Teacher Xiaoshan's love, love

?Mr. Xiaoshan is always Mr. Xiaoshan, Ouyang Zilan is lying at the door of the study depressed.

"Teacher, let's go out and play for a while."

"..."

"Mr. Xiaoshan, let's go out and play for a while."

"Husband, let's go out and play for a while."

pat!

Ouyang Zilan: "..." Why did I follow such a heartless man? QAQ.

so boring.Ouyang Zilan looked left and right, everywhere was extravagant and jealous.Lying at the window watching the streets with people coming and going, strange scenes, strange people.

It's still good at home.By the way, I haven't finished my homework yet. QQ

Just as he was brewing his emotions, he heard the doorbell. When he opened it, he found a very beautiful golden retriever with a delicate face and a slender body, which could be compared with Xu Xiangmo.

"Holle" greeted politely.

"Hello, is Xiaoshan there?" Very standard Chinese.

"He's in the study." Ouyang Zilan breathed a sigh of relief, it was the first time he was talking to a foreigner, so nervous.

"Tell him, the golden retriever is here to find him."

"... Oh." It's really a golden retriever.

Ouyang Zilan ran to the study and knocked on the door: "Teacher, the golden retriever is looking for you."

"do not know."

Ouyang Zilan replied: "The teacher said he didn't know you."

"Teacher? Is he a teacher now?"

"He said he didn't know you." Repeated.

"Don't know? How is it possible. I'm his boyfriend!"

"what?!"

"Why are you so surprised?"

"I'm his boyfriend!"

"Ah? Aren't you his student?"

"Who said that students can't be boyfriends! Go, go, go out!" Boom!

"Hey Hey hey!!!"

what what what? ! ! !That stinky golden retriever actually said he was Teacher Xiao Shan's boyfriend? !

Ouyang Zilan's mood cannot be described as shock.

"Teacher, open the door, open the door!"

"You playboy! Promiscuous man! Shameless man! Lied to my feelings!"

Teacher Xiaoshan was scolded for no reason, and the face after opening the door was as black as coal: "What the hell are you doing?"

"Do it? I didn't do it, and I don't know who did it."

"What's the matter with your yin and yang?" Teacher Xiaoshan thought for a while, golden retriever?I seem to have heard it somewhere, oh, now that I think about it, my friend who was here before said, "Where's that guy?"

"Let's go!" Seeing the teacher walk to the door, Ouyang Zilan became anxious, "Teacher, don't you want to rekindle your old relationship? Woohoo, don't abandon me, I have nothing left."

The golden retriever was squatting pitifully at the door, and when he heard the door open, his two beautiful eyes were watery, which was so pitiful. Ouyang Zilan suddenly felt a sense of crisis, and the aura of the main room was fully opened, "Why are you still here?"

"He came to look for Xiao Shanshan."

I vomit.

"Mr. Xiaoshan, you see how disgusting he is, you can't like him."

"Not as disgusting as you." Teacher Xiaoshan let people in, "Go make tea."

"Oh." Ouyang Zilan almost crushed his teacup seeing the golden retriever's frightened look.

"drink!"

"Did you invite guests to drink tea like this? It's rude!"

"You don't need that kind of thing."

Teacher Xiaoshan: "If you make trouble again, get out."

Golden Retriever: "Okay, okay, don't bully your little dear."

"Don't be disgusting."

"You are really annoying. I haven't seen you for several years. You didn't contact me when you came back. If Xiaowen hadn't told him, he would have kept it in the dark."

"When did you have sex with that girl?"

"Hate it, people prefer to be fucked."

Ouyang Zilan's goosebumps rose like never before.

It turned out that Jin Mao opened a gay bar. He heard that Xiao Shan was coming, and he happened to have an event the day after tomorrow, so he came to invite him.

"You really did, you scared me." As soon as the crisis was resolved, Ouyang Zilan immediately called him a brother.

"It's disgusting, don't call him brother, you should call him sister~ sister~."

"Why didn't you get beaten to death by your father?"

"It's disgusting, I broke three ribs back then."

"Does it hurt?"

"It hurts, but it's all better now, but it's firm, and no position can bother me."

Well, the scar forgets the pain.

Originally, Ouyang Zilan alone was noisy enough, but now a golden retriever came, and the roof was almost toppled over.Teacher Xiaoshan sat in the study, his thoughts were completely disrupted.So grumpy.

"Shut up for me!"

The howling of ghosts and wolves finally stopped, leaving only the deafening music.

"Turn off." commanded.

The music was turned off.

I saw Mr. Xiaoshan entering the study again.Ouyang Zilan curled her lips, "It's really domineering, you can't even play around with it."

The golden retriever agreed, "That's it!"

……

Ouyang Zilan: "It's so boring."

Golden Retriever: "It's so boring."

"Don't you have a bar?"

"The ones who go are all second-class products, or they are just small ones, ah, why is there no one that is slower." Lie, "It's so lonely...Hey, lend me the hill."

"roll!"

This man is simply shameless.

Also very shameless.

"Why did your mother give birth to you?" Ouyang Zilan thought about it, frowning.It's such a waste to be so handsome, it's a pity to think about it.

"Can you stop attacking me personally? Be careful and I'll sue you."

"Sue me, sue me, can you stop acting like a sissy? Still swaying! Damn, why are you so handsome, protruding!"

The golden retriever opened his mouth and was speechless for a long time, and finally took this sentence as a compliment: "Thank you."

"Thank you! Ah, I'm going crazy!"

Teacher Xiaoshan couldn't bear it anymore: "Golden Retriever, go back to me!"

"Why!" piercingly.

"His only advantage is his clever mind. With you, I'm afraid he will lose even this advantage."

"Is he smart? Why can't I see it?"

"If he doesn't stay with you, he will naturally be smart. So please get out consciously." Open the door.

"So ruthless." The golden retriever rolled away pitifully.

Ouyang Zilan, who watched all this, looked at Teacher Xiaoshan in fear: "Teacher, I'm really afraid that one day you abandon me and I will end up in such a miserable end."

"He has a husband, so he doesn't need me to do extra things."

"Ah?" Ouyang Zilan was dumbfounded, "Didn't he say that there is no man who is more manly?"

"It's because his man is too MAN that he imagines that there are no manly men in this world."

Ouyang Zilan: "..." No matter how I think about it, the golden retriever is so pitiful =_=.

So sick and cute, hehe. ?