Brother, you can't
Chapter 85 Wake up, I want to become the most powerful bandit! ...
The River Styx flowing into the realm of the underworld is like a belt studded with gems, flowing continuously.
Just because some souls couldn't hold on, before reaching the underworld to see the King of Hades, they turned into fragments and sank into the Styx River, revealing different colors of soul light from time to time, making the entire Styx River look like a galaxy.
At this time, a new soul appeared on the river, following the current like other dead souls around him, leading to the underworld.
Looking down, the souls of the dead are mighty.
Just after a while, a faint light suddenly emanated from the ankle of that soul, accompanied by the ringing of empty bells, like ripples illuminating a small space around it.
And the soul is still sleeping.
When the gloomy light dissipated, this soul seemed to be dragged back by an unknown force and went upstream, and within a moment he disappeared into the vast river of darkness.
"Boss, we finally succeeded!"
Outside the cave of the monster black-scaled python, several thieves gathered together happily.The ground was covered with animal skins, and there were several black scales on it, one of which was as big as a man's palm.Under the sunlight, the hard snake scales reflect an unusual red light, and it looks like a treasure at first glance.
In order to obtain the scales of the black-scaled python, they waited for a long time in the most dangerous woods in this area before finally succeeding, and it took a lot of effort to kill it together.
Because of the careful design, everyone was only slightly injured.But in order to prevent the venom from eroding, cloth strips were wrapped around it to block it.
Boss: "The biggest problem now is how to get this treasure out. As long as the goods can be sold, it is a sure profit deal."
Due to the decreasing number of high-grade monsters, the Immortal Alliance established a rule not long ago that no one should hunt and kill monsters above grade three without permission.Once discovered, there will be severe punishment.
At the beginning, not many people took this order seriously, thinking that they were one of the lucky ones, and at best they would be more low-key than before.
But I don't think that group of Yishige "monsters" are simply perverted, their "eyes" are everywhere.
People were arrested almost every day during that time.
If you are lucky, you will be released after being locked up for more than ten years.If you are unlucky, you will be sent to the main hall of the fairy alliance, and handed over to the alliance king to "handle" in person.
This trip is a lifetime.
Thinking of the man who has always been known for his shrewd and ruthless methods, all the thieves shivered.But since it is done, there is no going back.
In order to boost morale, the boss patted his chest and assured: "It's okay! As long as no one finds out...wait!"
Just as he was speaking, a rustling sound suddenly came from the grass next to him, and everyone cheered up instantly, picked up their weapons and waited with bated breath.Look carefully, everyone's hands are secretly shaking.
Then, a person came out.
"Excuse me... what is this place?"
The thieves were stunned, just because they were a little strange.
Judging by his appearance, he seemed to have just crawled out of a coffin.His whole body was wrapped in muslin, only his eyes were exposed, and his eyes were full of confusion about the surrounding scenery.
The clothes are not bad, but the clothes are a little old, and there are large spots of blackened blood on them, which is a bit scary.
More like "dead man".
Feeling that they were not from Yishige, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.Even if it is a dead person, there is no such terror.
"Stinky boy, I think you don't want to..." Suddenly, the thief boss had an idea, "We are short of manpower right now. I'll give you a sum of money, how about you send this thing out for us?"
When other people hear it, it's wonderful!In this way, if the Xianmeng wanted to investigate, they would not be able to find them. The goods were delivered and the money was earned!
However, I only heard the man say: "I...I'm afraid I can't help you. Because I don't know anyone here, and even...I don't know my name..."
The thieves who had never encountered such a situation were stunned again.
This scapegoat is so perfect, right?
Seeing the unconcealable smile on the face of the thief leader and the common characteristics of these people, he suddenly understood something.
So he pointed to himself and said:
"Ah, are we... from the same sect?"
Thief: "?"
He didn't talk nonsense, he had a basis.
An hour ago, he found himself lying in an extremely secret pagoda medicine pool, the stone walls were covered with dazzling and terrifying runes, and strange lights kept pouring into his body.
There was no one around, and this bandage-like thing was still wrapped around his body.
He forgot everything, thinking that this might be the only proof of his identity, so he didn't take it down.
After finally getting out of that place, I met this group of people.
Like themselves, they were also wrapped in cloth strips everywhere, but they didn't seem to be injured.
Perhaps it is a special sect characteristic.
So he immediately found a sense of belonging.
It turns out he was right.
These people quickly accepted him, and said that he was the No. 13 disciple of Kaishan Sect, named Thirteen.It's just that he had been missing for so long that he didn't recognize him for a while.
This reason is a bit far-fetched, but he needs a place to stay now, so he agrees and returns to the "Zongmen" with them.
On the way, those people gave him the scales.
So he hugged him obediently, and sat on the bullock cart "borrowed" by the brothers from the roadside to listen to their chat.
"Have you heard? Jinyutai allocated the three fairy mountains just acquired to Xianmeng."
Hearing this, their "big brother" said disdainfully:
"Then Jin Yutai, if he didn't commit a crime, would he still be obedient in front of the Xianmeng? It is said that they are all foolish and rich masters, let alone the lords, Haotian's new head, Zhou Tang, that sword idiot, deal with them I'm afraid it's more than enough!"
Strangely, he had a feeling of déjà vu on all the people they mentioned, except the Monarch.
I don't know the name of the ally.
So he asked: "Brother, are these people close to our sect? Why does it feel like I know them all?"
Hearing this, everyone on the bullock cart first looked at him with strange eyes, and then burst out laughing.
Especially the "big brother", almost laughing out of tears.
"Hahaha, have you been knocked out of your head? If you can recognize one of them, I will write my name Gaobawang upside down! Hahahaha!"
Seeing how happy they were laughing, he felt that maybe he was wrong, so he continued to sit pitifully in the corner with his scales in his arms and listened to what they said.
"Boss, what you said just now is wrong. Although the master of the week was good at it, he was a bit dull. How can he beat Xie Longshu? But then again, have you found him?"
Although the name taboo was not mentioned, everyone knows who the second child is talking about.
After all, that incident made the entire cultivation world restless, and who doesn't know that senior brother Liuxiangu prevented the conflict between the two worlds with just one death?
Boss: "Hey, how can I do it! It is said that the owner of the Miwen Pavilion took away the body back then. The Monarch searched for so long, but he couldn't find any trace. Tell me, does the Monarch have any special hobbies? , even the corpse wants to go back..."
"I'm afraid it is. I also heard that Meng Jun really loved his senior brother. Not only to snatch the corpse, but after the death that day, Meng Jun stayed in Liuxian Valley for seven days and seven nights!"
"Wait till?"
"How is it possible! It's just that no one dares to provoke him now."
That's right, this person is usually scary enough, let alone...
Hearing this, he couldn't help interjecting: "Brother, who are you talking about?"
"Eldest brother" looked at him in a strange way, and responded impatiently: "Damn, why don't you know anything? It's that paragraph of Junsu, senior brother Liuxiangu!"
Ah, this seems more familiar.
He shyly pointed at his fingers, "Brother, I seem to be..."
"It's nothing? Don't say anything else, if you know this person, I will believe you even if you tell me that you are the alliance king and his brothers!"
"Ugh..."
Regardless of him, the men continued:
"Did the Bumeng Lord issue an order not long ago? He said that if he saw Duan Jun complaining, he would report it to the Xianmeng immediately. If anyone dares to detain someone privately, directly..."
The second child made a movement of wiping his neck, and everyone's hearts trembled, and they immediately understood.
"Tsk, how does the dead come back to life? Besides, Duan Junfu is not something people like us can touch. Let's just watch the show from the sidelines! Haha."
"Yes, yes, it's none of our business hahaha..."
For a while, the car was full of laughter.
Everyone was gloating at the unlucky guy in the future, and at the same time he was relieved that it wasn't him.
Only he felt that he was out of tune with everyone, so he became quieter.
But it is precisely this point, the boss thinks that he is not bad, obedient and sensible, so he wants to "teach" him some unique skills of the school.
Speaking of sects, he felt that this place was like a bandit village.
But the overall atmosphere is not bad, everyone is very enthusiastic and curious about his appearance.It was also when he arrived at the sect that he realized that he was the only one who was entangled with things.
He also wanted to see what he looked like, to see if he could remember anything.But the boss told him not to pick it, saying that it would be bad if someone found out about the delivery later.
So, he could only respond ignorantly.
That day, the boss took him and a few brothers to a short slope, saying that he wanted to teach them how to steal from the rich and give to the poor, and by the way, to see how his skills were so that he could deliver the goods to the buyer smoothly in the future.
Since he intends to settle down here, he must let everyone accept him earlier.So before dawn, he took the short sword he won yesterday at the bonfire celebration banquet with others, and waited for everyone on the hillside full of vigor.
"Very good! I just want this kind of spirit!"
Seeing that he was full of energy, the boss praised him without hesitation.
When the others saw it, they straightened up immediately, like recruits who had undergone strict training.
"Today, this path will lead to the tea tasting party. Don't be afraid, everyone, this path was carefully chosen by me. I won't run into the group of sword idiots from Haotianmen, let alone the two 'monsters' from Liuxian Valley. Let's take it easy!"
"The boss is mighty!"
"Okay! Now I will teach you how to choose prey."
Sure enough, as the other party expected, in just half an hour, all the passing by were little-known sects, and some of them hadn't even established their foundations yet.
"Look, the second uncle of that sect ruined the little daughter of the tailor shop in the next village a few years ago, so we are robbing the rich and giving to the poor!"
After all, their boss flew down one by one, blocking the way of that sect.The opponent really couldn't win, and it didn't take long for the boss to come back with several bags, but inside were some low-grade spirit stones and a few worthless treasures.
"Understood? Let's go up one by one now!"
Everyone lay in ambush on the hillside while observing suitable targets.
Whenever a suitable one is found, the boss will give a heinous reason to let them complete the task without any burden.
But he always felt that something was wrong, so he never set off.He didn't realize it was his turn until he was the only one left with nothing.
"Go, little thirteen, let the brothers see your ability! Hahahaha!"
Although he was being encouraged, he could still hear the sarcasm in the words.
So the desire to succeed was unprecedentedly strong.
Hmph, not only does he want to be successful, he also wants to make a big one!
Therefore, several sects that looked weaker than before passed by, but he didn't move.
The boss behind him was impatient to wait, so he urged: "Hurry up! The fucking sun is almost setting!"
Umm...wait a minute...wait a while...
ah!see!
In the end, Huangtian paid off, allowing him to see a very imposing black jade carriage at the end of this narrow path.Just looking at the three purple electric unicorns in front of the car, which can't be found in the whole repair world, one can imagine that the owner of the car must be very rich.
You are the one!Little Sheep!
"I'm going!"
When the boss was still wondering why such a person appeared here, he didn't expect the little fool beside him to rush out, so frightened that he hurriedly shouted:
"Come back to me! What the hell are you running around!!"
Fearing that the duck he got would be shot away by the boss, he even thought of an excuse.
"I know! He is the young master who abandoned his wife and son to eat, drink, and gamble!"
Boss: "????"
He came to the middle of the road and completely blocked the opponent's way.
When the unicorns saw someone blocking the way, they immediately spouted purple lightning, kicked up a gust of dust, and prepared to protect the lord.
The people in the car also sensed that a coercive pressure was approaching, making people dare not take a step closer!
But for some reason, he wasn't afraid at all.As he drew the knife, a thin and sharp layer of frost covered the blade in an instant, making the blunt sword suddenly become extremely sharp.
Qilin on the opposite side felt a different murderous aura, and Zidian's light was even stronger.
His eyes sank, and he imitated what everyone would shout every time he made a move:
"Hey! I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree! If you want to cross this road, save money to buy roads!"
Just because some souls couldn't hold on, before reaching the underworld to see the King of Hades, they turned into fragments and sank into the Styx River, revealing different colors of soul light from time to time, making the entire Styx River look like a galaxy.
At this time, a new soul appeared on the river, following the current like other dead souls around him, leading to the underworld.
Looking down, the souls of the dead are mighty.
Just after a while, a faint light suddenly emanated from the ankle of that soul, accompanied by the ringing of empty bells, like ripples illuminating a small space around it.
And the soul is still sleeping.
When the gloomy light dissipated, this soul seemed to be dragged back by an unknown force and went upstream, and within a moment he disappeared into the vast river of darkness.
"Boss, we finally succeeded!"
Outside the cave of the monster black-scaled python, several thieves gathered together happily.The ground was covered with animal skins, and there were several black scales on it, one of which was as big as a man's palm.Under the sunlight, the hard snake scales reflect an unusual red light, and it looks like a treasure at first glance.
In order to obtain the scales of the black-scaled python, they waited for a long time in the most dangerous woods in this area before finally succeeding, and it took a lot of effort to kill it together.
Because of the careful design, everyone was only slightly injured.But in order to prevent the venom from eroding, cloth strips were wrapped around it to block it.
Boss: "The biggest problem now is how to get this treasure out. As long as the goods can be sold, it is a sure profit deal."
Due to the decreasing number of high-grade monsters, the Immortal Alliance established a rule not long ago that no one should hunt and kill monsters above grade three without permission.Once discovered, there will be severe punishment.
At the beginning, not many people took this order seriously, thinking that they were one of the lucky ones, and at best they would be more low-key than before.
But I don't think that group of Yishige "monsters" are simply perverted, their "eyes" are everywhere.
People were arrested almost every day during that time.
If you are lucky, you will be released after being locked up for more than ten years.If you are unlucky, you will be sent to the main hall of the fairy alliance, and handed over to the alliance king to "handle" in person.
This trip is a lifetime.
Thinking of the man who has always been known for his shrewd and ruthless methods, all the thieves shivered.But since it is done, there is no going back.
In order to boost morale, the boss patted his chest and assured: "It's okay! As long as no one finds out...wait!"
Just as he was speaking, a rustling sound suddenly came from the grass next to him, and everyone cheered up instantly, picked up their weapons and waited with bated breath.Look carefully, everyone's hands are secretly shaking.
Then, a person came out.
"Excuse me... what is this place?"
The thieves were stunned, just because they were a little strange.
Judging by his appearance, he seemed to have just crawled out of a coffin.His whole body was wrapped in muslin, only his eyes were exposed, and his eyes were full of confusion about the surrounding scenery.
The clothes are not bad, but the clothes are a little old, and there are large spots of blackened blood on them, which is a bit scary.
More like "dead man".
Feeling that they were not from Yishige, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.Even if it is a dead person, there is no such terror.
"Stinky boy, I think you don't want to..." Suddenly, the thief boss had an idea, "We are short of manpower right now. I'll give you a sum of money, how about you send this thing out for us?"
When other people hear it, it's wonderful!In this way, if the Xianmeng wanted to investigate, they would not be able to find them. The goods were delivered and the money was earned!
However, I only heard the man say: "I...I'm afraid I can't help you. Because I don't know anyone here, and even...I don't know my name..."
The thieves who had never encountered such a situation were stunned again.
This scapegoat is so perfect, right?
Seeing the unconcealable smile on the face of the thief leader and the common characteristics of these people, he suddenly understood something.
So he pointed to himself and said:
"Ah, are we... from the same sect?"
Thief: "?"
He didn't talk nonsense, he had a basis.
An hour ago, he found himself lying in an extremely secret pagoda medicine pool, the stone walls were covered with dazzling and terrifying runes, and strange lights kept pouring into his body.
There was no one around, and this bandage-like thing was still wrapped around his body.
He forgot everything, thinking that this might be the only proof of his identity, so he didn't take it down.
After finally getting out of that place, I met this group of people.
Like themselves, they were also wrapped in cloth strips everywhere, but they didn't seem to be injured.
Perhaps it is a special sect characteristic.
So he immediately found a sense of belonging.
It turns out he was right.
These people quickly accepted him, and said that he was the No. 13 disciple of Kaishan Sect, named Thirteen.It's just that he had been missing for so long that he didn't recognize him for a while.
This reason is a bit far-fetched, but he needs a place to stay now, so he agrees and returns to the "Zongmen" with them.
On the way, those people gave him the scales.
So he hugged him obediently, and sat on the bullock cart "borrowed" by the brothers from the roadside to listen to their chat.
"Have you heard? Jinyutai allocated the three fairy mountains just acquired to Xianmeng."
Hearing this, their "big brother" said disdainfully:
"Then Jin Yutai, if he didn't commit a crime, would he still be obedient in front of the Xianmeng? It is said that they are all foolish and rich masters, let alone the lords, Haotian's new head, Zhou Tang, that sword idiot, deal with them I'm afraid it's more than enough!"
Strangely, he had a feeling of déjà vu on all the people they mentioned, except the Monarch.
I don't know the name of the ally.
So he asked: "Brother, are these people close to our sect? Why does it feel like I know them all?"
Hearing this, everyone on the bullock cart first looked at him with strange eyes, and then burst out laughing.
Especially the "big brother", almost laughing out of tears.
"Hahaha, have you been knocked out of your head? If you can recognize one of them, I will write my name Gaobawang upside down! Hahahaha!"
Seeing how happy they were laughing, he felt that maybe he was wrong, so he continued to sit pitifully in the corner with his scales in his arms and listened to what they said.
"Boss, what you said just now is wrong. Although the master of the week was good at it, he was a bit dull. How can he beat Xie Longshu? But then again, have you found him?"
Although the name taboo was not mentioned, everyone knows who the second child is talking about.
After all, that incident made the entire cultivation world restless, and who doesn't know that senior brother Liuxiangu prevented the conflict between the two worlds with just one death?
Boss: "Hey, how can I do it! It is said that the owner of the Miwen Pavilion took away the body back then. The Monarch searched for so long, but he couldn't find any trace. Tell me, does the Monarch have any special hobbies? , even the corpse wants to go back..."
"I'm afraid it is. I also heard that Meng Jun really loved his senior brother. Not only to snatch the corpse, but after the death that day, Meng Jun stayed in Liuxian Valley for seven days and seven nights!"
"Wait till?"
"How is it possible! It's just that no one dares to provoke him now."
That's right, this person is usually scary enough, let alone...
Hearing this, he couldn't help interjecting: "Brother, who are you talking about?"
"Eldest brother" looked at him in a strange way, and responded impatiently: "Damn, why don't you know anything? It's that paragraph of Junsu, senior brother Liuxiangu!"
Ah, this seems more familiar.
He shyly pointed at his fingers, "Brother, I seem to be..."
"It's nothing? Don't say anything else, if you know this person, I will believe you even if you tell me that you are the alliance king and his brothers!"
"Ugh..."
Regardless of him, the men continued:
"Did the Bumeng Lord issue an order not long ago? He said that if he saw Duan Jun complaining, he would report it to the Xianmeng immediately. If anyone dares to detain someone privately, directly..."
The second child made a movement of wiping his neck, and everyone's hearts trembled, and they immediately understood.
"Tsk, how does the dead come back to life? Besides, Duan Junfu is not something people like us can touch. Let's just watch the show from the sidelines! Haha."
"Yes, yes, it's none of our business hahaha..."
For a while, the car was full of laughter.
Everyone was gloating at the unlucky guy in the future, and at the same time he was relieved that it wasn't him.
Only he felt that he was out of tune with everyone, so he became quieter.
But it is precisely this point, the boss thinks that he is not bad, obedient and sensible, so he wants to "teach" him some unique skills of the school.
Speaking of sects, he felt that this place was like a bandit village.
But the overall atmosphere is not bad, everyone is very enthusiastic and curious about his appearance.It was also when he arrived at the sect that he realized that he was the only one who was entangled with things.
He also wanted to see what he looked like, to see if he could remember anything.But the boss told him not to pick it, saying that it would be bad if someone found out about the delivery later.
So, he could only respond ignorantly.
That day, the boss took him and a few brothers to a short slope, saying that he wanted to teach them how to steal from the rich and give to the poor, and by the way, to see how his skills were so that he could deliver the goods to the buyer smoothly in the future.
Since he intends to settle down here, he must let everyone accept him earlier.So before dawn, he took the short sword he won yesterday at the bonfire celebration banquet with others, and waited for everyone on the hillside full of vigor.
"Very good! I just want this kind of spirit!"
Seeing that he was full of energy, the boss praised him without hesitation.
When the others saw it, they straightened up immediately, like recruits who had undergone strict training.
"Today, this path will lead to the tea tasting party. Don't be afraid, everyone, this path was carefully chosen by me. I won't run into the group of sword idiots from Haotianmen, let alone the two 'monsters' from Liuxian Valley. Let's take it easy!"
"The boss is mighty!"
"Okay! Now I will teach you how to choose prey."
Sure enough, as the other party expected, in just half an hour, all the passing by were little-known sects, and some of them hadn't even established their foundations yet.
"Look, the second uncle of that sect ruined the little daughter of the tailor shop in the next village a few years ago, so we are robbing the rich and giving to the poor!"
After all, their boss flew down one by one, blocking the way of that sect.The opponent really couldn't win, and it didn't take long for the boss to come back with several bags, but inside were some low-grade spirit stones and a few worthless treasures.
"Understood? Let's go up one by one now!"
Everyone lay in ambush on the hillside while observing suitable targets.
Whenever a suitable one is found, the boss will give a heinous reason to let them complete the task without any burden.
But he always felt that something was wrong, so he never set off.He didn't realize it was his turn until he was the only one left with nothing.
"Go, little thirteen, let the brothers see your ability! Hahahaha!"
Although he was being encouraged, he could still hear the sarcasm in the words.
So the desire to succeed was unprecedentedly strong.
Hmph, not only does he want to be successful, he also wants to make a big one!
Therefore, several sects that looked weaker than before passed by, but he didn't move.
The boss behind him was impatient to wait, so he urged: "Hurry up! The fucking sun is almost setting!"
Umm...wait a minute...wait a while...
ah!see!
In the end, Huangtian paid off, allowing him to see a very imposing black jade carriage at the end of this narrow path.Just looking at the three purple electric unicorns in front of the car, which can't be found in the whole repair world, one can imagine that the owner of the car must be very rich.
You are the one!Little Sheep!
"I'm going!"
When the boss was still wondering why such a person appeared here, he didn't expect the little fool beside him to rush out, so frightened that he hurriedly shouted:
"Come back to me! What the hell are you running around!!"
Fearing that the duck he got would be shot away by the boss, he even thought of an excuse.
"I know! He is the young master who abandoned his wife and son to eat, drink, and gamble!"
Boss: "????"
He came to the middle of the road and completely blocked the opponent's way.
When the unicorns saw someone blocking the way, they immediately spouted purple lightning, kicked up a gust of dust, and prepared to protect the lord.
The people in the car also sensed that a coercive pressure was approaching, making people dare not take a step closer!
But for some reason, he wasn't afraid at all.As he drew the knife, a thin and sharp layer of frost covered the blade in an instant, making the blunt sword suddenly become extremely sharp.
Qilin on the opposite side felt a different murderous aura, and Zidian's light was even stronger.
His eyes sank, and he imitated what everyone would shout every time he made a move:
"Hey! I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree! If you want to cross this road, save money to buy roads!"
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