101 Uses for the Invisible Man

After waking up from the afternoon nap, Luo Mu felt in a daze.He looked up at the overcast, cloud-covered sky outside the window, and thought for a moment that he had fallen asleep for another few years.He was not surprised that he could sleep again for a few years, because now he always felt lazy and tired, and he didn't want to wake up at all.

Because it makes no difference whether he is awake or asleep, he has nothing to do, so he might as well continue to sleep.

But now that he woke up, Luo Mu would not deliberately let himself continue to sleep.He smelled a faint fragrance in his room, which was very refreshing, and it was this fragrance that woke him up from sleep.However, Luo Mu looked in the room for a long time, but he couldn't find where the fragrance came from.

Luo Mu got out of bed and went to the well to get a basin of water to wash his face, but when he got there, he found a bucket of steaming water beside the well.Luo Mu was stunned for a moment, thinking that this might be what Xi'er Shao came to use, so he bypassed the bucket of water, put the bucket into the well to make a pot, and then washed his face.

Luo Mu had just finished washing his face when there were noisy footsteps at the door, and then a eunuch led a large group of people and directly pushed the door in.The eunuch looked around the yard expressionlessly, and found that the place was poor and simple. He Eunuch He came, but there was only such a person standing there stupidly, refusing to greet him, which made Eunuch He feel very shameless.

So Eunuch He shouted: "The imperial decree has arrived!"

However, 10 minutes later, a gust of wind blew by, and Luo Mu was still the only one staring at him.

Eunuch He frowned, and was about to explode, but remembered that the Luo family was a small family, and there might not be many people, so he didn't care about it.He just gave Luo Mu a sideways look, and then unfolded the imperial decree arrogantly, but when he was about to read it out, the eunuch He, who was standing upright, sprained his left foot and fell face-to-face on the ground.

Luo Mu: "..."

——I don’t know why there is a feeling of déjà vu.

Eunuch He's face was bruised and purple for a while, then he gave Luo Mu a final look, and angrily got up from the ground.However, he just straightened his waist, and before he had time to stand up from the ground, his spine suddenly went numb, and he gnawed a mouthful of dirt with his face on the ground again.At this moment, the people behind Eunuch He became nervous, and one of the guards in green clothes stepped forward to support Eunuch He, and asked nervously, "Eunuch He, are you alright?"

This time, Eunuch He finally got up from the ground with the help of the guards. He didn't want to show any expressions of pain this time, so he directly unfolded the imperial decree and read it expressionlessly: "Fengtian Chengyun... the eldest son of the Luo family is very skilled in martial arts, Talented and knowledgeable, resourceful and resourceful... Luo Mu is now appointed as the fourth-rank bodyguard, and he will enter the palace to face the saint, and I respect this."

Luo Mu: "..."

Luo Mu thought about it very seriously, and then humbly asked for advice: "The emperor is wrong, it should be my younger brother Luo Bao, right?" Are you sure it's not a mistake?

Eunuch He frowned, and looked at Luo Mu coldly: "Bold, how dare you question the emperor!" It's just a small guard who dared to question him in front of him.

Luo Mu said: "Don't dare."

Eunuch He sneered, opened his mouth and was about to say something, but found that a small object rushed into his throat when he opened his mouth, and then his throat went numb, then blocked, and he babbled with his mouth open But nothing came out.His eyes widened, and he coughed vigorously with his hands pinching his throat, but he couldn't get the thing out.

Luo Mu felt uncomfortable looking at it, so he said to the blue-clothed guard, "Pat him on the back, maybe he choked on his own saliva."

——This father-in-law is really funny.

The guard in blue: "..."

This farce finally ended with Eunuch He's eyes turning white and he passed out. After sending Eunuch He away, Luo Mu followed the guards in Tsing Yi and the others into the palace.Although it has been two or three years, for Luo Mu it was just a time of closing and opening his eyes, so he didn't feel much strangeness about meeting the emperor.

After all, it feels like he just entered the palace the day before yesterday to ask the emperor to ask Yunlong to scatter.

So when Luo Mu saw the skinny Emperor Cheng Xuan, he was surprised.Because in Luo Mu's impression, Emperor Chengxuan should still be the tall, strong, majestic and domineering emperor who dominates the world.This sick man with a pale face and slightly protruding cheekbones...Even if Luo Mu knew that the emperor was seriously ill, he still couldn't help being surprised.

Emperor Chengxuan coughed a few times, then looked at Luo Mu and said slowly: "I haven't seen you for three years, I'm already seriously ill in bed, but Luo's guard hasn't changed at all."

Luo Mu: "..."

- I don't know what to say.

The hall was extremely quiet, and the small incense burner beside it was burning quietly.Luo Mu looked at Emperor Cheng Xuan, who was thin and out of shape, but still looked handsome, and said, "Your Majesty, don't worry, terminal illnesses like my brother's can be cured. I think a minor illness like your Majesty's will be cured soon." .”

Emperor Chengxuan suddenly hooked his lips into a smile, and said, "Oh? The meaning of what the Luo guard said is that you are willing to return the Yunlong in your hand to me?"

Luo Mu: "..."

Luo Mu recalled very seriously, and felt that his words had nothing to do with what Emperor Cheng Xuan said.However, Yunlongsan seemed useless in his hands now, so he thought about it and said, "Yes."

Emperor Chengxuan was stunned for a moment, his eyebrows softened a little, but his face changed in the next second, and he snorted coldly: "Why should Guard Luo put on an air, I already know that you have eaten Yunlong."

Luo Mu blinked, startled: "Who ate it?"

Emperor Cheng Xuan looked at Luo Mu's expression carefully, and suddenly changed the subject: "I called you into the palace to tell you one thing - the Western Kingdom is destroyed."

Luo Mu was silent for a long time, and then said dully: "Congratulations, Your Majesty?"

Emperor Chengxuan's complexion improved for some reason, especially when an eunuch came in and whispered something, Emperor Chengxuan's spirit seemed to rise a lot, and the gleam in his eyes also increased a little.He looked at Luo Mu, and said lightly: "You go back first, and continue to be on duty in the palace in the future."

He has a job again?

Luo Mu nodded and left in a good mood.

After Luo Mu left, Emperor Chengxuan's expression paused, and then a little blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.He opened his clothes, and when the eunuch next to him saw it, he immediately exclaimed nervously: "Your majesty, your..." A court lady came over holding a bronze mirror. Emperor Chengxuan glanced briefly and found that there was an extra lump on his neck The circle is blue and purple, as if it was pinched by someone.

Emperor Cheng Xuan knocked over the bronze mirror with one hand, and covered half of his face with the other: "Hahahahahaha..."

The author has something to say: _(:з)∠)_ Sure enough, it is prone to problems after a few years, and I will repair it when I have time.

ps: Because I have to take the exam and find a job, I feel depressed, so this article is usually updated qaq every other day