True Beta needs to attack Alpha

Su Ye, six people and a "cat" returned to the residence, and prepared lunch as usual.

The scorching sun passes through the transparent glass windows and prints bright and warm traces on the ground. The dense leaf veins of the green plants are soaked in the light golden air and diluted into a fresh emerald color.

Su Ye, Lan Chan, Zhan Yiyi, Wang Wenbai, and Zhou Zhou lined up at the cooking counter, handling the ingredients in their hands.

Chen Buyu, who was still not assigned to work, did not sit on pins and needles this time, not because he got used to it, but because he had a big cat to eat with him.

Chen Buyu originally planned to exercise his body, but when he thought of recording a program with Zhou Zhou next, the extinguished reaction and disgust in his chest surged again, making him unable to calm down.

And Zhou Zhou has to show his sense of existence all the time, even washing fish can wash out a small theater.

Every time he touched the fish with the tip of his fingernails, he would jump three feet high with a scream of nine bends and eighteen bends.

Those who can see the tank clearly know that he is washing fish; those who cannot see the tank clearly will think that he is washing high-voltage wires in all likelihood.

Su Ye stared intently at Zhou Zhou, scurrying back and forth between the sink and the dining table like a crab.

After a long time, he slammed the kitchen knife in his hand into the solid wood chopping board: "Can you do it?"

Zhou Zhou, who was shrinking his shoulders, stretching his arms, and closing his eyes to touch the fish, pursed his lips, rubbed his wet hands in a panic, and his cheeks that were smoothed by the foundation were blush: "Brother Su, I Probably not."

"Slippery, cold, I've never touched this thing, it's really scary."

Su Ye blinked: "If you can't do it, you have to do it. Our rule is that if you don't work, you won't have food."

Zhou Zhou, who thought Su Ye would take the initiative to help, froze, with four large characters written in his round eyes: unbelievable.

[Who is this [-]th line?Zhou Zhou said that he was scared and forced him to do it. 】

[I don't know which corner came out of the bum, jealous of Zhou Zhouhong, so he intentionally bullied him.It's rubbish. Open the door for the trash. The trash is home. 】

[The popularity is not LOW, but his popularity is really low. 】

[Where are all the demons and ghosts coming from?Do you know how this show became popular?Do you know why your broken boat is desperately on this show?Trouble is a little tricky in my heart. 】

【Damn it, is mistress so proud?Grandpa threw up!Can you get out? 】

[You said Zhouzhou Xiaosan, did you see it?People who fall in love freely are called mistresses by you, are you cheap? 】

Seeing this, Wang Wenbo, who was in charge of bathing the chickens, hurriedly lowered his head.The corners of his mouth were tightened into a straight line, for fear that he would not be able to help but laugh out loud in front of the live camera.

A wise woman in the 21st century AD said: "Comparing together, the pain will be halved."

Seeing that Zhou Zhou was treated the same as his own, Wang Wenbo's anxious mood due to some concerns calmed down a lot.

The complexion of Zhou Zhou, the person involved, was even more exciting than the palette of an art student. Resentment, anger, and embarrassment exploded like cattails, quickly filling his heaving chest.

Zhou Zhou has strong capital support behind him. He gained countless fans in his first TV series, his feet were weak in commercials and magazines, and he participated in variety shows with many stars...

Even if he had to be silent for a period of time because of some "small obstacles", he always believed that as long as he came back, he would be able to return to the top quickly.

However, Zhou Zhou did not expect that the development of the situation was completely opposite to what he had imagined.

But in order to regain the love of the audience, he can only swallow the bitterness and try his best to adjust his mentality.

However, "it is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal", Zhou Zhou is used to condescending and looking down on others, how can he change it easily?

His eyes were red at the right time, and he stood beside the sink like a wooden stake, posing with a stubborn posture of "I have been wronged, but I won't say it".

Zhan Yiyi's eyes flickered, and she thought of Zhou Zhou's capital and backer.

After weighing for a moment, she offered to give up her seat and said, "Shall we exchange jobs?"

"I will cook the fish, and you will wash and chop the vegetables."

Zhou Zhou exchanged places with Zhan Yiyi gratefully, and thanked him again and again: "Thank you sister Yiyi!"

"Thank you so much, I don't know what I would do without you."

Glancing sideways at Zhou Zhou, Su Ye felt that this person was really inexplicable: "What else can I do? Either deal with the fish well, or starve it, and there is a third option?"

[Why did the program group invite such an inferior artist as Zhou Zhou to the program?If it wasn't for Uncle Su, I really couldn't help but give up! 】

[Why is Zhou Zhou an inferior artist?Did he break the law?I see you people from the underworld are stench! 】

[Knowing three things is three, guiding brain-dead fans to abuse the original film on the Internet, reporting the original film so that it cannot be released, protesting, sitting still, shouting slogans to ask Zhou Zhou's TV series to be broadcast... Do you still want me to list all the shit you have done? 】

[Why should Zhou Zhou be blamed for the behavior of some brain-dead fans? 】

[I don't know the whole picture, no comment, understand? 】

【coming!Here we come, the capsized army of wrecked ships is coming to us!The program team was afraid that the tearing was not hard enough, so they invited the broken boat and his capsized army together. 】

After 15 minutes, Zhou Zhou had a lot of results: carrots with mud, cucumbers with thorns, shredded potatoes cut into potato cubes, spinach and rotten leaves...

Lan Chan put on the lid of the pot hanging high, Wang Wenbai stewed milk in a small pot without looking sideways, Zhan Yiyi showed embarrassment and distress, only Zhou Zhou, the culprit, shook his wet hands, stuck out his tongue and said softly : "Brother Su, I'm really sorry, I don't know how to cook..."

"Well, I can see it." Su Ye squeezed two pumps of hand sanitizer, and said kindly: "Not only can you not cook, you can't wash vegetables, you can't cut vegetables, and the only contribution you can make in the kitchen is squeaky and make trouble."

"I am also responsible for this matter. I think adults with sound limbs and a clear mind can't even clean their food."

"I didn't expect that, I overestimated you."

Zhou Zhou, even if his skin was thicker than the city wall, was about to be pierced by Su Ye's sharp words. He looked pale when he explained, and it would be worse if he didn't explain.

"Brother Su, you are so powerful, just help me—" Zhou Zhou took two steps forward, grabbing Su Ye's arm with his wet hands and shaking it.

He suddenly put his face in front of Su Ye, as if he was joking or coquettish: "A sheep is also raised, and a flock of sheep is also herded--" "You help Brother Chen finish his work, and you help him too." help me please?"

The moment Zhou Zhou's hot and humid breath hit Su Ye's chin, Su Ye felt his hands and feet were cold, his scalp was numb, his stomach was rolling, and his arrector pili muscles were trembling...

However, before Zhou Zhou finished his performance, he pouted his mouth and puffed his cheeks and said, "I know I'm not as good-looking as Brother Chen, but Brother Su, take pity on me for being so stupid—"

The prompt sound of [Brain Fan Rescue System] suddenly sounded: "Drip! Warning, warning, serious warning! The host is too close to an artist whose proportion of brain fans is higher than 95%!" The allergy function is turned on, please keep the host and the other party more than half a meter away safe distance. "

Su Ye was stunned for two seconds. He wondered what the function of "allergies" was, and swallowed habitually - he didn't swallow, he shook off Zhou Zhou and grabbed his hands, rushed to the sink and vomited...

Vomited……

Up...

Lan Chan stared dumbfounded at Su Ye who was rinsing his mouth with water. She never expected that the omnipotent Su Ye would be so "fragile".

Su Ye, who was very tired, had an empty stomach, and was exhausted, wiped his mouth, looked at Zhou Zhou resentfully, and said, "Do you have any illness?"

"You know you look weird, but you still want to disgust me."

From Su Ye's aesthetic point of view, Zhou Zhou is not ugly, but his whole body is filled with a sense of disobedience that makes him feel uncomfortable.

He clearly has a tough face with prominent edges and corners, and a thick frame, but he wants to dress in a soft and beautiful direction.Every move is superficial coquettishness, which looks contrived and deliberate.

Su Ye felt that Zhou Zhou's character design was a bit rigid.It's like stuffing a big man with a big waist into a narrow children's clothing, which is very inappropriate.

He rubbed his chin and thought for a moment, and then sincerely suggested: "If you stick to the current character design, I think you can make the facial lines rounder by cutting the bones, and then train the muscles..."

"Take the King Kong Barbie route of "dressing to look thin, undressing to look fleshy", and then match it with your...your babbling words?It can barely be regarded as cute in contrast. "

[Double Kill!Uncle Su, you don't see blood when you kill someone. 】

[With all due respect, Zhou Zhou's face has been cut to the bone, not everyone is born with a small face like Chen Buyu. 】

[So, Uncle Su likes King Kong Barbie who is fierce, thick-faced, small-faced, and cute in contrast. Isn't this Chen Buyu and Ben Yu? 】

[Chen Buyu will be thirty soon, right?The corners of the mouth are drooping to the chin, fans still have the face to praise their appearance? 】

[Where does the old man in Bensan look so handsome compared to the young man?Fans of Chen Buyu, please open your eyes and look at the world, you are rightly saying that that ugly face has collapsed into a lava cake. 】

[One mouthful, one old man, won't that broken ship of yours live to be 28 in this lifetime? Died immediately in the early hours of the 28th birthday? 】

[Curse other actors to die, is this the quality of Chen Buyu's fans? 】

[I'm not a fan of Chen Buyu, I'm the one who led you brainless fans into the path of beasts. 】

Wang Wenbai caught a glimpse of fans, passers-by, and melon-eaters fighting together through the barrage. Among them, Zhou Zhou's fans were torturing Su Ye and Chen Buyu's fans with the attitude of "strengthening the mountain and overwhelming the world".

He rolled his eyes, and took the initiative to stand in front of Zhou Zhou: "Brother Su, it's fine if Zhou Zhou can't do well, don't force him."

"If you can't eat it, throw it away. The rest of the food is enough for us."

Su Ye blinked and confirmed innocently: "You said it was dumped?"

"It's okay without you and Zhou Zhou, the rest of us can complete the task, so let's get rid of you two too?"

"Fresh and juicy vegetables are messed up by the scourge, and you throw them away lightly? It's hard to say such shameless words without a ten-year cerebral thrombosis."

"What's more, this is a live variety show. Do you want to lead a new trend of extravagance and lust?"

Just now Wang Wenbai was so focused on putting on small shoes for Su Ye that he tactfully encouraged Zhou Zhou's fans to tear them up louder, but of course he didn't think very thoroughly.

This will be pointed out by Su Ye. Only then did he realize that he had made a slip of the tongue, and quickly made up for it: "Sorry, I didn't think too much just now. I just don't want everyone to have conflicts, so I just smooth things over."

"Oh..." Su Ye nodded, indicating that he could understand: "You are used to being a blender, and it is uncomfortable not to make muddy mud; you are used to extravagance and waste, and you accidentally exposed your true nature."

"It's understandable. After all, it's a live show, and it's tiring to pretend all the time. It's completely understandable to occasionally lose the character design."

[What am I talking about, don't mess with Uncle Su, or I'll take off all your underwear. 】

[Hiss - heartless man, I like it! 】

[Wang Wenbo is also in a panic, he has to get involved if there is nothing else, so frightening! 】

[The fans on the [-]th line are really domineering, Wang Wenbo won't even allow him to say a word of justice?Is the show invested by Line [-]? 】

[The [-]th line's reputation is not very good, and it is very exciting to bully the younger generation, and it really is the same as Chen Buyu. 】

Su Ye picked up the pot of vegetables that Zhou Zhou had spoiled unsightly, and announced loudly: "Since you and the program team have your own thoughts, then I'm not a human anymore!"

"I'll clean up the mess, and lunch is our breakup meal."

"From tomorrow morning, I will only take care of my own and Chen Buyu's meals. Take care of your own meals."

Facing Shang Badao's unbelievable gaze, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "I said in the last live broadcast that your fans can scold me, but don't scold Chen Buyu. "Note 1""

"Since your fans won't listen, I can only break up with you. This will save your fans from sticking to Buyu whenever they get the chance. I only know that Zhou Zhou's fans are scolding Buyu. The main force, but I can't tell if the fans of the rest of you are fishing in troubled waters."

"So, I can only treat you equally."

Lan Chan, who has never been involved in these messy things, has a confused expression, she feels very innocent: "That..."

She cleared her throat and tried to reason: "Please don't pack me with other people, please? I have been working from beginning to end, and fans are not that strong."

Su Ye recalled for a few seconds, and found that Lan Chan hadn't said anything: "Okay, you can still eat and drink with us."

"Director Sun..." He turned his face in front of the main camera, waved his hands and said, "Are you watching?"

"As long as you are shameless enough, you can provide all finished food in the next mission."

Su Ye gave a thumbs up and said, "I like you!"

[Sun Jie, Zhou Zhou, Wang Wenbai, Su Ye surrounded and beat them all together, awesome! 】

【Pooh!Who rarely eats the rice made by the [-]th line, isn't he afraid of being smeared? 】

[Su Ye: I'm so happy, I can finally stop being a human being! 】

[Eighteen Lines really thinks how famous he is?Pooh!Even a big senior like Director Sun doesn't respect him, how can he be considered human? 】

[I was laughed to death by the capsized people. When you scolded the manager, the company, and Chen Buyu, did you respect them?You are the famous double standards of Longzhizhou, the mentally handicapped who have developed the brain damage into a lifelong career? 】

【Come on, Sun Jie, I believe you are shameless! 】

[Cheer up capsized boats!The more you scold Su Ye outside the screen, the more Su Ye sarcasm the broken boat on the screen, I want to see who suffers. 】

Calvin, it's too bad.It's not this chapter card, it's the later chapter card, which can only be disconnected.When I come out more, you will know why the card is stuck.