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【I've never seen such a wonderful show...】

[It's no loss that this is Longzhizhou's first unscripted live broadcast variety show, I believe it!If the guests can really perform to this extent, then I am willing to be deceived, cool! 】

[So, the broken boat is Xiaosan, right?is he?Chen Buyu stamped it, he is the mistress!I'd like to see how the capsized boats can be washed! 】

[Chen Buyu said yes?What is he?Isn't it just to watch Zhou Zhouhong, want to catch the heat? 】

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[The capsized boats are still washing, so just wash it hard?They all grew up drinking disinfectant water. As long as they work hard, they can use black cloth and bleach cloth. 】

[What is washing?Don't know the whole picture, no comment, understand?You just believe what Chen Buyu said, why don't you believe it when the fans clarify? 】

【And Chen Buyu has admitted that Yu Qi is his uncle, so of course he is partial to Yu Qi.What he said cannot be used as a reference standard at all. 】

[Fuck, the capsized boats are amazing!GIFs, chat records, and transfer records are all hammered to death, can you still wash them? 】

[Can't chat records and transfer records be P?Can't friends hug?Did you see them having sex with your own eyes?

Speaking of which, if it weren't for you group of Huangquan passers-by who poured dirty water, the two of them might not be able to get together later. 】

[You only care about tearing up, only I care about whether they can complete the task.You know, if they can't complete the task, they will have nothing to eat! 】

Although Zhou Zhou’s large number of die-hard fans are still persevering in defending his idol, the people who eat melons have already crossed the platform over mountains and mountains, tearing #陈不香手打周舟#, #陈不香手扩小三#, #陈不香周舟训琼#, #周舟crocodile的泪#, #周州科平拔# and many other topics have been pushed to the top of the [Ming Chao] hot searches, related entries of Su Ye, Zhan Yiyi and Wang Wenbai was left far behind.

Zhan Yiyi and Wang Wenbo's team secretly rejoiced at the same time, without any psychological pressure, they diverted the trouble to the east.

The two teams coincided with each other and spent the promotional expenses that they planned to sell their artists earlier on Zhou Zhou, and successfully squeezed the entries that were unfavorable to Zhan Yiyi and Wang Wenbo from the list.

The artist team that Zhou Zhou had offended before also left the stage without hesitation, taking the opportunity to step on both feet.

Ke Pingtuo, who was also squatting in the live broadcast room the whole time, found out that the wind direction had changed, and immediately notified his marketing account to focus on Zhan Yiyi and Wang Wenbai, and then contacted professional fans and water army control commentators to try his best to reverse the situation.

However, two fists were no match for four hands, and his mood quickly fermented to the point where he couldn't handle it.

The bad reviews came like a tsunami, and all Ke Pingtuo's countermeasures were like a boat in a thunderstorm, which was easily overturned by the waves.

An exasperated Ke Pingtuo punched the elegant crystal tabletop with crushed stone patterns, gritted his teeth and initiated a video call to Yu Qi.

Yu Qi's sharp and bright face appeared on the screen, and his skin, baked into a wheat color by the hot sun, was as smooth as a peeled egg, exuding a sweet but not greasy aroma like honey.

He raised his sunglasses with two fingers, revealing those peach blossom eyes that were almost similar to those of Chen Buyu: "Mr. Ke, long time no see—" "I just saw your little lover crying in the live broadcast room of "Holiday Island" His little face turned pale, I really feel sorry for him."

"Yu Qi..." Ke Pingtuo's face sank like water, suppressing the roiling anger in his chest: "You never told me that Chen Buyu is your nephew."

"No wonder, no wonder you were not sad at all when you found out about my relationship with Zhou Zhou, because you never loved me at all!"

"So..." Yu Qi took off his sunglasses, raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you blaming me?"

"Why don't I remember that I used a knife to force you to cheat? Did I say that if you don't cheat, you will cut off Jiebao? If not, why can't I blame it?"

The words of rebuttal were stuck in his throat, but Ke Pingtuo was tired and discouraged the moment he opened his mouth. He closed his eyes and said, "Yu Qi, you said that it's easy to get together and get together, so what's the matter now? You don't come out, let Chen Buyu came to deal with me, is this also called good gathering and good separation?"

"Oh..." Yu Qi half covered his mouth and nose, and yawned lazily: "I regret it."

"I thought that breaking your two legs would give you a better memory, so don't provoke me again. I didn't expect that you adulterers and adulterers would get worse, and dare to pour dirty water on me on live broadcasts. I decided, no It’s good to get together and break up, we just finished.”

"Mr. Ke, if you are in a hurry now, it would be too early."

"Buyu targeted you and Zhou Zhou, that's Buyu's business; but my targeting hasn't officially started yet."

Before Ke Pingtuo could speak, Yu Qi hung up the video communication, got up and walked towards the sparkling ocean reflecting the golden sunlight.

There are two flowers blooming, one for each, and let's talk about the live broadcast of "Holiday Island".

Zhou Zhou was sobbing like a faucet, Lan Chan stared at her toes in a daze, Chen Buyu cleaned the big cat's ears with a cotton swab dipped in liquid medicine, Zhan Yiyi and Wang Wenbai looked at each other—the car rollover was even more tragic With Zhou Zhou on the back, their mood has changed from cloudy to sunny...

The air in the living room is as sticky as glue, and the fine dust flying under the sun seems to be stagnant because of this, and the refresh rate of the barrage also slows down.

Time seems to slow down here, like an unknown monster who is afraid of being disturbed and chooses to eat.

Su Ye, who trimmed the big cat's feet, suddenly raised his head, glanced at the people with different expressions, and said, "That's the end? Is what Buyu said just now an answer? Is it my turn?"

[The painting style changes suddenly. 】

[Painting style mutation +1]

【Ah... what kind of mind is Uncle Su on?He is still thinking about the mission? 】

[I really want to knock him and Chen Buyu's CP, but he is so calm that I can't eat it. 】

【Yes! !Knocking on CP is to knock that kind of brotherly feeling that is close at hand!The more they avoid suspicion, the more imaginative I am; the more alienated they are, the more excited I am.The sugar picked out from the glass slag is the sweetest sugar. 】

【same!Su Ye and Chen Buyu give me the feeling that they are too sweet.I can't figure out the meaning of my knocking on CP, and I feel that it doesn't matter if I have me or not. 】

[The first few, you deserve it because you have no candy to eat, and you are still picking things while knocking on CP.I will crack crispy fish!The crispy fish is crispy, fragrant and delicious. The crispy fish is very high! 】

Lan Chan, who was almost choking on her saliva, patted her chest and looked at Su Ye with strange eyes: "It's your turn, go ahead. I'll talk after you finish."

"Hmm..." Su Ye straightened her back, licked the big cat's tail and beat her leg: "After I entered the entertainment circle, there were actually many things that made me sad... or rather, deeply emotional things happened."

【what is the matter?I am very curious about Uncle Su. 】

[Same curiosity!It must be a big deal to make Uncle Su feel deeply! 】

[Be nice and wait, JPG]

Whether it is the audience, the program group, or the guests present, everyone pricked up their ears in unison.

Just listening, Su Ye continued: "Because there are too many, I can't pick which one is the saddest. So, let me say the most recent one."

"Although I have tried very hard to pamper Buyu, he still doesn't particularly like me."

"Buyu..." He looked at Chen Buyu suddenly: "What do you think is wrong with me? I really want to be your brother from the bottom of my heart, so give me a chance?"

From the corner of Chen Buyu's eyes, he caught a glimpse of the dense barrage on the screen, and the blush climbed from his neck to his cheeks like rose vines.

He twitched the corner of his mouth, and said with a fake smile: "Can you shut up?"

Su Ye pulled up the zipper in front of her mouth pitifully, and complained to the disabled rescue system: "Can rescue, Buyu always told me to shut up! I shut up, how can I please him?"

The disabled rescue system comforted him again: "Host, think in a better direction. Every time Chen Buyu tells you to shut up, he always yells. This time it's different, how gentle is his tone?"

"This is progress! As long as you follow the plan step by step, you will soon be able to gain [-] favorability points."

"As the old saying goes, don't rush everything."

Su Ye thought that the disabled rescue system was as reasonable as ever, and he nodded secretly: "Yes, we can't be too hasty with Buyu, we have to take it slow."

Rescue System: "?" Something seems wrong?

Lan Chan's eyes lingered between Su Ye and Chen Buyu, showing a tacit ambiguous smile, she cleared her throat and said, "Hey, it's my turn, right?"

Earlier, Lan Chan was still hesitating whether to have sex with Mai Bo, even if it didn't arouse the love of passers-by, it would be great to be able to abuse fans, but now...

She replied with a sincere expression: "I'm not sad. My life is much happier than before I entered the entertainment industry. More money and less work, even if I was just playing tricks back then, I had a monthly salary of [-] star coins."

"I gladly accept the audience's criticism; I am grateful for the fans' love; I just file a lawsuit against Heizi's insults. I only represent my opinion. I haven't found any job so far. I am happier than being an artist."

Chen Buyu rubbed the big cat's tiger face, and said leisurely, "In my case, there are not many sad things, but there are quite a few annoying things."

"For example, now that I'm in the same room with Zhou Zhou, a mistress, and seeing his weeping white lotus pie, I feel sick and want to vomit."

Hearing this, Su Ye immediately stretched out his arms, and dragged the trash can next to the tea table to Chen Buyu: "Spit..."

"Don't hold back when you want to vomit, and don't force yourself to fight against your physical reaction."

The "physiological reaction" made Chen Buyu's heart tremble, and the picture from a few minutes ago reappeared in his mind, and the hairs all over his body exploded. He couldn't help raising his volume a little: "Shut up!"

Su Ye blinked blankly: "?" Meow?What am I doing wrong again?

[Why do I feel that Chen Buyu's reaction is a bit strange? 】

[Like a cat whose tail exploded after being stepped on...]

【Physiological reaction...uh...forgive me for being wrong. 】

The whitewashing task has been overturned three times in a row, but the program group still has no plans to stop, plus six people and one "cat"—seven guests.

At present, only three dinners are available: the first one is white rice, the second one is eight catties of raw meat from a big cat, and the third one is a plate of peanuts...

So no matter how reluctant Zhan Yiyi, Wang Wenbai and Zhou Zhou were, they had to face up to the difficulties and finish the task.

The fourth question was answered by Wang Wenbo, who was granted a green card: "In the past three months, what is the one thing you regret the most?"

His heart seemed to be lifted directly into his throat by a thread, and Wang Wenbo subconsciously clenched the card in his hand: "Here we come!" This is obviously a question tailored for Wang Wenbai by the program team, allowing him to preemptively attack Su Ye and Before Chen Buyu broke out, he explained the misunderstanding caused by the endorsement of cat food.

He immediately stood up and bowed deeply to Su Ye—a big bow over ninety degrees, the kind where his knees almost touched the tip of his nose.

Although Su Ye didn't know what kind of trouble Wang Wenbo was about to make, his intuition told him that it was absolutely impossible to be a good thing.

After pausing at the big cat's tail, he blurted out: "Nothing to be courteous to, rape or steal."

"Even if you kneel and kowtow, I can't give you lucky money."

Wang Wenbo, who had just straightened up, had a slightly stiff expression, and his emotions, which had been adjusted with great difficulty, almost collapsed.

Fortunately, his filming and acting skills are not good, and his acting skills are No. 1. After sitting down on the floor again, tears fell: "The thing I regret most recently is accepting Huakang's cat food endorsement, so I want to talk to Su Brother, say sorry."

"The artist that brother Chen mentioned on Weibo a while ago is me..."

"I have an unshirkable responsibility for this matter, so I apologize to my two brothers first. But there are still some misunderstandings, and I think it is necessary to explain clearly."

I didn't expect that after Zhou Zhou, I could still eat such a sweet tender melon.The audience in the live broadcast room boiled up again, and the barrage flew like a meteor shower: [I can figure it out, the main purpose of this task is to help the artist clean up and sell bad.In the end, Su Ye and Chen Buyu didn't expect Su Ye and Chen Buyu to disturb the situation, and they kept turning over. 】

[I don't think this task needle is poking!How much joy does it bring us? 】

【Yu is going to be strangled to death, Su Ye and Chen Buyu are the culprits! 】

[So, will Wang Wenbo continue to overturn?After all, he had rolled over once just now. 】

[Pure passerby, I think he will.Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, and those who can be friends with a broken boat are definitely not good things. 】

[Wenwen is pure and kind, easy to trust others.He was just confused by the wreck, please passers-by not to draw conclusions easily.If you are a passerby in Huangquan, then I suggest you go home and see if your mother is still there. 】

[It is your pure and kind-hearted Wenwen who told the nonsense that being an artist is a high-risk profession. 】

[You really have a way of taking words out of context. Wenwen said "from a certain angle", but he didn't say "it is". 】

[Come here, come on, start picking words to wash the floor again.Wash, you just wash it hard! 】

Because Wang Wenbo was afraid of being affected by the barrage, he did not pay attention to the barrage all the time as usual, but methodically followed the draft he had written earlier: "The endorsement of Huakang cat food was negotiated by my agent. In Brother Chen's weibo Before blogging, I didn’t even know that this endorsement was originally from Brother Su.”

The implication: It's all the broker's fault, and it has nothing to do with me.

Raising his hand to wipe away the few tears rolling down from the corner of his eyes, he sniffled and continued: "After knowing that it was Brother Su's endorsement, I thought about contacting you to apologize. But then I remembered that I don't have your contact information. I asked Yiyi and Xiuxiu again, and they didn't have your contact information either."

Between the lines: I exchanged contact information with other people, but I couldn't get your contact information.

"Brother Su has always taken special care of me, so when I knew that the cat food endorsement originally belonged to you, I was actually very guilty, and I was especially afraid that you would be angry. Thinking about it, I must find an opportunity to apologize to you in person."

"When we meet again this time, I can feel that Brother Su's attitude towards me is cold. I'm very sad..." Wang Wenbo sobbed a few times as he said this: "If my endorsement was robbed, I might not be able to accept it, so it's completely I can understand your mood, Brother Su."

"But I still hope that Brother Su can forgive me for my unintentional mistake. I don't want to lose such a good friend as you."

The implication: Although I am very innocent, I can understand and accept you venting your anger on me.You'd better be sensible and forgive me, or I will continue to kidnap you morally.

Su? Low EQ? High IQ? How could it be possible that Ye could not understand what Wang Wenbo meant? Not only did he hear it, but he also thoughtfully translated it for the audience.

And before Wang Wenbo explained again, everything was settled: "First of all, you said that you don't know about the endorsement, which can be said to be pure nonsense. The whole process of business cooperation meeting is videotaped, do you dare to ask Huakang to take out the whole video? ?”

"Anyway, I dare, use me to make a sample for you?"

"Secondly, I did not exchange contact information with you." After speaking, Su Ye turned to Chen Buyu and Lan Chan: "Buyu, Xiaolan, have you exchanged contact information with Xiao Wang?"

"Well..." Lan Chan touched the tip of her nose and smiled awkwardly: "Unspoken rules in the circle, only Omega asks to exchange contact information, and other people can exchange. Wen Bai didn't mention this to me at all, how could I?" His contact information."

Leaning at Wang Wenbai, who was sitting on pins and needles, Chen Buyu added fuel to the fire in a neutral manner: "He actually proposed to exchange with me, but I did not agree."

"So..." Su Ye's thick brush-like eyelashes flickered, he put his hands on the ground, and leaned forward slightly: "Why are you so weird?"

He smiled and asked back: "Isn't it because you dislike me and Lan Chan for being too confused and unwilling to have anything to do with us? How come from your mouth, it becomes that I look down on you?"

"Although even if you propose to exchange contact information with me, I will not agree. But you can't force me to do things that I don't have a chance to do."

"Oh, there is one more thing." Su Ye frowned, wondering: "I've always been very curious, why did you call me Brother Su?"

"I'm 22 years old this year, and you're clearly several years older than me."

"You keep saying that I'm a friend, but you don't even know my age. Don't you think it's strange?"

"But whether you are sincere or false, I must emphasize again that we are just pure colleagues. Please stop being sentimental and unilaterally treat me as a friend."

"Including Xiao Lan, Xiao Zhan, and Xiao Zhou..." Su Ye, who treats everyone equally, treats everyone equally: "We are just colleagues, and I have no intention of being friends with any of you."

"Business is public, private is private, I have no shortage of friends, so there is no need to be friends with colleagues."

[Good guy, shoot. 】

[Let me prove that Su Ye is not targeting anyone, he is targeting everyone. 】

[Wang Wenbai, I like to mention the title of sunfish.One mission, two rollovers, awesome! 】

["Including Xiao Lan, Xiao Zhan and Xiao Zhou", excluding Chen Buyu. 】

[WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowCrispy fish CP is real! 】

Short, just update before 7 o'clock.Long, just update before 10 o'clock.Occasionally, when my conscience finds out, I get up in the morning for an extra chapter.

What about today - tsk tsk, I'm so thick and long...