The serenity of the wind and clouds is like the world

Most of the monks in the world are disgusting.

Linghu Chong said it well, 'Once you meet a monk, you will lose every bet'.

You Ruo tugged on Duanlang's clothes: "So let's not go to the casino today!!"

"Huh?" Duanlang was puzzled.

So, when have they ever been to a place like a casino? ?

"Don't be dazed, come on."

Over there, Jiekong has already started to move, and here, You Ruo hastily pushed Duanlang out.

Jiekong uses split empty palms, and Duanlang uses swords in 22 moves.

Maybe it was because You Ruo gave Jie Kong too much stimulation just now, so now Jie Kong didn't even dare to look at You Ruo from the corner of his eyes.

This is exactly what You Ruo wants.

She crouched down holding the fire monkey and walked towards the small gate of the temple.

"Big sister, what are you doing here?"

You Ruo turned around and saw Jie Se smilingly pulling at the hem of her skirt.

The problem of rebooting is solved, but there is still a problem of rebooting.

"Little bald head." You Ruo stroked Jie Lu's head very gently, "Do you want to eat fists, or candy?"

Jie Lue glanced at his mouth: "I want to eat braised pork..."

You Ruo: ←←

“Sweet and sour pork ribs are also available!!”

"Or beggar chicken."

"How about, Eight Treasure Duck???"

You Ruo: →→

The little monk pouted and immediately looked at You Ruo with a disgusted look of 'you are so poor, how dare you come to the monk temple without meat'.

Hey, don't look at people like that.

What kind of meat do monks eat? Monks should not eat meat.

No normal person would bring meat to the Monk Temple, okay...

If there is, it is definitely here to smash the scene.

Jie Se bit his finger: "So, didn't you come here to mess things up?"

You Ruo: ←←

Ask what love is in the world, but one thing falls one thing.

You Ruo was so angry that the big monk died, but was blocked by the little monk to death.

She gritted her teeth: "You and your master are absolutely in true love." As she spoke, she took out the meat buns in her arms to the little monk: "I only have this, whether I like it or not."

The little monk took the bun with a look of disgust, took two bites, and his mouth was full of oil: "Master and I are not in true love, he doesn't even give me meat... By the way, don't you really have braised pork?"

You Ruo: -

She pressed the monkey in her arms to the little monk's face: "You have a monkey brain, do you want to eat it or not?"

"Squeak, squeak, squeak..."

The next moment, the little monk was scratched by the wild monkey and tore his clothes.

Well~ Now that Liang Zijie has grown up, You Ruo not only let his apprentice eat meat, but also made him break his lust ring!Molested a monkey (or was molested by a monkey???

In the other courtyard of the temple, there lived two grandparents.

The grandfather has a gray beard, and the granddaughter has pigtails.

There is no doubt that the old man with the gray beard is a clay bodhisattva, even though he is easy to look at.

"Nud Bodhisattva, we meet again!"

You Ruo stared at Grandpa.

After a long while, Grandpa looked at You Ruo, and made the sound of 'ahhh' from his mouth. He pointed to his ears with his finger, and shook his hand again.

It seems to be telling You Ruo that he can neither hear nor speak.

You Ruo just laughed.

What did Youruo come here for?

Killed the mud bodhisattva?of course not.

She has grown so big, she hasn't killed anyone yet!

She is such a gentle person, even with "peerless martial arts" and "Nie Fengbu Jingyun in hand", she will not kill people on the cliff←←

"Stop pretending, I know it's you. The world will be looking for you. You can't escape after all. I also know that you don't want to reveal the secrets. Since you don't want to reveal the secrets, and you can't escape my father's pursuit, then say Two lies, it's still okay!"

"Girl, do you see how I look like a clay bodhisattva?"

He stopped pretending to be dumb, but he didn't admit his identity after all.

You Ruo said: "Although the Yirong technique is difficult to learn, it's not like no one knows it. You are very knowledgeable and talented, Ni Bodhisattva. Although you can't say you are proficient, you must know a thing or two."

"Hehe..." The mud bodhisattva laughed twice, with vicissitudes in his voice.

He tore off the human skin mask from his face,

Under the mask, it was his true face.

It was a face intact.

"The clay bodhisattva's face is full of rotten sores, but I don't have any." He sighed, "Over the years, because of this face that resembles the clay bodhisattva, I have suffered so much. Wearing a human skin mask, I couldn't escape the disaster, there are always so many self-righteous people in this world..."

Youruo: "..."

You Ruo peed in fright.

Nima, there are really many people who look exactly the same in this world, Mingyue and Second Dream, Kong Ci and Ding Ning, Dugu Fang and that impostor, and now there are...

"Tsk tsk..." She complained, "Fortunately, I'm the only one here. If Duanlang sees this, won't you be scared?"

She touched her neck

Ah~ I feel uncomfortable in my neck again, what should I do?

"Amitabha." He clasped his hands together: "It's good for the girl to understand the truth."

You Ruo rolled her eyes: "Isn't what I acted just now very similar!"

Clay Bodhisattva: "..."

You Ruo said: "Actually, the clay bodhisattva doesn't have sores on his face at all."

"But there are rumors in the world that the mud bodhisattva has sores on his face because he leaked too many secrets..." He was a little anxious: "Everyone in the world knows about it."

"Oh……"

You Ruo let out a breath, looking a little listless: "What are the rumors in the world, how much do you think is true?"

"Rumors in the rivers and lakes also say that I am all over the country, beautiful like a flower, strong in martial arts, and extremely filial. I think among the many rumors in the rivers and lakes, only the above are true!"

Clay Bodhisattva: "..."

You Ruo winked at him sincerely.

Clay Bodhisattva: "..."

Damn it's annoying, can you be a little more shameless.

"What the girl said is that the rumors in the world may not be true, but no one can prove that it is false..."

You Ruo continued, "Except for those who spread rumors..."

Clay Bodhisattva: "..." So, actually, it can't be...

"That's right, that's what you think, please look at my sincere eyes." You Ruo said: "The rumor is that I took a walk, and even the fire monkey was raised by me at the beginning, but it was released after it was matured. It's just a few days for you to catch him back and push the boat along the way..."

"Squeak, squeak, squeak..."

"Look at what a spiritual monkey! Who else can raise it except me."

So Youruo said to Jiekong that she is the "owner of the owner" is absolutely right, isn't she the owner of the owner~

Facing the silent clay bodhisattva, You Ruo felt a little embarrassed.

"Well, you don't know that Miss Tianxiahui loves storytelling most all her life."

"Don't you know?? It's no wonder that Emma is so ignorant that you were tricked by me."

"Well~ don't look at me like this~ I just want you to tell a lie in front of my father~! I don't want you to die... But then again, don't take it too easy, even if you lie Talking won’t kill you, but talking nonsense will definitely kill you??”

After a long-term agreement between the two, the Ni Bodhisattva finally agreed to You Ruo to go to Xiong Ba's place to 'talk nonsense'.

Words like 'Nie Feng, Bu Jingyun' will never be mentioned in the language, and even these words cannot be mentioned.

For example, 'The weather is really nice today, the breeze is blowing, and there is no cloud in the sky~'

Even that doesn't work!In front of the leader of the Tianxia Huixiong Baxiong, all winds and clouds are sins.

If you don't mention Fengyun, probably the following things will not happen.

After all, from You Ruo's point of view, everything was actually done by Xiong Papa himself. If he didn't kill the two of them cleanly, he wouldn't be so worried in the end.

So in the near future, there will be the following prophecy

"Nine heavens dragon chant shocking changes, success is like waves, defeat is like waves..."

←←

Damn this thing, dare to be more unreliable.

Regarding this prophecy, Wen Chouchou thought hard: "The rambunctious waves, if you are like... oh my god..."

He has already been kicked out by Xiong Ba, with his face facing the ground.

You are the fucking slutty waves, you Ruo Ruo——

This cliff is revenge, the revenge of the clay bodhisattva, it is—retribution—revenge...

From now on, there will be another rumor in the rivers and lakes: The eldest lady of Tianxiahui is beautiful, talented, and unrestrained ←← Sincerely invite capable people to date in the West Wing, watch the wind, the clouds, and the waves~