101 Uses for the Invisible Man

Luo Mu finally returned home.

It's just that home is not the kind of candlelight flickering he imagined, where the whole room is warmly waiting for his return.The house was pitch black and silent.Xi'er, who would run out when she heard some movement, was obviously not at home this time. After walking around the yard alone, Luo Mu walked to the door of his younger brother's room.He knocked on the door lightly: "A Bao, are you asleep?" No one answered inside.

Luo Mu was stunned, wondering where his younger brother went so late.

Luo Mu knocked on the door again and said, "A Bao, I'm back."

Still no one answered.

Luo Mu looked at the door, then turned and went out.After standing in the yard for a while, he felt a little hungry.He experienced a lot of things today, he was not in the mood to make food by himself for a while, but he couldn't find anything that could be eaten immediately in the kitchen.When Luo Mu was considering whether to go out to eat, he saw a blue-green parrot fly to him, landed on his shoulder, spread its wings and shouted hoarsely: "I'm sorry."

Luo Mu was stunned for a moment, then touched the parrot and said, "Idiot."

This parrot is very smart, and immediately learned: "Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!"

Luo Mu looked at the sky, and suddenly said to himself: "Suddenly I want to eat the drunk crab from Yipinlou."

The parrot immediately learned the words: "I want to eat drunk crabs! Drunk crabs, drunk crabs, drunk crabs!" After a few happy calls, it suddenly spread its wings and rushed to the sky, disappearing into the night.Luo Mu blinked, and didn't feel strange about the situation at all, but said lightly: "I haven't finished yet, I still want to eat the Buddha Jumping Wall in Chunmanlou, the roast duck in the west building, and the meat buns at the gate of the academy." ...But it's too late now, these shops should be closed."

After sighing, Luo Mu turned around and took his clothes to take a shower.He's been in prison for a day, so he must be dirty by now.Luo Mu walked very simply, but suffered from the two hidden guards squatting on the tree in the distance.The two hidden guards were a man and a woman. The male guard had a disbelieving expression on his face, and said, "Did he find us?" This is because he discovered them, the hidden guards, and found that they would satisfy his request unconditionally, so he said that right!It must be like this! ?

The female dark guard said indifferently: "Maybe."

The male dark guard was shocked for a while, and then said: "He ordered one hundred and eight dishes just now, right? There are one hundred and eight dishes!? Yes! Even if there are no... then it must be one hundred dishes. It's terrible, did he torture us on purpose?"

Female hidden guard: "I don't know if he tortured us on purpose, but I know that if we don't prepare, the master will definitely torture us when he comes back."

Male dark guard: "..."

Male dark guard: "... Where is Your Highness?"

The female dark guard said indifferently: "Squat in the sky prison."

Male dark guard: "..."

So, after Luo Mu came out of the shower, he found that the table in his room was covered with all kinds of delicacies. He took a rough look and found that they were all the dishes he just mentioned casually.Although he didn't find it strange, Luo Mu still paused, and said softly: "Thank you." But... Luo Mu looked at the big table and sighed that he must not be able to finish it.

As soon as Luo Mu finished eating, there was some movement at the door, and then Luo Bao walked in from the outside.

Luo Bao: "..."

Luo Mu: "..."

Luo Mu didn't know why the two of them stared at each other silently, but he always felt that the atmosphere was a bit strange, and it seemed that it was not suitable to speak.They stared at each other silently for a long time, but it was Luo Bao who spoke first.He smiled slightly, showing the faint smile in the past, and said softly: "Brother, you are finally back!"

Luo Mu looked at him and said, "Luo Bao."

Luo Bao accepted the title with a smile on his face, without feeling disgusted or uncomfortable at all, instead he complained a little: "Brother, you are a little cold today."

Luo Mu: "..."

Luo Mu looked at Luo Bao who was acting the same as usual, and for a while he couldn't figure out what he was thinking.When Luo Mu hadn't decided what to say, Luo Bao sat down very naturally, and then looked at the delicious food on the table and said happily: "Brother came out of the sky prison, I should treat him to eat." Big meal. But I didn't expect my brother to come out before I worked hard, so I didn't have time to prepare the big meal... I'm really sorry."

Luo Mu said, "It doesn't matter."

The atmosphere became inexplicably quiet. Luo Mu looked at Luo Bao, packed the sauce of the drunken crab on the table in a box, and said, "I suddenly remembered to send food to my savior, Bao you Go to sleep, I'll be back soon."

Luo Bao responded obediently: "Okay."

Luo Mu's feet paused, but he didn't stay for a long time, turned around and went out.Along the way, he became inexplicably worried about the Daqing Kingdom—he, a prisoner who was imprisoned in the sky prison, came out and went in so easily.And the people in the prison were wiped out so easily... He couldn't remember any country in the history books he had read that was so unreliable.Liu Wanshan was not on duty at the gate of the palace at night, so Luo Mu finally did not get stopped at the gate, but directly entered the palace and came to the prison.

This process is really too easy.

Therefore, when Gong Xiyao saw Luo Mu in the sky prison, he found that the other party's expression was a little strange.Gong Xiyao was startled and jumped up: "Someone bullied you!?" Could it be that someone bullied Luo Mu while he was away?

Luo Mu: "...I just think this palace is very free."

——Freedom is a bit too much.

Gong Xiyao looked at him firmly and said, "Then do you like it?"

Luo Mu: "General."

Gong Xiyao fixed his eyes on the box in Luo Mu's hand, unable to move away: "Is this... for me?"

Luo Mu gave him the food box and said, "Yes."

Gong Xiyao was instantly elated. He held the food box carefully, then looked at Luo Mu with sparkling eyes, and said, "I, I, I, I will definitely keep it well!" This was given to him by Luo Mu. The second thing is up!

Luo Mu: "..."

Luo Mu looked at him and said, "In fact, eating it in the stomach is the best way to preserve it."

Gong Xiyao obediently opened the food box immediately, then grabbed a crab with its shell, bit it up and swallowed it.After eating for a while, Gong Xiyao noticed Luo Mu's surprised eyes, he stopped the movement of his hands, and then said casually with a cold face: "I like to eat crabs with their shells."

"...I don't doubt that you will have this preference at all."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Gong Xiyao quickly dealt with the drunk crab, then moved to Luo Mu's side, and asked indifferently with a nonchalant attitude: "Are you unhappy?" Luo Mu's brows were slightly lower than usual, and the corners of his mouth were evenly curved. His eyes were a little more indifferent than before, and his manner of speaking was also a little different - it can be judged that Luo Mu's emotions must have fluctuated a little.

Luo Mu suddenly asked: "Why didn't you agree to be my younger brother?"

"Because I'm not your younger brother." He is going to be Luo Mu's man!After Gong Xiyao answered, he came to his senses: "Do you still remember that incident?" Luo Mu's memory didn't seem to be very good, but he didn't expect to remember this trivial incident a few years ago.Is it because it has something to do with him, so Luo Mu remembers it very clearly?Knowing that this is impossible, Gong Xiyao is still very happy to make up his mind.

Luo Mu: "I know the current Luo Bao is not my younger brother."

Gong Xiyao: "!"

"I've always known that."

Gong Xiyao looked at Luo Mu firmly, and listened carefully to what he said.However, Luo Mu stopped talking after only these two sentences, and instead jumped back to the original topic, saying, "Well, I'm not happy."

Gong Xiyao didn't chase after Luo Mu to ask about Luo Bao, but jumped back obediently following Luo Mu's train of thought, looked at him bluntly, and asked, "Why aren't you happy?"

With a smile in his eyes, Luo Mu said blankly: "I also brought soy sauce and vinegar - I don't like to waste."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Gong Xiyao understood in seconds, he drank the bowl of soy sauce, then swallowed the small dish of vinegar without hesitation, wiped his mouth and said, "I've eaten it all!" As soon as he finished speaking, Suddenly felt a little warmth in the corner of the mouth - Luo Mu's face was magnified countless times.

Luo Mu...kissed him!

Gong Xiyao looked at Luo Mu dully, unable to speak: "You you you you... I, I, I..."

Luo Mu said calmly: "You didn't wipe it clean, soy sauce is on the corner of your mouth."

When Gong Xiyao heard this, he put the bowl of soy sauce in his hand on his face without hesitation.

Luo Mu: "..."

— This guy forgot to take his medicine again.

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