Brother, you can't

Chapter 1 Lesson: You Are My Father

Duan Jun complained very sad.

The body that was in severe pain suddenly seemed to be put into cotton by someone, it was light and there was nowhere to go.Soon, he regained his sense of smell, but the air was filled with a very pungent and cheap fragrance, which made him, a senior rhinitis patient, want to sneeze.

No, he has to wake up.

Clearly his mind is clear, but his body doesn't listen to his control, and he can't move no matter what.

Duan Junfu couldn't help but feel a shock in his heart, good guy, don't let him become a vegetable.

Unexpectedly, just after thinking about it, a weak and boneless hand half-stroked and half-touched his chilly chest, and the heat of someone's voice was blowing into his ear, "Let the slave serve the young master."

what's the situation?Where is he now?

After exhausting all his strength, he finally opened his eyes, and saw a beautiful young man in disheveled clothes lying on his side beside him, his red lips about to kiss his face.

"Go away!"

He was frightened, and he pushed out with a conditioned reflex, throwing the man off the bed effortlessly.

【Ding—Entry completed】

Duan Junsu was stunned.

The young man was ruthlessly pushed to the ground, and immediately lost all aura, got up and put on several naked gauze clothes, angrily pointed at the dazed man on the bed and cursed:

"Hey, do you dare to ask if the Xian family belongs to the Haotianmen or the Jinyutai? Why are you pretending to be noble when you're here?"

"It took me a long time to gather ten spirit beads to touch my poor ghost. I still look down on you with my body with four spirit roots!"

……

After scolding for a long time, I don't want the man on the bed to be deaf, and stare blankly at the bed curtain, as if possessed by a demon.

Seeing his appearance, Xiaowan was a little scared.

Xiao Guan began to regret taking the order because she was greedy for this rare customer who was good-looking and in good shape.I thought I caught a good one, but I didn't expect to catch a lunatic.

"Oh shit!"

Suddenly, Duan Junsu let out a low growl for no reason, and smashed the black iron bedpost specially designed to provide fun for guests with his fist.

Xiao Guan had never seen a person with such inner strength before, he was completely scared out of his wits, and stepped back step by step and apologized repeatedly: "The immortal family spares my life, the immortal family spares my life... I will go, I will go..."

"stop."

The young man who thought he was about to die here, and his heart was ashamed: "Xian, what is the order of the Xian family?"

"How to get to Liuxian Valley?"

"what?"

It took about an hour before Duan Junsu accepted the fact that he was wearing it.

Originally, he had just finished working overtime and was going home, but he was too sleepy to see the car running a red light, so he became a wild ghost.The system told him just now that no matter which world, if he wants to continue to live, he must complete the task assigned by it - let Lan Yi change his evil ways and return to righteousness, and maintain the balance of heaven.

Lan Yi?Isn't it the villain in the novel "Tianlu" that I read last night?

A cripple with miscellaneous spiritual roots was born, and with a hand of bad cards, relying on his extraordinary intelligence and the city's headwinds, he turned the tables.From a small handyman who couldn't form an alchemy to a golden fairy who transformed into a god, he met a god and killed a god, and when he met a Buddha, he killed a Buddha.

When watching it at the time, he was still puzzled, this standard configuration is not the protagonist?It's outrageous.

And seeing him realize later, with Lan Yi's character, it's fucking outrageous to be the protagonist.

This villain is really vicious and cunning, and he will take revenge.

Lan is a miserable and untrustworthy person, which means he can plot against anyone.Even his mentors and classmates who had sincerely rescued him, he could watch them die tragically in the trap he carefully designed, and he reaped the benefits.

As for those who have offended him, let alone those whose genealogy is still there is considered good.

Even the male lead in cheating mode almost died under Lan Yi's design, fortunately the halo is strong enough.

Because he is not the protagonist, the author didn't say how Lan Yi developed such a dark personality, but simply mentioned some of his poor experiences in Liuxian Valley when he was young.The root of all evil is probably caused by Lan Yi's perverted elder brother who likes to torture him. Of course, that elder brother was also the first person Lan Yi killed.

Then the child's villain's path became smoother and smoother.

Duan Junfu rushed to Liuxian Valley while decompressing the novice gift package issued by the system.

I didn't want to hear laughter in the grove before I reached the door.He put away the system and went to visit carefully.

"Liuxian Valley is only a lunatic, a scorpion, and you, a fool, how can it survive? Then we Jinyutai will have several Liuxian Valleys? Hahahahaha!"

There were three teenagers with their backs to him, and the one who spoke was the tallest boy in the middle.

Just looking at their golden coats and the coquettish look that they wish to wear all the high-grade spiritual ornaments on their bodies, they are the biological "sons" of Jin Yutai.

The Jinyutai sect ranked third, and top-grade artifacts accounted for half of the total strength.However, there were two Ascending Immortals hundreds of years ago, so they stood firm as No. 3 and liked to throw money at people.

"Senior Brother Xie, I think this little trash is very stubborn, and he has to break his hands before he is willing to hand over the firebrush grass obediently." The two servants beside him instigated, Xie Biying also thought it was so reasonable, and eagerly walked out He took out the magic weapon from the Qiankun bag.

Taking advantage of the gap, Duan Junsu saw a young man in ragged clothes and bruises curled up on the ground. His thin body seemed to be a tight bow, tightly protecting the wilting grass in his arms, as if he was protecting his body. life like that.

Hearing what they said, the boy didn't move but hid things deeper.

What Xie Biying dislikes the most is such a recalcitrant person, which makes him feel very humiliated.Passing by this impoverished land all the way, I finally saw a good quality herb, but this beggar picked it up!

Suddenly, he thought of a good idea.

Xie Biying grinned and said: "Heh, you two go and set him up for me, I have a good yellow soup for him to taste."

Hearing this, the three of them burst out laughing.

Such a prank is the most humiliating.

"stand up!"

The young man wanted to resist, but he couldn't beat four hands with two fists, let alone the two foundation-building stage monks.He was lifted up while another clamped his jaw and lifted his face violently.

At that moment, Duan Junsu's eyes lit up.

The beauty is in the bone but not in the skin, that's how Yue Mou is.Even if his face is unclean and embarrassed, he can still see facial features that are more three-dimensional and profound than ordinary people, unlike people from the Central Plains.Especially those eyes that became more and more cold because of hatred, Duan Junsu liked it very much.

And Xie Biying didn't like it.

"Yo, I didn't expect her to be quite beautiful. What kind of fairy do you look like? Selling to a brothel to be a young lady has a better future than you. I must come to praise you more often. Your name is Lan Yi, right?"

After all, he began to untie his belt.

Lan Yi struggled desperately to no avail, and finally recognized the situation and stopped resisting.Under the extreme loathing, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said hoarsely: "Our days will be long."

This sentence, for no reason, made Xie Biying, who was in a rage, feel cold all over for a moment.

Then he got angrier.

"Huh? Are you threatening me? Okay, I will let you try it now..."

As soon as Lan closed her eyes, she tried her best to endure the humiliation for a while.

Suddenly, he heard ice and snow in the vicinity that seemed to freeze, and at the same time, a strange but familiar voice came from above his head.

"Little thing, your road is narrow."

As the breeze blew by, Duan Junsu's figure appeared above Xie Biying out of nowhere, silently like a ghost.

"when will you……?!"

Xie Biying didn't even have time to mention his pants, so he held his head with one hand.Immediately, a surging coercion came from the top of his head, Xie Biying's spine suddenly became cold, his legs softened, and he knelt down towards Lan Yi!

A sudden change occurred, and when Lan opened her eyes and saw the visitor, she immediately froze.

How could it be him?

"Mr. Duan?! Why are you here?"

Xie Biying never expected that Duan Junfu, an alcoholic who spends years in gambling shops, would come back at such a time.

And didn't he always ignore that junior brother?

At this time, only careful people can see that even though Duan Junfu has a handsome look of "boss, please give me favor" at this moment, there are faint tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes.

"Because I'm Liuxian Valley... big brother."

That's right, it was the one who tortured the boss in his early years so that his life was worse than death and made others become a pervert. He was also the first drop of blood used to sacrifice the boss to the heavens, and he went offline after appearing in a chapter.

The passer-by in the supporting role, the cannon fodder among the passers-by, the big brother of Liuxian Valley——Duan Junsu.

The system also considerately replaced the name of the big brother with his own to increase the sense of substitution.

Thank you so much... Can't you change his role! !

"What's so great about Senior Brother Liuxiangu? Even if your master was the Sword Master of the Son of Heaven back then, so what? Isn't it just an old lunatic with two little lunatics, a bunch of bastards who get together, bah!"

Xie Biying's face was red and he wanted to pull up his pants, but his legs were so soft that he couldn't stand up!

He remembered that although Duan Junfu was an unmotivated, greedy and conceited trash, he was also a Nascent Soul Mutant Ice Spirit Root cultivator.

Its strength cannot be underestimated.

His face turned cold, and he scolded the two people around him, "Why are you in a daze! Hurry up and help me up!"

They couldn't control Lan Yi, so they hurried to help the young master up.But when he stood up straight, the expressions of the two people around him changed drastically.

"Brother Xie, you, look at your..."

"What?"

Xie Biying lowered his head, and saw a popsicle stuck to the crotch of his trousers.

He immediately looked hideous.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Duan Junsu picked his ears with his little finger, "It is recommended not to put on the pants, if you are not careful, don't break them... Remember, when you come to Liuxiangu to play wild, I will confiscate the tools of the crime first."

Xie Biying has never suffered from such a loss since he was a child.Pointing at Duan Junfu with trembling hands, he didn't hold back a fart for a long time, he rolled his eyes and passed out in anger.

The two servants believed his words and did not dare to lift their trousers, so they hurried back to the Jinyu Terrace with their hands in the air.

After the farce ended, Duan Jun complained that he was in a good mood.

In order to look handsome, he finally took off his crescent moon robe and handed it to Lan Yi, who was naked, and said in a slightly indifferent but still considerate tone: "Put it on first."

Lan Yi didn't answer, but just looked at him, which made him a little nervous.

Unexpectedly, after a long while, Lan Yi stepped back three steps and knelt down, slapping himself on the face without hesitation.

"The disciple knows his mistake, please punish me, brother."

Duan Junsu's hand holding the robe was stiff in the air.

[Current goal: Pass the customs and live a catastrophe, Lan Yi's favorability > 50 Current value: -50]

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