[Gintama] I won't die if I don't beat the wig
In Chapter 3, Hongying will be written on the cliff!Believe me! (2)
What to do, because she asked the boss for a week's leave because of the scandal of the Jin Tianyi brothers and sisters. Of course, these are not the point, the point is——
The boss issued an ultimatum, "If you ask for leave this month, you won't even get a penny of your salary."
Kondo Green's tooth hurts and his stomach hurts, so the bad egg hurts too.
She has a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, she decides what to do this month, no matter what important things stand in front of her, she can't change her attention, so although it's a bit unkind, she still plans to say to the wig today, "I want Go back to Wuzhou once, and take care of the rest by yourself."
Coincidentally, everything is clear now, and she probably won't be able to help her in the future, even if she leaves now, she won't feel any uneasy conscience or anything. (Do you really have a conscience?!)
"Not a wig..."
Kondo Midori slammed the door hard.
[Chain Reaction·Daily Chapter·End]
The author has something to say: The next chapter, Hongying, begins.
Hongying is not long, maybe not as long as this volume, but even if procrastination occurs again at that time, it doesn’t matter, I will cut the plot, even if it is an emotional drama, everything is for my 12W completion goal [Hello]
And the direction is like this: Ah Lu went back to Wuzhou, and when she came back, she heard that the wig was killed, Yinsang was beaten half to death, and when she went out for a walk at night, she accidentally got on a pirate ship with Aoshan (?)...
The original plan for the first volume was 4, but it ended up being delayed by more than 5 _(:з」∠)_. Fortunately, the plot has not been written to [-]W. Congratulations [you wait]
In short, the chain reaction volume is finished><, please leave a message (≧▽≦)
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2014.1.13 revision summary
☆, [one fifteen]
The author has something to say: Welcome to Hongying Chapter~~
This volume really won’t be as long as the last one, trust me _(:з」∠)_, because I’m not interested in Hongying, I mainly want to remember the story of the past...
Please leave a message, QUQ, how about I exchange it with Jiachang [Don’t make trouble]
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2014.1.13 revision summary
(Friendly reminder: "【 】" is a quote from the previous article, and it is also what Elizabeth wrote on the sign, and sometimes it becomes a small theater in the protagonist's mind.)
【If possible, she doesn't want to leave Edo in such a hurry, at least she will deal with this matter before leaving.But the current situation does not allow her to do so, because she asked the boss for a week's leave because of the Jin Tianyi brothers and sisters. Of course, these are not the point, the point is——
The boss issued an ultimatum, "If you ask for leave this month, you won't even get a penny of your salary."
Kondo's Bluetooth hurts and his stomach hurts, and the bad guy also hurts.
She has a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, she decides what to do this month, no matter what important things stand in front of her, she can't change her attention, so although it's a bit unkind, she still plans to say to the wig today, "I want Go back to Wuzhou once, and take care of the rest by yourself."
Coincidentally, everything is clear now, and she probably won't be able to help her in the future, even if she leaves now, she won't feel any uneasy conscience or anything. (Do you really have a conscience?!)
"Not a wig..."
She slammed the door hard. 】
Kondo Midori yawned impatiently. After scanning the contents of the last chapter of the series at a glance, he decisively closed the reading page without even poking a bookmark, and put away the phone.
This article is [-] words long and the male and female protagonists don’t have any emotional development at all. When they meet each other, they complain about each other endlessly. After visual inspection, there will not be many emotional scenes. The author’s procrastination is too serious. The reason why I read the last chapter of the current series is, Or because the story of the hero and heroine is slightly similar to her and the wig, but...
But in the end, she abandoned the essay without any hesitation, and thanks to the boring essay, she fell asleep again for the first time.
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Amidst the bumps in the carriage and the conversations of several people in the back seat, Kondo Midori vaguely remembered the scene when she introduced herself to Katsura Kotaro when she first met Katsura Kotaro.
"Ko...ndo...u...mi...dori?" He intermittently pronounced the Roman pronunciation of her name, which was obviously a very simple syllable, but it was pronounced as if it was so difficult to pronounce.
"It's Kondoumidori, Kondo Midori. You're so stupid that you can't even pronounce such a simple name."
"Kondo? The 'Kondo' of Shinsengumi Isamu Kondo in Japanese history?"
She insisted with an accent, with an almost proud expression on her face, "No, it's not Isamu Kondo's 'Kondo', it's Kondo Green's 'Kondo'"
Gui Tuoji couldn't think of the difference between the two "Kondo" with the same pronunciation and writing style. After struggling for a long time, he finally didn't care about these details.
"So, can I call you Midori?"
"...I always feel that something is a little strange." Kondo Green tilted his head, spread his hands, and a red-wrapped candy lay quietly in his palm, "Call me Kondo, this is for you, what's your name?"
Katsura Kotaro originally wanted to say "I don't like sweets", but when he saw the girl in front of him smiling brightly, he realized that this was a show of goodwill between friends, so he hesitated to accept it.
"My name is... Katsura Kotaro."
"Gui-jun, nice to meet you."
At that time, Sakata Gintoki hadn't appeared yet, so everyone naturally called Katsura Kotaro "Kui", and it was also the time in his life that was hard to reach, the purest (?) the least scheming (?) and most wanted to go back again—because Later, no one called him "Gui" at all, and everyone changed their name to wig, even Teacher Songyang was no exception.
Only then did Kondo Midori realize that Wigko started calling her "Kondo" at that time.At that time, people wanted to call her "Alu", but she disagreed. At this time, it is too difficult to ask others to change their words.
As the saying goes, if you don’t play dead, you won’t die. The nature of not playing dead should be cultivated from an early age, so as not to regret when you grow up because you really died because you played dead, Sao Nian (Zheng Se).
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Kondo Midori's deepest childhood memory is that he often moved. Although the memory before the age of five can be said to be completely gone, he still knows that he is not like others, who can live in the same place for many years.In fact, the longest time she lived in the same place was no more than three months; the shortest... was only about two weeks.
So she didn't have any friends, and she didn't dare to make friends, because she didn't know when she would move again and lose them.
When she was six years old, her mother decided to settle down in Edo. In this way, Kondo Midori had her first "friend" in life, that is, a neighbor boy who was two years older than her, Katsura Kotaro.
He is said to be a boy, but he looks like a girl, with well-maintained hair, big eyes, and long eyelashes that make many girls jealous. Walking on the street, passers-by often whisper "that little girl is so beautiful".
If Midori Kondo or Gintoki Sakata were by the side, they would definitely laugh out loud without hesitation, and then frequently attract attention.
"Guijiang, my mother told me that people have past and present lives." Kondo Midoru came to the conclusion one day while biting a lollipop, "So you must have been a woman in your previous life. I bet 300 yen."
—Wait, what does the previous sentence have to do with the latter sentence?
——Don’t you know that God’s logic should be cultivated from an early age?As a heroine, she must have a selling point. If she doesn't have the ability to cheat on skills or appearance, she must use divine logic to make up for it. (positive color)
"It's not cinnamon sauce, it's osmanthus! Teacher Songyang said that we should not be superstitious. Superstition is a symbol of feudal society. Now that society is evolving, I don't believe that people have past and present lives."
She smacked her lips, but couldn't even utter a rebuttal. In fact, she didn't understand what he was saying at all.
But... that "Teacher Songyang" should be a very powerful person, right?
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When Kondo Midori was seven years old, that is, at the age of school, she was sent by her mother to study with "Songyang Teacher" like most school-age children in the neighborhood.
Teacher Songyang also has a handsome face like the wig, "He is a very gentle person" - everyone commented on him, but in fact he is indeed a very gentle person.
"Midori? Midori?" Yoshida Matsuyo smiled and patted her head, "What a nice name."
She turned her head awkwardly, trying to cover up her embarrassment.
"Mr. Yoshida, I'm counting on you, Midori. If she doesn't do well in class, feel free to criticize her. This child has been used to it since she was a child, and I hope you can forgive me for making many mistakes..." Mother took her hand, "Quickly call Song Teacher Yang."
"...Songyang... Teacher."
"Then Ah Midori will come to class tomorrow, the children are eager to have new classmates." Yoshida Matsuyo said.
On the first day of school, Kondo Midori stepped into the classroom with yearning thoughts and little girl-like fantasies, and has since embarked on a road of no return (?).
In the early morning, the sound of reading can be heard in the classroom. The students are all in good spirits. The relationship between classmates is harmonious. When they are not in class, they will hang out with good friends. They never fight. Even if they quarrel occasionally, the relationship has not changed at all. No, everyone is united and friendly.
It was the perfect class in her imagination, she had been so sure before entering the door, but after entering the door, all illusions were shattered.
This class is slightly different from the "class" she imagined....
From a distance, I saw the silver-haired natural curly hair dozing off with a wooden knife in the back row. Almost all the students were making a fuss. Katsura Kotaro was found in a row.
"Gui... ah, what is this?"
Before calling out Katsura's full name, Kondo Midori was unfortunately hit by a notebook. She squatted down and picked up the notebook. The owner's name was written on the cover: Shinsuke Takasugi.
She flipped through it, only the first few pages were written with the same flamboyant characters, and the rest was blank.
"That's mine." The boy with short purple hair said to her.
Kondo Midori pulled a stiff smile and handed him the black notebook. At the same time, Mr. Songyang also stepped in.
The moment Mr. Songyang stepped into the door - the whole class was quiet, and the students stood upright, refreshed, and looked serious.The boy with short purple hair used the "Shunpo" skill to return to his original seat. Even the silver-haired natural curly who had been dozing just now woke up instantly, looking at the book in his hand seriously, as if he had been reading all the time.
...Gosh what an amazing class this is?
It's a pity that at that time, Kondo Midori hadn't discovered that she had the innate ability to calculate the success rate of things, otherwise she would definitely be able to predict that the future of this class would be dark, 100% dark.
Yoshida Matsuyo pulled her over and introduced to all the students, "This is the new classmate Kondo Midori, you should get along well with her."
Everyone focused on her, and the probing and doubtful or curious eyes made her numb all over.
At that time, the young Ah Lu was besieged by everyone's eyes, and unfortunately guessed that she would definitely not be able to live the life of the perfect class she imagined in the future.
But even more unfortunately, she guessed right.
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For the first time this time, Kondo Green fell asleep until the train arrived.
She patted her cheeks to wake herself up, picked up her bag and got off the train, reached out to hail a car, reported the address of her gymnasium, and then closed her eyes and fell asleep.
I don't know why after I fell asleep, instead of feeling refreshed, I got even more headaches.
Arriving at the destination after a while, Kondo Green looked at the number on the meter and took out [-] yen, and waved the driver away without asking for change.
Stepping steadily on the soft and damp ground, she stood in front of the gate of her own gymnasium. The grain on the wooden door was clearly visible, but it was covered with a thick layer of dust, and even a layer of dust formed near the eaves. The spider webs that are not easy to find seem to have not been cleaned for a long time.
Kondo Midori couldn't help frowning, stretched out his hand and knocked on the door, and shouted loudly.
"Anyone—I'm back—"
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After knocking the door six or seven times, someone finally opened the door. The person with light brown hair looked like a dream under the morning light.
"Hey, Midori? You're back?"
"Miss Sanye? Why?"
——Why are you here?
Okita Mitsuha with wine-red blood pupils chuckled lightly, her ponytail twitching slightly, "I just came here for a visit, when I was chatting with my uncle just now, I was wondering when you would come back, but as soon as I went out, I suddenly I saw you."
"Well, I'm back, but it's just..." Come back to pack up and leave.
As he said that, Kondo Midori turned his head keenly, and found a black car suddenly stopped in front of the door of his gym, and the man who got out of the car bowed to Mitsuha Okita, and his suit was neat without any wrinkles .
"Miss Sanye, Mr. Zang Hai is here..."
"I see." She nodded, turned her head to Kondo Midori, her voice was apologetic, "I'm sorry, Midori, I still have an appointment, so I'll take my leave first, uncle will rest in the back room, and we will have a good time when we are free chat."
Kondo Midori clenched the handle of the suitcase, "If you have something to do, let's go first, goodbye."
"Goodbye."
Watching Sanye get into the car and go away, she suddenly had the illusion that Sanye and her boyfriend were sitting in the car, then shook her head vigorously to get rid of this stupid idea, and strode towards the back room .
...Egg Fang Fourteen Sauce is still alive, how could he be NTR so casually.
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In the Japanese room, two people sat face to face at the coffee table.
Since she entered the door, they have been facing each other silently for more than ten minutes.
The furnishings in the room were still exactly the same as before she left. The coffee table was placed in the middle of the Japanese room, a pair of landscape murals from some old market was nailed to the wall, and there was a brown TV cabinet under the murals.
Kondo Green glanced at the teacup in her hand, and the dense mist kept drifting out. She picked up the cup and took a sip before slowly speaking to the person directly opposite her.
"In fact, I came back to say goodbye and pack up my things. I (I owed a debt to a bar in Edo and estimated that it will be paid off in more than ten years) plan to live in Edo for a long time in the future."
Of course, "I owed a debt to a bar in Edo, and it is estimated that it will be paid off in more than ten years" is just one of the reasons. If she really wanted to repay the money, it would not take three months at all. time.
There are more important reasons for deciding to settle in Edo.
The middle-aged man sitting across from her obviously avoided her words, and slowly turned the topic to another direction, "Have you seen A Xun? Is he doing well in Edo? It is said that he became a What is the chief?"
"It's the director of the Shinsengumi. Don't worry about him doing well. He takes the salary of the shogunate every day and doesn't do anything. He eats, drinks, whores, and gambles. Internet, life is called 'extreme joy'."
Kondo Green's expression remained unchanged.
In her eyes, if the Kondo orangutan can be the director of the Shinsengumi, the Shinsengumi must not be a place with a lot of work and heavy tasks. At least the egg side fourteen yellow has not lost its hair yet (does it have something to do with the hair loss?), but it is getting worse. More and more idiot.
There are also many times when passing by on the street, I happen to meet the Zhenxuangumi and Wanshiwu together. The guys in the Wanshiwu are notoriously lazy. It is a conscientious and conscientious organization, and it must have been blackened.
"What about you, Midori? We only said to go to Edo for a few days, but we stayed for several months. Is there something wrong?"
"...It can be said so. I accidentally broke a bone when I was walking, and then I met a classmate who used to be in Edo. I lived in Edo for a few months and found that Edo is a good place, so I decided to settle down."
In order not to let her father pursue too much, Kondo Midori falsified the reason for the fracture, and she was too lazy to explain.
As for Edo being a nice place, that's a big truth.Well, chickens fly and dogs jump people and ghosts go out at night and do bad things constantly. Whatever you do, you will be shot while lying down. God unfolds every day.
Having said that, she laughed awkwardly, "Ahahaha, I can't just stay in Wuzhou as a gnawing old man."
——Now I am 21 years old, and I will feel uneasy if I am an old man. I don't want to cause you any trouble, Dad.
Do you think she would say that? !
Kondo Midori doesn't care if it's an old man or not, and he won't feel bad conscience, it's just an excuse.
"I don't have anything to worry about if you are all good. Parents want their children to be good. That's enough. It's just..."
Kondo Yong paused.
(Isamu Kondo, the leader of the Shinsengumi in the history of homonym, please forgive me for the author's spoof here.)
"It's just Lu, you still can't forgive me, right?"
When Kondo Midori heard it, he stopped drinking tea at first, and then finished the whole set of movements leisurely, put down the teacup, and wiped the corner of his mouth with the sleeve of his kimono, obviously not realizing that this is something girls should not do indecent behavior.
She never thought that her father would be so sharp. In the past, they always knew it well but didn't say it clearly. This is how the harmonious father-daughter relationship on the surface is formed.
But now that Kondo Yong has said so clearly, she doesn't need to hide it anymore.
Anyway, they all made up their minds to leave Wuzhou, let's say something bright before leaving, it's uncomfortable enough to hold back for a long time.
"Where did the word 'forgive' come from? I didn't blame you at all."
Seeing the disbelieving expression on the other party's face, Kondo Midori shook his head, "Don't believe me, what I said is true. Mr. Songyang said that blaming is another kind of affection, and there is a saying called ' Very much, the deeper the love, the deeper', I never loved you at all, where is the blame or forgiveness?"
Knowing that saying this is the most hurtful thing, "My daughter doesn't love her father at all", but she still said it without hesitation.
Kondo Midori didn't look at his father's expression, closed his eyes and let out the contents of his stomach in one go.
"I don't think you are at fault, because this may be forced by the situation, and I think my mother is also at fault in this matter. ... It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right, in short, I don't hate you. I thank my mother After leaving with Teacher Songyang, you can take me to Wuzhou to raise me. If you think I hate you, you are wrong."
Kondo Yong has always wishful thinking that his daughter hates him, so he has always pretended to be an obedient daughter, never acting like a baby, and will not make excessive demands, but only after the showdown between the two parties today did he know——
——Kondo Midori has never loved him like other daughters love their father, and using the word "hate" is too extravagant.Instead, she was grateful that he could take on the responsibility of raising him.
The facts are much crueler than he imagined, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as "ruthless" in Kondo Midori's words.
"That's it."
Saying what she had been holding back, she felt comfortable physically and mentally, then she stood up and looked down at Kondo Yong.
She didn't want to hear her father's answer.
"I packed my things and I will go back tomorrow."
A place like Wuzhou...the devil wants to stay longer.
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The relationship between Kondo Green's parents is an endless list of bad debts, a bit like a soap opera at eight o'clock every night.
When my mother was young, she met her father who already had a family. She was attracted by his strong masculine charm, and tried every means to get closer to him, and even closer. To put it bluntly, it was "seduction".She is a great beauty with countless suitors, who can fascinate people with every frown and smile, and then her father also fell in love with her smoothly, and the two fell in love.
For this, Kondo Green just wants to say that she is grateful that her mother is a beauty and has good appearance genes. Even marrying someone with orangutan genes does not change this, otherwise she is likely to grow into a gorilla like Kondo orangutan.
Later, the mother was pregnant and gave birth to Kondo Green, but her father could not take the corresponding responsibility-because he was a family man.And I don't know who made the report, but the father's wife found out about it, crying, making trouble, and hanging herself, forcing the two to separate.
Not only that, but this vicious woman said bad things about her whenever she met, called her a vixen, and even fabricated many unsavory things out of thin air, making her a complete bad person in the eyes of the local people.
Her mother is a person with high self-esteem and can't stand that woman's various slanders to her. After giving birth to a child in Wuzhou, she decisively broke off relations with Kondo Yong, who has been wandering between the two women, and even a penny of support No fee.Alone with the young Kondo Midori wandering around, no fixed place.
It wasn't until Kondo Midori was six years old that the mother and daughter settled in a quiet small village in Edo, so for her, Edo can be regarded as a real "hometown" where she met many friends. Teacher Yang's education...
Soon after Teacher Songyang died, his mother also collapsed due to lack of health.
Perhaps because of retribution, Kondo Yong's youngest son and the wife he was marrying were killed in a car accident.While grieving, he remembered that there was still a daughter. He inquired about the whereabouts of the mother and daughter, and learned that they lived in Edo. He did not directly disturb the lives of the mother and daughter because his conscience balance was not negative.
However, after her mother died, her father, who had disappeared from Kondo Green's life for a long time, brought her back to Wuzhou to raise her.
Until the showdown just now, these two people have been playing the father-daughter theater for so many years, and even the neighbors think they are model father-daughter, but it is a pity that there is no fake show in the end, and they become a pair of father-daughter with a real relationship .
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The author has something to say: The so-called God unfolds [No
I think the paragraph about the family relationship is a bit ruthless... But she is really not a ruthless cuckold OTL, it can be said that she is only ruthless to her father...
There are so few comments, hey, do you guys not love me QUQ, or did I do something wrong, just point it out and I will change it!Just don't abandon me!
PS: The author can't touch the computer at home this month, but there are enough manuscripts, so don't worry about updating, and the message will be replied slowly.
When the collection was refreshed in the backstage, I was surprised that there were already 124. This kind of data is not good but I am still very happy. XD, thank you for your support><, especially the girls who have always left messages for Wo, after Wo I will work harder to write! (Actually, this product can be doubled after 18 days of fantasy
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2014.1.13 revision summary
2014.1.13 revision summary
☆, [one seventeen]
After packing up all the things that must be taken, Kondo Midori checked it again and again, and after making sure that there was nothing missing, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Katsura Kotaro.
[If you dare to call me a green hat, I will kill you: Yo wig, I sent some of my things in Wuzhou to Edo, please sign for it.Don't ask me why I don't send it to my house, my house is still being renovated, and the decorator said it will be finished in about a week, which means I will be able to move out of the damn hotel in a week, help Help wigs!Here are a dozen free good people cards, please accept them~]
For the first time, Kondo Midori hadn't received a reply an hour after sending the message. According to past experience, this invisibility expert should reply to her within 10 minutes.
She stared blankly at the other's dark gray Mobile Suit Gundam's profile picture for a while, and inexplicably came to a conclusion that frightened herself.
With the wig, he did it 77 times in one night, and he was exhausted! ... Just kidding, in fact, he is... resenting her?
[——A bad little theater in the brain of a cuckold, open——]
[Gui pokes the villain resentfully, the crying pear blossoms are pitiful, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh You heartless man, you hurt my young heart, you know to leave the mess to me to clean up..."]
"Pfft." Kondo Green was entertained by his brain supply, fell back on the soft bed and rolled over, "Puff hahaha..."
[Gui Bian cried and complained: "You still laugh! You can still laugh, you heartless man!!! I'm ignoring you ! I'm going to find my good friends Aishan and Yinsang to play with glass!"]
She covered her face, trying to hold back the constant laughter in her throat.
Because she didn't want to be regarded as a lunatic by her father next door, and sent to Axiazi Mental Hospital for treatment. Cured, only the condition is getting worse, such as Wig Kotaro.
[Gui Yi flicked his sleeves, unrestrained and unrestrained, "The old love is unforgettable. It's not me. Wig · Wig Kotaro · Li Yingshang · Angelina · Ying Xueyu Han Ling · Xue LiQi · Charm · J·Q·Antalya· Hurting Dream, Hathaway, Rose Rose Tears, Feather Spirit, Xie Er, Phantom High Wayne, Xia Ying, Liuli Dance, Ya, Lei Yue, Aya, Xi Mengyue, Yuelan, Lanying, Purple Butterfly Lixin Lei Qiluo Feng Yan Yuan Xiluo Jiuxi Yuyan Ye Luolilan Condensed Feather Ice Tears Falling Like Ice Falling Heart Cherry Language Ice Ling Ina Lolita Purple Beloved·Butterfly Dreams Like Glass, Zimo Youqianyan·Youhua Dream, Ice Rose, Spiritual Injury Like Love·Crystal Tears, Mo Yangyun Xiao, Disability and Elegance·Glass Love, Dreams of Lotus Tears·Ice and Snow, Glass Momeng·Love Cherry Foam·Falling Liqin Yiyu·Thousands of Dreams and Scars·Kewei·Moshangli·Phantom Purple Silver·Tears Like Rhyme and Shadow, Le Lan Mu·Ice and Snow Glass Momeng·Condensed Feather Ice Blue Glass·Tears Like Glass Love Dream Lianlei·Bingya Tears Falling Ice Purple Butterfly Dream·Shangxin Cherry Words Ice Ling Yidie Dreams Like Lizimo Youqianyan Youmo Yangyun Xiaocan·Snow Lotus Mo·Evans·Rui Xiaqing·Broken Moyin·Qian Le Meng Daiyi... (2000 characters omitted below) style, break up!"]
[Takasugi Shinsuke: "Shut up, wig, the author will be scolded if you make up words like this, come on, just abandon the heroine and go home with me, I will treat you well~~"]
【Gui: Let's go!I haven’t been home for a long time, it’s not that I miss home~ (singing) In [-], it was a spring, an old man drew a circle on the South China Sea~]
[The wig and the short cedar went back to their hometown to get married and never saw each other again. 】
...I really cried out laughing, laughing cry outright.
Kondo Green, whose HHP was poked, wiped away the tears from laughing, sat up from the bed covering his stomach, wisely stopped the small theater in his head, and saved himself from laughing to death in Wuzhou before returning to Edo.
After 10 minutes, she thought about it and sent a few more messages.
[If you dare to call me a green hat, I'll kill you: ... I didn't mean it, you know I'm a little obsessive-compulsive, everything is the fault of the smiling bar owner!If you're angry, just ask him to lose your temper...By the way, you can be angry, but you can't help but lend me your network card, okay? ]
[If you dare to call me a green hat, I will kill you: wig, are you there? ]
It was determined that the other party might really be offline for something, or was caught by the Shinsengumi and locked up in the shogunate prison.Kondo Midori curled her lips and didn't say anything else. After thinking for a while, she sent a text message to Sakata Gintoki.
[If you dare to call me a green hat, I will kill you: Hey, Yinshi, are you there?What happened to him with the wig?Having sex with you is too forgetful, so you really died 77 times in one night? ]
But half an hour later, she found that Sakata Gintoki did not reply to her, which made Kondo Midori very depressed, and made her more sure of the fact that he and Wig had indeed formed a group to have sex.
Next, Kondo Green sent a text message to Minute, but there was no reply; she sent a text message to Kondo Orangutan, but there was still no reply.So when she was extremely depressed, Mitsuha Okita invited her to eat sushi together.
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Inside the sushi restaurant.
"I'm sorry, Lu, I was in a hurry last time and didn't have time to have a good chat with you. What would you like?"
"I want to eat cake. Chocolate, strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, mango, lemon, cantaloupe, dragon fruit flavor, thank you." Kondo Green ignored Mitsuha, and said to the waiter standing by with a blank expression, "Remember it's not separate, it's chocolate Strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, mango, lemon, cantaloupe, dragon fruit combine together, don’t get me wrong, I remind you.”
Okita Mitsuha almost had facial cramps, and her gentle and pleasant smile was instantly shattered.
...Alu, what stimulated you?
"Miss, we are a sushi restaurant here." The waiter's face was already convulsed, and his facial nerves might collapse soon.
And—even if this is a cake shop, will there really be cakes with the flavor of "chocolate strawberry blueberry blackberry mango lemon cantaloupe dragon fruit"? !
But obviously this little brother is ignorant, Amano Berry really made this kind of cake tailor-made for Cuckold, so in Cuckold's mind, the image of Amano Berry is plated with a layer of gold, shining Shining kirakira, and successfully upgraded to the status of a goddess, compared with Sister Sanye, but not worse.
"Of course I know, so I want chocolate, strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, mango, lemon, cantaloupe, and dragon fruit flavored cake. Are you worried that I won't be able to pay? It's okay, please send it to Mr. Shinsengumi Hichikata. Mr. Hijikata is a fan of helping people pay bills."
It was only after she said the words that she realized that she had said something she shouldn't have said, she covered her mouth reflexively, and carefully looked at the face of the person opposite - Sanye was still smiling, as if she hadn't heard the name.
Kondo Midori wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and let go of his worries. After all, the name "Hijikata Toshiro" is taboo for this person.
She dared to guarantee with what little integrity she had left that she never happened to meet Mitsuba-san to confess the night before Kondo Orangutan and the others set off for Edo, and she never knew what Hijikata Toshiro refused.
In short, the relationship between these two people will not work out for a while.
"Miss, are you here to make trouble? We are really a sushi restaurant, and... who is Mr. Hijikata Masengumi?"
"Oh yes." Kondo Midori Daigo nodded, "This is Wuzhou, I don't even know who Hijikata is... Ahem, let's not talk about this, anyway, let's have a cake with chocolate, strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, mango, lemon, cantaloupe, dragon fruit flavor ~"
"Miss, I have stated that we are a sushi restaurant!!!"
silence.
"Isn't it a cake shop?" With a resentful face.
After learning that this is not a cake shop, Kondo Midori's recent dissatisfaction surged out instantly, turning into black energy around her, waving her teeth and claws behind her back. Generally speaking, when she is extremely dissatisfied, she only needs to go to Amano Berry The cake shop once, can clear the anger value, that is to say, only the cake can soothe her emotions, but the person in front of her actually said to her, this is a sushi shop, not a cake shop, not to mention the cake, even the cream nothing.
My little brother thinks the air conditioner in the store is a little too cold, wait, it seems that they don't turn on the air conditioner or the heater in the store?
"...Of course not!!! I said it several times just now!"
"Forget it, I want tuna sushi." She pouted unwillingly.
Sure enough, Wuzhou is not a good place, compared to Edo, it is simply a paradise within a paradise.
The waiter brother breathed a sigh of relief, then turned to Mitsuha Okita, "Then what do you want, Miss?"
"I want tuna sushi too." Mitsuha paused for a while and added
The boss issued an ultimatum, "If you ask for leave this month, you won't even get a penny of your salary."
Kondo Green's tooth hurts and his stomach hurts, so the bad egg hurts too.
She has a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, she decides what to do this month, no matter what important things stand in front of her, she can't change her attention, so although it's a bit unkind, she still plans to say to the wig today, "I want Go back to Wuzhou once, and take care of the rest by yourself."
Coincidentally, everything is clear now, and she probably won't be able to help her in the future, even if she leaves now, she won't feel any uneasy conscience or anything. (Do you really have a conscience?!)
"Not a wig..."
Kondo Midori slammed the door hard.
[Chain Reaction·Daily Chapter·End]
The author has something to say: The next chapter, Hongying, begins.
Hongying is not long, maybe not as long as this volume, but even if procrastination occurs again at that time, it doesn’t matter, I will cut the plot, even if it is an emotional drama, everything is for my 12W completion goal [Hello]
And the direction is like this: Ah Lu went back to Wuzhou, and when she came back, she heard that the wig was killed, Yinsang was beaten half to death, and when she went out for a walk at night, she accidentally got on a pirate ship with Aoshan (?)...
The original plan for the first volume was 4, but it ended up being delayed by more than 5 _(:з」∠)_. Fortunately, the plot has not been written to [-]W. Congratulations [you wait]
In short, the chain reaction volume is finished><, please leave a message (≧▽≦)
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2014.1.13 revision summary
☆, [one fifteen]
The author has something to say: Welcome to Hongying Chapter~~
This volume really won’t be as long as the last one, trust me _(:з」∠)_, because I’m not interested in Hongying, I mainly want to remember the story of the past...
Please leave a message, QUQ, how about I exchange it with Jiachang [Don’t make trouble]
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2014.1.13 revision summary
(Friendly reminder: "【 】" is a quote from the previous article, and it is also what Elizabeth wrote on the sign, and sometimes it becomes a small theater in the protagonist's mind.)
【If possible, she doesn't want to leave Edo in such a hurry, at least she will deal with this matter before leaving.But the current situation does not allow her to do so, because she asked the boss for a week's leave because of the Jin Tianyi brothers and sisters. Of course, these are not the point, the point is——
The boss issued an ultimatum, "If you ask for leave this month, you won't even get a penny of your salary."
Kondo's Bluetooth hurts and his stomach hurts, and the bad guy also hurts.
She has a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, she decides what to do this month, no matter what important things stand in front of her, she can't change her attention, so although it's a bit unkind, she still plans to say to the wig today, "I want Go back to Wuzhou once, and take care of the rest by yourself."
Coincidentally, everything is clear now, and she probably won't be able to help her in the future, even if she leaves now, she won't feel any uneasy conscience or anything. (Do you really have a conscience?!)
"Not a wig..."
She slammed the door hard. 】
Kondo Midori yawned impatiently. After scanning the contents of the last chapter of the series at a glance, he decisively closed the reading page without even poking a bookmark, and put away the phone.
This article is [-] words long and the male and female protagonists don’t have any emotional development at all. When they meet each other, they complain about each other endlessly. After visual inspection, there will not be many emotional scenes. The author’s procrastination is too serious. The reason why I read the last chapter of the current series is, Or because the story of the hero and heroine is slightly similar to her and the wig, but...
But in the end, she abandoned the essay without any hesitation, and thanks to the boring essay, she fell asleep again for the first time.
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Amidst the bumps in the carriage and the conversations of several people in the back seat, Kondo Midori vaguely remembered the scene when she introduced herself to Katsura Kotaro when she first met Katsura Kotaro.
"Ko...ndo...u...mi...dori?" He intermittently pronounced the Roman pronunciation of her name, which was obviously a very simple syllable, but it was pronounced as if it was so difficult to pronounce.
"It's Kondoumidori, Kondo Midori. You're so stupid that you can't even pronounce such a simple name."
"Kondo? The 'Kondo' of Shinsengumi Isamu Kondo in Japanese history?"
She insisted with an accent, with an almost proud expression on her face, "No, it's not Isamu Kondo's 'Kondo', it's Kondo Green's 'Kondo'"
Gui Tuoji couldn't think of the difference between the two "Kondo" with the same pronunciation and writing style. After struggling for a long time, he finally didn't care about these details.
"So, can I call you Midori?"
"...I always feel that something is a little strange." Kondo Green tilted his head, spread his hands, and a red-wrapped candy lay quietly in his palm, "Call me Kondo, this is for you, what's your name?"
Katsura Kotaro originally wanted to say "I don't like sweets", but when he saw the girl in front of him smiling brightly, he realized that this was a show of goodwill between friends, so he hesitated to accept it.
"My name is... Katsura Kotaro."
"Gui-jun, nice to meet you."
At that time, Sakata Gintoki hadn't appeared yet, so everyone naturally called Katsura Kotaro "Kui", and it was also the time in his life that was hard to reach, the purest (?) the least scheming (?) and most wanted to go back again—because Later, no one called him "Gui" at all, and everyone changed their name to wig, even Teacher Songyang was no exception.
Only then did Kondo Midori realize that Wigko started calling her "Kondo" at that time.At that time, people wanted to call her "Alu", but she disagreed. At this time, it is too difficult to ask others to change their words.
As the saying goes, if you don’t play dead, you won’t die. The nature of not playing dead should be cultivated from an early age, so as not to regret when you grow up because you really died because you played dead, Sao Nian (Zheng Se).
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Kondo Midori's deepest childhood memory is that he often moved. Although the memory before the age of five can be said to be completely gone, he still knows that he is not like others, who can live in the same place for many years.In fact, the longest time she lived in the same place was no more than three months; the shortest... was only about two weeks.
So she didn't have any friends, and she didn't dare to make friends, because she didn't know when she would move again and lose them.
When she was six years old, her mother decided to settle down in Edo. In this way, Kondo Midori had her first "friend" in life, that is, a neighbor boy who was two years older than her, Katsura Kotaro.
He is said to be a boy, but he looks like a girl, with well-maintained hair, big eyes, and long eyelashes that make many girls jealous. Walking on the street, passers-by often whisper "that little girl is so beautiful".
If Midori Kondo or Gintoki Sakata were by the side, they would definitely laugh out loud without hesitation, and then frequently attract attention.
"Guijiang, my mother told me that people have past and present lives." Kondo Midoru came to the conclusion one day while biting a lollipop, "So you must have been a woman in your previous life. I bet 300 yen."
—Wait, what does the previous sentence have to do with the latter sentence?
——Don’t you know that God’s logic should be cultivated from an early age?As a heroine, she must have a selling point. If she doesn't have the ability to cheat on skills or appearance, she must use divine logic to make up for it. (positive color)
"It's not cinnamon sauce, it's osmanthus! Teacher Songyang said that we should not be superstitious. Superstition is a symbol of feudal society. Now that society is evolving, I don't believe that people have past and present lives."
She smacked her lips, but couldn't even utter a rebuttal. In fact, she didn't understand what he was saying at all.
But... that "Teacher Songyang" should be a very powerful person, right?
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When Kondo Midori was seven years old, that is, at the age of school, she was sent by her mother to study with "Songyang Teacher" like most school-age children in the neighborhood.
Teacher Songyang also has a handsome face like the wig, "He is a very gentle person" - everyone commented on him, but in fact he is indeed a very gentle person.
"Midori? Midori?" Yoshida Matsuyo smiled and patted her head, "What a nice name."
She turned her head awkwardly, trying to cover up her embarrassment.
"Mr. Yoshida, I'm counting on you, Midori. If she doesn't do well in class, feel free to criticize her. This child has been used to it since she was a child, and I hope you can forgive me for making many mistakes..." Mother took her hand, "Quickly call Song Teacher Yang."
"...Songyang... Teacher."
"Then Ah Midori will come to class tomorrow, the children are eager to have new classmates." Yoshida Matsuyo said.
On the first day of school, Kondo Midori stepped into the classroom with yearning thoughts and little girl-like fantasies, and has since embarked on a road of no return (?).
In the early morning, the sound of reading can be heard in the classroom. The students are all in good spirits. The relationship between classmates is harmonious. When they are not in class, they will hang out with good friends. They never fight. Even if they quarrel occasionally, the relationship has not changed at all. No, everyone is united and friendly.
It was the perfect class in her imagination, she had been so sure before entering the door, but after entering the door, all illusions were shattered.
This class is slightly different from the "class" she imagined....
From a distance, I saw the silver-haired natural curly hair dozing off with a wooden knife in the back row. Almost all the students were making a fuss. Katsura Kotaro was found in a row.
"Gui... ah, what is this?"
Before calling out Katsura's full name, Kondo Midori was unfortunately hit by a notebook. She squatted down and picked up the notebook. The owner's name was written on the cover: Shinsuke Takasugi.
She flipped through it, only the first few pages were written with the same flamboyant characters, and the rest was blank.
"That's mine." The boy with short purple hair said to her.
Kondo Midori pulled a stiff smile and handed him the black notebook. At the same time, Mr. Songyang also stepped in.
The moment Mr. Songyang stepped into the door - the whole class was quiet, and the students stood upright, refreshed, and looked serious.The boy with short purple hair used the "Shunpo" skill to return to his original seat. Even the silver-haired natural curly who had been dozing just now woke up instantly, looking at the book in his hand seriously, as if he had been reading all the time.
...Gosh what an amazing class this is?
It's a pity that at that time, Kondo Midori hadn't discovered that she had the innate ability to calculate the success rate of things, otherwise she would definitely be able to predict that the future of this class would be dark, 100% dark.
Yoshida Matsuyo pulled her over and introduced to all the students, "This is the new classmate Kondo Midori, you should get along well with her."
Everyone focused on her, and the probing and doubtful or curious eyes made her numb all over.
At that time, the young Ah Lu was besieged by everyone's eyes, and unfortunately guessed that she would definitely not be able to live the life of the perfect class she imagined in the future.
But even more unfortunately, she guessed right.
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For the first time this time, Kondo Green fell asleep until the train arrived.
She patted her cheeks to wake herself up, picked up her bag and got off the train, reached out to hail a car, reported the address of her gymnasium, and then closed her eyes and fell asleep.
I don't know why after I fell asleep, instead of feeling refreshed, I got even more headaches.
Arriving at the destination after a while, Kondo Green looked at the number on the meter and took out [-] yen, and waved the driver away without asking for change.
Stepping steadily on the soft and damp ground, she stood in front of the gate of her own gymnasium. The grain on the wooden door was clearly visible, but it was covered with a thick layer of dust, and even a layer of dust formed near the eaves. The spider webs that are not easy to find seem to have not been cleaned for a long time.
Kondo Midori couldn't help frowning, stretched out his hand and knocked on the door, and shouted loudly.
"Anyone—I'm back—"
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After knocking the door six or seven times, someone finally opened the door. The person with light brown hair looked like a dream under the morning light.
"Hey, Midori? You're back?"
"Miss Sanye? Why?"
——Why are you here?
Okita Mitsuha with wine-red blood pupils chuckled lightly, her ponytail twitching slightly, "I just came here for a visit, when I was chatting with my uncle just now, I was wondering when you would come back, but as soon as I went out, I suddenly I saw you."
"Well, I'm back, but it's just..." Come back to pack up and leave.
As he said that, Kondo Midori turned his head keenly, and found a black car suddenly stopped in front of the door of his gym, and the man who got out of the car bowed to Mitsuha Okita, and his suit was neat without any wrinkles .
"Miss Sanye, Mr. Zang Hai is here..."
"I see." She nodded, turned her head to Kondo Midori, her voice was apologetic, "I'm sorry, Midori, I still have an appointment, so I'll take my leave first, uncle will rest in the back room, and we will have a good time when we are free chat."
Kondo Midori clenched the handle of the suitcase, "If you have something to do, let's go first, goodbye."
"Goodbye."
Watching Sanye get into the car and go away, she suddenly had the illusion that Sanye and her boyfriend were sitting in the car, then shook her head vigorously to get rid of this stupid idea, and strode towards the back room .
...Egg Fang Fourteen Sauce is still alive, how could he be NTR so casually.
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In the Japanese room, two people sat face to face at the coffee table.
Since she entered the door, they have been facing each other silently for more than ten minutes.
The furnishings in the room were still exactly the same as before she left. The coffee table was placed in the middle of the Japanese room, a pair of landscape murals from some old market was nailed to the wall, and there was a brown TV cabinet under the murals.
Kondo Green glanced at the teacup in her hand, and the dense mist kept drifting out. She picked up the cup and took a sip before slowly speaking to the person directly opposite her.
"In fact, I came back to say goodbye and pack up my things. I (I owed a debt to a bar in Edo and estimated that it will be paid off in more than ten years) plan to live in Edo for a long time in the future."
Of course, "I owed a debt to a bar in Edo, and it is estimated that it will be paid off in more than ten years" is just one of the reasons. If she really wanted to repay the money, it would not take three months at all. time.
There are more important reasons for deciding to settle in Edo.
The middle-aged man sitting across from her obviously avoided her words, and slowly turned the topic to another direction, "Have you seen A Xun? Is he doing well in Edo? It is said that he became a What is the chief?"
"It's the director of the Shinsengumi. Don't worry about him doing well. He takes the salary of the shogunate every day and doesn't do anything. He eats, drinks, whores, and gambles. Internet, life is called 'extreme joy'."
Kondo Green's expression remained unchanged.
In her eyes, if the Kondo orangutan can be the director of the Shinsengumi, the Shinsengumi must not be a place with a lot of work and heavy tasks. At least the egg side fourteen yellow has not lost its hair yet (does it have something to do with the hair loss?), but it is getting worse. More and more idiot.
There are also many times when passing by on the street, I happen to meet the Zhenxuangumi and Wanshiwu together. The guys in the Wanshiwu are notoriously lazy. It is a conscientious and conscientious organization, and it must have been blackened.
"What about you, Midori? We only said to go to Edo for a few days, but we stayed for several months. Is there something wrong?"
"...It can be said so. I accidentally broke a bone when I was walking, and then I met a classmate who used to be in Edo. I lived in Edo for a few months and found that Edo is a good place, so I decided to settle down."
In order not to let her father pursue too much, Kondo Midori falsified the reason for the fracture, and she was too lazy to explain.
As for Edo being a nice place, that's a big truth.Well, chickens fly and dogs jump people and ghosts go out at night and do bad things constantly. Whatever you do, you will be shot while lying down. God unfolds every day.
Having said that, she laughed awkwardly, "Ahahaha, I can't just stay in Wuzhou as a gnawing old man."
——Now I am 21 years old, and I will feel uneasy if I am an old man. I don't want to cause you any trouble, Dad.
Do you think she would say that? !
Kondo Midori doesn't care if it's an old man or not, and he won't feel bad conscience, it's just an excuse.
"I don't have anything to worry about if you are all good. Parents want their children to be good. That's enough. It's just..."
Kondo Yong paused.
(Isamu Kondo, the leader of the Shinsengumi in the history of homonym, please forgive me for the author's spoof here.)
"It's just Lu, you still can't forgive me, right?"
When Kondo Midori heard it, he stopped drinking tea at first, and then finished the whole set of movements leisurely, put down the teacup, and wiped the corner of his mouth with the sleeve of his kimono, obviously not realizing that this is something girls should not do indecent behavior.
She never thought that her father would be so sharp. In the past, they always knew it well but didn't say it clearly. This is how the harmonious father-daughter relationship on the surface is formed.
But now that Kondo Yong has said so clearly, she doesn't need to hide it anymore.
Anyway, they all made up their minds to leave Wuzhou, let's say something bright before leaving, it's uncomfortable enough to hold back for a long time.
"Where did the word 'forgive' come from? I didn't blame you at all."
Seeing the disbelieving expression on the other party's face, Kondo Midori shook his head, "Don't believe me, what I said is true. Mr. Songyang said that blaming is another kind of affection, and there is a saying called ' Very much, the deeper the love, the deeper', I never loved you at all, where is the blame or forgiveness?"
Knowing that saying this is the most hurtful thing, "My daughter doesn't love her father at all", but she still said it without hesitation.
Kondo Midori didn't look at his father's expression, closed his eyes and let out the contents of his stomach in one go.
"I don't think you are at fault, because this may be forced by the situation, and I think my mother is also at fault in this matter. ... It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right, in short, I don't hate you. I thank my mother After leaving with Teacher Songyang, you can take me to Wuzhou to raise me. If you think I hate you, you are wrong."
Kondo Yong has always wishful thinking that his daughter hates him, so he has always pretended to be an obedient daughter, never acting like a baby, and will not make excessive demands, but only after the showdown between the two parties today did he know——
——Kondo Midori has never loved him like other daughters love their father, and using the word "hate" is too extravagant.Instead, she was grateful that he could take on the responsibility of raising him.
The facts are much crueler than he imagined, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as "ruthless" in Kondo Midori's words.
"That's it."
Saying what she had been holding back, she felt comfortable physically and mentally, then she stood up and looked down at Kondo Yong.
She didn't want to hear her father's answer.
"I packed my things and I will go back tomorrow."
A place like Wuzhou...the devil wants to stay longer.
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The relationship between Kondo Green's parents is an endless list of bad debts, a bit like a soap opera at eight o'clock every night.
When my mother was young, she met her father who already had a family. She was attracted by his strong masculine charm, and tried every means to get closer to him, and even closer. To put it bluntly, it was "seduction".She is a great beauty with countless suitors, who can fascinate people with every frown and smile, and then her father also fell in love with her smoothly, and the two fell in love.
For this, Kondo Green just wants to say that she is grateful that her mother is a beauty and has good appearance genes. Even marrying someone with orangutan genes does not change this, otherwise she is likely to grow into a gorilla like Kondo orangutan.
Later, the mother was pregnant and gave birth to Kondo Green, but her father could not take the corresponding responsibility-because he was a family man.And I don't know who made the report, but the father's wife found out about it, crying, making trouble, and hanging herself, forcing the two to separate.
Not only that, but this vicious woman said bad things about her whenever she met, called her a vixen, and even fabricated many unsavory things out of thin air, making her a complete bad person in the eyes of the local people.
Her mother is a person with high self-esteem and can't stand that woman's various slanders to her. After giving birth to a child in Wuzhou, she decisively broke off relations with Kondo Yong, who has been wandering between the two women, and even a penny of support No fee.Alone with the young Kondo Midori wandering around, no fixed place.
It wasn't until Kondo Midori was six years old that the mother and daughter settled in a quiet small village in Edo, so for her, Edo can be regarded as a real "hometown" where she met many friends. Teacher Yang's education...
Soon after Teacher Songyang died, his mother also collapsed due to lack of health.
Perhaps because of retribution, Kondo Yong's youngest son and the wife he was marrying were killed in a car accident.While grieving, he remembered that there was still a daughter. He inquired about the whereabouts of the mother and daughter, and learned that they lived in Edo. He did not directly disturb the lives of the mother and daughter because his conscience balance was not negative.
However, after her mother died, her father, who had disappeared from Kondo Green's life for a long time, brought her back to Wuzhou to raise her.
Until the showdown just now, these two people have been playing the father-daughter theater for so many years, and even the neighbors think they are model father-daughter, but it is a pity that there is no fake show in the end, and they become a pair of father-daughter with a real relationship .
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The author has something to say: The so-called God unfolds [No
I think the paragraph about the family relationship is a bit ruthless... But she is really not a ruthless cuckold OTL, it can be said that she is only ruthless to her father...
There are so few comments, hey, do you guys not love me QUQ, or did I do something wrong, just point it out and I will change it!Just don't abandon me!
PS: The author can't touch the computer at home this month, but there are enough manuscripts, so don't worry about updating, and the message will be replied slowly.
When the collection was refreshed in the backstage, I was surprised that there were already 124. This kind of data is not good but I am still very happy. XD, thank you for your support><, especially the girls who have always left messages for Wo, after Wo I will work harder to write! (Actually, this product can be doubled after 18 days of fantasy
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2014.1.13 revision summary
2014.1.13 revision summary
☆, [one seventeen]
After packing up all the things that must be taken, Kondo Midori checked it again and again, and after making sure that there was nothing missing, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Katsura Kotaro.
[If you dare to call me a green hat, I will kill you: Yo wig, I sent some of my things in Wuzhou to Edo, please sign for it.Don't ask me why I don't send it to my house, my house is still being renovated, and the decorator said it will be finished in about a week, which means I will be able to move out of the damn hotel in a week, help Help wigs!Here are a dozen free good people cards, please accept them~]
For the first time, Kondo Midori hadn't received a reply an hour after sending the message. According to past experience, this invisibility expert should reply to her within 10 minutes.
She stared blankly at the other's dark gray Mobile Suit Gundam's profile picture for a while, and inexplicably came to a conclusion that frightened herself.
With the wig, he did it 77 times in one night, and he was exhausted! ... Just kidding, in fact, he is... resenting her?
[——A bad little theater in the brain of a cuckold, open——]
[Gui pokes the villain resentfully, the crying pear blossoms are pitiful, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh You heartless man, you hurt my young heart, you know to leave the mess to me to clean up..."]
"Pfft." Kondo Green was entertained by his brain supply, fell back on the soft bed and rolled over, "Puff hahaha..."
[Gui Bian cried and complained: "You still laugh! You can still laugh, you heartless man!!! I'm ignoring you ! I'm going to find my good friends Aishan and Yinsang to play with glass!"]
She covered her face, trying to hold back the constant laughter in her throat.
Because she didn't want to be regarded as a lunatic by her father next door, and sent to Axiazi Mental Hospital for treatment. Cured, only the condition is getting worse, such as Wig Kotaro.
[Gui Yi flicked his sleeves, unrestrained and unrestrained, "The old love is unforgettable. It's not me. Wig · Wig Kotaro · Li Yingshang · Angelina · Ying Xueyu Han Ling · Xue LiQi · Charm · J·Q·Antalya· Hurting Dream, Hathaway, Rose Rose Tears, Feather Spirit, Xie Er, Phantom High Wayne, Xia Ying, Liuli Dance, Ya, Lei Yue, Aya, Xi Mengyue, Yuelan, Lanying, Purple Butterfly Lixin Lei Qiluo Feng Yan Yuan Xiluo Jiuxi Yuyan Ye Luolilan Condensed Feather Ice Tears Falling Like Ice Falling Heart Cherry Language Ice Ling Ina Lolita Purple Beloved·Butterfly Dreams Like Glass, Zimo Youqianyan·Youhua Dream, Ice Rose, Spiritual Injury Like Love·Crystal Tears, Mo Yangyun Xiao, Disability and Elegance·Glass Love, Dreams of Lotus Tears·Ice and Snow, Glass Momeng·Love Cherry Foam·Falling Liqin Yiyu·Thousands of Dreams and Scars·Kewei·Moshangli·Phantom Purple Silver·Tears Like Rhyme and Shadow, Le Lan Mu·Ice and Snow Glass Momeng·Condensed Feather Ice Blue Glass·Tears Like Glass Love Dream Lianlei·Bingya Tears Falling Ice Purple Butterfly Dream·Shangxin Cherry Words Ice Ling Yidie Dreams Like Lizimo Youqianyan Youmo Yangyun Xiaocan·Snow Lotus Mo·Evans·Rui Xiaqing·Broken Moyin·Qian Le Meng Daiyi... (2000 characters omitted below) style, break up!"]
[Takasugi Shinsuke: "Shut up, wig, the author will be scolded if you make up words like this, come on, just abandon the heroine and go home with me, I will treat you well~~"]
【Gui: Let's go!I haven’t been home for a long time, it’s not that I miss home~ (singing) In [-], it was a spring, an old man drew a circle on the South China Sea~]
[The wig and the short cedar went back to their hometown to get married and never saw each other again. 】
...I really cried out laughing, laughing cry outright.
Kondo Green, whose HHP was poked, wiped away the tears from laughing, sat up from the bed covering his stomach, wisely stopped the small theater in his head, and saved himself from laughing to death in Wuzhou before returning to Edo.
After 10 minutes, she thought about it and sent a few more messages.
[If you dare to call me a green hat, I'll kill you: ... I didn't mean it, you know I'm a little obsessive-compulsive, everything is the fault of the smiling bar owner!If you're angry, just ask him to lose your temper...By the way, you can be angry, but you can't help but lend me your network card, okay? ]
[If you dare to call me a green hat, I will kill you: wig, are you there? ]
It was determined that the other party might really be offline for something, or was caught by the Shinsengumi and locked up in the shogunate prison.Kondo Midori curled her lips and didn't say anything else. After thinking for a while, she sent a text message to Sakata Gintoki.
[If you dare to call me a green hat, I will kill you: Hey, Yinshi, are you there?What happened to him with the wig?Having sex with you is too forgetful, so you really died 77 times in one night? ]
But half an hour later, she found that Sakata Gintoki did not reply to her, which made Kondo Midori very depressed, and made her more sure of the fact that he and Wig had indeed formed a group to have sex.
Next, Kondo Green sent a text message to Minute, but there was no reply; she sent a text message to Kondo Orangutan, but there was still no reply.So when she was extremely depressed, Mitsuha Okita invited her to eat sushi together.
<<<<<
Inside the sushi restaurant.
"I'm sorry, Lu, I was in a hurry last time and didn't have time to have a good chat with you. What would you like?"
"I want to eat cake. Chocolate, strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, mango, lemon, cantaloupe, dragon fruit flavor, thank you." Kondo Green ignored Mitsuha, and said to the waiter standing by with a blank expression, "Remember it's not separate, it's chocolate Strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, mango, lemon, cantaloupe, dragon fruit combine together, don’t get me wrong, I remind you.”
Okita Mitsuha almost had facial cramps, and her gentle and pleasant smile was instantly shattered.
...Alu, what stimulated you?
"Miss, we are a sushi restaurant here." The waiter's face was already convulsed, and his facial nerves might collapse soon.
And—even if this is a cake shop, will there really be cakes with the flavor of "chocolate strawberry blueberry blackberry mango lemon cantaloupe dragon fruit"? !
But obviously this little brother is ignorant, Amano Berry really made this kind of cake tailor-made for Cuckold, so in Cuckold's mind, the image of Amano Berry is plated with a layer of gold, shining Shining kirakira, and successfully upgraded to the status of a goddess, compared with Sister Sanye, but not worse.
"Of course I know, so I want chocolate, strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, mango, lemon, cantaloupe, and dragon fruit flavored cake. Are you worried that I won't be able to pay? It's okay, please send it to Mr. Shinsengumi Hichikata. Mr. Hijikata is a fan of helping people pay bills."
It was only after she said the words that she realized that she had said something she shouldn't have said, she covered her mouth reflexively, and carefully looked at the face of the person opposite - Sanye was still smiling, as if she hadn't heard the name.
Kondo Midori wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and let go of his worries. After all, the name "Hijikata Toshiro" is taboo for this person.
She dared to guarantee with what little integrity she had left that she never happened to meet Mitsuba-san to confess the night before Kondo Orangutan and the others set off for Edo, and she never knew what Hijikata Toshiro refused.
In short, the relationship between these two people will not work out for a while.
"Miss, are you here to make trouble? We are really a sushi restaurant, and... who is Mr. Hijikata Masengumi?"
"Oh yes." Kondo Midori Daigo nodded, "This is Wuzhou, I don't even know who Hijikata is... Ahem, let's not talk about this, anyway, let's have a cake with chocolate, strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, mango, lemon, cantaloupe, dragon fruit flavor ~"
"Miss, I have stated that we are a sushi restaurant!!!"
silence.
"Isn't it a cake shop?" With a resentful face.
After learning that this is not a cake shop, Kondo Midori's recent dissatisfaction surged out instantly, turning into black energy around her, waving her teeth and claws behind her back. Generally speaking, when she is extremely dissatisfied, she only needs to go to Amano Berry The cake shop once, can clear the anger value, that is to say, only the cake can soothe her emotions, but the person in front of her actually said to her, this is a sushi shop, not a cake shop, not to mention the cake, even the cream nothing.
My little brother thinks the air conditioner in the store is a little too cold, wait, it seems that they don't turn on the air conditioner or the heater in the store?
"...Of course not!!! I said it several times just now!"
"Forget it, I want tuna sushi." She pouted unwillingly.
Sure enough, Wuzhou is not a good place, compared to Edo, it is simply a paradise within a paradise.
The waiter brother breathed a sigh of relief, then turned to Mitsuha Okita, "Then what do you want, Miss?"
"I want tuna sushi too." Mitsuha paused for a while and added
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