The system helps me fall in love [rebirth]
Chapter 1 [Stupid roe deer host and Marysu system]
[Silly roe deer host and Marysu system]
Tang Qiancheng is lying on the hospital bed at the moment.
Two hours ago, he was still dealing with the blind date introduced by his boss in the restaurant. Of course, there was no doubt that the ending ended with the girl slapping the table and leaving.
Anyway, Tang Qiancheng was used to this kind of thing for a long time, and he didn't even blink his eyes.
To put it bluntly, if the girl didn't give him a face today, but treated him with a pleasant face, he would suspect that there was something wrong with her mind, or else, she had run into a ghost.
It's not that Tang Qiancheng wants his blind date to go bad. On the contrary, as an older single dog who is nearly thirty years old, he is still very anxious about his relationship status.It's just that after so long of blind dates, he has no hope at all, completely, and fundamentally that he can find a partner in his lifetime.
To be honest, Tang Qiancheng is not ugly, he can even be said to be good-looking, and he is the department head of a listed company. He doesn't smoke or drink. Girls who come to him on a blind date will respond to the blind date with behaviors such as "slapping the table and leaving", "sneering and not saying a word".
In the final analysis, Tang Qiancheng believes that it has a lot to do with his own reasons.
After all, who would like their blind date to always answer themselves with monosyllables such as "oh", "um", "ah" or even a string of ellipses.
It's good not to scold him.
In fact, it's not that Tang Qiancheng pretended to be cold, but that when he met all the people who might become love objects, he would immediately become a language barrier and be speechless, very cowardly.
And to be honest, for things like finding a partner... he actually rejects it in his heart.
Want to fall in love but don't want to find a partner, Comrade Tang Qiancheng, who has been professionally single for 30 years, is also entangled endlessly.
For so many years, no matter whether it is a girlfriend or a boyfriend, he sometimes even doubts whether he is actually more interested in dogs...
"Little Tang, did you piss off the girl again today? Tell me about you, tell me how many times you are?! If this continues, how can I introduce you... .”
It didn't take long for the leader to call. He dealt with it in a casual manner, but his mind was on the design table to be made today, so when someone shouted in front of him, he was completely dazed. up.
"Get out of the way, the ropes are loose and these boxes are about to fall!"
After he came to his senses, he started to run away with the crowd.
It turned out that he was busy making phone calls and thinking about things just now, but he didn't know when he came to a construction site, and the yelling just now was from the workers at a high place.
After waiting for a long time, none of the things that were said to fall just now fell, and it was estimated that it was all right. The onlookers heaved a sigh of relief, and they all walked back. Tang Qiancheng looked at the place he had just passed, and told the truth He hasn't realized what happened until now, and suddenly he was a little curious, and he walked back to see what happened...
Back to what was mentioned at the beginning, Tang Qiancheng was lying on the hospital bed.
In this world, there is an animal called roe deer.And most people are more inclined to call it - silly roe deer.
Why call it a silly roe deer?Because stupid roe deer are stupid.
This is not a joke. It is said that when the stupid roe deer is being chased by the hunter, it will keep running, and when it gets rid of the hunter, it will return to the original place to see what happened just now, because with the IQ of the roe deer, I couldn't understand it at that moment.
Tang Qiancheng now felt that he was a stupid roe deer.
Things in the world are just so coincidental, um...or bloody.At that time, when Tang Qiancheng returned, the container that had not been dropped just happened to fall, and he didn't even have time to escape, so he died on the spot.
It's like a plot in a bloody novel, only the most bloody author can come up with such a bloody way to die!
But that's not the point anymore, the point is the current situation... It stands to reason that he should be dead, but now he can hear the conversations of the nurses around him outside the ward, and even heard Mr. Hu's voice on the phone with him just now, and the doctor's clear words of "take care of the funeral".
So... what's the situation now?Out of body?Don't you want to be so supernatural!
Tang Qiancheng himself has always been a non-ghost believer, but now... he is suddenly a little scared.
"Are you afraid?" A soft voice suddenly sounded.
Tang Qiancheng was shocked, and subconsciously wanted to look around, but he suddenly remembered that he didn't know what it was like in his current state. Although he could see the pictures in the whole room, they should be intangible, "Look around "He seems unable to do this difficult movement...
"Don't look, I'm talking to you in your sea of consciousness now, you can't see me." The voice seemed to know what he was thinking, and said softly as before.
Tang Qiancheng was a little scared at first, but when he thought that he didn't even have an entity now, he was probably just a lonely ghost.The most frightening voice is that of ghosts. Since they are all ghosts, why should he be afraid.
Thinking of this, Tang Qiancheng felt relieved.
"Who are you? Can you tell me what's going on now." Tang Qiancheng was not too touched by the fact that he was "dead", probably because he was still able to think normally and even communicate with this unknown person. Because of who's voice is speaking, he doesn't have a deep understanding of the concept of death.What he wants to know most now is what is going on with all this, and who is this person who claims to be talking to him in his own sea of consciousness.
"My name is Sisi Paliqi Lan Zibingyue Xuan Meier Goodrich Alice Ding Frost, and I am a love system code-named gx3560." The other party seemed to have no intention of hiding it from him.
Tang Qiancheng: "..." The name is very distinctive.
"I said Sisi...Sisi...Si..." "Sisi Paliqi Lan Zibingyue Xuan Meier Goodrich Alice Ding Shuang." The other party answered the words gently.
"Okay," Tang Qiancheng didn't take the name to heart, "What do you mean by the system...?" He keenly noticed an incomprehensible word in the other party's words just now.
"I am the gx3560 Love System. In short, it is a system that helps the selected host find a love partner and fall in love until the relationship is established."
Tang Qiancheng seemed to understand: "Then what do you mean...you have found me now, and I am your chosen host?"
"That's right." The system seemed satisfied with his intelligence.
That's right, your sister!
"Do I look like someone who needs someone to help me find a relationship?"
"It's very similar." Mr. System is very sincere.
Oh shit.
If it wasn't for not knowing where it was, Tang Qiancheng would have wanted to slap this guy who didn't know how to be tactful at all.
"And I've already calculated that you are the host who needs me the most and is the most suitable host for me, because your desire for love is the strongest among all the people I have investigated." It was another magical make-up, Tang Qiancheng said He suffered 10000 points of damage.
So it means that without you, I will live alone, right...
Well I can't argue with that.
"Then what's the situation now? If I understand correctly, I should be dead, right? The current situation should only be temporary. How can you bind me... um,?" Tang Qiancheng thought about it Use words.
"That's no problem. What I bound is your soul body. Now your soul body has not dissipated because of me. As long as you agree to sign the contract now, I can help you find a body that suits you right away. "The tone of the system was very cheerful. Tang Qiancheng could imagine the joyful expression on his face if this was a person. "So, do you want to sign a contract with me?"
The last sentence seemed to carry a hint of delusion.
Tang Qiancheng was a little surprised, because what the system said just now, if you understand it, it is the so-called rebirth... Does such a heaven-defying thing really exist?
But after thinking about it, my current state and the existence of this so-called system are unreasonable...
After a long silence, Tang Qiancheng let out a long breath: "What should I do."
Even if this self-proclaimed system guy didn't say anything like "help you fall in love", he wants to take a gamble just because it can make him reborn in another way.
Besides, besides this path, does he have any other choice now?
Tang Qiancheng has been alone all this time, his parents both passed away in a car accident more than ten years ago, so now he has nothing to worry about.
"Just tell me if you agree or not."
"I...agree." In the end, he still said these two words.
"System code - gx3560, bound person - Tang Qiancheng. User level: Level 600; gifted initial points: 600; current points: [-]. The data entry has been completed, the binding has been completed, I wish you a happy use."
......
"Is this the end?" After waiting for a long time, the imaginary "feeling of being reborn" did not appear, and Tang Qiancheng felt that he was still a lonely soul.
"Sorry, I was too excited just now and forgot to turn on the teleportation function." Mr. System said very calmly in that soft and cute voice.
"..."
Tang Qiancheng suddenly began to think about whether he did something wrong by agreeing to be bound to this seemingly unreliable system...
Sure enough, it would be better to be his dead body quietly, right?
He could vaguely foresee that his life would be completely rewritten from this moment on.
【Bless you for getting out of the order】
Tang Qiancheng is lying on the hospital bed at the moment.
Two hours ago, he was still dealing with the blind date introduced by his boss in the restaurant. Of course, there was no doubt that the ending ended with the girl slapping the table and leaving.
Anyway, Tang Qiancheng was used to this kind of thing for a long time, and he didn't even blink his eyes.
To put it bluntly, if the girl didn't give him a face today, but treated him with a pleasant face, he would suspect that there was something wrong with her mind, or else, she had run into a ghost.
It's not that Tang Qiancheng wants his blind date to go bad. On the contrary, as an older single dog who is nearly thirty years old, he is still very anxious about his relationship status.It's just that after so long of blind dates, he has no hope at all, completely, and fundamentally that he can find a partner in his lifetime.
To be honest, Tang Qiancheng is not ugly, he can even be said to be good-looking, and he is the department head of a listed company. He doesn't smoke or drink. Girls who come to him on a blind date will respond to the blind date with behaviors such as "slapping the table and leaving", "sneering and not saying a word".
In the final analysis, Tang Qiancheng believes that it has a lot to do with his own reasons.
After all, who would like their blind date to always answer themselves with monosyllables such as "oh", "um", "ah" or even a string of ellipses.
It's good not to scold him.
In fact, it's not that Tang Qiancheng pretended to be cold, but that when he met all the people who might become love objects, he would immediately become a language barrier and be speechless, very cowardly.
And to be honest, for things like finding a partner... he actually rejects it in his heart.
Want to fall in love but don't want to find a partner, Comrade Tang Qiancheng, who has been professionally single for 30 years, is also entangled endlessly.
For so many years, no matter whether it is a girlfriend or a boyfriend, he sometimes even doubts whether he is actually more interested in dogs...
"Little Tang, did you piss off the girl again today? Tell me about you, tell me how many times you are?! If this continues, how can I introduce you... .”
It didn't take long for the leader to call. He dealt with it in a casual manner, but his mind was on the design table to be made today, so when someone shouted in front of him, he was completely dazed. up.
"Get out of the way, the ropes are loose and these boxes are about to fall!"
After he came to his senses, he started to run away with the crowd.
It turned out that he was busy making phone calls and thinking about things just now, but he didn't know when he came to a construction site, and the yelling just now was from the workers at a high place.
After waiting for a long time, none of the things that were said to fall just now fell, and it was estimated that it was all right. The onlookers heaved a sigh of relief, and they all walked back. Tang Qiancheng looked at the place he had just passed, and told the truth He hasn't realized what happened until now, and suddenly he was a little curious, and he walked back to see what happened...
Back to what was mentioned at the beginning, Tang Qiancheng was lying on the hospital bed.
In this world, there is an animal called roe deer.And most people are more inclined to call it - silly roe deer.
Why call it a silly roe deer?Because stupid roe deer are stupid.
This is not a joke. It is said that when the stupid roe deer is being chased by the hunter, it will keep running, and when it gets rid of the hunter, it will return to the original place to see what happened just now, because with the IQ of the roe deer, I couldn't understand it at that moment.
Tang Qiancheng now felt that he was a stupid roe deer.
Things in the world are just so coincidental, um...or bloody.At that time, when Tang Qiancheng returned, the container that had not been dropped just happened to fall, and he didn't even have time to escape, so he died on the spot.
It's like a plot in a bloody novel, only the most bloody author can come up with such a bloody way to die!
But that's not the point anymore, the point is the current situation... It stands to reason that he should be dead, but now he can hear the conversations of the nurses around him outside the ward, and even heard Mr. Hu's voice on the phone with him just now, and the doctor's clear words of "take care of the funeral".
So... what's the situation now?Out of body?Don't you want to be so supernatural!
Tang Qiancheng himself has always been a non-ghost believer, but now... he is suddenly a little scared.
"Are you afraid?" A soft voice suddenly sounded.
Tang Qiancheng was shocked, and subconsciously wanted to look around, but he suddenly remembered that he didn't know what it was like in his current state. Although he could see the pictures in the whole room, they should be intangible, "Look around "He seems unable to do this difficult movement...
"Don't look, I'm talking to you in your sea of consciousness now, you can't see me." The voice seemed to know what he was thinking, and said softly as before.
Tang Qiancheng was a little scared at first, but when he thought that he didn't even have an entity now, he was probably just a lonely ghost.The most frightening voice is that of ghosts. Since they are all ghosts, why should he be afraid.
Thinking of this, Tang Qiancheng felt relieved.
"Who are you? Can you tell me what's going on now." Tang Qiancheng was not too touched by the fact that he was "dead", probably because he was still able to think normally and even communicate with this unknown person. Because of who's voice is speaking, he doesn't have a deep understanding of the concept of death.What he wants to know most now is what is going on with all this, and who is this person who claims to be talking to him in his own sea of consciousness.
"My name is Sisi Paliqi Lan Zibingyue Xuan Meier Goodrich Alice Ding Frost, and I am a love system code-named gx3560." The other party seemed to have no intention of hiding it from him.
Tang Qiancheng: "..." The name is very distinctive.
"I said Sisi...Sisi...Si..." "Sisi Paliqi Lan Zibingyue Xuan Meier Goodrich Alice Ding Shuang." The other party answered the words gently.
"Okay," Tang Qiancheng didn't take the name to heart, "What do you mean by the system...?" He keenly noticed an incomprehensible word in the other party's words just now.
"I am the gx3560 Love System. In short, it is a system that helps the selected host find a love partner and fall in love until the relationship is established."
Tang Qiancheng seemed to understand: "Then what do you mean...you have found me now, and I am your chosen host?"
"That's right." The system seemed satisfied with his intelligence.
That's right, your sister!
"Do I look like someone who needs someone to help me find a relationship?"
"It's very similar." Mr. System is very sincere.
Oh shit.
If it wasn't for not knowing where it was, Tang Qiancheng would have wanted to slap this guy who didn't know how to be tactful at all.
"And I've already calculated that you are the host who needs me the most and is the most suitable host for me, because your desire for love is the strongest among all the people I have investigated." It was another magical make-up, Tang Qiancheng said He suffered 10000 points of damage.
So it means that without you, I will live alone, right...
Well I can't argue with that.
"Then what's the situation now? If I understand correctly, I should be dead, right? The current situation should only be temporary. How can you bind me... um,?" Tang Qiancheng thought about it Use words.
"That's no problem. What I bound is your soul body. Now your soul body has not dissipated because of me. As long as you agree to sign the contract now, I can help you find a body that suits you right away. "The tone of the system was very cheerful. Tang Qiancheng could imagine the joyful expression on his face if this was a person. "So, do you want to sign a contract with me?"
The last sentence seemed to carry a hint of delusion.
Tang Qiancheng was a little surprised, because what the system said just now, if you understand it, it is the so-called rebirth... Does such a heaven-defying thing really exist?
But after thinking about it, my current state and the existence of this so-called system are unreasonable...
After a long silence, Tang Qiancheng let out a long breath: "What should I do."
Even if this self-proclaimed system guy didn't say anything like "help you fall in love", he wants to take a gamble just because it can make him reborn in another way.
Besides, besides this path, does he have any other choice now?
Tang Qiancheng has been alone all this time, his parents both passed away in a car accident more than ten years ago, so now he has nothing to worry about.
"Just tell me if you agree or not."
"I...agree." In the end, he still said these two words.
"System code - gx3560, bound person - Tang Qiancheng. User level: Level 600; gifted initial points: 600; current points: [-]. The data entry has been completed, the binding has been completed, I wish you a happy use."
......
"Is this the end?" After waiting for a long time, the imaginary "feeling of being reborn" did not appear, and Tang Qiancheng felt that he was still a lonely soul.
"Sorry, I was too excited just now and forgot to turn on the teleportation function." Mr. System said very calmly in that soft and cute voice.
"..."
Tang Qiancheng suddenly began to think about whether he did something wrong by agreeing to be bound to this seemingly unreliable system...
Sure enough, it would be better to be his dead body quietly, right?
He could vaguely foresee that his life would be completely rewritten from this moment on.
【Bless you for getting out of the order】
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