Brother, you can't

For some reason, Duan Jun complained that he was tossed to death by someone last night, so he should have slept to death until the next day.

But before dawn, he woke up.

Lan Yi was still sleeping beside him, but instead of hugging him intimately as usual, he folded his hands on his abdomen very rigorously, sleeping impartially, like a statue.

Lan Yi didn't seem to be sleeping well, even in his dream his brows were furrowed.

His mind moved, and he wanted to rub the center of his brows for Lan.

It's just that as soon as he stretched out his hand, the other party woke up and squeezed his wrist forcefully.

"pain!"

Hearing his cry of pain, Lan Yi let him go.

Duan Junsu didn't know what happened to Lan Yi, thought he had a nightmare and was frightened by him, so he touched his face and kissed him by the way.

"What's so fierce in the early morning? I don't know if I'm still in good health? Your bones are about to be crushed by you."

Suddenly, the room was brightly lit.

Duan Jun complained that he was not used to the light for a while, so he turned his head to avoid it.

Just the next moment, someone pinched his chin suddenly, forcing him to turn back.

Now he was really angry.

"Lan Yi!"

Usually at times like this, Lan Yi would admit his mistake and coax him.But today, Lan Yi didn't know what medicine he took wrongly, so he laughed.

"I thought I was dreaming."

Ok?

Feeling something was wrong, Duan Junfu looked at each other, but met a pair of cold eyes.

Lan Yi had never looked at him with such eyes.

The anger came again.

He kicked Lanyi angrily, and said:

"What are you doing so early in the morning? Get up quickly, and promise to take me back to Liuxian Valley today. It's all your fault, I didn't sleep well..."

Listening to him chanting for a while, Lan Yi was still sitting on the bed looking at him with a half-smile.Until he was all dressed, he still stared at him, as if he had never seen him before.

Finally, at the moment before he was about to explode, Lan Yi set off.

"Okay, then play with you."

Lan Yi casually took a black satin gown with a silver thread billowing in the clouds and put it on, making her look like a sharp sword drawn from its sheath immediately, sharp and chilling.

After being with him, Lan Yi seldom wore dark clothes.So today this one is refreshing for him.

"Why do you want to wear it like this? But it looks good, you look good in anything."

Going forward to help him straighten his clothes, Duan Junfu suddenly found that the earrings he gave Lan Yi were missing.

"What about the earrings?"

Lan showed doubts, "Earrings?"

"It's the one I gave you for your birthday, don't tell me you got rid of it."

Although this possibility is extremely unlikely, it is difficult to explain where Lan has misplaced the earring.

Sure enough, Lan Yi frowned again.But soon, he seemed to remember something, so he said: "Oh, it's broken, and someone took it to repair."

Ah, so.

"Brother."

"Ok?"

"What is our relationship now?"

Well.

Strictly speaking, they are now Taoist couples, husband and wife in the world.After we got together, I originally wanted to change the names we called each other, but after so many years, everyone got used to it, so they never changed their names.

Only at certain times, Lan Yi would force him to call her husband.

But how to answer this question now?

Also, why did Lan Yi ask this.

Guessing that the other party might be acting coquettish in disguise again, Duan Junfu sighed softly, went to wrap his arms around his neck in the usual coaxing way, and rubbed the tip of his nose affectionately.

"What else could it be?"

Lan Yi's eyes dimmed, and his eyes looked back and forth between the other's eyes and lips, and finally fell on the pale pink lips of the person in front of him.

Then, Duan Junfu was kissed so hard that his mouth hurt.

"Sometimes I do wonder what my brother tastes like. It's actually much better than I imagined."

Duan Junfu blushed from being teased by him, and his face was already a little out of control.

"Okay, let's go, don't make Huo Chen and the others wait in a hurry."

Lan Yi was puzzled again, and said with a smile: "Why is this so difficult? They should come to see me."

Duan Junsu didn't quite understand what he meant.

When they finally dawdled out, when a large group of Liuxian Valley disciples were kneeling in the wide field outside the gate, Duan Junsu was stunned.

"Meet Mr. Lan!"

no...it's not...

Lan Yi hugged him from behind, "Who else do you want to see? I'll let them all come over together."

Duan Junfu felt his hands trembling, quickly hid his hands in his sleeves, forced a smile and said: "No, you go to work first. I have seen the person, so I will go back first."

Lan Yi: "What?"

"No... nothing..."

Not Lan Yi.

Those were not the people in Liuxian Valley that he was familiar with.

Here is the world in the original book.

It was the violent Lan Yi.

He doesn't want this...he wants to find Lan Yi...

Lan Yi was very keen, and could tell at a glance that his expression was wrong.So the arms around him tightened even more, and he didn't even have the strength to move.

Lan Yi leaned over and whispered in his ear: "What's the matter? You were so gentle to me just now, why is it like a mouse seeing a cat and starting to be afraid of me? Could it be..."

The opponent's hand moved down, and Duan Junsu felt goosebumps all over his body.

"Could it be... what did you remember?"

!

"No, I made a mistake...I..."

Duan Junfu was quite frightened, after all, he was killed by Lan Yi in the original book.Now that the "dead man" reappeared in front of him, how did Lan Yi feel?

God, I was so bold to kiss him just now.

At the beginning, Lan still had a smile on his face, but suddenly the smile disappeared, which made people chill.

"Wrong? Is there anyone else who can be like me?"

After all, after a while of dizziness, Duan Junsu was directly pressed to the ground by him.The next moment, the opponent's tall body covered him.

"Get off!"

He was crushed to death, Lan Yi's face was very close to him, and the two of them breathed very close.

"If you don't tell me, I'll put you in front of everyone..."

The person he hated the most in this life appeared on his bed inexplicably, and treated him uncharacteristically with unprecedented tenderness.

At first he felt disgusted, but soon he actually enjoyed this state.It seems that they have met hundreds of times before, and they can sink with just a little tenderness.

I wanted to have a good time, but suddenly the other party said that I got the wrong person.In the whole world, no one can make fun of himself like this.

Duan Jun was really scared.

But his struggle was like a mayfly shaking a tree, and the opponent remained motionless.

"No, I went to the wrong place, you, let me go."

During the struggle, the skirt of the clothes fell apart, revealing the terrible scars from before.

Lan was stunned for a moment, sliding her fingertips over it.

"Who hurt you?"

I can hear the sullen tone in the other party's tone, but Duan Junfu didn't take the time to answer his question.

But at this moment, being bullied like this in the public, he felt uncomfortable, so he deliberately angered him and said:

"It's you, but it's not you. But, I am willing."

Suddenly, Lan Yi seemed to know the whole story, and there was no expression on his face.

Feeling light on her body, she thought that the other party would let her go, but suddenly Lan grabbed his neck with one hand, freed her hand to peel off his clothes, and said fiercely:

"Okay, I don't think there will be a second me in this world."

"How is he doing? Does he have the power I have today? Is he more popular than me?"

"Why can he be treated well by you, but I have to suffer like this?"

"Say it, say it!"

The feeling of suffocation came slowly.

Just when Duan Jun complained that he was about to be strangled to death, a bell rang in his ear.

Immediately, all restraints were gone, and he disappeared out of thin air.

Looking at the empty ground below her, Lan Yi covered her face and laughed loudly.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Duan Junfu saw Lan with his head raised, lying on his side beside him and looking at him quietly.

But he hadn't recovered from it at all, he thought it was the same Lan Yi, so he stretched out his hand and slapped him.

"Snapped!"

Lan looked at him blankly.

"Brother..."

Seeing that Lan could not look more wronged in his eyes, Duan Junfu suddenly realized that he was dreaming.

"Ah, sorry, I had a nightmare."

His strength was not weak, Lan Yi's left cheek was a little red.

Duan Junsu held his face and kissed him distressedly, and Lan Yi forgave him.

"What dream is still so angry that you hit me?"

Thinking of the scene just posted, he still has lingering fears, so he is not willing to repeat it to Lan Yi.

"It's nothing, I just dreamed that you didn't want me, and I was very angry."

Lan frowned, "Why?"

His expression was exactly the same as the one just now.

Duan Junsu changed the subject in a hurry, "No, I was talking nonsense. Well, get up, you didn't go to Xianmeng today, did you?"

Since they lived together, Lan Yi has more and more potential to be a "faint king".Seven out of ten days I was tired of being with him all day, not going anywhere.

Lan Yi picked up his hair and sniffed it, then said nonchalantly, "What is there to do? I used to have nothing to do, but now I have something to do."

Duan Junsu squinted his eyes and watched his "little performance".

"What can I do here?"

Hearing this, Lan Yi changed his position on the bed, and was able to hug him tightly.

Just listen to him say with great interest:

"Brother, a few days ago I heard that Mr. Yunhu's Taoist companion gave birth to a son."

what?

He still has this common sense.

At least here, it's still not possible.

"How does a man bear children?"

Seeing Lan Yi getting closer and closer, he said in an ambiguous tone:

"Of course, as long as God rewards you..."

"Hmph! Nonsense! I think you just want to... um!"

"Ha... Lan Yi!"

"Brother..."

"...the next time is not an example."