The serenity of the wind and clouds is like the world

Before the age of seven, Yu Chuchu always thought that she was born by her father, and after the age of seven, she never saw her mother.

She touched her braid, and said suspiciously: "You Ruo, you must have seen something unclean!"

Saying this made You Ruo feel horrified.

Miss Tianxiahui is not afraid of anything, will she tell others that she is afraid of ghosts...

You Ruo turned her head: "Duanlang, you said I couldn't have bumped into a ghost, right? I'm most afraid of ghosts, what should I do?"

Damn couldn't be more honest.

Duanlang frowned, and the corners of his mouth slightly curved: "In the end, only those who can't be human will become ghosts. Since we are not even afraid of humans, what is there to be afraid of ghosts? Don't be afraid, those who pretend to be gods and tricks have nothing to be afraid of..."

Youruo: "..."

It sounds reasonable...

But it just sounds like it, if you look into it, it's completely illogical to say that if you go around it, don't you get it back again! !

You Ruo blinked, so Duan Lang, what exactly are you trying to express?

Yu Chuchu pouted: "Duanlang, you mean that there are no ghosts at all, and there are only people pretending to be ghosts?"

Duanlang said to Youruo: "Whether you are a human or a ghost, I will protect you." Long ago, Duanlang promised Youruo in this way.

Yu Chuchu walked back and forth: "Who would come to our small place? It's really strange."

You Ruo pursed her lips, her smile reached the corners of her eyes, her heart was soft, but she said proudly: "You must protect me too, after all we live in the same room tonight, don't we?"

She said: "Duanlang, if you want to take advantage of me, you have to pay a price, right?"

This really made Duan Lang dumbfounded.

He nodded and agreed with You Ruo, "You are right!"

But I don't know what kind of advantage he can take tonight~

"Hey, are you listening to me?"

Youruo and Duanlang turned their heads at the same time, and saw Yu Chuchu's arms akimbo in the shape of a teapot.

Youruo: "..."

Duanlang: "..."

Yu Chuchu stared: "Don't pretend that I don't exist, okay?"

So righteous or something.

So Chuchu, don't disturb the young couple's relationship in an open and honest manner, okay?I can't get married for a lifetime.

"Actually, Chuchu, I always thought your name was quite familiar before, but I couldn't figure out why, do you know why?" You Ruo asked.

Yu Chuchu looked at You Ruo as if she was looking at two hundred and five, she was really angry.

"You don't even know why I know." It was getting more and more fierce.

You Ruo said, "There is a man in our family, his name is Wen Chou Chou, and it rhymes with your name..."

"You must have been lovers in your previous life..."

"Maybe we can be together again in this life..."

Yu Chuchu: ←←

She said: "I won't marry a eunuch." It's still the same righteous words, justified...

Wait, when did Wen Chouchou become a eunuch?

You Ruo blinked, deeply expressing her confusion.

"Don't think that I don't know because I'm a small family. There are rumors in the world that Wen Chou is neither male nor female just because he holds a sword manual to ward off evil. If he wants to practice this skill, he must first go to the palace..."

You Ruo: ...

Hahahahaha Forgive her eldest lady for her life of dissolute love and nonsense.

←←

In other words, it turns out that those unreliable rumors are really believed by some people!

When You Ruo and Duan Lang returned to the room, it was past Xu time.

Well, you can wash up and sleep.

The room was very clean, but Yu Chuchu only prepared a quilt for them.

"Ah!~ I never thought that Chuchu's family is so poor. It's fine if there is only one room, but there is only one quilt..."

Duanlang touched his nose, but didn't speak.

It's really not that he asked Yu Chuchu to do it.

He swears.

"Otherwise, I won't cover the quilt." Duanlang said.

"What do you mean by 'Either'?" You Ruo squinted at Duanlang: "In this case, of course you have no choice but to not cover yourself with the quilt."

After extinguishing the candles and lying on the ground, Duanlang expressed his regret.

Stealing chickens will not lose rice.

The cool wind slapped against the window and rattled, and after about a while, Duanlang turned over, and he really couldn't sleep.

Although she has been with You Ruo all these years, this is the first time she has sex with You Ruo!

He sat on the ground and looked at You Ruo on the bed, but found that You Ruo was not normal.

She slept very restlessly, muttering in her mouth, twisting the quilt with both hands.

"Youruo, Youruo..." Duanlang called twice, but didn't wake Youruo up, then increased the volume, and patted Youruo's cheek with his left hand.

"It's hot..."

You Ruo was sweating all over, and her temples were slightly damp.

The broken waves lit the candles, and the dim light illuminated the house.

There was a noise on the roof, Duanlang was vigilant, raised his head and frowned: "Who is it?"

In an instant, someone turned over from the window and entered.

It was an old woman over half a century old, with her back bent, standing in the shadow of the room, and she couldn't really see her face clearly.

Duan Lang subconsciously said: "Why did You Ruo become like this? Is it your good deed?"

The old woman smiled proudly: "Yes."

Fuck, I shamelessly admitted it.

The old woman said: "It's not in vain that I followed you all the way from Tianxiahui to Jiangling, and then to this wilderness."

Duanlang frowned, his eyes wandered outside the door.

Although Yu Chuchu has no strength to restrain a chicken, his father is a good one.

The old woman seemed to have guessed what Duanlang was thinking: "It's useless, I put medicine in the food of the father and daughter long ago, and they won't wake up until tomorrow."

Duanlang snorted coldly: "Do you think that I alone can't kill you?"

"Yes, yes, old lady, I am old, so I am no match for you. If not, there is no need to prescribe medicine..."

Fuck, I shamelessly admitted it again.

Duanlang looked at You Ruo.

Her cheeks were flushed and her nosebleed had begun.

The old woman smiled "hehe" and said, "Don't you like this doll and want to have a good relationship with her? But this doll is so vicious, I think she can't be at your mercy, the old woman also wants to help you..."

Having said that, Duanlang realized that You Ruo's symptoms were indeed like taking an aphrodisiac.

So the bowl I drank before was actually not poison, but an aphrodisiac? ?

It's insane.

The situation is really urgent.

The old woman said: "Young man, you can move faster. If you slow down, the baby will bleed to death from all seven orifices."

She persuasively said: "You are not harming her, but saving her."

Well~ In fact, after taking aphrodisiac｜medication, you don’t have to have intercourse｜no...it’s intercourse, you just need to let the other party vent...whether male or female cough cough...

but……

Duanlang stared at the old woman: "What are you still doing here?"

The old woman smiled and said: "How can I say that I am also your matchmaker, old lady. If I don't watch your bridal chamber, how can I rest assured~"

Fuck the snake spirit! ! ! ! ! !