When a Straight Man Dresses Up as an Infatuated Male Supporting BL
Chapter 62 Ascension Scam
"Senior Yue, I don't eat these." Chu Zeming finally chose to remind her aloud, "I don't eat human bone broth."
"I don't eat it either, I'm a vegetarian... Ah, I found it! Fortunately, I grew some." Senior Yue said, standing up.
Only then did Chu Zeming see a handful of brightly colored mushrooms in her hand.
Chu Zeming looked at the mushroom in her hand, and reminded with an ugly face: "Senior Yue, most brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous."
Senior Yue waved his hand indifferently, "It's not poisonous, Lian'er has not died since childhood."
Chu Zeming: "..."
Senior Yue's house seemed to be a simple resting place, except for a few chairs, a table and a bed made of stone, there were no other daily items.And it was leaking... Chu Zeming stood where he was, and a drop of rain fell on his head from the leaky roof in the sky.
Looking up at the broken roof, Chu Zeming moved his position complicatedly.
……
Still leaking.
Chu Zeming moved several places, and finally stood in the corner.
Senior Yue has already started to squat down to cook mushroom soup.
"Sit casually for a while, soon."
I glanced at the broken chairs with broken legs and rotted insects due to the age.
Chu Zeming: ...
Chu Zeming didn't sit down, but stood in the corner of the broken wall, beside which there were piles of human bones in a mess, looking weird and creepy.
Chu Zeming resisted the numbness of his scalp and asked her, "Senior Yue, why did you pick up these bones and pile them up in the house? And what is the vision eye you mentioned when you were outside?"
"I picked it up and piled it here first, and I'm going to throw it outside the forbidden area when I have time." Senior Yue squatted on the ground while increasing the firepower of the mushroom soup, and continued: "The vision eye is their eye to monitor the world below. , Of course, only in the forbidden area, other places are restricted by the rules of heaven, they have no way to monitor."
Chu Zeming noticed the word again—they.
Staring closely at the woman in white shirt who was cooking mushrooms, Chu Zeming asked again: "Senior Yue, what are they? You once said that you are one of them, so what do you mean?"
Senior Yue stopped the movements in his hands, turned his head to look at Chu Zeming, and asked quietly: "Do you really want to know? If you know, you may never feel happy again..."
Chu Zeming said firmly: "I want to know the truth."
Senior Yue sighed, then took out a large bowl from his arms, filled a bowl of soup for Chu Zeming, and brought it in front of Chu Zeming, "Come, drink while I tell you."
"Thank you."
The soup is delicious and the taste is really fragrant.
The warm mushroom soup dispelled the chill on Chu Zeming's body.He has been drenched in the rain for an unknown amount of time, and has never dared to use his spiritual power to keep out the cold. This bowl of steaming mushroom soup came at a perfect time.
"Do you know how this forbidden area was formed?" Senior Yue suddenly asked.
Chu Zeming raised his head, "Before I came to Weizhou, I heard people say that when Weizhou existed, it already existed, and no one knew what was going on."
Senior Yue shook his head, "No, there are still people who know, but those who knew how the forbidden land was formed have died a million years ago. But I think your senior human cultivators should have left you Signals or something."
Chu Zeming said: "Yes, there are many strange murals in the world of comprehension. They should be made by different people, but the content of the paintings is surprisingly consistent. The clouds above are floating, there are countless immortals, and there is a beautiful scene. The paintings below are all kinds of pain. Struggling, ferocious people or beasts are like purgatory on earth. Some people say that this is to encourage monks to practice hard and become immortals soon. However, I think this statement seems wrong. The immortals in the paintings are all staring down. people are watching..."
eye.
ghost eyes...
The ghost eyes are also staring down!
Having said that, Chu Zeming suddenly raised his head, "Senior Yue, are they the kind of existence you are talking about in the painting?"
Senior Yue nodded, but what he said next made Chu Zeming's hairs stand on end.
"Yes, they are the people in the painting. Or it is more appropriate to call them immortals. This world is not as simple as you imagine. If you practice hard and ascend to immortality, you will be able to escape reincarnation and live forever. Ascension Afterwards, what greets you is the real death. After ascension, you will find more terrifying and powerful existences, and they also have their own families, called fairy clans. And each fairy clan has three thousand small worlds, A steady stream of human cultivators multiply and grow in a small world. For real immortals, you are just food for feeding, a spirit body with life. The better the aptitude, the more delicious the taste, and the ascension For us, the spirit body——" After a pause, Senior Yue said seriously: "Big tonic!"
Chu Zeming drank the last bit of soup, and was about to ask Senior Yue to add another bowl for himself. Hearing this, his hand holding the empty bowl couldn't help shaking.
Great tonic...
This means, that is to say, immortals... and humans are not actually of the same race?
No matter how hard Renxiu tries to ascend, he can't escape the fate of being eaten by "immortals" who stand at the top of the food chain after ascension?
"Don't be afraid, I'm a vegetarian. I won't eat yours. My husband is also a human cultivator, although he died a long time ago..." As if recalling the memory of meeting her husband in the forbidden area, Senior Yue's face There is a bit of regret and nostalgia on the face.
"But we're safe." Chu Zeming mused, "They can't attack us wantonly, can they?"
Senior Yue pulled away from his memories and sighed: "Yes, the way of heaven is protecting the human race. No immortal from the higher planes can come to the small world in person, and there is no way to repair the people in the small world, so we can only Coax them to break the protection of the plane and come out by themselves—that is, ascend to immortality. However, there are loopholes in the way of heaven. The manager of the forbidden area is responsible for expelling other vision eyes except my immortals, and they are very relieved to hand it over to me, because they know that I don't eat people, and I won't guard and steal, and people who enter the forbidden area without authorization."
"So, not becoming a fairy, not entering the forbidden area, means safety. You are afraid that Yue Lian will be hurt here, so let him leave the forbidden area to seal the power and live outside, right?"
"Correct."
The world view summed up by reading comprehension novels for a long time collapsed at this moment, and Chu Zeming froze in place.
Human beings are not the spirits of all things. In the eyes of immortals, they are just edible spirits... But the pursuit of the Dao does not give you power and eternal life. What greets the ascension cultivator is death.
Chu Zeming wanted to say something, but a double image suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, countless colorful villains were flying around in front of him, and there was only one thought left in Chu Zeming's mind——
Senior Yue killed him...
Chu Zeming fell to the ground, and the Dahai bowl in his hand fell to the ground with a bang.
Turned around.
Not broken.
Chu Zeming was paralyzed on the ground. He was still conscious, but he couldn't move his whole body. He stared at the sky lazily, where there were red, green and green villains laughing in the clouds.
Senior Yue didn't eat him, and seemed to be wandering around the house.
"How could he be poisoned? How could my good son have been poisoned since he was a child..."
The chattering voice penetrated the clouds and fell into Chu Zeming's ears. Chu Zeming understood that he was poisoned by eating fungus in his current state.
...It's hard to imagine that Yue Lian has been drinking this mushroom soup since she was a child.
I don't know how long it has passed.
Chu Zeming felt that someone was feeding him something to drink, and there was a sweet and sweet taste in his mouth. After about a stick of incense, the colorful world in front of him gradually became normal, and Yue Lian's face appeared in front of him.
Chu Zeming got up and shook his extremely heavy head.
Yue Lian apologized: "Brother, she didn't mean it, so don't take it to heart."
Next to them, Senior Yue silently stood against the wall with his back to the two of them.
The long hair hangs on the ground, leaving a beautiful back of the head staring at the two in a daze.
Chu Zeming withdrew his gaze and looked at Yue Lian with a complicated face, "How long have you lived with her?"
With such an unreliable mother, Yue Lian must have suffered a lot when she was a child.
Unexpectedly, Chu Zeming suddenly asked this, and Yue Lian froze for a moment, "I have a relatively long childhood... more than 300 years."
More than 300 years.
The childhood alone is more than 100 times her own... Yue Lian is an old man.
Chu Zeming was silent for a while, looked at Yue Lian, and said, "I'm asking you a sensitive question, how old are you...?"
Yue Lian pinched the corner of her clothes coyly when she heard the words, "Is it important how old is?"
Chu Zeming was confused by his reaction, but he still replied honestly: "It's not very important, I'm just curious."
Yue Lian glanced at the mother who was sticking to the wall, took a deep breath, and whispered in Chu Zeming's ear: "Liu Cun, next time, don't ask such sensitive questions in front of our mother."
In the next second, Yue Lian's head was pressed to the ground.
Chu Zeming's voice was almost choked out from between his teeth, "The boss is asking how old you are!"
Yue Lian groaned: "...No, I don't remember!"
Chu Zeming had bruised veins on his forehead, and his hands were itchy. He felt uncomfortable if he was not beaten.Suddenly, Chu Zeming felt a strange gaze falling on him, looked up, and saw Senior Yue standing in the corner staring at him dumbfounded.
Chu Zeming: ...
It’s over.
I was so relaxed just now that I forgot that Yue Lian's parents were watching from the sidelines.
In slow motion, he picked up Yuelian, who was on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, and forced it into his arms, Chu Zeming explained with a stiff face: "...Senior Yue, there is a saying that you may not have heard, that love is love when you are beaten. "
When Yue Lian heard this, she was so happy that she was about to faint. She nestled in Chu Zeming's arms like an ostrich, and smiled at her mother happily: "Yes, senior brother treats me differently. He loves me very much. He loves me every day. Hit me, I think this is the love I want."
Senior Yue froze on the spot: "You beat me every day..."
Yue Lian: "Not every day, sometimes once every other day or two, sometimes two or three times a day..."
Chu Zeming suddenly covered Yue Lian's mouth, and said sincerely: "Senior Yue, listen to me, I can still explain."
"I don't eat it either, I'm a vegetarian... Ah, I found it! Fortunately, I grew some." Senior Yue said, standing up.
Only then did Chu Zeming see a handful of brightly colored mushrooms in her hand.
Chu Zeming looked at the mushroom in her hand, and reminded with an ugly face: "Senior Yue, most brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous."
Senior Yue waved his hand indifferently, "It's not poisonous, Lian'er has not died since childhood."
Chu Zeming: "..."
Senior Yue's house seemed to be a simple resting place, except for a few chairs, a table and a bed made of stone, there were no other daily items.And it was leaking... Chu Zeming stood where he was, and a drop of rain fell on his head from the leaky roof in the sky.
Looking up at the broken roof, Chu Zeming moved his position complicatedly.
……
Still leaking.
Chu Zeming moved several places, and finally stood in the corner.
Senior Yue has already started to squat down to cook mushroom soup.
"Sit casually for a while, soon."
I glanced at the broken chairs with broken legs and rotted insects due to the age.
Chu Zeming: ...
Chu Zeming didn't sit down, but stood in the corner of the broken wall, beside which there were piles of human bones in a mess, looking weird and creepy.
Chu Zeming resisted the numbness of his scalp and asked her, "Senior Yue, why did you pick up these bones and pile them up in the house? And what is the vision eye you mentioned when you were outside?"
"I picked it up and piled it here first, and I'm going to throw it outside the forbidden area when I have time." Senior Yue squatted on the ground while increasing the firepower of the mushroom soup, and continued: "The vision eye is their eye to monitor the world below. , Of course, only in the forbidden area, other places are restricted by the rules of heaven, they have no way to monitor."
Chu Zeming noticed the word again—they.
Staring closely at the woman in white shirt who was cooking mushrooms, Chu Zeming asked again: "Senior Yue, what are they? You once said that you are one of them, so what do you mean?"
Senior Yue stopped the movements in his hands, turned his head to look at Chu Zeming, and asked quietly: "Do you really want to know? If you know, you may never feel happy again..."
Chu Zeming said firmly: "I want to know the truth."
Senior Yue sighed, then took out a large bowl from his arms, filled a bowl of soup for Chu Zeming, and brought it in front of Chu Zeming, "Come, drink while I tell you."
"Thank you."
The soup is delicious and the taste is really fragrant.
The warm mushroom soup dispelled the chill on Chu Zeming's body.He has been drenched in the rain for an unknown amount of time, and has never dared to use his spiritual power to keep out the cold. This bowl of steaming mushroom soup came at a perfect time.
"Do you know how this forbidden area was formed?" Senior Yue suddenly asked.
Chu Zeming raised his head, "Before I came to Weizhou, I heard people say that when Weizhou existed, it already existed, and no one knew what was going on."
Senior Yue shook his head, "No, there are still people who know, but those who knew how the forbidden land was formed have died a million years ago. But I think your senior human cultivators should have left you Signals or something."
Chu Zeming said: "Yes, there are many strange murals in the world of comprehension. They should be made by different people, but the content of the paintings is surprisingly consistent. The clouds above are floating, there are countless immortals, and there is a beautiful scene. The paintings below are all kinds of pain. Struggling, ferocious people or beasts are like purgatory on earth. Some people say that this is to encourage monks to practice hard and become immortals soon. However, I think this statement seems wrong. The immortals in the paintings are all staring down. people are watching..."
eye.
ghost eyes...
The ghost eyes are also staring down!
Having said that, Chu Zeming suddenly raised his head, "Senior Yue, are they the kind of existence you are talking about in the painting?"
Senior Yue nodded, but what he said next made Chu Zeming's hairs stand on end.
"Yes, they are the people in the painting. Or it is more appropriate to call them immortals. This world is not as simple as you imagine. If you practice hard and ascend to immortality, you will be able to escape reincarnation and live forever. Ascension Afterwards, what greets you is the real death. After ascension, you will find more terrifying and powerful existences, and they also have their own families, called fairy clans. And each fairy clan has three thousand small worlds, A steady stream of human cultivators multiply and grow in a small world. For real immortals, you are just food for feeding, a spirit body with life. The better the aptitude, the more delicious the taste, and the ascension For us, the spirit body——" After a pause, Senior Yue said seriously: "Big tonic!"
Chu Zeming drank the last bit of soup, and was about to ask Senior Yue to add another bowl for himself. Hearing this, his hand holding the empty bowl couldn't help shaking.
Great tonic...
This means, that is to say, immortals... and humans are not actually of the same race?
No matter how hard Renxiu tries to ascend, he can't escape the fate of being eaten by "immortals" who stand at the top of the food chain after ascension?
"Don't be afraid, I'm a vegetarian. I won't eat yours. My husband is also a human cultivator, although he died a long time ago..." As if recalling the memory of meeting her husband in the forbidden area, Senior Yue's face There is a bit of regret and nostalgia on the face.
"But we're safe." Chu Zeming mused, "They can't attack us wantonly, can they?"
Senior Yue pulled away from his memories and sighed: "Yes, the way of heaven is protecting the human race. No immortal from the higher planes can come to the small world in person, and there is no way to repair the people in the small world, so we can only Coax them to break the protection of the plane and come out by themselves—that is, ascend to immortality. However, there are loopholes in the way of heaven. The manager of the forbidden area is responsible for expelling other vision eyes except my immortals, and they are very relieved to hand it over to me, because they know that I don't eat people, and I won't guard and steal, and people who enter the forbidden area without authorization."
"So, not becoming a fairy, not entering the forbidden area, means safety. You are afraid that Yue Lian will be hurt here, so let him leave the forbidden area to seal the power and live outside, right?"
"Correct."
The world view summed up by reading comprehension novels for a long time collapsed at this moment, and Chu Zeming froze in place.
Human beings are not the spirits of all things. In the eyes of immortals, they are just edible spirits... But the pursuit of the Dao does not give you power and eternal life. What greets the ascension cultivator is death.
Chu Zeming wanted to say something, but a double image suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, countless colorful villains were flying around in front of him, and there was only one thought left in Chu Zeming's mind——
Senior Yue killed him...
Chu Zeming fell to the ground, and the Dahai bowl in his hand fell to the ground with a bang.
Turned around.
Not broken.
Chu Zeming was paralyzed on the ground. He was still conscious, but he couldn't move his whole body. He stared at the sky lazily, where there were red, green and green villains laughing in the clouds.
Senior Yue didn't eat him, and seemed to be wandering around the house.
"How could he be poisoned? How could my good son have been poisoned since he was a child..."
The chattering voice penetrated the clouds and fell into Chu Zeming's ears. Chu Zeming understood that he was poisoned by eating fungus in his current state.
...It's hard to imagine that Yue Lian has been drinking this mushroom soup since she was a child.
I don't know how long it has passed.
Chu Zeming felt that someone was feeding him something to drink, and there was a sweet and sweet taste in his mouth. After about a stick of incense, the colorful world in front of him gradually became normal, and Yue Lian's face appeared in front of him.
Chu Zeming got up and shook his extremely heavy head.
Yue Lian apologized: "Brother, she didn't mean it, so don't take it to heart."
Next to them, Senior Yue silently stood against the wall with his back to the two of them.
The long hair hangs on the ground, leaving a beautiful back of the head staring at the two in a daze.
Chu Zeming withdrew his gaze and looked at Yue Lian with a complicated face, "How long have you lived with her?"
With such an unreliable mother, Yue Lian must have suffered a lot when she was a child.
Unexpectedly, Chu Zeming suddenly asked this, and Yue Lian froze for a moment, "I have a relatively long childhood... more than 300 years."
More than 300 years.
The childhood alone is more than 100 times her own... Yue Lian is an old man.
Chu Zeming was silent for a while, looked at Yue Lian, and said, "I'm asking you a sensitive question, how old are you...?"
Yue Lian pinched the corner of her clothes coyly when she heard the words, "Is it important how old is?"
Chu Zeming was confused by his reaction, but he still replied honestly: "It's not very important, I'm just curious."
Yue Lian glanced at the mother who was sticking to the wall, took a deep breath, and whispered in Chu Zeming's ear: "Liu Cun, next time, don't ask such sensitive questions in front of our mother."
In the next second, Yue Lian's head was pressed to the ground.
Chu Zeming's voice was almost choked out from between his teeth, "The boss is asking how old you are!"
Yue Lian groaned: "...No, I don't remember!"
Chu Zeming had bruised veins on his forehead, and his hands were itchy. He felt uncomfortable if he was not beaten.Suddenly, Chu Zeming felt a strange gaze falling on him, looked up, and saw Senior Yue standing in the corner staring at him dumbfounded.
Chu Zeming: ...
It’s over.
I was so relaxed just now that I forgot that Yue Lian's parents were watching from the sidelines.
In slow motion, he picked up Yuelian, who was on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, and forced it into his arms, Chu Zeming explained with a stiff face: "...Senior Yue, there is a saying that you may not have heard, that love is love when you are beaten. "
When Yue Lian heard this, she was so happy that she was about to faint. She nestled in Chu Zeming's arms like an ostrich, and smiled at her mother happily: "Yes, senior brother treats me differently. He loves me very much. He loves me every day. Hit me, I think this is the love I want."
Senior Yue froze on the spot: "You beat me every day..."
Yue Lian: "Not every day, sometimes once every other day or two, sometimes two or three times a day..."
Chu Zeming suddenly covered Yue Lian's mouth, and said sincerely: "Senior Yue, listen to me, I can still explain."
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