[Comprehensive] Unnatural Facial Paralysis

"Jiu Sheng Yinuo, you big idiot who doesn't keep his word! Idiot! Idiot!" The man's annoying vexatious troubles like flies have been going on for almost half an hour, and Yinuo looked at the big boy who was throwing pillows and rolling on the sofa speechlessly. boy.

"I really don't have time to play with you this time. The welcome banquet for the Zhensengumi will begin soon." Yinuo sighed softly, thinking "a man is only 30 years old, don't think he will grow up." The words seem to be quite true, ever since she told Sakata Yinshi that she was going out at night, this big man has been lying on the sofa all the time.Just as Yinuo was about to pick up the knife and leave, he was stopped by the black mushroom in his peripheral vision.

When she turned her head and confronted Yinshi, the corners of Yinuo's mouth trembled. She saw Yinshi squatting on the sofa hugging a pillow and winking at her pitifully: "We agreed to watch "The Peanut Dragon Next Door" together. ", we agreed to watch it together..." The invincible repeater mode was turned on again.

Yinuo lowered his head and clenched his fists, and veins began to appear on his temples: "I never promised that kind of thing, don't look at me with Dingchun's eyes!! I won't watch that low IQ movie..." Yinuo Before she could finish her sentence, she was discouraged in the middle of it. She clearly vowed not to look into Yinshi's eyes again, that look like Dingchun's... It's so cute.. Yinuo typed before he finished thinking. I shivered and stopped thinking.In the end, she was the one who compromised first: "I'm afraid of you, what do you want to eat and I'll bring it back for you?"

Hearing this, Yinshi immediately regained his spirits, and sat up "jumping" from the sofa, showing a flattering smile to Enuo like a loyal dog: "Natto rice barbecue strawberry milk millet wine chocolate parfait, ah yes! If you pass by the complaining house, please pack a ramen, and by the way, if you can add ice to the strawberry milk... ah, ah, ah, it hurts!" Before Yinshi finished speaking, he covered his face in pain, While rubbing his face, he picked up the "jump" on the ground and shouted to the door: "Damn you! You even smashed "jump" on Ah Yin's handsome face!"

When Yinuo came to the Zhensengumi, the banquet had just started. She wanted to choose a corner to spend the whole banquet quietly, but unexpectedly, the seats from the entrance to the inner hall were already full.She could only walk all the way in, and the further she went, the closer she was to the chief officer at the front. Finally, she stopped speechlessly in front of an empty seat.

"Hey, PR king, I thought you wouldn't show up." Sougo Okita, who was next to the empty seat, raised his head and greeted Ino and signaled her to sit down.

"Yesterday she was a 'weird woman' and today she has become a 'public relations king'..." Enuo was powerless to complain, and didn't want to be noticed, so he quickly sat next to Okita Sougo, and Enuo looked up to see Shirō Hijikata at the front, she couldn't help saying, "Brother Hijikata's face is really ugly."

"Yeah, yeah, those people are really stubborn." As soon as Enuo's voice fell, Kondo laughed haha, and the tone of his words when facing Ito made people feel a little flattering mean.

At this moment, Sougo next to Ino asked Kondo, "Kondo-san—what does stubbornness mean?"

"Little devil, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! This is a conversation between adults!" Kondo Isao scolded in embarrassment, and quickly squeezed a smile at Ito.

"So for the sake of progress! For this country! For Kondo-san! It's okay if I entrust this life to you! Let's work hard together! Brother Kondo!" Ito stood up and said in a high-pitched and passionate tone, very naturally Walked behind Kondo Hsun, then pressed his hands heavily on Kondo's shoulders.

Ito's little action made both Okita and Hijikata's hearts sink at the same time. That guy's attempt to overpower the director was fully exposed. Just when they were secretly unhappy, a noble and cold voice said lightly:

"Take your hand off the director's shoulder." After saying that, the noise of the banquet stopped abruptly, and the dead silence in the air made the atmosphere awkward.People's eyes fell between Jiusheng Ino and Ito Kamotaro. After they focused on Ito's hand on the director's shoulder, everyone began to whisper: "The presumptuous posture is so clear that even Kondo-san Don't take it seriously and think of the head of the government", "Senior Jiu Sheng is so upright"...

Before the people's speculation was over, Ino continued to say: "Director Kondo is an idiot, Mr. Ito will be infected with orangutan disease if he gets close." The sound made Kondo Hsun, who was stunned to the side just now, start to feel embarrassed, he curled up and drew circles on the spot with his chopsticks: "I hate it, Enuo, he is not an orangutan only because he has a lot of hair..."

Taking advantage of the laughter and commotion, Yinuo and Kondo Xun asked for instructions before leaving the table early and going home.

It was only then that Kataro Ito noticed the only woman in the Shinsengumi during the banquet. He raised his head and drank a glass of sake, then squinted his eyes and looked at the weak figure who silently disappeared outside the door, "Oh, that's amazing. It’s terrible, the only woman in the Shinsengumi is really a woman.”

"Haha, Ino, I'm ashamed to say that she was forced into the Shinsengumi by us." Kondo replied.He seemed to be in high spirits, and he kept laughing out loud, almost to the point of tears on several occasions.

Hearing Kondo Isao's words, Ito rubbed his chin with interest: "So it's involuntary to come here? That's because Director Kondo cherishes talents, so Jiusheng must be very powerful?"

"Where is it so powerful...it's a pervert." Kondo muttered in a low voice, thinking of the terrifying appearance of that woman when he usually trained the woman to swing a knife. What he said when facing the wall: "Didn't you tell me to practice?" Thinking of this, Kondo shivered like an electric current swept through his whole body, feeling that his whole body was not good.

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The return of Kataro Ito is like an unstoppable whirlwind, quietly changing something.Since the deputy head of the Shinsengumi has changed his sword, he has become cowardly and lazy, and he has broken more than a dozen rules of the game that he has set. Denounced, Hijikata Toshiro was quickly fired by the Shinsengumi.

"Hey Yinuo, I heard that guy was fired?" Yin Shi sat on the sofa and tilted his head to look at Yinuo.

"En." Enuo answered casually while flipping through the book, leaning half on the table.

"Tch, what's so cold. You, as a member of the Shinsengumi, shouldn't have that, ah...that kind of complex?" Gintoki leaned comfortably on the sofa, stretched his legs and spread his hands, and continued: "The dream of hacking and killing Edo with the deputy director and the director, the ambition to bring the bad guys to justice and save the world... Really, the deputy director who loved you once left you with such hatred, you shouldn't feel sorry Don’t worry, I’ve raised you for nothing!”

Yinuo gave a blank look in his heart, obviously it had nothing to do with him, but this guy said the same thing as if the abandoned guy was him, Sakata Gintoki.Yinuo decided to turn a blind eye to his tricks, glanced at him and said softly, "It has nothing to do with me." Suddenly, Yinuo stopped, and looked back at Yinshi suspiciously: "Did you meet Mr. Hijikata?"

"No." Yin Shi picked his nostrils and spread his hands.

"Did he tell you something?" Yinuo slightly raised his eyebrows, his eyes flashed with alertness.

"It's all gone!" Sakata Gintoki said impatiently.

There was the sound of the sliding door closing from the entrance, and Gintoki Sakata was the only one left in the room, lying down on the sofa, picking his nostrils and staring at the ceiling in a daze.

"Don't be that kind of fool to me!" After a while, a man's voice echoed in the quiet room.

Ino went straight to the backyard. She squatted down and teased the cat that came to her feet. "The cats here like you very much." She stood up and looked at Kataro Ito.

"Oh? Ms. Jiusheng, you are really a rare visitor." Ito's glasses reflected the light, and he waved his hand to make the person beside him step back, acting like a king.He stared at the person who came to him with a blank face and smiled at her: "I don't know what to do?"

"As you can see, I didn't come to the Shinsengumi voluntarily, so I always wanted to leave here. But with the current state of no position, even if I leave now, I will be cleaned up." After hesitantly speaking, his expression remained calm during the whole process.

Yinuo's expressionless face is what interests Yito. If there is not much expression, it is impossible to see what this person is thinking. However, if she is so clear, Yidong does not need to guess what is in her mind, and he has already understood. What does she mean:

Since Jiusheng Yinuo had not shown his position in the open and secret struggle between the Yidong faction and the Hijikata faction in the early stage, when Yidong launched a rebellion, he would definitely exclude Jiusheng Yinuo and would not take her to Wuzhou.But there is no such thing as neutrality in the world, it is either black or white, and after returning to Edo, Ito will wipe out all the remaining so-called neutrals.Oh, she is really a smart woman.

Ito smiled secretly and said to Ino: "Although I don't know how capable Jiu Shengsang is, you are welcome to help. I promise you will get out of the Shinsengumi safely after it is done."

"I can't wish for it." After Yinuo said, he turned and left, and the corner of his lips suddenly curled up the moment he turned around.

"Leave at dawn tomorrow, don't delay." Yadong said looking at her back.

After Yinuo said "I'm back", he went straight into his closet and fell asleep.This abnormal behavior of hers made Yinshi couldn't help leaning over, and Yinshi poked Yinuo's shoulder, "Hey, why did you go to bed so early? Are you sick? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

When Yinuo closed her eyes and turned her back to Yin, she mumbled, "The train tomorrow morning."

After Yinshi heard this, surprise flashed in his eyes, and then he drooped his eyelids and asked in a rambunctious manner, "The train?! What, are you finally leaving here? Oh, what an eye-opener, why not..."

"No. People from the Zhenxuan group are going to Wuzhou to recruit some more players." Enuo interrupted lightly.

"Will the orangutans go too?"

"Nonsense." Enuo replied impatiently, not planning to deal with money any longer.

"Hey, you..." Yin Shi looked at Enuo's back and stopped talking, but smiled inexplicably.

After half a minute of silence, accompanied by the sound of the closet sliding door closing, Yinuo heard Yinshi's voice getting farther and farther away: "Jiusheng Yinuo, you are really a traitor."

In the quiet room there was the sound of the sliding door gently opening and closing. She wandered barefoot in the darkness with ease. sad.

"It's so early, Yin." She stood against the light at the junction of light and shadow, looking at the generous back half bathed in the sun, she suddenly had the illusion of standing in the reflection of time, Yinuo couldn't help frowning slightly and stretched out her hand to block the The beam of light is getting brighter and brighter, the sky is getting brighter.

"Yo." Without looking back at Enuo, he suddenly got up and turned on the TV, "I drank too much strawberry milk, I can't sleep a little bit." Yin Shi finished speaking, Enuo didn't notice the nice curve of the corners of his mouth, This man, no matter how lame the lies and excuses are, they become so natural after he utters them.

"Hi, this is the anchor of Yuye, are you sleeping well? The following is the horoscope, let's start a beautiful journey of the day." Yin Shi on the screen said playfully, "You really believe in this kind of thing."

The TV went on to say: "People with long black hair, pupils, and sharp chins, especially beautiful women. The more beautiful they are, the more fierce your luck will be. Please be careful." Thinking of something, he added with a smile: "If all the audience friends meet these conditions and you happen to be a phoenix eye, then I suggest you hurry up and explain your funeral."

"Oh, oh, it looks like it's not suitable to travel today, why don't you get on that train, and pull that orangutan off by the way, he will get your bad luck and die on the train Maybe it's turned up." Yin Shi put down the expired milk in his hand, wiped his mouth, and smiled at Yinuo inexplicably.

"Dead?" Enuo said with a smile, as if he heard a funny joke, and then there was a trace of sadness in his heart for some reason.Before she left, she suddenly realized that Wanshiwu was like natto sticking to her body, and she was in constant contact with herself.

Why do you have such an idea?Probably because she suddenly found that there were too many things to talk about and too many things to worry about.So Yinuo couldn't help but said: "I made dinner in advance and put it in the refrigerator. Don't forget to take it out and eat it hot at night. Your blood sugar is on the verge of collapse, so you can't eat sweets, but there is sugar-free milk in the refrigerator. Eat it." Remember to serve it with red bean rice. Don’t overdo Kagura’s vinegar kelp, and don’t always make something for her when she suffers from insomnia at night, Shinpachi...”

"I know, I know, you're so wordy." Yin Shi impatiently rubbed his unkempt weed-like hair, but the corners of his lips curled up unconsciously when he lowered his head, "What a troublesome woman."

She chuckled, her figure was half-blinded in the sunlight, she couldn't see the outline clearly, she stared at the black mark on her left arm with her head down. "I'm going out." The voice as light as gossamer gradually disappeared outside the door accompanied by the flickering cold knife light.

Yin Shi leaned on the spot and didn't move, the glare of the sun made him lazily squint his eyes, this woman was really real, the way he swung the knife made him unable to see clearly.Sure enough, when he slowly raised his eyes, Yinshi saw two little ghosts who were already standing opposite him.

"Big sister with facial paralysis" Kagura's immature voice appeared behind Enuo, who stopped in her footsteps, but did not turn her head.She lowered her head and meditated on the spot for a while and said in a low voice: "Xinba, the change of clothes is in the second drawer of the bathroom. Don't forget to take out the clothes in the bucket to dry."

"I don't want it." Xinpachi's uncharacteristic refusal made Enuo quite surprised, but when she turned around, she met two sad faces. He opened his mouth and said, "I've become lazy. It's not easy for Wanshiwu to have a person like Yinuosang who manages everything very well. I don't want to be like before."

Shinpachi looked away casually and said, "So, I will keep the clothes there and wait for Enuosang to come back to dry." But found that Enuo had already turned around and left, leaving a heavy back for several people.

"Maybe I won't come back, your boss said I was a traitor." This was the last sentence Yinuo left when she disappeared in front of the three of them.

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The door of Yinuo's closet was opened, and the inside was cleaned up spotlessly, and the quilt was neatly folded, giving people a feeling that no one had ever lived here.

"Yin Sang qaq" Kagura looked up at Yinshi's side face, and there were dots of light flickering in his eye sockets.

"Ah, it's almost time for us to go," Gintoki replied leisurely, he gently closed the sliding door of the closet, leaving a gap, from the outside it looked as if someone was lying inside.

"Sister Songzi, a big traitor, has such a good thing and doesn't call the other people in Wanshiwu. It's too much, Alu!"

"Yes! Inuosang is really a traitor!!!"

"Yoxi! So you can't let Eno alone taste the sweetness, let'sparty!"

The author has something to say: Today, when I was smiling smugly at the few remaining chapters in the backstage archives, there were a few days when school started and I hadn’t done my homework yet.I suddenly found out that I was still or Emma, ​​this really fell from heaven to hell qaq