101 Uses for the Invisible Man

On this day, Luo Mu felt his neck was heavy.Luo Mu didn't care about this small problem, his body would not be overwhelmed by a little pain.But after a long time, he felt that there might be something wrong with his body. He felt that something was wriggling on his back, and occasionally he felt itchy and uncomfortable on his face.

When he inexplicably sneezed for the tenth time today, Liu Wanshan who was standing next door finally spoke. He looked at his little friend worriedly and asked, "Luo Mu, do you have a cold?"

Luo Mu rubbed his nose, feeling that there was something fluffy in front of him.Hearing Liu Wanshan's words, Luo Mu was stunned for a moment, and then said bluntly and seriously: "No."

Liu Wanshan rubbed his hands and said, "It's so cold and you sneeze so much, you must be catching a cold."

Luo Mu shrugged his shoulders and felt something on his shoulders bouncing along with his movements, but he didn't care, but turned to answer Liu Wanshan's question seriously: "A Bao said that people like me don't catch colds."

Liu Wanshan was curious: "Please enlighten me?"

Luo Mu stretched out his hand to grab in the air, but he couldn't catch anything, so Luo Mu gave up fighting against the furry unknown object, and turned his head to answer Liu Wanshan's question with concentration: "A Bao said that the mind is simple and the limbs are simple. Well-developed people don't catch colds."

Liu Wanshan: "..."

At this moment, there was a sound of the wheels of a carriage rolling in front of the palace gate. This was a well-decorated carriage. The fabric on the carriage was excellent, and there were beautiful patterns carved on it. This was the carriage of General Shen's family.Little General Shen is the youngest son of the Shen family. He has been good at literature and martial arts since he was a child. He followed his father to fight in the battlefield at a young age. If he returns home, it is said that it is for marriage.

Little General Shen has a great reputation. It is rumored that although he is a man, he looks like a fairy. Ordinary people will feel weak when they see it. Some people ridiculed that he did not defeat those famous generals with force, but with beauty. From enemy to friend to captive.The current Holy Majesty also favors this little general, since he returned to Beijing, he has been frequently introduced to the palace.

It's just that Luo Mu has been guarding the gate for many days, but he has never seen the true face of the little general.

The gate of the palace was quickly opened, and Luo Mu and Liu Wanshan were stationed on both sides, bowing their heads slightly to let the carriage pass by to show their respect.However, everything went smoothly at first, but when the carriage drove to Luo Mu, a sneer suddenly came out of nowhere: "Pfft!"

The carriage stopped in front of Luo Mu, and the driver in front shouted angrily: "You..."

However, before he could utter a word, a wonderful voice came from the carriage.The voice was cold, a little deep, but not hoarse, with a sense of slow laziness, "Ah San."

With such a simple sound, the man named Ah San shrank his head, went back to continue driving, but before that, he still gave Luo Mu a hard look.Luo Mu felt very puzzled. After the carriage left, he was still thinking in confusion—why was he angry?

After seeing the carriage disappear, Liu Wanshan on the side clutched his chest and gasped, "Oh, I'm scared to death, Luo Mu, why are you laughing so hard? Although the little general is kind, he came out of the battlefield after all, what do you want?" Be careful."

Luo Mu: "I didn't laugh."

Then after thinking about it, he added: "He can't beat me, don't worry."

Liu Wanshan: "...Do you want me to praise you for being amazing?"

Luo Mu pursed his lips and smiled embarrassingly: "Thank you for the compliment, but I'm actually not particularly good."

Liu Wanshan was completely speechless: "How heartless are you?"

Luo Mu thought for a while, and replied very seriously: "A Bao said that I was born without a mind, and that's how it was when I was born in a mother's womb. But no one will tell me how much I'm missing."

The corner of Liu Wanshan's mouth twitched violently, and he didn't want to talk to him anymore.

Suddenly, Luo Mu felt his shoulders vibrate all the time, as if there was an extra piece pressing on top of his head, and that thing still knocked hard.At the same time, something was stuck on his forehead.So Luo Mu thought about it, and suddenly shook his head vigorously, and immediately felt refreshed all over, but he was a little regretful that the warmth around his neck was also shaken off, and the cold wind blew in from the neckline again.

Liu Wanshan was embarrassed and asked, "What are you doing?"

Luo Mu said confusedly: "Hmm...it seems to be covered with lice." Just when he finished saying this, he suddenly felt his calf itch, as if he had been bitten by some insect.

……

Where Luo Mu and the others couldn't see, a child was getting up from the ground in a panic.The snow was so thick on the ground that the child didn't make any noise when he fell from a height, and it didn't even hurt much.The child was obviously the one who climbed on Luo Mu's body invisibly before, and he sat on Luo Mu's shoulders before falling off, baring his teeth and claws for joy.

It was obviously this kid who sneered at Little General Shen before.

The child didn't care about tidying his clothes, so he glared at Luo Mu angrily. After hearing Luo Mu compare him to a louse, he finally lost his temper and walked over and kicked him.The child knew the keenness of martial arts practitioners well, so he kicked and ran away quickly to avoid being caught.

Therefore, the child who ran away did not hear what Luo Mu said later.After the child ran away, Luo Mu said in a daze, "My legs are itchy, I may have really attracted insects."

Liu Wanshan on the side noticed a series of small footprints on the side with sharp eyes.Liu Wanshan's heart rose in an instant, but he was relieved when he found that the set of footprints had left the direction.

Then, the careful Liu Wanshan guessed what the bug might be.I heard that the seventh son of the emperor has a strange personality and is ruthless. He loves to cause trouble and bully others.Whenever he doesn't like it, he likes to torture the other person, or poison people to death without anyone noticing.Presumably that seven demon sons went out to play in the palace, and suddenly saw that Luo Mu was not pleasing to the wood, so he came to beat him up, right?

Liu Wanshan suddenly felt that Luo Mu's lack of heart and eyes was quite good. At least he could treat being played by the demon as if he was bitten by a bug as if nothing had happened. If it were an ordinary person, he would have been scared to tears, and then kowtowed and knelt down. I begged to let go.The most famous one is Yaozi's opera prime minister, the well-known prime minister Wang was beaten by Yaozi to the point of crying and returning home.

So, Liu Wanshan patted his little friend on the shoulder with emotion, and sighed: "The ignorant are fearless!"

The little friend blinked and said, "I can tell, you're scolding me."

Liu Wanshan felt guilty, but still denied it: "No way!"

Luo Mu: "You just called me stupid!"

Liu Wanshan: "..."

—I really don’t know whether this piece of wood is stupid or smart.

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