Today, Chen Buyu finally understands why Su Ye is so talented in provoking people - on the one hand, it comes from genetic inheritance, on the other hand, it is because of his mental illness.

To be honest, Su Ye can even be regarded as "taking the essence and discarding the dross", combining the advantages of both parents to grow.

Otherwise, with his force value, no matter if he cheated into a marriage like Tang Jin, or domestic violence like Su Tangxin, it would probably lead to a terrible tragedy.

On Chen Buyu's side, he was not only opened the door to a new world by the legendary life of Su Ye's parents, he was also kicked off the door frame, and finally smashed a wall with a sledgehammer; The headache is also difficult, he was tortured by Su Ye's "A Hundred Thousand Nonsensical Whys".

However, the old saying goes well: "Learn skills from barbarians to control barbarians."

"Only magic can defeat magic."

"If you can't beat your opponent, join them."

So Zheng Jiangli was naturally transformed by Su Ye. He changed from passive to active, and began to ask Su Ye: "Why do you have to be friends with Buyu?"

"Ah..." Su Ye pursed his lips. Of course he couldn't expose the existence of the system, so he could only open his eyes and talk nonsense: "Because he is good-looking."

"Tsk—" Zheng Jiangli pouted, convinced: "Superficial..."

What a nonsense reason, but considering Su Ye's brain circuit with nine bends and eighteen bends, Zheng Jiangli has no reason not to accept it: "You still have to look inside to make friends! Buyu's personality is indeed good, but occasionally there are...how should I say it?" Woolen cloth……"

"His emotions and expressions are managed so well that people can't see what he is thinking. Sometimes you think you have a good relationship with him, but he is only your colleague..."

The corners of Su Ye's mouth drooped, and the suspicion in his eyes was clear: "I feel that you are bluffing me, and I have evidence. Because when Buyu was angry with me, it was very obvious, and there were tears in his eyes that he couldn't shed. "

Zheng Jiangli stopped unconsciously when he heard the words, and turned his head to meet Su Ye's gaze: "He? Tears? Are you kidding me?"

The action of slumping shoulders showed self-evident disappointment, Su Yeyan said: "You don't know Buyu better than I do, I'm so stupid to give up the opportunity to be alone with him just to learn from you... "

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that Zheng Jiangli was unreliable, and he couldn't help but confirm again: "Does he really like to eat fruit?"

"Do you think I lied to you? I grew up with him, how can I not know what he likes to eat?"

"Then what doesn't he like to eat?"

Zheng Jiangli choked up, thinking of Chen Buyu's delicious food, he hesitated: "He...he seems to...have nothing he doesn't like..."

Su Ye's eyes of condemnation fell on Zheng Jiangli's face, his wooden stiff face clearly expressed his dissatisfaction: So, what nonsense were you talking about just now?

The house leak happened to rain overnight, and the ship was late and hit the wind again.

Su Ye personally interpreted what is meant by "Fu Wushuang comes, Misfortunes never come singly", because just when he regretted not following in Chen Buyu's footsteps, the prompt sound of [Brain Rescue System] sounded in his mind again: "Drip! Warning, warning, serious warning! The proportion of the host's brain-dead fans is higher than 3%! Before the proportion of brain-dead fans drops back to the safe range, the system will immediately start the drop penalty."

"The frequency of click penalty drops increases with the increase in the proportion of brain-dead fans. The host please educate the brain-dead fans to return to the right way as soon as possible!" My hands and feet were weak, my hairs were blown up, and I took a deep breath: "Careless! I'm really careless!" After leaving the entertainment industry for too long, Su Ye not only forgot her job in [Brain Rescue System], but also forgot that she was once The fear of domination by the brainless fans, let alone why he stubbornly refused to start the main quest - because the large number of brainless fans brought by his debut work left an indelible shadow and trauma on his young heart.

At the age of 16, Su Ye voluntarily enlisted in the army to serve in the army. At the age of 17, when he was recuperating due to injury, he was bound by the [Brain Rescue System], and filmed his first TV series during his recuperation.

At that time, Su Ye was driving ducks to the shelves, and his acting skills were so horrible that it was indistinguishable from Zheng Jiangli's now.

Fortunately, from a certain point of view, the entertainment industry can be called a waste paradise.Because of the diversity of aesthetics, no matter how useless the idol is, fans can find the shining points worthy of praise: if the idol does not conform to the public aesthetics, then praise him for his temperament; if the idol has no temperament, then praise him for his good acting skills; If the idol has no acting skills, then shout out that the appearance is king.

If the idol's personal morality is corrupt, then call attention to the works; if the idol has no works, then show off his rich family background; if the idol is poor and white, then name the hope of the whole village.

The above is purely the subjective assumption of brain-dead fans, and no one but themselves can say it.

Even if the idol himself comes forward and insists that he is useless, the brainless fans can interpret it from the opposite direction: "Look! Our idol is really humble and hardworking!"

Using "blindness" to describe brain-dead fans is actually not very accurate.Because the brain-dead fans who have cultivated to the extreme have the three views of blindness, blindness, blindness, and blindness, plus a double standard that is well-known in the universe.

With the entertainment industry as the cornerstone, brain-dead fans as nourishment, and capitalists as promoters, those "three no idols" who have "no acting skills, no appearance, and no character" can have tens of millions of fans.

Su Ye, a high-quality potential stock with outstanding looks, naturally didn't give in, and fans flocked to him like predators smelling fishy.

【Ming Chao】The number of fans on the account is increasing day by day, which kicked off the prelude to Su Ye being baptized by the punishment mechanism of the 【Brain Rescue System】.

For three whole months, he was like a terminal patient suffering from Parkinson's and epilepsy at the same time, convulsing regardless of time, place, and occasion.

Every muscle in his body lost control, his expression, body, and voice were hideous, like a broken robot whose main program had been invaded by a virus.

But after pumping, Su Ye's body did not suffer any damage.After all, after precise calculations, [Brain Rescue System] is always able to control the size within the slightest, and will never let the host who has not completed the task die in his own hands.

The injury is on Su Ye's body, and the pain is on the family's heart.Department of Brain, Psychiatry, Psychology... I have visited each department more than [-] times. Su Ye's family is familiar with the top doctors in each field. However, the results of the diagnosis and treatment are the same: strong as a cow, maybe under pressure, it is recommended to rest.

The Su family, who were originally atheists, became suspicious, and Tang Jin even became a master himself, almost going astray.

Fortunately, there is no unparalleled road, and the continuous interviews on various video websites gave Su Ye a chance to "save himself".

After a lot of unremitting efforts, he finally reduced the amount of brain powder to below the red line of 3% before returning to the army.

Zheng Jiangli didn't know that Su Ye had fallen into the muddy swamp again, he just wanted to defend his reputation.

So he began to explain in detail: "Buyu doesn't have high requirements for food and drink, he cares more about clothing, accessories and living environment."

"Oh..." At this moment, all the brain cells of Su Ye are used to thinking about how to reduce the amount of brain powder as soon as possible. When he replied, he was a little absent-minded: "I understand..."

"When we were sleeping last night, he not only sprayed perfume on the pillow, but also lifted the mattress and sprayed it."

Zheng Jiangli looked at Su Ye as if he was looking at a hero: "Are you able to climb into Chen Buyu's bed without dying?! Did I guess wrong?"

"It's not pursuing, but something has already been done? And it has developed to the point where [second base is up, third base is not] full?"

It's not that Zheng Jiangli made a fuss about Chen Buyu and Su Ye sharing the same bed, it's mainly because...

He also "climbed" over Chen Buyu's bed, and it ended badly.

It was a dark and windy quiet spring night two months ago, everything was revived, and it was the season for animals to mate.

The sounds of cicadas and frogs are heard outside the window, and there is a subtle fragrance floating in the air—the smell of Omega pheromones.

Chen Buyu and Zheng Jiangli were undoubtedly affected. They looked at each other with hazy drunken eyes, and the originally sharp and handsome faces seemed to be coated with a layer of mist and soft light.

The rationality teased by the Omega pheromones disappeared like a wild horse, and they both had the illusion that they could have a try with Alpha at the same time.

After dusk, try and die.

After Chen Buyu and Zheng Jiangli couldn't wait to strip each other naked, there was a strong disagreement on the position.

Alpha's instinct, sleeping in the river of erotic desire, gradually awakened. Both of them were "anger from the heart, and evil grew from the side of the gall."

The former "hand-to-hand combat" is the connotation, and the latter "hand-to-hand combat" is the expression. The language and culture are broad and profound.

The two fought until dawn, and gained a lot, including but not limited to: two swollen pig heads, bloodshot eyes, torn corners of the mouth, two kicked broken ribs (belonging to Zheng Jiangli), a broken collarbone ( belongs to Chen Buyu)...

Although Chen Bufan sent the two to the hospital in time after he found out, Zheng Jiangli, who had a hole in his lung, was still hospitalized for two months, but Chen Buyu went straight to filming after his face subsided.

And Zheng Jiangli's first job after being discharged from the hospital was as a special guest of "Holiday Island".

The ribs, which had already fully recovered, started to ache again after meeting Su Ye.

"You..." Zheng Jiangli cleared his throat, hesitant to speak: "What's the relationship with Buyu?"

"Whisper in my ear and tell me that you won't be radioed."

【do not!Alone Better Together!We want to know too! 】

【Put out curious long ears? JPG】

[Sure enough, gossip is a human nature, and even male gods can't control it. 】

"Hey……"

"Ugh……"

"sorrow……"

Su Ye sighed again and again, and the corners of his lowered eyes showed a little sadness. He waved his hands inexplicably: "You don't understand, the relationship between us is too complicated, and we won't be able to explain it for a while."

The novice task of [Brain Fan Rescue System], Su Ye's life and Chen Buyu's favorability, the relationship is intricate and cannot be easily explained, naturally it is not clear.

However, in Zheng Jiangli's ears, Su Ye's reaction not only confirmed his guess, but also made people think deeply: "What do you mean? Is it deeper than dating?" "Talking about marriage? Parents Oppose? A fateful mandarin duck?"

"But no matter what, he is very capable of taking down Chen Buyu."

"A true warrior not only dares to face Alpha's fist, but also dares to bite Alpha's body against his fist."

While Zheng Jiangli was speculating secretly, the barrage wailed: 【What do you mean?What does Su Ye mean?Either don't say it, or say it completely, leaving half of it makes me scratch my heart. 】

[Yu Yuzi is single!Yu Yuzi is single!Say important things three times! 】

[Yu Yuzi has never been in love, has he?He has never been in the habit of sneaking around. If he really has something to do with Su Ye, there is no reason not to say it. 】

[Su Ye is just too hot, people who eat melons should stop thinking about it, Chen Buyu is beautiful, thank you. 】

[Whatever eat melon passers-by, I think they are all Huangquan passers-by.Jumping here and there all day long, are you all unemployed people at the bottom of society? 】

Although the guests in each group mainly fished and supplemented by work, with the help of the almighty Su Ye, this difficult task was completed exceptionally smoothly.

They found all the plants within two hours. Su Yexiao's (self) group (self) found six plants, Chen Buyu's and Lan Chan's teams found one each.

There was still an hour and a half left before the formal dinner, so the program team moved forward the one-person interview originally scheduled for after dinner.

After interviewing Su Ye, Chen Buyu and Lan Chan respectively, after dinner, interviewed Zheng Jiangli.

The first person to be interviewed by the host alone was naturally Su Ye, who was "in the limelight".

As Su Ye walked towards the restaurant, he happily communicated with the rescue system: "It's really sleepy to send a pillow, and I'm wondering how to reduce the amount of brain-dead fans! The program team came to the rescue with a hurricane."

"Canjiu, how do you think I should behave so that the idiots will find that I'm not their type?"

Rescue system: "The host doesn't have to be nervous, you can just perform normally."

Su Ye: "?" Something seems wrong?

After entering the restaurant, Su Ye closed the door tightly at the request of the host, and the interview officially started.

Host: "There are mixed reviews of you on the Internet, what do you think?"

Su Ye nodded, indicating that he knew about it: "Oh..."

"Um..." The host had to repeat: "Tell me your opinion."

"I don't have any opinions. Why should I care about how those inexplicable people evaluate me? I don't need their affirmation yet."

The opening scene was Wang Zha, even the experienced host couldn't answer the conversation, so he could only continue to the next topic: "This is your first time participating in a live variety show? How do you feel?"

Su Ye leaned on her chin, looked up at the sky and said, "Ah... this..."

"The Veteran Chicken team is friendly and hard to bring along, and I will never come here again."

[Gan!Too bad!I wonder how other people feel now. 】

[Too merciless?Is this not good? 】

[Oh, maybe your idols are weak chickens, and Su Ye is not allowed to tell the truth? 】

[I suggest that you don't pick Su Ye's reasoning, but tell your idol to work hard to avoid being hanged and beaten. 】

The host secretly gritted his back molars, and handed Su Ye the steps calmly: "Actually, I found that you are quite happy getting along with other artists, right?"

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