True Beta needs to attack Alpha
Chapter 24 The Immortal Love
Putting his index finger against the back of Su Ye's hand in distaste, Chen Buyu restrained his temper, and pulled a stiff smile from the corner of his tight mouth: "I like small animals, but I don't like chickens."
"Why?" Su Ye blinked in confusion, completely unable to understand why Chen Buyu contradicted himself.
"Buyu likes small animals, but he says he doesn't like chickens, isn't chicken a small animal?"
The idea of the rescue system is still highly consistent with Su Ye: "Chicken is obviously a small animal, and he really has no reason not to like it."
Su Ye drooped her eyebrows like a kicked stray dog, slumped her shoulders, and sighed resentfully: "I don't even understand what he's thinking now, is he trying to be nice to me, or really doesn't want to Want it?" Rescue system: "I don't know..."
Su Ye looked at Chen Buyu, then at the little hen in his hand, and then at Chen Buyu again. He decided to finally confirm the other party's true thoughts.
"Buyu, with the relationship between the two of us, you don't need to be polite at all. If you like little hens, just say it straight."
"I can help you raise it, and the eggs it lays are all yours."
"If you don't want to raise it any day, I'll help you stew it into Bo Bo Chicken."
Lan Chan and the others: "Ah, this..." Su Ye's liking was originally this kind of liking?
[Little Hen: No F?? K said. 】
[Uncle Su, you are ruthless! 】
[Is this going to drain all the value of the pullet? 】
[What a beautiful all-purpose chicken-what a beautiful all-purpose chicken-can lay eggs and put them in the pot, everyone praises them for being delicious and tender. 】
Chen Buyu took a deep breath, took another deep breath, and took another deep breath, but unfortunately, the irritability that rolled like waves did not calm down as usual, and the strong smell of chicken shit made him even more upset up.
He picked the hole in his jeans, and emphasized again firmly: "I don't..."
Puff—Chen Buyu and Su Ye looked down subconsciously, watching the colorful green chicken droppings draw a beautiful parabola, and hit the back of a white hand with prominent veins.
Although the pullet cannot control its intestines and sphincter, it can at least control the direction of its excrement, and the landing point is extremely precise.
Chen Buyu closed his eyes forcefully in disbelief, and when he opened them again, the soaked chicken feces still stubbornly stayed on the back of his hand, never leaving.
If chicken feces is likened to a slingshot in the hands of a brat, then Chen Buyu's state of mind is like a window glass that was hit miserably.Amidst a burst of broken sounds, it exploded with a bang.
Chen Buyu subconsciously raised his hand to shake it, but Su Ye grabbed his wrist before he could move.
Su Ye could clearly feel the slight trembling of the bones and warm flesh in his palm, and Chen Buyu's dazed and flustered expression revealed his inner unrest.
Rubbing Chen Buyu's well-shaped back, he comforted: "Buyu, you can't shake this thing, and you don't want to shake shit all over everyone's body and face, do you?"
Lan Chan, Zhan Yiyi, Zhu Xiu, and Wang Wenbai, one counts as the other, immediately retreated three meters when they heard this, for fear that they would become a fish in the pond.
[Actually, there is no need for Lan Chan to retire, she is no better than Chen Buyu now. 】
[It's still a little bit stronger, at least the chicken shit on her body has dried up. 】
[So disgusting, so disgusting, so disgusting!It's a variety show for dinner! 】
[Ahhh, I feel sorry for Yu Yuzi!What hatred, what resentment! 】
From the heart to the tip of the nose, it was as if lemon juice was dripping acid all the way, Chen Buyu's tough shell seemed to be pierced in an instant, and all the grievances, sadness and shame gushed out from the breach.
The familiar heat appeared in the eye sockets again, and the vision quickly blurred like a window covered with water mist.
Su Ye: "!" Gan!
He undertook the pressure that he shouldn't have at this age, so that he developed a brand new conditioned reflex in just five days-as long as Chen Buyu's eyes turned red, he would have arrhythmia, flustered, and flustered.
"Can save! Chen Buyu is going to cry at me again!"
"Can rescue, it's all your fault this time, it's all your fault."
"If you hadn't said that Chen Buyu was just being polite to me, I wouldn't have insisted on giving him the little hen; if I hadn't insisted on giving him the little hen, the little hen wouldn't have pulled the little hen on the back of his hand. Shit; if the little hen doesn't shit on the back of his hand, I won't stop him from throwing shit; if I don't stop him from shitting, he won't be mad at me!"
"What should I do now? The favorability I have worked so hard for for so long is about to drop again."
The disabled rescue system lying on the little hen embraced the fat self with short arms, and the whole ball was deceivingly shrunk, and the whole body was covered by a dark cloud called "guilty heart".
He shook his body, lowered his eyes and muttered: "Well, I was wrong about Chen Buyu's intentions, which led to this series of consequences."
"But..." He twitched the non-existent nose, and the disabled rescue system tried his best to make amends for himself: "The more important reason is that Alpha's mind is too complicated, too varied, and too difficult to understand!" "I I admit that I made a mistake in decision-making, but in any case, at least half of this blame should be given to Chen Buyu."
Su Ye: "..." Why can't you do it, shirk responsibility No.1.
"The most urgent thing is what should I do now, how to remedy the worsening favorability. As for the issue of the pot, we will talk about it later."
The Rescue System patted the chubby body with its short ten-centimeter hands, and said two words dryly: "Pet him! Let him do whatever he wants, follow him." Su Ye suddenly Frightened, he did not immediately execute the systematic strategy and tactics as usual this time.
His complexion is strange, changing colors like a kaleidoscope from blue to white to green, as if he is engaged in an extremely fierce ideological struggle.
However, time waited for no one, seeing that Chen Buyu's eyes could no longer bear the heavy tears.He understood that he couldn't hesitate any longer!
So Su Ye gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and let go of Chen Buyu's wrist after making up his mind. He turned his head and told Lan Chan and the others: "No one is allowed to hide!"
Immediately, he closed his eyes tightly, showing a death-defying expression: "You throw it away!"
After Lan Chan and the others understood what Su Ye meant, they immediately turned pale with shock: "!" The little hen is not a human being, and you, Su Ye, are a real dog!
[Dump what?Not what I understand, right? 】
[Su Ye has let go, I'm afraid it's what you understand! 】
【Depend on!This is the legendary true love, right? 】
[I can't see Yu is angry, so let him vent? 】
[I'm in love, I'm willing to pour chicken shit with you, what kind of fairy love is this! 】
Thanks to Su Ye's unreasonable "wise decision", Chen Buyu's teardrops that almost slipped out of his eyes were successfully frightened back. He looked at the back of his messy hand, and then at the terrified Lan Chan and the others: "fall……"
"It doesn't have to be."
感谢在2020-10-2100:43:55-2020-10-2211:24:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——云开月明1瓶;
"Why?" Su Ye blinked in confusion, completely unable to understand why Chen Buyu contradicted himself.
"Buyu likes small animals, but he says he doesn't like chickens, isn't chicken a small animal?"
The idea of the rescue system is still highly consistent with Su Ye: "Chicken is obviously a small animal, and he really has no reason not to like it."
Su Ye drooped her eyebrows like a kicked stray dog, slumped her shoulders, and sighed resentfully: "I don't even understand what he's thinking now, is he trying to be nice to me, or really doesn't want to Want it?" Rescue system: "I don't know..."
Su Ye looked at Chen Buyu, then at the little hen in his hand, and then at Chen Buyu again. He decided to finally confirm the other party's true thoughts.
"Buyu, with the relationship between the two of us, you don't need to be polite at all. If you like little hens, just say it straight."
"I can help you raise it, and the eggs it lays are all yours."
"If you don't want to raise it any day, I'll help you stew it into Bo Bo Chicken."
Lan Chan and the others: "Ah, this..." Su Ye's liking was originally this kind of liking?
[Little Hen: No F?? K said. 】
[Uncle Su, you are ruthless! 】
[Is this going to drain all the value of the pullet? 】
[What a beautiful all-purpose chicken-what a beautiful all-purpose chicken-can lay eggs and put them in the pot, everyone praises them for being delicious and tender. 】
Chen Buyu took a deep breath, took another deep breath, and took another deep breath, but unfortunately, the irritability that rolled like waves did not calm down as usual, and the strong smell of chicken shit made him even more upset up.
He picked the hole in his jeans, and emphasized again firmly: "I don't..."
Puff—Chen Buyu and Su Ye looked down subconsciously, watching the colorful green chicken droppings draw a beautiful parabola, and hit the back of a white hand with prominent veins.
Although the pullet cannot control its intestines and sphincter, it can at least control the direction of its excrement, and the landing point is extremely precise.
Chen Buyu closed his eyes forcefully in disbelief, and when he opened them again, the soaked chicken feces still stubbornly stayed on the back of his hand, never leaving.
If chicken feces is likened to a slingshot in the hands of a brat, then Chen Buyu's state of mind is like a window glass that was hit miserably.Amidst a burst of broken sounds, it exploded with a bang.
Chen Buyu subconsciously raised his hand to shake it, but Su Ye grabbed his wrist before he could move.
Su Ye could clearly feel the slight trembling of the bones and warm flesh in his palm, and Chen Buyu's dazed and flustered expression revealed his inner unrest.
Rubbing Chen Buyu's well-shaped back, he comforted: "Buyu, you can't shake this thing, and you don't want to shake shit all over everyone's body and face, do you?"
Lan Chan, Zhan Yiyi, Zhu Xiu, and Wang Wenbai, one counts as the other, immediately retreated three meters when they heard this, for fear that they would become a fish in the pond.
[Actually, there is no need for Lan Chan to retire, she is no better than Chen Buyu now. 】
[It's still a little bit stronger, at least the chicken shit on her body has dried up. 】
[So disgusting, so disgusting, so disgusting!It's a variety show for dinner! 】
[Ahhh, I feel sorry for Yu Yuzi!What hatred, what resentment! 】
From the heart to the tip of the nose, it was as if lemon juice was dripping acid all the way, Chen Buyu's tough shell seemed to be pierced in an instant, and all the grievances, sadness and shame gushed out from the breach.
The familiar heat appeared in the eye sockets again, and the vision quickly blurred like a window covered with water mist.
Su Ye: "!" Gan!
He undertook the pressure that he shouldn't have at this age, so that he developed a brand new conditioned reflex in just five days-as long as Chen Buyu's eyes turned red, he would have arrhythmia, flustered, and flustered.
"Can save! Chen Buyu is going to cry at me again!"
"Can rescue, it's all your fault this time, it's all your fault."
"If you hadn't said that Chen Buyu was just being polite to me, I wouldn't have insisted on giving him the little hen; if I hadn't insisted on giving him the little hen, the little hen wouldn't have pulled the little hen on the back of his hand. Shit; if the little hen doesn't shit on the back of his hand, I won't stop him from throwing shit; if I don't stop him from shitting, he won't be mad at me!"
"What should I do now? The favorability I have worked so hard for for so long is about to drop again."
The disabled rescue system lying on the little hen embraced the fat self with short arms, and the whole ball was deceivingly shrunk, and the whole body was covered by a dark cloud called "guilty heart".
He shook his body, lowered his eyes and muttered: "Well, I was wrong about Chen Buyu's intentions, which led to this series of consequences."
"But..." He twitched the non-existent nose, and the disabled rescue system tried his best to make amends for himself: "The more important reason is that Alpha's mind is too complicated, too varied, and too difficult to understand!" "I I admit that I made a mistake in decision-making, but in any case, at least half of this blame should be given to Chen Buyu."
Su Ye: "..." Why can't you do it, shirk responsibility No.1.
"The most urgent thing is what should I do now, how to remedy the worsening favorability. As for the issue of the pot, we will talk about it later."
The Rescue System patted the chubby body with its short ten-centimeter hands, and said two words dryly: "Pet him! Let him do whatever he wants, follow him." Su Ye suddenly Frightened, he did not immediately execute the systematic strategy and tactics as usual this time.
His complexion is strange, changing colors like a kaleidoscope from blue to white to green, as if he is engaged in an extremely fierce ideological struggle.
However, time waited for no one, seeing that Chen Buyu's eyes could no longer bear the heavy tears.He understood that he couldn't hesitate any longer!
So Su Ye gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and let go of Chen Buyu's wrist after making up his mind. He turned his head and told Lan Chan and the others: "No one is allowed to hide!"
Immediately, he closed his eyes tightly, showing a death-defying expression: "You throw it away!"
After Lan Chan and the others understood what Su Ye meant, they immediately turned pale with shock: "!" The little hen is not a human being, and you, Su Ye, are a real dog!
[Dump what?Not what I understand, right? 】
[Su Ye has let go, I'm afraid it's what you understand! 】
【Depend on!This is the legendary true love, right? 】
[I can't see Yu is angry, so let him vent? 】
[I'm in love, I'm willing to pour chicken shit with you, what kind of fairy love is this! 】
Thanks to Su Ye's unreasonable "wise decision", Chen Buyu's teardrops that almost slipped out of his eyes were successfully frightened back. He looked at the back of his messy hand, and then at the terrified Lan Chan and the others: "fall……"
"It doesn't have to be."
感谢在2020-10-2100:43:55-2020-10-2211:24:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——云开月明1瓶;
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