A Guide to Modern Cultivation

After the magic class on Thursday, the students in the physical education class on Friday also got a similar explanation from Mr. Wu, and made it clear that the class has actually already handed over what should be taught to everyone this semester. It is enough for the students to go back every day and do the gymnastics that are newly taught to you once or twice.

However, until the next semester, there will still be a few sessions of gymnastics, because there is a set of advanced gymnastics that needs to be handed over to the students. As for other advanced martial arts skills, it is only in the sophomore year that the students have a solid foundation. Only then will the students be taught.

However, Mr. Wu did not herd sheep like Mr. Li. He would still attend the physical education class when it was due. After leading everyone to do a set of basic warm-ups, he would arrange the students to play against each other.

When the class on Friday was completely over, the students entered the state of excitement again.Most of the students rushed to the school's canteen and the supermarkets around the school after eating at noon, because the next day is the day of the month-end practical class of this month!

Even though you need to complete a certain amount of tasks when you go to the practical class, this kind of feeling is similar to an outing, and you can go to various different spaces to experience different scenery, which is really great!

In the early morning of Saturday, Yunling and Wei Jingcheng got up early, had dinner, and after eating and drinking enough, Yang Wei fed the little parrot and the orange cat, and then walked out with the orange cat and the bird bag alone. door.The two people next door also went out almost backwards and forwards. The people in the two dormitories made an appointment in advance. Anyway, they wanted to act together after today, so they simply decided to go to the gate of Heyuan to meet other students.

When Yang Wei saw the two of them, he couldn't help but began to sigh. Last weekend, Yunling and Yu Qiran didn't accompany him to party with the girls from the ordinary campus. How foolish and daring, he actually dared to single out eight girls by himself!Just go so straight, and then...

In fact, the girls didn't do anything to Yang Wei. After all, just from his appearance, this guy is a sunny and sporty handsome guy. The girls are very happy to be able to hang out with such a handsome guy.And Yang Wei made it clear before he went, saying that several of his classmates had made plans in advance for the weekend, and there was no way to go together. If he wanted to go, he would be the only one, and the group of girls had already agreed.

It's just that when everyone started playing together, Yang Wei's catastrophe began... First, he went shopping with a group of energetic girls. Some men's clothing stores took some clothes that they thought were more fashionable and more suitable for Yang Wei's temperament, gestured on him, and encouraged him to buy them. An open space, even after a morning of punching, I'm still tired!

Then it was time for lunch, and a group of girls didn't know if they really had a small appetite?Or are you embarrassed to eat too much in front of a handsome guy you don't know well?They went to a Hong Kong-style tea restaurant at noon, and the people at the table ordered a few things, more than half of which were ice cream, cakes and the like. Let it go, let Yang Wei, an old man who has worked so hard all morning and wanted to have a good lunch to replenish his strength, feel embarrassed to let go of his arms and eat to fill up.

Even worse!When it was time to pay the bill, because all the people present here were girls, Yang Wei realized that if he didn't go to pay the bill at this moment, no matter how nervous he was, everyone in the restaurant would definitely have his back stabbed secretly!So I had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to the counter, and then I found out very bitterly that although the girls ordered very little and ate a little, the cost of this meal has disappeared a lot!It was enough to cover his food expenses for nearly a month!

Afterwards, the girls went to karaoke collectively. Eight girls plus him and one boy met a few microphone bullies. Pass it to him, but it's all because you want to sing with him!He has heard those duet love songs with at most one ear, how can he remember the lyrics?

So he could only shirk it, pretending to be cold and expressing that he didn't like singing, and then watched those girls deliberately show off their singing skills in front of him one by one. However, Yang Wei, who never liked listening to lyrical songs, could only All the way, I silently grabbed the melon seeds and peanuts on the platter on the table to relieve my boredom.

Fortunately, when the girls finally checked out, a girl who bought a coupon on the Internet went to the counter to pay directly. After that, the remaining few people will pay the price evenly, and each person will pay the money to the girl under the AA system. Yang Wei, who didn't sing a single song, at least felt a little comforted in his heart-at least it cost less than lunch!

In the evening, those girls wanted to take Yang Wei to have dinner together, and the guy who managed to be witty quickly found an excuse to say that there was still something going on in the school, so he slapped his ass and ran away. After eating twice as much food as usual, this is barely enough to fill my stomach.

When this happened last Sunday, Yang Wei deliberately knocked on the door of the two of them and complained to them. After meeting with the two today, he sighed and said: "Those girls feel that these two days are not the same. Is it the weekend? They want to ask me out to play again, and I said that there is an event organized by our college this weekend, and there is no way to go, so they will make another appointment next week, and they will have to let me drag you guys if they want to die!"

Wei Jingcheng gave the other two words with a very calm expression: "No."

Yunling on the side also shook his head firmly. If he was a little moved and curious last time, then after going out to play happily with Wei Jingcheng for a day, and hearing Yang Wei's complaints, he completely extinguished the last trace in his heart. curiosity.He firmly stated that he would never go out with those girls—is he crazy?Obviously, most of the classmates who go out to play together are AA system, or this time you invite me to take turns next time, why do you have to pay for a meal with girls you didn’t even know before?

If any of the boys wants to chase a certain girl and take the opportunity to get out of the order, this slaughter will kill him, but it is obvious that the girls invited them on their own initiative, but they still want the boys to pay?Sorry, he doesn't have the hobby of being taken advantage of.

As for Yang Wei?That can only give him the word "serve it right" as a warning to others.

Yu Qiran, who was in charge of locking the door, also came over at this time. Seeing that Yang Wei was still determined to drag Yunling and the other into the water, he sneered, "Do you think your living expenses are too rich? If you have too much money to spend, Afterwards, please make a double order when ordering meals, and pay for mine together, thank you."

Wei Jingcheng also said at this time: "There are also the two of us, please help us to settle the bill."

Yang Wei's face turned green in an instant, and he glared at the three of them: "Don't even think about it! Spending money for a girl can still give you a smile, and send a sweet message when sending messages. What good is it to spend money for you? Eat poor me?"

Yu Qiran happened to pass by him at this time, and was about to walk towards the stairs. When he heard his words, he suddenly stopped, raised his hand, pinched his orchid finger, poked Yang Wei's chest, and said something in his throat: " Death~" Then he continued to walk towards the stairs with a righteous face.

Yunling laughed instantly, and even Wei Jingcheng's face twitched a few times. Yang Wei's whole body was instantly weakened by lightning, and he stepped back and hit the wall. He just stood there and watched his roommate walk away. At the stairway, I turned my head impatiently to the three smiling and stupid people and asked, "How long will it be delayed?"

Yunling and Wei Jingcheng supported each other, holding back a smile as they walked towards the stairs, but Yang Wei still felt his legs go weak and his whole body trembled from the thunder.

It didn't take long for the group of 3+1 to arrive at the gate of Yuheyuan. From a distance, Li Xin and the others had arrived. Seeing Yunling and the others coming, several sophomore seniors waved to them and continued to chat about them. By the way Waiting for Zou Ruqi who hasn't come yet.

When Yunling and the others walked up to Li Xin and the others, I heard them chatting about the new tasks they received these days, those who received the tasks were spreading rumors everywhere on the Internet, and the latest trend of the wind vane...

The content posted by those students is just to cooperate with the official propaganda, revealing the possible recovery of spiritual energy, the possibility of a group of demons dancing between heaven and earth, and the possibility of great changes in the world in the future. Will it be a joke?Or seriously think about it?It's hard to determine the direction.

Now Li Xin and the others are talking about a certain post that appeared last night on a certain country's largest dating site and was secretly pinned to the top by a mysterious force.The central content inside is actually - the latest radio gymnastics promoted in various schools in China a few years ago, which is said to be the basic exercise for getting started with Duan Ti!Moreover, it is said that all the high school graduates who have done exceptionally well in radio gymnastics have entered the secret training at the mystery academies of some well-known universities in China!

When this post first appeared, it was ridiculed by all the online people on the website at that time-it's just doing radio gymnastics, but can you get started with exercise?Is it really so easy to get started in practice?With so many people across the country, who hasn't gone to school before?Who hasn't done a fuck?Why haven't you seen the streets full of gods who fly with swords and can release superpowers by raising their hands?

However, after an hour or two, the nature of this post and the style of discussion on major social media sites, Hongbo and other places that referenced this post changed.Because some people—especially college students, suddenly recalled that in the year of their respective graduations, among the people who were admitted by some well-known universities and majors that they had never heard of before, there were really some people who did exercises in their respective schools. Well done man!

Among them, some students began to report the students who were in charge of leading exercises in their schools over the years, the universities and majors they entered after graduating from high school, and it was very shocking to find that the major of Huada Guxiu actually divided up most of them. God damn it!

Especially in Yunling's class, the students from various provinces, cities, and high schools who knew about it gathered together, and almost made up the list of Yunling's freshman freshmen, and they were all excellent leaders from each high school. student!

Many people unbelievingly downloaded this set of gymnastics from the Internet, tried it at home, and then found out very horrifyingly that most people couldn't imitate it completely!If you can't do a few movements, you will twist your waist and twist your breath.

At the same time, there are also students who have come forward to say that let alone everyone downloading and going back to practice on their own, when they are serious about doing exercises, most of the students are not standard in their movements and barely fooled them. Very few students in this class can do it completely and standardly...