True Beta needs to attack Alpha
Chapter 41
Su Ye really lived up to Director Zhang's ardent hopes, and made a wave of publicity for their TV series.
The famous physicist Newton once said: "If I see farther than others, it is because I stand on the shoulders of giants."
Although Su Ye failed to stand on the shoulders of giants to promote the TV series, he had Yundeng's skin as thick as a city wall under his feet.
Therefore, the publicity effect has also reached the level of the best, far surpassing other similar TV series, and it can even be said that it became popular before it was broadcast.
After the incident was reversed, some netizens who supported Yundeng still refused to admit their mistakes in order to protect their face. While they excused Yundeng with various unimaginable reasons, they also poured dirty water on Su Ye.
Su Ye didn't pay attention to these minority groups that "everyone is drunk, they are alone". After all, Longzhizhou has a population base of 30 billion here, and it is not uncommon for there to be 800 million anti-intellectual idiots.
Director Zhang was very satisfied with Su Ye's successful publicity, and the film crew happily started the production.
Play name: "Days of Falling in Love with the Domineering President" Synopsis: The story originates from food delivery. Since then, a series of ironic stories have happened between the two, and after going through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, they finally achieved the right result.True love, never silent!
Just looking at the title and introduction of the show, it looks like a light comedy, but the plot can't hide its bloody nature.
According to the character setting, the life of the domineering president is basically: nostrils, high above the sky, cutting words, doing nothing, I have money, good looks, and a heartthrob, but I like to be a little boy and lick dogs; the characteristics of the takeaway boy can be summarized For: living in poverty, stupid, doomed, stubborn, I have no money, no face, no EQ, but I line up to take over Pan Xia.
The daily routine of the two is basically: the younger brother causes trouble, and the president cleans up the mess; the younger brother causes trouble again, and the president cleans up the mess again;Yes, the CEO is not very good at work, No. 1 in garbage collection.
The main conflict between the two lies in: the younger brother misunderstood that the cannon fodder was having an affair with the CEO, and the CEO tried to explain, but the younger brother was heartbroken, "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen to your explanation! An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth!"; Misunderstood that the younger brother has an affair with the cannon fodder, the president asked for an explanation, the younger brother was ashamed, "I explained you and you would not believe me, dignity does not allow me to explain to you humbly." There are many difficulties and twists and turns for the two of them: traffic accidents, amnesia and injuries ; The supporting role is in the way, leaving the country; Parents object, trust crisis; Suicide attempt, mental disorder.
The two finally tied the knot: the cannon fodder Gong Shi let go, the cannon fodder shou let go at will; the president licks the dog until the end, and the takeaway boy has everything that one expects.
At the end of the story, all the characters are whitewashed, and everyone has a bright future.
The same routine, as long as it is arranged and combined in terms of gender, development sequence, and character, at least one hundred and eighty TV dramas can be produced, which shows how vulgar it is.
Even so, Su Ye adhered to the work principle of "Either don't do it, or try to do the best if you do it", and did not have the slightest thought of being passive and slowing down.
In addition, Xiu Qi, his partner, has a good personality, so the first day of filming was...
It's not really going well.
"Crap!" The exhausted Director Zhang looked at Xiu Qi, his eyes filled with despair and sadness: "Xiao Xiu..."
Reluctantly pulling the corners of his mouth into a kind smile, he cautiously continued: "Why don't you find out how you feel first?"
The thin-skinned Xiu Qi's cheeks turned into red lanterns, and he apologized stammeringly: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! Please everyone, I'm really sorry, I'm so bad."
While bowing repeatedly like a kowtow machine, he walked towards his rest room with hands and feet: "I'll think about the script for a while, give me some time, sorry."
Xiu Qi is good at everything, and his personality is as soft as a cotton ball.He is clearly the male lead appointed by the investor, but he treats all the crew members with equal enthusiasm.Milk tea, desserts, lunch and dinner are all inclusive, and they are more considerate than field affairs.
But—but the latter is the key point, Xiu Qi's acting skills are far from being as simple as hot eyes, they have risen to another level completely.
From poisoning the spirit, polluting the soul to affecting physical health, it can be said to hit the audience 360 degrees without dead ends.
Su Ye was able to hold back his expression and play with him, all thanks to the diamond perseverance forged through years of military career.
Director Zhang watched Xiu Qi go back to his resting room, where the scorching afternoon sun shone on his big face like a water basin.
He wiped off the sweat that flowed down his triple chin, and couldn't help sighing secretly: "Xiu Qi is a good kid, hardworking, hardworking, and able to listen to opinions, but it's a pity he doesn't have acting talent."
"I have been in the industry for more than [-] years, and it was the first time I saw an actor acting and felt sick."
"Su Ye..." He beckoned to Su Ye who was about to sneak into the lounge, Director Zhang smiled and narrowed his eyes showing appreciation: "Come here."
"Little Su..." The palms with four neat pockets barely reached Su Ye's shoulders. When Director Zhang turned around, the folding chair under his buttocks made an overwhelmed sound: "Good acting!"
"Internet rumors are not credible, as expected, seeing is believing."
Su Ye is not a gifted actor. The reason why he can perform all the characters with ease, all the expressions and emotions are controlled to the slightest, is also due to years of practice in the system space - spending three years in the real world. 10 minutes, corresponding to three years spent in the system space.
"Come on..." After struggling to pull out the mobile phone from the trouser pocket that was close to the thigh, Director Zhang panted heavily as if he had run ten kilometers: "Let's add WeChat, I have a role It's especially suitable for you, huh—" "I'll contact you when I get an investor."
Seeing the sweat rolling down Dao Zhang's forehead, Su Ye said sincerely, "Daddy Zhang, you are sweating even when you move even the slightest movement. You really should lose weight."
"Sweat contains sodium chloride, urea, lactic acid, fatty acids and other substances, which are similar to the composition of urine, that is to say..."
"Stop!" Director Zhang, who guessed what Su Ye was going to say, immediately stopped: "I understand..."
"The old man doesn't need you young people to worry about it, it's less! You also hurry back to the rest meeting and try to finish filming this scene today."
Thanks to Xiu Qi's steady performance, half a day passed without even finishing a single scene.
The next ten days of shooting are not much different from the first day, after all, the essence of the work is the copier.
This is especially true when Xiu Qi, who is acting opposite Su Ye, is an actor who stays put no matter how hard he tries.
Su Ye didn't feel anxious because of the slower shooting progress than a snail. He insisted on making video calls with Chen Buyu for half an hour every night, so his mood was always stable.
But the other staff members of the crew were only a thin line away from the explosion of mentality. The set was always covered with dark clouds and the atmosphere was gloomy. Everyone sighed because they could not see the dawn of hope.
From the director who organized the whole scene to the aunt who was in charge of serving the meals, no one expected that Xiu Qi's acting skills could be so bad, incredible, and earth-shattering.
Several newly debuted actors were even more desperate. They wanted to use this drama to open the door to their careers, but they didn't think the door was opened.
Instead, the windows were sealed and the sewer was blocked. The only thing left to them was an indelible psychological shadow.
Even though the situation was so bad, Su Ye still didn't expect that the crew would be disbanded on the spot overnight.
Even though Director Zhang and Xiu Qi notified on WeChat that the crew disappeared, he still didn't have a sense of reality.
So Su Ye first headed sleepily to the set of yesterday's filming - things changed and people changed, and then went to the tidy rest room - people go to cool down...
If it weren't for the fact that the date was July 4028, 7, he would have wondered if he had slept for a whole year, not just eight hours.
So when Chen Buyu came home, he saw Su Ye squatting at the door of his house, drowsy.
"Aren't you filming?" Chen Buyu was extremely surprised: "Did you breach the contract? Or did you finish filming? It's only been ten days, why did you come back?"
"I also thought I was filming..." Su Ye scratched at the broken hair that I didn't have time to take care of, and there were a few strands of dull hair on the top of her head in a mess: "But I only slept for one night, and the crew suddenly disbanded."
"What do you mean disbanded?" Forgive Chen Buyu for not seeing the world, never hearing that a crew with hundreds of people can break up as soon as they say they are playing a house.
"It was Director Zhang who suddenly informed me in the middle of the night yesterday: The filming ends here, and I will return tomorrow on my own."
"Haven't you guys been filming for fourteen days? At least one-sixth of the plot has been filmed. How much loss has been caused by cutting in half."
Chen Buyu frowned, and after opening the door, he called Su Ye into the room: "Did an accident happen to your crew? Or was there a scandal? Or did an artist commit a crime?"
"Not at all..." Su Ye changed his exclusive slippers, shook his head and said: "And our progress is not as fast as you imagined, we only shot three scenes in these fourteen days, maybe one in sixty None of the plots."
The corner of Chen Buyu's mouth twitched, feeling as if he had found the key to the matter: "Filming a three-act scene in more than ten days? That may be because the investor wants to stop the loss in time..."
Su Ye, on the other hand, continued indifferently: "It doesn't matter if you don't continue filming, anyway, I've already got my salary, so it's better to be lazy."
"It's just what I want to come back early. I still have gifts that I haven't had time to give you."
He took out the only big item from the empty suitcase—an exquisite gift box, and held it in front of Chen Buyu with his hands like offering treasures, his eyes were shining like stars: "Give it to you, I promise."
"You bought it at the film and television base?" With a suspicious look at Su Ye, Chen Buyu frowned as he unpacked the package and recalled, "There doesn't seem to be any special products there, right?"
Then, Chen Buyu took out a cylindrical object with a handle lying in the petals of immortality.
He suddenly had an ominous premonition, and his fingers touching the cylindrical object trembled slightly: "What is this?"
"Boutique Prostate Massager."
"Exquisite what?" It's not that Chen Buyu didn't hear clearly, he just couldn't believe his ears: "Say it again, what is exquisite?"
“Boutique Prostate Massager!”
As if there were snow-white wings fanning triumphantly behind Su Ye, he danced and explained: "The high-quality prostate massager, with ten levels of vibration intensity and thirty vibration modes, can meet your various needs; the whole body adopts skin-friendly Made of self-heating material, it will satisfy you as one; it is waterproof, anti-electricity, anti-lightning, anti-fire, anti-smashing, anti-lost, a good helper for home and travel.”
"I know you're a bit of a shy doctor, and you don't want me to have a massage, nor do you want a doctor to do it. So I'm giving you this so you can be self-sufficient!"
"Exquisite prostate massager, created exclusively for you. The world's limited edition, only this one, no semicolon."
He took out a vacuum-packed glass slide from his coat pocket, and Su Ye continued: "You just need to drop the obtained prostate fluid on the upper part when you use it. Then give it to me, and I'll help you take it for testing."
"Cansu, this lottery draw is really good!"
Disability Rescue System proudly straightened its body: "The product produced by the system must be a high-quality product!"
Just when Su Ye was expecting Chen Buyu to give her a grateful hug, Chen Buyu's face gradually froze like a neon light, changing colors in patterns of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.
Although Chen Buyu is now like a nuclear bomb repeatedly jumping between bombing and not bombing, he still has reason and knows that whether he fights Su Ye or talks, he has no advantage.
So he simply ignored the existence of the other party, and directly vented his anger with the high-quality prostate massager.
He dropped the boutique prostate massager on the ground - not damaged at all, stomped on his feet - not damaged at all, smashed it with a hammer - not damaged at all, chopped it with a kitchen knife - not damaged at all, burned it with alcohol - not damaged at all damage……
Seeing that Chen Buyu was sweating profusely, Su Ye was quite puzzled: "Is it my problem? The prostate massager doesn't seem to be used like this?"
The Rescue System said: "Host, Chen Buyu is trying to destroy the massager."
Su Ye suddenly realized, so he said, "Buyu, this is a fine product and cannot be damaged."
"Why don't you use it? If you are really embarrassed, I can pretend that I don't know you have used it."
"Shut up!" Chen Buyu shook his head violently, the hair clinging to his forehead flung fine beads of sweat, and his sharp peach eyes were bewitchingly red: "Can't be damaged?"
"Hmph!" He gave a sinister smile, ran into the basement with a "kick, kick, kick" and pushed out a 250-kilogram portable hydraulic press.
The moment the hydraulic press hit the ground, six marble tiles died in response.
In Chen Buyu's burning eyes, the hydraulic press pressed down slowly and firmly.
When lifted again, the Boutique Prostate Massager was still intact and had left its shape on the table of the hydraulic press.
Su Ye knew this would be the result: "It's not bad, you two are destined."
"You have your head!" Angry from the heart, evil to the gall, Chen Buyu pulled out the high-quality prostate massager embedded in the workbench, and slammed Su Ye with his backhand: "You scumbag!"
Facing the high-quality prostate massager flying towards him, Su Ye unhurriedly tightened his chest muscles—so the high-quality prostate massager landed on his hard chest without any surprise, and was "bounced" by the same way. "Returned, hitting Chen Buyu's head directly.
There was a dull impact sound, Su Ye and the high-quality prostate massager were unscathed, only Chen Buyu staggered two steps as if drunk, and finally collapsed on the ground like boiled soft noodles.
History is always surprisingly similar.
A bit late, but very thick and long.I guess, you didn't guess the follow-up.
The famous physicist Newton once said: "If I see farther than others, it is because I stand on the shoulders of giants."
Although Su Ye failed to stand on the shoulders of giants to promote the TV series, he had Yundeng's skin as thick as a city wall under his feet.
Therefore, the publicity effect has also reached the level of the best, far surpassing other similar TV series, and it can even be said that it became popular before it was broadcast.
After the incident was reversed, some netizens who supported Yundeng still refused to admit their mistakes in order to protect their face. While they excused Yundeng with various unimaginable reasons, they also poured dirty water on Su Ye.
Su Ye didn't pay attention to these minority groups that "everyone is drunk, they are alone". After all, Longzhizhou has a population base of 30 billion here, and it is not uncommon for there to be 800 million anti-intellectual idiots.
Director Zhang was very satisfied with Su Ye's successful publicity, and the film crew happily started the production.
Play name: "Days of Falling in Love with the Domineering President" Synopsis: The story originates from food delivery. Since then, a series of ironic stories have happened between the two, and after going through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, they finally achieved the right result.True love, never silent!
Just looking at the title and introduction of the show, it looks like a light comedy, but the plot can't hide its bloody nature.
According to the character setting, the life of the domineering president is basically: nostrils, high above the sky, cutting words, doing nothing, I have money, good looks, and a heartthrob, but I like to be a little boy and lick dogs; the characteristics of the takeaway boy can be summarized For: living in poverty, stupid, doomed, stubborn, I have no money, no face, no EQ, but I line up to take over Pan Xia.
The daily routine of the two is basically: the younger brother causes trouble, and the president cleans up the mess; the younger brother causes trouble again, and the president cleans up the mess again;Yes, the CEO is not very good at work, No. 1 in garbage collection.
The main conflict between the two lies in: the younger brother misunderstood that the cannon fodder was having an affair with the CEO, and the CEO tried to explain, but the younger brother was heartbroken, "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen to your explanation! An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth!"; Misunderstood that the younger brother has an affair with the cannon fodder, the president asked for an explanation, the younger brother was ashamed, "I explained you and you would not believe me, dignity does not allow me to explain to you humbly." There are many difficulties and twists and turns for the two of them: traffic accidents, amnesia and injuries ; The supporting role is in the way, leaving the country; Parents object, trust crisis; Suicide attempt, mental disorder.
The two finally tied the knot: the cannon fodder Gong Shi let go, the cannon fodder shou let go at will; the president licks the dog until the end, and the takeaway boy has everything that one expects.
At the end of the story, all the characters are whitewashed, and everyone has a bright future.
The same routine, as long as it is arranged and combined in terms of gender, development sequence, and character, at least one hundred and eighty TV dramas can be produced, which shows how vulgar it is.
Even so, Su Ye adhered to the work principle of "Either don't do it, or try to do the best if you do it", and did not have the slightest thought of being passive and slowing down.
In addition, Xiu Qi, his partner, has a good personality, so the first day of filming was...
It's not really going well.
"Crap!" The exhausted Director Zhang looked at Xiu Qi, his eyes filled with despair and sadness: "Xiao Xiu..."
Reluctantly pulling the corners of his mouth into a kind smile, he cautiously continued: "Why don't you find out how you feel first?"
The thin-skinned Xiu Qi's cheeks turned into red lanterns, and he apologized stammeringly: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! Please everyone, I'm really sorry, I'm so bad."
While bowing repeatedly like a kowtow machine, he walked towards his rest room with hands and feet: "I'll think about the script for a while, give me some time, sorry."
Xiu Qi is good at everything, and his personality is as soft as a cotton ball.He is clearly the male lead appointed by the investor, but he treats all the crew members with equal enthusiasm.Milk tea, desserts, lunch and dinner are all inclusive, and they are more considerate than field affairs.
But—but the latter is the key point, Xiu Qi's acting skills are far from being as simple as hot eyes, they have risen to another level completely.
From poisoning the spirit, polluting the soul to affecting physical health, it can be said to hit the audience 360 degrees without dead ends.
Su Ye was able to hold back his expression and play with him, all thanks to the diamond perseverance forged through years of military career.
Director Zhang watched Xiu Qi go back to his resting room, where the scorching afternoon sun shone on his big face like a water basin.
He wiped off the sweat that flowed down his triple chin, and couldn't help sighing secretly: "Xiu Qi is a good kid, hardworking, hardworking, and able to listen to opinions, but it's a pity he doesn't have acting talent."
"I have been in the industry for more than [-] years, and it was the first time I saw an actor acting and felt sick."
"Su Ye..." He beckoned to Su Ye who was about to sneak into the lounge, Director Zhang smiled and narrowed his eyes showing appreciation: "Come here."
"Little Su..." The palms with four neat pockets barely reached Su Ye's shoulders. When Director Zhang turned around, the folding chair under his buttocks made an overwhelmed sound: "Good acting!"
"Internet rumors are not credible, as expected, seeing is believing."
Su Ye is not a gifted actor. The reason why he can perform all the characters with ease, all the expressions and emotions are controlled to the slightest, is also due to years of practice in the system space - spending three years in the real world. 10 minutes, corresponding to three years spent in the system space.
"Come on..." After struggling to pull out the mobile phone from the trouser pocket that was close to the thigh, Director Zhang panted heavily as if he had run ten kilometers: "Let's add WeChat, I have a role It's especially suitable for you, huh—" "I'll contact you when I get an investor."
Seeing the sweat rolling down Dao Zhang's forehead, Su Ye said sincerely, "Daddy Zhang, you are sweating even when you move even the slightest movement. You really should lose weight."
"Sweat contains sodium chloride, urea, lactic acid, fatty acids and other substances, which are similar to the composition of urine, that is to say..."
"Stop!" Director Zhang, who guessed what Su Ye was going to say, immediately stopped: "I understand..."
"The old man doesn't need you young people to worry about it, it's less! You also hurry back to the rest meeting and try to finish filming this scene today."
Thanks to Xiu Qi's steady performance, half a day passed without even finishing a single scene.
The next ten days of shooting are not much different from the first day, after all, the essence of the work is the copier.
This is especially true when Xiu Qi, who is acting opposite Su Ye, is an actor who stays put no matter how hard he tries.
Su Ye didn't feel anxious because of the slower shooting progress than a snail. He insisted on making video calls with Chen Buyu for half an hour every night, so his mood was always stable.
But the other staff members of the crew were only a thin line away from the explosion of mentality. The set was always covered with dark clouds and the atmosphere was gloomy. Everyone sighed because they could not see the dawn of hope.
From the director who organized the whole scene to the aunt who was in charge of serving the meals, no one expected that Xiu Qi's acting skills could be so bad, incredible, and earth-shattering.
Several newly debuted actors were even more desperate. They wanted to use this drama to open the door to their careers, but they didn't think the door was opened.
Instead, the windows were sealed and the sewer was blocked. The only thing left to them was an indelible psychological shadow.
Even though the situation was so bad, Su Ye still didn't expect that the crew would be disbanded on the spot overnight.
Even though Director Zhang and Xiu Qi notified on WeChat that the crew disappeared, he still didn't have a sense of reality.
So Su Ye first headed sleepily to the set of yesterday's filming - things changed and people changed, and then went to the tidy rest room - people go to cool down...
If it weren't for the fact that the date was July 4028, 7, he would have wondered if he had slept for a whole year, not just eight hours.
So when Chen Buyu came home, he saw Su Ye squatting at the door of his house, drowsy.
"Aren't you filming?" Chen Buyu was extremely surprised: "Did you breach the contract? Or did you finish filming? It's only been ten days, why did you come back?"
"I also thought I was filming..." Su Ye scratched at the broken hair that I didn't have time to take care of, and there were a few strands of dull hair on the top of her head in a mess: "But I only slept for one night, and the crew suddenly disbanded."
"What do you mean disbanded?" Forgive Chen Buyu for not seeing the world, never hearing that a crew with hundreds of people can break up as soon as they say they are playing a house.
"It was Director Zhang who suddenly informed me in the middle of the night yesterday: The filming ends here, and I will return tomorrow on my own."
"Haven't you guys been filming for fourteen days? At least one-sixth of the plot has been filmed. How much loss has been caused by cutting in half."
Chen Buyu frowned, and after opening the door, he called Su Ye into the room: "Did an accident happen to your crew? Or was there a scandal? Or did an artist commit a crime?"
"Not at all..." Su Ye changed his exclusive slippers, shook his head and said: "And our progress is not as fast as you imagined, we only shot three scenes in these fourteen days, maybe one in sixty None of the plots."
The corner of Chen Buyu's mouth twitched, feeling as if he had found the key to the matter: "Filming a three-act scene in more than ten days? That may be because the investor wants to stop the loss in time..."
Su Ye, on the other hand, continued indifferently: "It doesn't matter if you don't continue filming, anyway, I've already got my salary, so it's better to be lazy."
"It's just what I want to come back early. I still have gifts that I haven't had time to give you."
He took out the only big item from the empty suitcase—an exquisite gift box, and held it in front of Chen Buyu with his hands like offering treasures, his eyes were shining like stars: "Give it to you, I promise."
"You bought it at the film and television base?" With a suspicious look at Su Ye, Chen Buyu frowned as he unpacked the package and recalled, "There doesn't seem to be any special products there, right?"
Then, Chen Buyu took out a cylindrical object with a handle lying in the petals of immortality.
He suddenly had an ominous premonition, and his fingers touching the cylindrical object trembled slightly: "What is this?"
"Boutique Prostate Massager."
"Exquisite what?" It's not that Chen Buyu didn't hear clearly, he just couldn't believe his ears: "Say it again, what is exquisite?"
“Boutique Prostate Massager!”
As if there were snow-white wings fanning triumphantly behind Su Ye, he danced and explained: "The high-quality prostate massager, with ten levels of vibration intensity and thirty vibration modes, can meet your various needs; the whole body adopts skin-friendly Made of self-heating material, it will satisfy you as one; it is waterproof, anti-electricity, anti-lightning, anti-fire, anti-smashing, anti-lost, a good helper for home and travel.”
"I know you're a bit of a shy doctor, and you don't want me to have a massage, nor do you want a doctor to do it. So I'm giving you this so you can be self-sufficient!"
"Exquisite prostate massager, created exclusively for you. The world's limited edition, only this one, no semicolon."
He took out a vacuum-packed glass slide from his coat pocket, and Su Ye continued: "You just need to drop the obtained prostate fluid on the upper part when you use it. Then give it to me, and I'll help you take it for testing."
"Cansu, this lottery draw is really good!"
Disability Rescue System proudly straightened its body: "The product produced by the system must be a high-quality product!"
Just when Su Ye was expecting Chen Buyu to give her a grateful hug, Chen Buyu's face gradually froze like a neon light, changing colors in patterns of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.
Although Chen Buyu is now like a nuclear bomb repeatedly jumping between bombing and not bombing, he still has reason and knows that whether he fights Su Ye or talks, he has no advantage.
So he simply ignored the existence of the other party, and directly vented his anger with the high-quality prostate massager.
He dropped the boutique prostate massager on the ground - not damaged at all, stomped on his feet - not damaged at all, smashed it with a hammer - not damaged at all, chopped it with a kitchen knife - not damaged at all, burned it with alcohol - not damaged at all damage……
Seeing that Chen Buyu was sweating profusely, Su Ye was quite puzzled: "Is it my problem? The prostate massager doesn't seem to be used like this?"
The Rescue System said: "Host, Chen Buyu is trying to destroy the massager."
Su Ye suddenly realized, so he said, "Buyu, this is a fine product and cannot be damaged."
"Why don't you use it? If you are really embarrassed, I can pretend that I don't know you have used it."
"Shut up!" Chen Buyu shook his head violently, the hair clinging to his forehead flung fine beads of sweat, and his sharp peach eyes were bewitchingly red: "Can't be damaged?"
"Hmph!" He gave a sinister smile, ran into the basement with a "kick, kick, kick" and pushed out a 250-kilogram portable hydraulic press.
The moment the hydraulic press hit the ground, six marble tiles died in response.
In Chen Buyu's burning eyes, the hydraulic press pressed down slowly and firmly.
When lifted again, the Boutique Prostate Massager was still intact and had left its shape on the table of the hydraulic press.
Su Ye knew this would be the result: "It's not bad, you two are destined."
"You have your head!" Angry from the heart, evil to the gall, Chen Buyu pulled out the high-quality prostate massager embedded in the workbench, and slammed Su Ye with his backhand: "You scumbag!"
Facing the high-quality prostate massager flying towards him, Su Ye unhurriedly tightened his chest muscles—so the high-quality prostate massager landed on his hard chest without any surprise, and was "bounced" by the same way. "Returned, hitting Chen Buyu's head directly.
There was a dull impact sound, Su Ye and the high-quality prostate massager were unscathed, only Chen Buyu staggered two steps as if drunk, and finally collapsed on the ground like boiled soft noodles.
History is always surprisingly similar.
A bit late, but very thick and long.I guess, you didn't guess the follow-up.
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