ones who have succeeded in building a foundation are those who have already started to learn before entering school, and have already opened up several meridians.
And not to mention building a foundation in the freshman year, even some seniors in the third year haven't succeeded in building the foundation yet!
So after Yunling knew this, he became less anxious, and also understood why Teacher Yan was not worried at all about his slow speed of gradually unblocking acupoints a day, because it is not slow at all, okay? !
However, Yunling is not in a hurry about the speed of cultivation, which does not mean that other students are not in a hurry.Now it's a new week. Given the large number of meridian diagrams learned last week, no student has successfully opened up the third meridian within the last week. For example, students like Li Bin, who broke through the fastest before , It is not a minority in the freshman life.
After class on Monday, as soon as these students walked out of the classroom, they began to compare who had opened up one or two more acupuncture points than whom?Who's time is earlier?How many minutes and seconds early?And estimate when I will be able to open up all the meridians and start to break through the fourth meridian first?
Listening to their topics like elementary school students comparing who bought Transformers faster, not only the corners of Yunling's mouth couldn't help but twitch, some girls also showed contempt for those boys—please, this is cultivation, okay? good?Even if everyone wants to compare and pretend, can you please use high-end adjectives?Now this way of comparison is like bargaining between the aunt and the hawker, which is really embarrassing to us practitioners!
The author has something to say: Yunling: I didn't see it as a wet body, sorry...
Wei Jingcheng: What?
Yunling (with a burst of body): No!
Fat Orange: Counseling mia
What's more, the students, especially the girls, are mostly joking, otherwise neither of them has received a small note or a private chat invitation to meet and date since the start of school!So it's good to hear this.
The two of them didn't know at all that they had been fooled by the senior sister's magical manipulation since the beginning of school, and by the subsequent misunderstandings of some girls, so they really simply took the so-called super grass as a joke.
After returning to the room, the two of them began to share the spoils.
Father Yun and Mama Yun gave each of them a universe bag today, which can be regarded as a solution to their big problem. Wei Jingcheng took out the universe bag that the two of them found in the cave before, and poured out all the contents in one go. Finally, He and Yunling put their personal belongings into two bigger Qiankun bags respectively.
"Then what should we do with this universe bag?" Wei Jingcheng pointed to the empty universe bag, which was only about two cubic meters in size.
"Keep it as a spare." Yunling waved his hand, "You can fill some empty bottles with tap water and throw them in later, it's also considered spare supplies!"
Wei Jingcheng: ...Does your parents know that you save so much?
Seeing Wei Jingcheng's extra two-cubic-meter Qiankun bag, Yunling suddenly remembered his sapphire box, and quickly took it out from his backpack: "Do you think it is possible to put this thing in the Qiankun bag?"
Wei Jingcheng was stunned for a moment, looked down at the empty Qiankun bag at his hand, and picked up the two at the same time. At the same time, Yunling also picked up the sapphire box and the Qiankun bag, and the two tried it in a very tacit understanding. , and then—"Successful!", "No."
……
Facts have proved that the same Qiankun bag cannot be superimposed between the two, that is to say, no matter how many universe bags there are, if they are all small in capacity and each of them contains important things that need to be carried on the body, then it cannot be said , the user has to incarnate as a beggar gang disciple, carrying a bunch of bags on his body.
But Yunling's sapphire music box was miraculously received in the Qiankun bag!
After the two tried again, they proved that the sapphire box can only be put into the Qiankun bag, but the Qiankun bag cannot be put into the box.
But Yunling is very satisfied to be able to stuff the sapphire box into the Qiankun bag. After all, from the appearance of this box, even ordinary people will think that this thing may be quite valuable when they see it. If you put it in the Qiankun bag and store it next to your body, you don't have to worry about this situation at all.
After distributing the things, the two decided to learn the water-avoiding spell first—this spell can be regarded as one of the survival spells, no matter what the situation, as long as they accidentally fall into the water, they can use this spell to survive!
Anyway, among the spells they have learned before, the two spells of immobilization and invisibility have been practiced very proficiently, and they only need to practice occasionally every day to maintain their proficiency.
At present, the only ones that need to increase their proficiency every day are the Seven Star Step and the Art of Immortality, and it just so happens that these two exercises are a complete set, so they can be practiced together, so they can spare some time to master the Water Avoidance Art.
Before the two were about to try, Yunling couldn't help feeling emotional: "It's no wonder Teacher Li said that it is not easy for us to master four spells within a year. We have learned too many of these things and don't have time to practice every day. ! In case of an emergency, no matter how much you learn and your proficiency is not enough, it will be fatal if you can’t use it temporarily.”
Wei Jingcheng was also deeply touched: "So this is more expensive and less expensive."
"But survival skills should be learned!" Especially the current water avoidance technique, and the Five Elements Escaping Art that the two of them can't learn for the time being.
During the two days of the weekend, the two of them put most of their energy into learning the water avoidance technique and the coordination of the seven-star step and the imperial object technique. Creek, but that creek is too shallow!Even if you learn the Water Avoidance Curse, you can't practice it.
Go out and find a moat or something to try?Firstly, there is not enough time, and secondly, the water pollution is relatively serious. The two of them are not sure what the effect of the water avoidance technique will be after using it?Will the clothes be wet?What's more, what they are worried about is that if a space crack suddenly appears in the water...
There is a lake on the ordinary campus of Huaxia University. It is not small in size, but there are people coming and going in the school... The two of them were afraid of shocking their classmates, so they simply decided to use the big bathtub in the dormitory to experiment!
So, on Sunday night, the two filled the bathtub with water, stood in the bathroom together, and looked at the bathtub, not knowing where to start.
"...Why don't you try it first?" Yunling looked at the bathtub, although he could definitely lie down alone, but... it seems a bit silly to go into the bathtub with clothes on?
The corners of Wei Jingcheng's mouth twitched twice: "This opinion was made by you." So, shouldn't you take the lead?
Yunling coughed twice in embarrassment: "I think, if you go down like this with your clothes and shoes on, don't you dirty our bathtub?"
"You can take it off and go down."
Yunling, who has never been honest with his roommates, feels a little fever on his face - obviously if it was an ordinary school, everyone would go to the collective bathroom together every night to compare their size, but now when there are only two people living together, why does Mao suddenly appear? feel embarrassed?
"Then it's no different from taking a bath as usual?" Yunling deliberately raised his voice to cover up his guilty conscience when he felt guilty and embarrassed.
Wei Jingcheng gave him a funny look, and suddenly raised his hand to pinch the formula.Seeing the hand gestures and hearing the sound of his incantation, Yunling immediately judged it—it was the Water Avoidance Curse!This guy is really a nice guy!Although he said no, his body was honestly ready to take the lead in getting wet!
Already ready to become a drowned chicken, Wei Jing chanted the mantra and stepped into the bathtub, but regrettably failed to get wet... because when he entered the bathtub, the water in the bathtub seemed to be soaked by a As if separated by an invisible wall of air, it squeezed around, and was even squeezed out of the bathtub and spilled all over the floor.
"Sure enough..." Looking at the water on the ground, Yunling couldn't help feeling emotional.
This is one of the main reasons why the two of them didn't dare to go to the small lake outside the campus to try to enter the water. It's not that they guessed the situation now, but they suddenly remembered a storybook they read when they were young. Water Dividing Jue, after chanting the spell, the water will separate to the two sides, and the person or monster who uses the spell can go straight down.
If the movement of this spell is so big, it will be seen by the young couple who are dating by the lake... No need to think about it, the news of "a water monster appeared in Huaxia University" that night will definitely spread all over the streets and alleys in an instant!It is estimated that even the teachers of their Guxiu Academy will immediately catch them and criticize their education, and they may have to be punished or something!
Wei Jingcheng retracted his legs and said to Yunling: "Later, we can use the invisibility spell to go to the lake outside to try at night. Before that, we can test our proficiency in the bathroom."
Yunling nodded: "Then do you want to put some more water in?" Now that Wei Jingcheng has squeezed out a lot of water just now, Yunling thinks that the experiment will not be effective if there is less water?
Wei Jingcheng pondered for a while, then suddenly raised his finger to point to the shower beside the two of them: "Actually, I just thought that we can try it with the shower on. As long as the water doesn't get wet, we can prove that the spell is successful." This spell is really a waste of water resources!
Yunling: ...It seems that he came up with a stupid idea before!
Wei Jingcheng: He didn't think of this method before...
A pair of idiots!
Flipping the sky, it's a new week.
In the exercise class on Monday, Teacher Yan handed over the operation diagram of the fourth meridian to the students.Looking at the densely packed acupuncture points, Yunling couldn't help swallowing subconsciously, the number of meridians needed for this meridian is simply insane!He seriously doubts whether he can get through it smoothly before the winter vacation?
Fortunately, Yunling checked on the forum before and learned that there are only 360 acupoints that need to be opened up. In other words, he should be able to open up all the acupoints within a year. As for when he will be able to fully operate Great week, breaking through to the foundation building period?That's not what he's thinking about for now.
After fully integrating into school life during the freshman year, most of the sections in the school are also open to them. Many sophomores, juniors, and even seniors, there are always some people who are good teachers, so you can solve some problems quickly. Just asked.
Among the previous students, there were less than ten students who could practice Qi refining to perfection and build a foundation within one year.
Yes, counting up to four years, those seniors who can successfully build a foundation within a year are very rare!The only ones who have succeeded in building a foundation are those who have already started to learn before entering school, and have already opened up several meridians.
And not to mention building a foundation in the freshman year, even some seniors in the third year haven't succeeded in building the foundation yet!
So after Yunling knew this, he became less anxious, and also understood why Teacher Yan was not worried at all about his slow speed of gradually unblocking acupoints a day, because it is not slow at all, okay? !
However, Yunling is not in a hurry about the speed of cultivation, which does not mean that other students are not in a hurry.Now it's a new week. Given the large number of meridian diagrams learned last week, no student has successfully opened up the third meridian within the last week. For example, students like Li Bin, who broke through the fastest before , It is not a minority in the freshman life.
After class on Monday, as soon as these students walked out of the classroom, they began to compare who had opened up one or two more acupuncture points than whom?Who's time is earlier?How many minutes and seconds early?And estimate when I will be able to open up all the meridians and start to break through the fourth meridian first?
Listening to their topics like elementary school students comparing who bought Transformers faster, not only the corners of Yunling's mouth couldn't help but twitch, some girls also showed contempt for those boys—please, this is cultivation, okay? good?Even if everyone wants to compare and pretend, can you please use high-end adjectives?Now this way of comparison is like bargaining between the aunt and the hawker, which is really embarrassing to us practitioners!
The author has something to say: Yunling: I didn't see it as a wet body, sorry...
Wei Jingcheng: What?
Yunling (with a burst of body): No!
Fat Orange: Counseling mia
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