A Guide to Modern Cultivation

Yunling stood next to the ATM machine, with a serious expression on his fingers: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, there are actually 5 zeros?!" Thinking back when he just started school, he still had to worry about his family Mom and Dad have been traveling abroad for too long, and the New Year's money in his hand and the living expenses and tuition fees that his parents saved in the card at the beginning are not enough for his four-year expenses. Now his family's conscience discovered that his parents actually gave him a sum of money Small sum of money? !

These plus the New Year's money he has saved over the years... Well, in addition to the various supplies for survival in the wild, he should be able to buy a lot of things he needs when he goes back to the more reliable black streets in other cities!

"No! You have to save some money! Buy the most important things first, and don't think about unnecessary things for the time being. You can still charge interest if you put them in the bank!" Yunling suddenly raised his hand and clenched his fist very firmly. There was a burst of light.

Wei Jingcheng did not go to the ATM machine with him, but he heard someone muttering just now, and felt very helpless. Does his roommate know what it means to not reveal money?

Yunling, who checked his net worth now, is in a good mood. Anyway, the two of them have left school now, checking the time, wandering outside for a while, and it will be time for lunch. Yunling just waved his hand, and happily pulled Wei Jingcheng , Said that he was going to a nearby restaurant to have a meal - he treats guests!

No matter how full of aura there is in the school meals, but there are only a few dishes. After a long time of eating, you will get tired of it. It’s not bad to come out occasionally to have a toothbrush festival and change the flavor. Anyway, people eat whole grains, no matter how many harmful substances they contain. Going back and meditating for two more laps can also be excreted from the body along with the movement of aura.

When it comes to eliminating magazines, I have to mention that after the students entered the formal qi refining period, there was no such thing as some novels saying that after taking some panacea or practicing some amazing kung fu, they would be able to make them All kinds of toxins are discharged through the pores, or a few more trips to the toilet or something.

Of course, during the process of meditation, the impurities in the human body will be gradually metabolized with the operation of spiritual energy every day, but as long as you take a bath every day and go to the toilet twice, all of them will be resolved, and there will never be a very violent detoxification phenomenon—then Violently splashing black mud and running to the toilet, how can the body of ordinary people who are just getting started can bear it?Do you still want to practice after tossing around like that?Lie on the bed and take good care of it for three to five days before you can get out of bed, right?

When the two of them took the mobile app and searched for restaurants with good reputation near the school, Yu Qiran, who also left the school, had already wandered around to the nearby supermarket by himself, and really wanted to buy it. After eating some snacks, I went back to school. As for Yang Wei, who was thrown to the ordinary campus by the three of them?Sorry, everyone is busy right now, and no one can take care of him for the time being.

It wasn't until Yunling and Wei Jingcheng, who met next door again, before class the next day, that I heard from the complacent Yang Wei that he was actually taken away by no less than six or seven girls yesterday!Stayed up late last night arguing with other girls until midnight!

At this time, he was still showing off to Yunling and Wei Jingcheng with a bright face: "Xiaohong said, eight girls in their dormitory and good sisters next door want to come out to play with me on Sunday, and ask how many of you are there?" Do you want to go together?"

Yunling looked confused, and pointed to his nose: "Us? Didn't they want your contact information? Why are you asking us?"

Yang Wei waved his hand: "Hey, didn't we go out together yesterday? They asked me if you and I were classmates, and I said yes, and then we chatted, and everyone added prestige or something. When we made an appointment to go out on weekends at night , she said that their dormitory and a few good friends all wanted to meet me, and they were all beauties, so I might as well bring a few buddies out to play together, such as the three people who came out of the ancient repair major with me during the day Just do it."

Speaking of which, Yang Wei encouraged Yunling and Wei Jingcheng very actively: "Xiaohong and the others are all beautiful girls, and they treat me...cough cough, you understand, so brothers, please do me a favor. Even if you accompany me for a cutscene? After all, if there are too few people, they are too embarrassed to go out with eight girls and one boy~"

Yunling: ...

Yunling was a little excited, the girls took the initiative to ask them out to play?Never experienced it before!By the way, what would you like to do when you hang out with the girls?

Because he has never chased a girl before, never even had a secret crush on a girl, let alone fantasized about it, Yunling was still quite at a loss.

Although Yang Wei spoke vaguely, isn't Yunling a fool?It must be that Xiaohong and her classmates saw that the three of Yunling were all good-looking in the morning, so they wanted Yang Wei to take the lead and let everyone go out to play together. Of course, he would also have some small pride in his heart...

Just when Yunling was a little entangled and hesitating whether to go or whether he would make the other party feel uncomfortable if he didn't go, Wei Jingcheng who was beside him suddenly pulled Yang Wei's arm on Yunling's shoulder Going down, he hugged Yunling's shoulder and said coldly: "We will receive express delivery on weekends."

"Ah?" Yang Wei looked confused, "How long does it take to receive a courier? Besides, doesn't our school have a courier box?"

"It's a lot to charge." Then he took Yunling and walked towards the stairs.

Yu Qiran, who walked out of the dormitory with Yang Wei, yawned, and glanced at Yang Wei with displeasure: "Go by yourself, don't pull me."

"Ah?! Isn't it all agreed? Why did you change your mind?" Yang Wei looked aggrieved. He clearly shared the good news with his roommates early in the morning—if it wasn't for the fact that there were eight beauties in total. If he wants to go, he won't tell this guy such a good thing!

Yu Qiran rolled his eyes again: "You chatted until 2:30 in the morning last night, and you always fell asleep because I threw the pillow over you! This morning you just told me that you were going to go out with those girls on weekends Son, when did you ask me if I wanted to go?"

Yang Wei was dumbfounded, and hurriedly caught up with him and walked towards the stairs. He said to Qi Ran, "Oh my good brother, I was wrong, I definitely won't talk so late tonight! Now that we are young and young, are we afraid of staying up all night? You can go with me on weekends, otherwise it would be too inappropriate for me to go there alone!"

Yu Qiran sneered, and shook off the arms on his shoulders: "Go by yourself, I have to practice in the dormitory on weekends, why waste such a good time on those women?"

Yang Wei was dumbfounded again: "What is that group of women? By the way, buddy, you are definitely not interested in women, are you?"

Yu Qiran sneered again: "I'm not interested in men, let alone women!"

Yang Wei: ...I always feel that something is wrong with my roommate?

Yunling didn't take a peek at Wei Jingcheng beside him until he went down the stairs. Wei Jingcheng still hung his arms on his shoulders and led him towards the Crane Garden.

"So, that, are you angry?"

Wei Jingcheng's footsteps slowed down, as if he felt that his temper was a little out of control, spreading to Yunling, so he apologized to him: "Sorry, do you... want to go?"

Yunling quickly shook his head: "No, no, I just never...ah no, just now I was just wondering, what would they do if they were going to go out to play together on weekends? I also have to feed the little parrot! It every few hours I have to feed it once, if I go out with our classmates, it’s fine, but I can’t go to the toilet to feed the little parrot every once in a while when I go out with ordinary people, right? By the way, what if the toilet is too cold? And then What if the smell inside made the little parrot sick?"

Does Yunling want to play?In fact, it's a little bit, because I've never been there.And he has always been very curious, what would such a large group of boys and girls do when they go out and play together on weekends?

When I was in middle school, my classmates often went out to play together on weekends, but they never called him.Only every time I waited until Monday, I heard those classmates who went out to play together in the class, and when they mentioned what happened on the weekend in the class, they seemed to be very happy.

Yunling is not an autistic boy, nor is he a poor boy whose family is so poor that he has no money to go to entertainment venues. He just has too few friends, so he naturally has some expectations for these things.

Wei Jingcheng was silent for a while: "Let's go out and play together on weekends." He recognized the meaning of Yunling's "never".

"Ah?" Yunling was stunned for a moment, and then became a little excited again, "Okay! Where are we going? But we have to be careful, don't accidentally fall into the crack in the space again... Also, I have to go again Buy some parrot food and stuff it into the sapphire box! I don’t know how many of our things will arrive by the weekend... By the way, are you not worried about the express delivery coming over on the weekend?”

When mentioning online shopping, Wei Jingcheng couldn't help but feel a little annoyed. Even if they go out to play, they should choose to go when they have almost all the online shopping items, and they are not afraid of falling into the space crack!

What was the inexplicable anger just now?Wei Jingcheng hasn't figured it out until now, but he just thinks that Yang Wei is too annoying. He went to hook up with the girl and dragged himself and Yunling into the water. Has he asked his opinion?Besides, who wants to go out with girls they don't know?With that kind of kung fu, it would be as easy as practicing spells with Yun Ling in the dormitory!

Contrary to Yunling’s situation, Wei Jingcheng’s popularity in school was quite high before. Although he was aloof and had few male friends in class, he boldly invited girls to hang out with him But nothing less.

Under normal circumstances, he would refuse, but when a classmate celebrated his birthday and invited the whole class over, he had to show some face.

But in that situation, he didn't find it interesting to sit together, eat, drink, sing KTV and so on with a group of classmates who couldn't talk to each other at all?

But at this time, after he proposed to hang out with Yunling without those distracting people, he felt extra relaxed and looking forward to it.

"Express delivery doesn't matter, anyway, they will be put in the express locker, and at most they may receive a call. As for the space crack... let's go to the shopping mall near the school. I saw those monks discussing it on the forum before. , the more prosperous the city center is, the less the density of the internal cracks in the space seems to be, and the greater the possibility of large cracks appearing near the suburbs. The Weiwang Mansion we visited last time is close to the suburbs and very empty. place."

Yunling nodded again and again: "Okay, then let's go on the weekend!" After the morning class, he had to go to the canteen quickly to buy some rations for his parrot!

The author has something to say: Yunling: No friends, no appointments, always being jealous, being bad-mouthed behind the scenes, being excluded in person...Why do you think life was so hard before?Why didn't I feel much then?

Wei Jingcheng (putting his hands on the opponent's shoulders): Don't worry, I'll be with you from now on, if anyone dares to speak ill of you, I'll cut them to death!