[Comprehensive] Unnatural Facial Paralysis

"Ino...Ino..Ino,,,"

Sakata Gintoki's half-dead groans|groans got into Enuo's closet, and Enuo resisted the urge to reach out to the knife next to the pillow several times, rubbed his forehead, opened the closet door and walked out, "Do you want to die? People like you have no inheritance to leave to others even if you die." Enuo said sarcastically and coolly, and walked through the corridor to the living room.

"Really, I came out after screaming so many times. My soul has become withered and rotten because of waiting for you. You can smell the rotten smell coming from the table," Sakata Gintoki said, But he was still lazily leaning on the sofa and picking his nose while staring at the TV.

Yinuo covered her nose with a look of disgust, "It's the leftover rice with egg from eating the day before yesterday, it's moldy." She rolled her eyes angrily, picked up the edge of the bowl and quickly threw it into the garbage bag, even the steps of washing are omitted.

"Hey, pine nuts, go out and buy me a can of beer, no, beer is too expensive, as expected, strawberry milk is better, please, I'll give you 300 yuan~" Sakata Gintoki lazily raised his eyes to Enuo, and only opened his eyes. Half of the dead fish had no expression in their eyes, as if they were about to fall to the ground and fall asleep.

"Impossible, zero tolerance for sugar." Ino said categorically, while bending over to pick up the garbage on the ground, she threw the garbage out and opened the window to let fresh air in, "It's all because of Kagura and the others You'll catch a cold." Yinuo blamed helplessly, sitting on the sofa and staring straight at the TV.

She was staring at the TV in a daze, and Yinuo had a feeling that a certain voice in her heart was warning her to stay away from this evil place called the house of everything.After staying here for a long time, some changes have taken place in Yinuo, for example, she has become more talkative, and she will feel chest tightness, shortness of breath and unpleasantness when she sees things that are not complained in time; she has lost a lot of weight, and it is very likely It was because something called "honesty" in her body was being lost bit by bit... the culprit that caused her to degenerate day by day!When Yinuo tilted her head and looked at Sakata Yin, who was lying on the sofa softly into a ball of mud, it was this person. She couldn't help frowning slightly and covered her mouth and nose with her hand: "It stinks."

"Ah?" Yin Shi rubbed his eyes and gave Enuo a stingy squint.

"I smell decay." After Enuo complained, his heart immediately filled with sadness, and he started to complain again inadvertently. "Sure enough, an idiot like you doesn't catch a cold." Before she could finish her grief, she continued to spit out uncontrollably.

"Hi——" Sakata Gintoki lazily yawned and said vaguely: "It's enough that [beep—] is not rotten, and you say I'm an idiot, and you are also an idiot if you don't have a cold. "He complained back unconvinced, with a smug look on his face, as if he was encouraging Yinuo to accept the move.

"That's my precaution. You and I are not the same species. You are an idiot." Jiu Sheng Yinuo stopped what he was going to say intriguingly. Liang Bo snatched the ice oolong in Yinshi's hand, and continued with a cold line on his lips : "The one who can stand upright in the crowd of influenza is the truly noble species, and this is me."

Having said all he wanted to say, Enuo immediately felt extremely happy and satisfied, raised his head and drank the cool barley tea in the cup in one gulp. "Don't!! Save some for me anyway, Yinuo!!! You have a palsy face! You have a black belly! You are a monster with a human face and heart!!" Silver time's wailing filled her ears. Although her face was expressionless, her heart was filled with A little proud: Tucao skills, levelup√; new skills, get√.

Enuo got up quite proudly and walked towards his nest, at this moment, the phone rang behind him.She closed the sliding door of the closet and heard a faint voice from outside: "Yeah, long time no see Mr. Kuangshilang...Yeah...Oh?! Is it really possible?! Hehehe..."

After more than ten seconds, the phone was hung up, and Yin Shixixi came back with some obscene voice: "Yo! Kagura, Yinuo woke up! There are delicious food and drink!"

"Yeah! Kagura is going to eat until I get pregnant, Aru!!" Kagura's listless voice immediately became energetic, "Enuo-san is out to eat~~" Afterwards, Enuo heard Yuyuan and The sound of approaching footsteps approached him, and his closet door was pulled open, and Ino met Kagura's flushed face with a runny nose.

"Let's go eat, let's eat~~" Yinshi sang an out-of-key song and wandered happily in the corridor.

Yinuo poked her head out and asked, "Where are you going?" She doubted that such a good thing would happen to a dishonest master of everything. Character types are deeply questionable.Facts proved that her suspicion was correct. When Yin said: "Gao Tianyuan", Yinuo decisively closed the door of her closet and refused.

"Tch, I don't know how to enjoy." Gintoki walked out with Kagura after glancing at the closed wardrobe, "Take a good look at the house~"

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It was almost late at night when Yinuo picked up the phone receiver in the dark, she rubbed her sleepy eyes, frowned slightly, and heard the noisy noise on the other end of the phone. "Hello?" Yinuo raised his eyebrows and repeated.

"Hello! How are you~ Don't you feel lonely at home alone without Yinsang's nourishment~~" The cheap voice on the phone made Enuo feel a chill, and the wretched man kept talking He breathed in the receiver, and Yinuo seemed to be able to smell the hot, stinky smell of alcohol when he heard the sound of his breath.

Yinuo was not in any mood, and didn't intend to pay attention to Yinshi anymore, and was about to hang up the phone when he heard anxious shouts from the receiver. "What's the matter, it's midnight, do you know?" Yinuo pursed his lips, trying not to make the twitching corners of his mouth widen: "What?" There was still too much noise over there, through the background sound of boxing games, Yinuo heard Yinshi's intermittent voice: "Please Yinuo...help me...I can't go down...ah——" Yinuo's screams shook Yinuo's ears, After a scream, the line was occupied over there.

"Sure enough, I just said that there is nothing good." Yinuo hung up the phone and stood in the moonlight staring at the phone in a daze.

"Hey, gin, are you still in the mood to chat on the phone at this time?!" Seeing that no one was around to make sure his safety, Hijikata Toshiro slipped over the corner, and he threw Gintoki who was thrown into the corner by the ladyboy uncle Helped up.

"No... no way..." Gintoki stood up with one hand covering his bleeding mouth and nose and the other supporting his cervical spine. He and Hijikata looked at each other and then looked in the direction of Kageshiro who was obliterated by the crowd of monsters in the distance. . "I'm asking for help from the only living person in my family..." Yinshi swallowed, seeing the dying arm of the monster in the sea like floating weed and straw, he suddenly showed a look of fear, as if foreseeing his own future generally.

"Is there anyone else in Wanshiwu besides you idiots?" Tufang asked casually, but his thoughts were immediately shaken by a loud noise coming from his ear, "Hello!!" Before he could react, Sakata Gintoki beside him had already been picked up and thrown to the opposite wall. Hijikata coughed and fanned away the surrounding smoke and dust with his hands. When he saw the source of the attack, his jaw almost dropped. "you you you...."

"What me! Hiccup! You haven't called the top cowherd here! Hiccup!" Yueyong led the mighty Yoshiwara ninja into Gao Tianyuan, and she greeted with a blushing face and full of swear words "Master Yin, hurry up and serve us, bastard!" Yue Yong said, staring at the smoke on the other side of the wall in a daze, but unexpectedly, after the smoke cleared, what he saw was nailed to the wall intact. Yinshi and...a strange woman who appeared beside him at some point.

"That...." Yinshi slid to the floor and looked up at Enuo who finally appeared beside him, "That...!" His voice was trembling, obviously it became a little thin because of fear.

"I came here to save you out of mercy, you should thank me instead..." Enuo looked at Yinshi expressionlessly, and when he caught a glimpse of the blood on an important part of him, he paused. "I'm sorry, my hands are slippery." She obviously had no emotion in her tone, but Sakata Gintoki could clearly hear Chi Guoguo's smile in her voice, "My..." Gintoki said With a tragic expression, he covered his crotch with his hand and lost consciousness.

"Hey! What good deeds have you done!!!" Hijikata pointed at Ino's fingertips and trembling, and said, is that really the expression that should appear after being cut to [beep—]? Why do you have such an expression of enjoyment? Hello! ! !

"Hey, where did you come from? How dare you hurt Yinshi?" Yue Yong approached Enuo with a belch on his face, and approached Enuo with eyes wide open, whispering: "That person's [Beep—] I also want to cut it off and give it a try!"

Yinuo looked around the hall as if he didn't see Yueyong, as if he was looking for something. "Hey! You bastard, I see you've been upset for a long time! Did you hear me...!" Yue Yong swallowed the words in her mouth, almost choking on the saliva that she hadn't had time to swallow, she opened her eyes slightly and looked at The profile of this strange woman.

Yinuo's gaze froze after glancing at a certain point in the crowd, she sighed softly and turned her head, staring at Kunai who was caught between her two fingers.Is that so, ninja?Just when Yinuo threw away the Kunai thrown by Yueyong blankly, her hand was lifted and her center of gravity was unstable and she almost fell forward.

"What are you doing?!" Inuo frowned, and when he realized it, he was pulled up by Sakata Gintoki and ran towards the front door.Yinuo was dragged and ran like this, staring at the side face of that showy face, she was a little startled, the corridor of the Cowherd's shop was filled with resplendent and shining ornaments, she ran in the corridor reflecting the dazzling light , it feels like everything, even this night, is so unreal.Then, Sakata Gintoki bared his teeth and said seriously: "Get out of here before we get killed!!!"

If one day my life is in danger, will you pull me up and run away without hesitation?Will you come...save me..?For some reason, such an idea suddenly flashed in Yinuo's heart.She was distracted when Yin Shi's footsteps beside her suddenly stopped.Yinuo came back to his senses, and his gaze followed Yinshi and landed on the noble lady in front of her who was completely wrapped in black.

"I'm Ye Shen. I made an appointment last week to come here again." After the woman finished speaking, Yinuo felt the surroundings quiet down. She looked back with a half-smile, and sure enough, that idiot man had already turned into petrification.

With a stiff neck, Yin Shi looked back at Enuo with a grin and said, "...Pine nuts, let's go find time..." Before finishing speaking, Yinuo stretched out his hand and hit the back of the head, "Don't think about the time machine." Yi Nuo Nuo had no choice but to push Yinshi towards the hall.

"Hey! Ino! You're pushing us into the fire pit! If you don't die, you won't die!!! Hurry up and come home with me now and let's watch "Attack [Beep—]", at least the nape will be intact No damage!!!" Yin Shi was so frightened that he began to speak incoherently, his panic complaints did not get Enuo's sympathy, and he was still dragged back into the hall by Enuo.

Amidst the panic and noise, Yinshi heard the voice as light as cicada's wings, the voice was very soft and cool, as if it did not exist: "There is no death in this world, because people have never seen death, so they still hold the so-called death. hope." Just like that, Yinshi was dragged back, and he stood at the entrance of the hall looking at the extravagance and confusion, and saw Jiu Sheng Yinuo's back gradually disappearing into the golden yellow in front of him.

"A package, dripping wax + whip; b package, chair + rope, c package..." Okita Sougo was introducing the package to the shivering pig girl with a smile, but at this moment, he felt the package on his shoulders. of a hand.He turned his head and met a cold and beautiful face.

"Please allow me to say this, beautiful lady, we seem to have met somewhere, maybe it was in the previous life?" Okita Sougo immediately put on a cowboy's signature smile and held Enuo's hand in his palm.

Hey, we seem to have met, right?Can't be wrong, it always feels like deja vu?Sougo Okita suddenly felt a familiar feeling in his heart, and there was an instinctive feeling in the familiarity... He didn't know why, when he saw and felt the woman in front of him, he instinctively felt the danger.Well, pretty women are dangerous. ╮(╯▽╰)╭He spread his hands in relief.

The smile on Okita Sougo's lips deepened, he looked at the shining woman in front of him like a prey.Slowly, the woman approached him slowly, the arc of her beautiful lips was as clear as a spring, but she exuded an invisible seductive message. She leaned closer to Sougo's ear, and her beautiful voice was like a soothing and seductive serenade: "Follow me!" ,Toilet."

"Yoho Chixiang, you losers!! Sougo-sama is going to light the lights tonight~!!" Depressedly leaning against the corner, Tukata saw the proud expression on Sougo's face, and saw a tall and thin man standing side by side with him. So Hijikata guessed that Souwu's unprovoked self-confidence and unprovoked attitude of success came from the woman beside him.You kid, you are so lucky... right... Hijikata squeezed his eyes, and suddenly realized that the back of the woman who was approaching the toilet with Sougo was somewhat familiar.

"I'm going to be beaten to death... Quickly pretend to be a Saiyan, Toshi!!!" Gintoki no longer had the strength to lift his head from the glass coffee table, he looked weakly at the cracks on the table like a kaleidoscopic mirror, and saw Staring at the bright red in front of her eyes, she was in a daze.Yeah... it's his own blood, isn't it?If this continues... This street will definitely be cursed to death by that woman named Ye Shen! !Suddenly, the surroundings became abnormally quiet, and when he raised his eyes, he saw a luminous body that suddenly appeared in front of people.

"It's so dazzling!!!" Gintoki and Hijikata were blinded by the light.

For a moment, the surrounding air seemed to freeze.The women looked at the luminous creature, their heartbeats were either about to stop, or they were about to burst out of their throats.The man in front of him was tall and slender, with a straight brown suit; he had thin and pale cheeks, and his whole demeanor was cold and cold. His female-like phoenix eyes were slightly raised, and he had a suffocating fatal attraction to people.Those black eyes are like orchids soaked in dew in the dark night, cold, with a sense of mystery that is inaccessible.

"Why are you frowning, why don't you show your smile anymore, Your Highness the Princess." Finally, the man spoke elegantly, tenderly and melancholy.Everyone was fascinated by it, and their eyes fell on the hand that the man stretched out to Ye Shen.

this person!Yinshi and Hijikata looked at each other, if it was this person, it might be possible!They nodded fiercely at the same time, almost crying, thank you!They looked at the man who seemed to be born to be a cowherd again, and looked up at the luminous body with eyes like looking at the gods and saviors. At this time, the little ape picked up a bottle of Dongpeli and threw it at the man, "Hide away It's gone!!!" The two of Yinshi exclaimed! ! !

"Oh, this bottle of wine is very expensive, here it is." The man seemed not angry, showing a gentle smile unmoved, and handed the wine back to the little ape.

See tricks? ! "No, toshi, have you noticed? He's not just showing off his tricks, haven't you noticed? This man is getting closer to the customers by handing things to the little ape, and even a little bit closer to the whole world. The core of the incident—Ye Shen!" Could it be... could this person be the legendary... god of public relations? ! ! !

"Well, beautiful lady, I wonder if you would mind vacating a field for me, so that I have more opportunities to... get close to you?" After the man finished speaking, A Miao smiled unnaturally, stretched out her hand and pointed I wondered: "Are you talking to me?" When meeting the man's warm smile, A Miao made room for the man without saying a word. (Success!!)

The long night was finally passed safely without any danger. Ye Shen is neither the god of fortune nor the god of bad luck. The reason why she chose to come here for the second time is only because she fell in love with Kuangshirou.

"Hello." After the show was over, Yinshi looked at the sleeping man curled up in the corner of the sofa, with a slight curve on his lips.

"You knew from early on that Night God didn't come to bring bad luck, right?" He looked at Enuo and said.

Yinuo drank some wine for public relations, now she just wants to sleep on the sofa, tired and docile.After a while, she said softly: "She just wants to see him more." That's right, most of the admiration starts from the greedy desire to see him more, and then she thinks that she doesn't know what to do, and becomes more and more Become greedy, go deeper and deeper. "Reaper...I haven't seen Reaper for a long time."

"Ah, I really drank too much." But with her drinking capacity, she started talking nonsense after only drinking two glasses of Dong Peili, and she really couldn't bear to complain.Yinshi shook his head helplessly, helped up Yinuo and walked back.

The light reflected on the magnificent wall made everything more dreamy and unreal. In the crowd, two figures supporting each other were lost in it, from noisy to silent.

"You are quite talented in the profession of Cowherd."

"Do you want to die? We are public relations, and we are here to bring happiness to women... The Male Public Relations Department of Sakura High School."

"...you're talking nonsense again"

In this nightless street, everyone is cheering and clamoring, but no one notices. From the deepest part of the corridor, there is a roar of deep resentment: "Help me! Who will save me!! Damn it! The next time I see that woman, I will definitely hack her to death!!!”

"Boom, boom, boom," came the sound of viciously knocking on the door from the toilet.

The author has something to say: Don't get entangled in the sequence of the plot, don't delve into the textual research.