101 Uses for the Invisible Man

"I heard every word of your conversation with Xuanyuan," Luo Mu said.

Hearing this, Gong Xiyao's face instantly turned pale, and he stared at Luo Mu in a daze.Luo Mu heard?Luo Mu heard it all, so... so what?Gong Xiyao realized that there was nothing wrong with his conversation with Xuanyuan, why did he panic! ?

So Gong Xiyao's complexion quickly eased, and he said lightly: "It's just talking about some homework."

Luo Mu: "..."

——The conversation between you two big men is really interesting.

Although his heart was full of embarrassment, Luo Mu still put on a sad expression (?) on his face, and said slowly: "So in your eyes, it is a common thing for me to recognize a younger brother casually. ?”

Gong Xiyao: "Of course not!"

Luo Mu: "But that's what you meant just now."

Gong Xiyao: "...I was wrong just now, I was discussing some important matters with Xuanyuan!"

Luo Mu said coldly: "I hate liars."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Gong Xiyao was stunned for a long time, and then he looked at Luo Mu anxiously, and said sincerely and guiltily, "I'm sorry, I swear I will never lie to you again."

Luo Mu raised his brows and asked back: "Really?"

Gong Xiyao: "It's absolutely true."

Luo Mu stared at Gong Xiyao for a long time, decided to try him out, and asked, "Why do you like me?"

Gong Xiyao opened his mouth and replied, "You are the first person in the world to be nice to me."

Luo Mu: "..."

——I have no impression at all.

Gong Xiyao saw that Luo Mu didn't believe it, so he hurriedly explained in detail: "It's true! It's absolutely true! Because of my background, everyone regards me as a monster and ghost, and fears me...Only you can wash and cook for me (?), telling me bedtime stories, worrying about my illness..."

Luo Mu asked calmly, "Are you sure you're talking about me?" This story made my teeth ache.

Gong Xiyao couldn't believe it: "You don't even remember!?"

Luo Mu: "Uh...you know, my memory is not very good."

Gong Xiyao looked at Luo Mu with heavy eyes, and asked, "Do you remember our first meeting?"

Luo Mu: "Of course, in the Demon Palace."

"No!" Gong Xiyao retorted, "It was under the big tree on the East Street, you took me for a dryad!"

Luo Mu: "Huh? Is there such a thing?"

Gong Xiyao: "..."

——My heart is broken into pieces.

Luo Mu looked at Gong Xiyao's pitiful look, so he decided to return to the original topic: "What do you and Xuanyuan mean?" What are you guys trying to make trouble about?

Gong Xiyao, who had been hit hard by the blow, looked a little languid, and he said with no love in his life: "It doesn't mean anything." Ah, I really want to just disappear in the world like this.

Luo Mu: "..."

— seems to have overdone it.

So, not knowing if it was out of guilt, Luo Mu stretched out his hand and gently patted Gong Xiyao's head, and said, "Okay, I'll invite a matchmaker."

Gong Xiyao's mood brightened immediately, he looked up at Luo Mu and said, "Really?"

Rom nodded.

Gong Xiyao smiled happily: "Mu Mu, you're so kind! I'll help you find someone right now."

Luo Mu shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I want to save money now."

Gong Xiyao: "?"

Luo Mu frowned in distress, and said, "My previous salary was used to buy medicine for my younger brother, so I probably can't afford a matchmaker with the money I have now, so..."

Gong Xiyao reacted quickly, took out an ingot of gold and said, "I haven't given you this month's salary yet."

Luo Mu: "The emperor ordered me three taels of silver."

Gongxi Yaobaba looked at Luo Mu, and said: "You are on duty in my demon palace, I should give you some rewards... I have always forgotten to give you some rewards, but now I just got together, you wait for me to give you some rewards now." Order someone to bring you a load of gold."

Luo Mu: "..."

Gong Xiyao didn't understand why Luo Mu suddenly fell silent, but after staring at Luo Mu for a while, he suddenly understood - he really wasn't throwing money at Luo Mu, he was Luo Mu's man anyway, his The things are naturally Luo Mu's things, and his money is Luo Mu's money, and he can spend whatever he wants.But he went back and thought about what he said just now, and felt that it was really abusive.

Therefore, Gong Xiyao hurriedly remedied: "I know a matchmaker, she is very good and experienced. The lover I love the most will eventually get married, and she is willing to propose marriage for the lover for free..."

Luo Mu shook his head, with regret on his face: "It's a pity, we don't meet the standards."

Gong Xiyao was at a loss: "Why?"

Luo Mu sighed, "We don't have lovers."

"...Then why do we want to get married?"

Luo Mu opened his eyes slightly, and said, "Isn't it because you have been crying and want to get married?"

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Luo Mu blinked, looking at Gong Xiyao's expression with confusion: "Did I remember wrong, you didn't cry?"

Gong Xiyao heheed twice, exuding a tragic black energy from his body, and said unrequitedly: "You remember correctly, of course I cried, I cried so badly that I begged to get married."

Luo Mu shook his head, looked at Gong Xiyao, with a disappointed look on his face, and said, "It's obviously not the case, why do you admit...Your Highness, is it really interesting to deceive me?"

Gong Xiyao couldn't understand Luo Mu at all, and he was so dizzy after chanting Luo Mu, he was worried: "I didn't lie to you...Although I didn't cry and beg you to marry me at the time, but I really did later. Some cried."

Luo Mu: "That's not what I said."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Luo Mu said: "You are so stupid, didn't we two get married by order?"

"Hahahahahahaha!" Just when Gong Xiyao was about to collapse, there was a sudden burst of laughter from the door.Luo Mu turned his head and saw Xuanyuan walked in at some point, leaning against the door and looking at them with a smile on his face.Seeing that Luo Mu found him, Xuanyuan didn't feel embarrassed or embarrassed, instead he smiled and said, "Brother, you are really not gentle at all."

Luo Mu: "Why did you come in?"

Xuanyuan shrugged and said: "I called you for a long time and you didn't come out, so I had to come over and ask you to eat. But I didn't expect that such a big scene is going on here. If I had known that brother and sister-in-law If you are flirting, then I will definitely not bother you—after all, I am a gentle and kind brother."

Luo Mu: "Brother?"

Xuanyuan smiled openly: "Brother, have you finally admitted that I am your younger brother?"

Luo Mujing stood for a while, then took the initiative to reach out and stroke Xuanyuan's hair, and said, "It's as long as you are happy."

Xuanyuan looked at Luo Mu speechlessly, and said, "Brother..." Obviously he had experienced the bad taste of being coaxed into saying 'you're happy', but he used this sentence again in a blink of an eye.But forget it, he is a gentle and kind brother now, so he doesn't care about his elder brother.

After being quiet for a while, Xuanyuan took the initiative to say: "I won't bother you, but lunch is already ready, come out quickly after you are done loving each other, otherwise it will be bad if the food is cold." After finishing speaking, if he has Looking at Gong Xiyao thoughtfully, he said, "My brother's cooking skills are not very good, I hope my sister-in-law can complement each other."

When there are outsiders, Gong Xiyao is very calm, he glanced at Xuanyuan lightly, and said: "I know it."

It was not Xuanyuan who attacked first, but Luo Mu.After Luo Mu heard Gong Xiyao's words, he was taken aback for a while, then turned his head to look at him and said seriously: "You know it? Then help me have a child after we get married."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Gong Xiyao blushed, and said with difficulty: "This... I really don't know how to do it."

"But you just said you can do everything."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Luo Mu shook his head again, and said, "You really always lie like this."

Seeing this scene, Xuanyuan, who was leaning on the side, laughed until tears came out: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

……

After finishing his lunch, Luo Mu realized belatedly that he had tormented Gong Xiyao again.When Luo Mu walked into the kitchen, he saw Gong Xiyao who was washing the dishes with a rag in one hand and a bowl in the other.Gong Xiyao was wearing brocade clothes, he folded his sleeves indifferently, and then struggled with the pile of dirty bowls in the basin, when he heard the movement, he raised his head, and saw Luo Mu.

Luo Mu seemed to be in a good mood, and there was a touch of tenderness between his brows.

Gong Xiyao was in a daze, and the bowl in his hand accidentally slipped from his hand to the ground, making a crisp sound.Gong Xiyao glanced at the crumbled bowl on the ground, then turned his head indifferently and continued to stare at Luo Mu in a daze——ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!Luo Mu like this made him feel super emotional!I really want to throw Luo Mu on the bed right now.

Luo Mu looked at Gong Xiyao quietly, and said, "You smashed a bowl."

Gong Xiyao said proudly, "I'll get ten back when the time comes."

Luo Mu looked at the fragments on the ground and narrowed his eyes slightly: "But this is my favorite bowl."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Gong Xiyao's face turned red instantly, and he looked at Luo Mu with red eyes, he hesitated for a long time but still didn't speak.Looking at Gong Xiyao like this, Luo Mu felt that he was overplaying. In fact, he didn't really want to bully Gong Xiyao or tease him. He just told the truth naturally, but he didn't know why he was talking about him. It got worse.

Luo Mu frowned, he felt that he was really strange now.

"You you can eat me."

Luo Mu: "...what?"

The corners of Gong Xiyao's eyes were red, and he stammered: "I, I mean...meaning that you can eat with me."

A gust of cool wind blew into the kitchen, and Luo Mu shivered coldly.His eyes were weird. I looked at Gong Xiyao, and I couldn't recover for a while. "You... you better go buy a bowl for me and come back." Luo Mu retreated in defeat, he didn't like this kind of conversation that obviously contained some kind of information.He is not as thick-skinned as His Royal Highness, so he really can't talk.

There was a strange quiet atmosphere in the room, Luo Mu looked at Gong Xiyao who was dazed, and decisively changed the subject: "You don't need to pay attention to Xuanyuan's matter."

Gong Xiyao was still immersed in some kind of impossible delusion. After hearing Luo Mu's words, he stayed for a long time before he reluctantly answered: "I don't care about Xuanyuan..." Then he remembered the relationship between Luo Mu and Xuanyuan. He hurriedly changed his words: "I mean Xuanyuan is such a big person, I don't need to meddle in other people's business."

Luo Mu suddenly jumped to another topic: "Mr. An was designed by you to get away."

Gong Xiyao felt cold.

Luo Mu looked at Gong Xiyao's expression, and said clearly, "Xi'er has been bribed by you."

Gong Xiyao licked his lips, his face was calm, but his heart trembled a little.

Luo Mu sighed, and stated lightly: "Looking at you like this, the medicine for Xuanyuan's obsession was also given by you."

Gong Xiyao's face was pale.

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