When a Straight Man Dresses Up as an Infatuated Male Supporting BL

Chu Zeming's whole body is not well.

Why are there so many elves peeping in the shower?

The old elf led a group of elves to lie on the bank, muttering "Saint thinks twice" incessantly.

Chu Zeming didn't wear any clothes, so he hid under the hot spring with his chest folded, his face was extremely smelly.

"You leave first."

"The saint is not willing to accept the gift of the son, so we won't leave!" The old elf shouted tremblingly, "For the sake of the elf tree, I beg the saint."

"I beg the Holy Maiden—" a group of elves knelt down and begged in unison.

Chu Zeming glanced at the unsightly Yue Lian who was standing in the holy spring walking the bird frankly, pulled him into the water with a dark face, and warned in a low voice: "There are so many elves standing frankly, don't you?" Do you know what shame is?"

After finishing speaking, Chu Zeming raised his head and said with a bad expression: "I promise, you don't stay here for now. I don't like others seeing me naked."

The old elf got up after hearing the words, looked at Chu Zeming with flickering eyes and said, "The saint has a family in her heart, my elf family is very lucky!"

The rest of the elves also stood up and shouted loudly: "My elves are very lucky——"

Chu Zeming was unable to support his forehead.

"...Okay, let's go now."

The elves agreed, and then looked away reluctantly from the two people in the holy spring.

After a while, they were all gone.

Chu Zeming grabbed Yue Lian in the water and was about to throw him out of the holy spring when suddenly his eyes stopped on a bush next to the holy spring - where there was a pair of pointed ears.

Chu Zeming's aura gradually became dangerous.

With a thought, the thicket was instantly uprooted by the cold spiritual power and thrown into the distance. At the same time, the elves hiding in the bushes were exposed... Not one, but three elves hiding there to steal look.

After being discovered, the expressions on the faces of the three elves were a little dazed.

"Who was exposed?"

"not me."

Chu Zeming took a deep breath and looked at all the bushes around the holy spring.The Glazed Sword slashed through the wind, and in a few moments, all the bushes and grass were shaved clean, and then seventy or eighty pointed-eared elves disguised as bushes to peep were exposed.

Either squat, sit or lie down, in various postures

Chu Zeming's forehead was bruised.

This isn't an elf, it's a group of old perverts...

"Ahaha... let's go now."

"We're really leaving, it's boring, it's not pretty at all."

"Go home and go home."

……

Throwing away the branches in their hands, all the elves stood up and disappeared in a flash.

Chu Zeming clutched his temple, feeling that his emotions were on the verge of going berserk.

After he was sure that only himself and Yue Lian were left around, Chu Zeming picked up Yue Lian who was playing in the water again, "Stop playing, you said play by ear, and come to this holy spring of the elves to have gay sex? "

Yue Lian was slightly stunned, and after realizing what Chu Zeming meant by being gay, Yue Lian nodded: "Ang."

Sure enough, a fat beating was ushered in, and Yue Lian kept thumping in the water.

In the depths of the distant forest, hundreds of elves listened carefully to the movement with their sharp ears.

Their hearing is excellent, a gift from the nature gods.

Listening to the violent noise from the holy spring, meaningful smiles appeared on the faces of all the elves.

——The Holy Son is mighty, the battle is fierce.

After 5 minutes, Chu Zeming was tired.

Take Yuelian out of the bath.

The holy spring was silent.

The elves in the distance ran over like crazy madmen who had lost their minds. They wanted to see what the saint who had received the gift and turned back into an elf looked like.

Sensing the movement over there, Chu Zeming raised his eyebrows and looked at Yuelian.

Indicate to him that if he doesn't hurry up, he will be ruined later.

I don't know how Yue Lian turned into an elf.

But he is the protagonist, after all, there is a way.

Yue Lian put down her hand covering her face, and said coyly, "...then give me a kiss, and I'll put elf ears on you."

There is no doubt that it is another coquettish operation that steals chickens without losing money.

When all the elves arrived excitedly, the saint who originally looked like a human had changed her appearance. Her flamboyant and beautiful face softened a lot, and her black hair reached her waist. Because of the strenuous exercise just now, her cheeks and chin were swollen. The pointed ears are all light pink, which makes people have an urge to take a bite.

It's so cute that all the old people are screaming.

Yue Lian coughed, covered the bruises left by "Huan. Love" all over her body, blocked the sight of all the color critics and said: "Want to go to the tree cage? Keep looking, keep looking, and if you look again, I'll dig out your eyes !"

The old elf was the first to react.

Putting away his gazing eyes, he slammed the cane heavily on the ground in his hand, and said loudly: "Since the identity has been restored, it is time to go to the Elf Tree to start the ceremony."

After finishing speaking, the old elf made a gentle gesture of invitation to Chu Zeming and Yue Lian, "Honorable Son and Saint Daughter, please come with me."

Chu Zeming hurriedly followed.

Yue Lian leaned against Chu Zeming calmly, and said in a low voice, "Brother, they are all watching, we have to hold hands."

Chu Zeming raised his eyebrows and glanced at Yue Lian, his eyes full of warning - don't force me to do it in front of so many people.

However, the current Chu Zeming is not domineering at all, this warning glance seems to be a shy and angry coquettish towards his lover, Yue Lian has a villain jumping around in his mind.

Yue Lian was instantly satisfied.

"It doesn't matter if you don't."

Following behind the old elf, Chu Zeming came to a strange big tree—a huge tree with a lush canopy, covering the sky and the sun. The leaves were not green, but transparent like glass, shining brightly under the sunlight. Colorful light.

This is the elf tree of the elves in the realm of the gods.

It's just that the tree is abnormal now, and a large area of ​​leaves are somewhat withered and yellow.

Chu Zeming is thinking about what the restoration ceremony will be like.Suddenly, a group of elf girls in red and green surrounded him and Yue Lian. They were whispering ancient songs, and their steps were light and fast.

The time for a stick of incense to dance to the Great God is over, and the elf girls leave the stage sweating profusely.The old elf stepped forward, solemnly knelt down in front of Chu Zeming and Yue Lian, and said in a low voice, "I'll leave it to you two next."

After saying that, the old elf got up and left with the elf girl.

Under the huge elf tree, only Yue Lian and Chu Zeming were left.

The next thing to do is to find out the reason why the elf tree is sick and awaken the spirit of the god tree.

Chu Zeming looked at the giant yellow and withered tree, his face became serious. He took two steps forward and observed carefully around the huge elf tree.Yue Lian followed Chu Zeming and observed carefully, but the object of his observation was not a tree... but a person.

Time was running out, so Chu Zeming put up with him for the time being.

There was no obvious problem with the leaves. Chu Zeming bent over and touched the soil around the elf tree. There was no abnormality, and his hands were moist, which meant that the elf tree also drew sufficient water.

After searching around the Elven God Tree for a long time, but found no problem, Chu Zeming frowned and raised his head slowly.Then, his eyes stopped at a certain position on the huge tree trunk - there was a very inconspicuous small tree hole.

Chu Zeming flew up to that location, hovered and looked closer, and saw little white things crawling in and out.

It's termites.

The Elf God Tree was sick because of the growth of termites.

Chu Zeming's face became serious, he took out the Glazed Light Sword, and inserted it into the trunk of the elf tree along the tiny termite hole.

Because of the attack, the elf tree began to shake painfully, and Chu Zeming continued to push hard into the trunk.After reaching a certain depth, he condensed his spiritual power to goug out a huge hole in the trunk, and the scene inside made Chu Zeming gasp——

Densely dense termites invaded the inside of the elf tree, swarming so densely that they had gnawed the elf tree almost hollow. Seventeen or eighteen white ant queens with thick arms were still laying eggs.If no one finds out, one day, the elf tree will die, the spirit of the Shenmu will disappear, and the entire realm of the Shenmu will come to an end.

Even though it has fallen into a deep sleep, the elf tree still has some consciousness. It shakes the crown slightly, and seems to be crying in pain, but for hundreds of years, no one has heard its cry for help.

Chu Zeming touched the rough trunk of the elf tree, and said in a low voice, "Patience."

Then he put away the Glazed Light Sword, gathered a ball of fire in his hand, and burned it towards the densely packed termites.

There was a crackling sound, and a strange smell of meat filled the air.

It took almost half an hour to burn the termites in the trunk of the entire elf tree.

Chu Zeming put away the flame in his hand and slowly returned to the ground.

At this time, the elf tree was surrounded by elves.

With bows, arrows and weapons in their hands, they seemed to be aware of the abnormality and were ready to fight. When they saw Chu Zeming coming down, the weapons in everyone's hands suddenly fell to the ground, and then all the elves knelt down in front of Chu Zeming.

Because, behind the beautiful elf wearing a garland and holding a long sword, is an elf tree that is recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The old elf prostrated himself on the ground, tears streaming down his old face: "Thank you for saving my elves..."

Chu Zeming put away the Glazed Light Sword and said, "You're welcome, this is what the Holy Son and I should do, and take good care of it in the future."

The old elf wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and slowly said: "There is no need to pretend, in fact, I already knew that the two adults are not from my clan. It's just that the elves have clan rules, and non-elfs are not allowed to approach the elf tree. I have no choice... The two of you have helped my elf clan a lot, and our clan is willing to fulfill one wish of both of you, and I heard that the Holy Son said that he wants to go to the tenth floor, so our clan can open the secret array and send the two adults up."

Chu Zeming suddenly realized.

It turns out that the real spirit of the Divine Wood Realm is not only the elf tree, but also the entire elf clan... Yue Lian already knew about this?

This is something that was never mentioned in the original script, and it should belong to the category of anecdotes. Even a big boss like He Wuwei who frequently enters and exits the Shenmu secret realm doesn't know about it.

The more Chu Zeming thought about it, the more bizarre he felt.

He turned his head and looked suspiciously at Yue Lian, just in time to meet the pair of big eyes peeking at him, and then... Chu Zeming received a shy look full of love.

The corner of Chu Zeming's mouth twitched, and he slowly looked away.

Forget it, when he didn't think about it...

He was so hot by Yue Lian, so Chu Zeming closed his eyes and rested for a while, and then said again: "Then thank you, Grandpa Elf, to send us to the tenth floor of the Shenmu."

"It's what it should be, why bother to thank you. Also, our elves have always kept aloof from the world and never made enemies with others. This... will be returned to the two adults." After the old elf said, he waved his hand, and the two Then the elf came out from behind the crowd, and the two used sticks to lift a tree cage together.

——In the cage sat Fu Hongchen with a face full of lovelessness.