little ancestors in modern times

After a good night's sleep, the little ancestor was woken up by Yan Jiabao's human alarm clock.

Opening his misty eyes, closing them feebly and opening them again, the little ancestor woke up a little bit, quickly got up his body, and raised his hand to look at the children's mobile phone watch that he hadn't taken off before going to bed.

Hang up, Mo Mo still hung up the phone.

The little ancestor lay back on the bed in despair.

Yan Jiabao was confused by this series of actions, especially the action of the little ancestor raising his hand to look. His heart trembled. He still didn't forget this after sleeping. He secretly got the number last night. It was a spur of the moment. Feeling, he is sober, that is called a regret.

Yan Jiabao asked sadly, "Little ancestor, you didn't call Dandan last night while I was out, did you?"

Asked by Yan Jiabao, the little ancestor's still hazy eyes flashed with panic, his little head was spinning quickly, and then the little ancestor decided to tell a little lie, "No, you can hear me, the little ancestor should be reserved."

Hearing the little ancestor said no, his expression was not so pessimistic, and he echoed: "Yes, our little ancestor is reserved."

"Well, the little ancestor is reserved." The little ancestor smiled happily. Where Yan Jiabao couldn't see, a bright brilliance flashed in his nimble eyes, which was very cute.

As if remembering something, the little ancestor said seriously with a stern face: "Mo Mo".

"What, ink what ink?"

"Mo Mo, Eggy is not called Eggy, Eggy is called Mo Mo", before Eggy couldn't speak, the little ancestor gave it a vivid and appropriate name. It turns out that Eggy has a name, but Eggy used to be Can't speak, can't tell him.

"What, Mo Mo", Yan Jiabao stood up as if his butt was burned, and asked tentatively, "Little ancestor, didn't you call your balls last night, let me explain to you for a long time, big brother Mo It really can't be your balls, why did you just change your mind after sleeping."

The little ancestor was stopped by the question, and he blinked his big watery eyes in a daze, his fleshy cheeks flushed slightly, and he was a little at a loss.

If you don't tell Dede, he had a phone call with Momo last night, and it was Momo who told him the name.

The little ancestor who was stared at by Yan Jiabao for a long time finally lowered his head, "Well, the little ancestor is not a good boy, the little ancestor lied just now, the little ancestor couldn't help calling Momo secretly last night, Momo himself Said".

If you tell a lie, you need to use multiple lies to cover it up. The little ancestor is still young, and his knowledge is obviously very shallow, so he is not suitable for such profound and brain-intensive things as lying.

"what!"

After Yan Jiabao exclaimed, he turned around the room in a panic, "Little ancestor, you really got through to that number, and Mr. Mo really answered the phone, little ancestor, tell me what you guys talked about, No, tell me quickly, what boss Mo said on the phone."

dying!Yan Jiabao only had these three words left in his mind.

The little ancestor couldn't understand Yan Jiabao's mood at the moment, he held his chin in his hands and thought for a while, and firmly said two words "no".

"Why not?" Yan Jiabao paused.

Without hesitation, the little ancestor said: "This is the secret between me and Mo Mo."

Well, that's right, the secret between him and Mo Mo, the little ancestor grinned like a kitten, so cute.

Yan Jiabao's fragile heart was hit [-] times in an instant. His little ancestor had a secret, but it wasn't with him.

"Okay, let's go to eat, and go find Mo Mo to play after we eat."

The little ancestor turned over and got out of bed, trotted into the bathroom, stepped on the small stool, and started to wash up with some clumsy movements.

Yan Jiabao outside the door felt as if the surrounding air had been evacuated, and he had no air for a moment. Of course, he was definitely not dead, and his heart was still beating.

The four words "Look for Momo" kept floating in Yan Jiabao's mind!

The little ancestor came out of the bathroom, saw Yan Jiabao was still standing there, and urged: "Get it, hurry up."

The little ancestor couldn't wait to find Momo to play with, and wanted to share with Momo the toys he had acquired in the past two days.

Momo gave him a cart full of eggs, so he should also give something in return.

He had seen the truckload of eggs that Momo brought over. The truckload of eggs was big and long. It took a long time for the butler grandpa to move them. It filled the entire room!

The little ancestor's face wrinkled unconsciously. Momo gave him so many eggs, but he didn't have so many things to return to Momo.

When Yan Jiabao came back to his senses and was about to chase him out, he saw the little ancestor squatting at the door with his hands on his chin, buttocks pouted, wrinkled and thinking about something.

Hearing footsteps approaching, the little ancestor looked up listlessly, "Yes, Momo gave me a big truckload of eggs, but the little ancestor didn't have a big truckload of things to give to Mo Mo. Buying a big truckload of things is It doesn't need a lot of paper tickets."

The cheek muscles twitched violently, Yan Jiabao had an impulse, he really wanted to wake up the villain in front of him, he sent a carload of eggs to humiliate you, return a fart.

"Heh...hehe, little ancestor, don't look at those eggs, but they are worthless." As he said, Yan Jiabao took out a pink hundred-yuan note from his pocket and handed it to the little ancestor. You can buy it for a hundred dollars.”

The little ancestor didn't realize that he was being fooled at all, and happily took the pink paper ticket. Thinking of something, he stood up and stomped his little feet, and said with a very serious face, "The eggs sent by Momo are worth a lot. You can eat them if you eat them." Let the little ancestors grow tall eggs."

Eat tall eggs!Is this one of the contents of the conversation between the two behind his back last night?Brother Mo, won't your conscience hurt by fooling children like this?

Yan Jiabao wanted to say something, but shut his mouth in a sensible manner.

Suddenly the air in the room fluctuated, and by the time Yan Jiabao reacted, it was already too late.

Countless balls popped out of nowhere in the whole room, uh, it should be more accurate to say that the balls are more accurate, and the rapid increase is visible to the naked eye. Yan Jiabao quickly picked up the little ancestor who was still squatting on the ground, and quickly picked up the little ancestor with the other hand close the door.

"Ancestor, little ancestor, stop quickly, no, it's to keep those eggs from popping out."

If they go any further, they won't even have a place to stand, and they may even be submerged in these eggs.

The little ancestor looked a little excited when he saw the eggs piled up in the room, "Stop?"

"No, Mo Mo sent me a cart of eggs. The little ancestor couldn't think of anything to give back, so he thought about sending me a cart of eggs. The little ancestor ate the eggs that Mo Mo gave me every day, and Mo Mo could also eat the eggs that the little ancestor gave every day." eggs".The little ancestor looked up proudly, waiting for Yan Jiabao to praise him for being smart, and just thinking about it, the eggs popped out by themselves, without even spending a paper ticket.

"Ancestor, little ancestor, quickly put away these eggs, big brother Mo, your Mo Mo hates eating eggs the most, yes, the food that big brother Mo hates the most in his life is all kinds of eggs."The more Yan Jibao spoke, the more certain his tone became, as if this was the truth.

"Does Mo Mo hate eating eggs?" The little ancestor's excited little face instantly fell, and the room became quiet, and the eggs did not continue to pop out.

"Yes, this is a secret. Adults will be laughed at if they are picky eaters, so no one will know. Of course, I will know that it was Grandpa who said it. Grandpa often has contact with Mr. Mo at work, and it is because of this that Grandpa will notice. ", afraid that the little ancestor would run to confirm with the old man, Yan Jiabao whispered nervously and mysteriously: "You have to keep this secret, little ancestor, for Big Brother Mo. Only children are picky eaters. If you let others know Big Brother Mo People who are so big and picky eaters will be laughed at."

Hearing that Momo would be laughed at, the little ancestor hurriedly covered his mouth tightly and shook his head desperately, so that he would reveal Momo's secret.

But he couldn't send eggs, so what would he have to send Mo Mo? The little ancestor was in trouble again.

Fearing that the little ancestor would conjure up something scary again, Yan Jiabao hurriedly smiled flatteringly, "Little ancestor, are you worried that you can't give the eggs in Mr. Mo's house, so what do you want to give?"

The little ancestor nodded.

"Little ancestor, you can directly give the money in your hand to Boss Mo! You think Boss Mo is an adult, and we don't know what he likes. It would be better if you just give him the money and let him buy what he likes." , Maybe Boss Mo likes money more."

The little ancestor looked down at the pink ticket in his hand, and murmured in a low voice, "This paper ticket can buy a large cart of eggs, give the paper ticket to Mo Mo, what Mo Mo likes to buy, Mo Mo bought it What I like, Momo is happy, and my little ancestor is also happy."

"Well, just give this paper ticket to Momo." The little ancestor carefully folded the paper ticket and put it in his pocket. Thinking of something, he raised his head and looked at Yan Jiabao expectantly, "There is still a paper ticket." Is it? Give the little ancestor some more."

"Yes... yes yes, little ancestor, why do you need so much money?"

"Not enough, one paper ticket is not enough, if Mo Mo likes a lot of things", the little ancestor made a gesture in the air, "I want to make Mo Mo happy, very happy, if it is not enough, I will give it later."

Little ancestor, are you going to use money to kill Mr. Mo?Yan Jiabao had an urge in his heart to instigate the little ancestor to change the banknotes into coins, and then he didn't mind the bloodletting of the small treasury, so he pulled a carload of money to kill Boss Mo.

Thinking about it, Yan Jiabao actually smirked.

"What are you thinking?"

"No... I'm not laughing at anything", the idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

He took out two hundred-yuan bills from his trousers, and Yan Jiabao pretended to be heartbroken and handed them to the little ancestor, "These two, little ancestor, are my entire net worth, nothing more."

"Three tickets, three carts of eggs, that's enough." The little ancestor has no concept of money. Just now Yan Jiabao said that one paper ticket is more than enough to buy a cart of eggs. Now he has three tickets, which can buy three carts of eggs. Momo, Momo will definitely be able to buy a lot of things he likes.

The problem of what kind of gift to give has been solved. Of course, whether this gift can be sent out is still a problem. Yan Jiabao desperately cannot let the little ancestor really give 300 yuan to Mr. Mo. Sending a car of eggs is instant death, and sending 300 yuan It's not clear how long the probation will last.

Looking at the room full of eggs of various sizes, Yan Jiabao was in trouble, "Little ancestor, please take these eggs back quickly."

"Take it back?" The little ancestor squatted down and picked up a golden egg with a pattern, "Let the housekeeper grandpa send someone up to move these eggs down, and put them together with Momo's eggs. The little ancestor needs to eat more eggs to grow taller." high".

Then the little ancestor raised the egg in his hand a little clumsily, and swallowed greedily, "This egg is delicious, it's delicious, eat this egg, the little ancestor wants to eat this egg."

"Woo, don't eat me, don't eat me"