Kneel down, BT!

The author has something to say: Two or three months of laziness finally opened up a new pit~(≧▽≦)/~Sahua~

Code words in winter, it’s so cold that I don’t want it, I’m so stupid, I want to collect it~~~

Looking at this familiar yet unfamiliar rental house, listening to the faint sound of cars and KTV singing outside, I was born again!Li Dongyang confirmed with great certainty, turned left and right in front of the mirror, it was very good, the whole body was complete, whole, nothing, and missing!The pain of being bitten by zombies is still clearly in my mind, but so what, I was reborn! "Fuck! The old paper is back!" Li Dongyang couldn't help jumping and laughing, and couldn't stop following Ben.

"Crazy upstairs! Why dance if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?!"

"Die! Laughing ghost in the middle of the night!"

All of a sudden, it aroused public anger, and there were waves of cursing one after another.

"Why did I laugh! Sleep on you! You screamed louder than the old paper, and you woke up people far away!" Li Dongyang retorted not to be outdone, but thinking that it was indeed midnight, he just Shut up, seeing that Lao Zhi is in a good mood after being reborn, I don't care about you!Thinking about it, he couldn't wait to check the calendar. On May 5th, Li Dongyang remembered that the first time he saw a zombie in his previous life was on May 12th. That night he was still selling roses on the street to earn extra money, and then a zombie appeared on the street. He bit his girlfriend not far away, almost scared him to death, and ran up foolishly trying to pull away the zombie. Fortunately, unfortunately, he was not injured by the zombie at that time, and he struggled a lot in the last days After a few years, he was finally dismembered by zombies.By the daytime on May 5st, there were already zombies roaming the streets, so it seemed that he still had at least 20 days to prepare.

What are you doing these 8 days?Li Dongyang wobbled and wobbled to the front of the mirror. He took out the most valuable thing in his body from his collar - a jade necklace.Li Dongyang looked at the necklace and couldn't help laughing. Of course, there is space to prepare materials. He didn't trigger this space when the end of the world began in his previous life. When he discovered the existence of this space, there was no material for him to store up. And this For once, he had to make good use of this space to stockpile supplies.Thanks to the ancestors for leaving such a treasure!

Hahaha, Li Dongyang smiled smugly, so that he would not be afraid of being hungry, alas, Lao Zhi is still so handsome!Li Dongyang looked at himself in the mirror and proudly wiped his golden hair, humming an out-of-key song and shaking his head.

What materials are stored?Li Dongyang took out the pen and paper, and calculated carefully to maximize the use of his little savings.

Li Dongyang was so excited that he fell asleep at dawn, but he was woken up by the sound of music not long after he fell asleep.Who the hell is playing music early in the morning? !Li Dongyang covered his head with the quilt with a slam.

The singing stopped after a while, but after a while it continued persistently.

Li Dongyang sat up from the bed with a "chuckle", turned over and rolled under the bed, and hit the bed with a "bang", only then remembered that this was not the room with the wooden bed in the last days, he returned to the last days, clutching his forehead Standing up from the ground, looking around with sharp (hazy) eyes, he finally found the culprit——the mobile phone he threw in the corner, and the caller ID showed three large characters "Zhao Papi"!

Li Dongyang answered the phone unskillfully, and I was very uncomfortable with the message from all over his body: "Hello."

"Li Dongyang!" There was a roar from over there: "Why don't you come to work?! Look at what time it is now?!"

"I'm not coming to work!"

"Aren't you coming?! Let me tell you that you have finished your vacation this month, and if you take any more leave, your wages will be deducted!"

"Lao Zhi resigned! He deducted his wages at every turn, took only one day off in a month, and worked overtime after the holidays to make up for it without overtime pay. Lao Zhi has tolerated you for a long time! Zhao Papi, again, cheap!" Li Dongyang said in one breath. Hanging up the phone comfortably, he didn't care how Zhao Papi hopped over there. In short, he is not sleepy now, and his spirits are also refreshed. His wish of not firing Zhao Papi in his previous life before the end of the world is finally fulfilled today.Li Dongyang hummed an out-of-key song and ran to wash up cheerfully, ready to go out.

"Suck~" Li Dongyang took a sip of the steaming noodles, almost moved to the point of tears, oh, oh, so happy, so delicious, how long has it been since he ate such delicious noodles?I almost forgot what noodles taste like. "Boss, two more bowls!"

After eating the noodles, Li Dongyang went straight to the nearest bank and withdrew 127856.8 yuan of his savings over the years to withdraw 127856 yuan. This was the money he saved to buy a house and marry a wife, but now that the end of the world is coming, the house and wife are no longer needed. .

After taking the money, Li Dongyang immediately rented a big truck and headed straight to the countryside, watching a Hummer drive past with greedy eyes, hey, this kind of car is not affordable for ordinary people like him, it will be when the end of the world erupts Pick it up on the side of the road.

Li Dongyang went to the countryside to buy food and vegetables at a cheaper price, because he paid in cash. That afternoon he collected 1.5 catties of rice in several nearby villages. This year’s new rice is not mature yet, and all he bought was last year’s. Rice, but he doesn't mind at all, as long as it is cheap and edible, he collects the rice and makes an appointment with the villagers to collect [-] catties of fruits and vegetables tomorrow.

After harvesting the rice, it was past 2000 o'clock in the evening. I found a secluded corner to put the rice in the car into the space, and went to the slaughterhouse to place an order for [-] catties of meat. I paid the deposit and returned to the rental house. mood to sleep.

The next day was another rush, buying the fruits and vegetables that I ordered the day before, buying 30 barrels of cooking oil, two sets of car repair tools, 20 long watermelon knives, salt and various spices, etc. , On the third day, I went to buy the meat I ordered again, and my heart was finally half relieved. It really is the common people, and only when I have surplus food can I feel at ease.

In the days that followed, Li Dongyang went to pharmacies large and small in the city to buy cold medicine, alcohol, trauma medicine, gauze, iodine, etc. Buy a little at a drugstore.He went to buy more than 2 thick and durable coats, leather clothes, and trousers. At this time, his money had already gone to 12, and he had more than 6000 left on him. He went to various gas stations to buy gasoline. You can't buy much gasoline this way, but it's better than nothing.

It was already May 5th when he bought everything he could think of. Li Dongyang let out a long sigh and fell on the bed. He only had 17 yuan left on him. He would go to the supermarket tomorrow to buy some food and spend the 300 yuan for himself. Make a big meal, hide in the country on the 300th, Li Dongyang is thinking about tomorrow's big meal, drooling and falling asleep.

Sleeping until the sun is three poles before getting up, go to the noodle shop to eat three bowls of noodles for breakfast, and then wander slowly to the vegetable market, get a fish, a pig's trotter, and half a hen...

"Ah, get out of the way, madman! It hurts! Get out of here!"

"Ah! The lunatic bit someone!"

"Pull him away!"

"Bite to death!"

The ear-piercing scream hurt Li Dongyang's nerves.

Not far away, a person was lying on top of another person, biting like a very hungry beast, blood flowed all over the ground, and the people lying on the ground faded away.

A pale complexion with dark spots, stiff and yellowed eyes, sharp nails and fangs, a zombie!

Someone ran away screaming.Some people hid from a distance to watch the excitement, and some tried to pull away the biting "lunatic".However, the "Madman" is obviously not easy to pull away, and tries to attack the "food" that looks fresher around him.

"The doomsday has begun..." Li Dongyang murmured, and picked up the big kitchen knife of the pork dealer and rushed towards the zombie: "Everyone, get out of the way, this is a zombie! Don't be hurt by him!" Shouting and rushing to the zombie Behind him, he chopped off the zombie's head with a knife in his hand, and the head rolled around on the ground for a few times before stopping, with a large piece of human flesh still in its mouth.

"Ah, it's dead again!" After a moment of silence, screams broke out again, and the spectators hurried away.

The few people who were about to pull away the zombies stared blankly at Li Dongyang who suddenly rushed out with a kitchen knife and hacked him to death. If he cuts someone down again, should he rush forward to stop him or run for his life.

"Everyone go and hide, the end of the world is coming! It's a zombie! If you get hurt by that thing, you will become a zombie!" After speaking, Li Dongyang didn't care about other people's reactions, he picked up his things and ran to the rental house.

When those people saw Li Dongyang rushing over, they all avoided, for fear that this lunatic would call on him with a kitchen knife if he was upset.Damn!What day is it today? When you go out to buy vegetables, you will meet two lunatics. One bites and the other stabs. They both died within ten minutes!

Li Dongyang rushed back to the rented house in a hurry, as there was no hope for the last big meal, so let's run for his life!Li Dongyang stuffed all the slightly useful things into the space, just like locusts crossing the border, leaving no leaves behind.

Li Dongyang was startled by the sudden knock on the door of "Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Anti-theft door, could it be that zombies have come to the door?

"Is there anyone in there? Please open the door."

"Huh," Li Dongyang let out a long breath, put away the kitchen knife, as long as he was a human, he said how could the zombies come so fast.Li Dongyang looked out from the cat's eyes, the man who came was the police uncle? !Li Dongyang slowly opened the door, poked his head out and looked at the few people outside, feeling uneasy...

"Hello, may I ask... Hey? Hey? What are you doing?!" Before Li Dongyang could finish asking, he was pulled out of the door by a tall, burly and agile police uncle. Before he could struggle, he was handcuffed "Click" snapped his paw.

The other two police uncles rushed into the house and came out with a blood-stained kitchen knife. It was the one that Li Dongyang brought back after beheading the zombie: "This is probably the murder weapon."

"Pretend it," the police uncles looked at Li Dongyang solemnly and righteously: "Someone reported the crime. You killed someone with a knife in the vegetable market. Now please come with us to assist in the investigation." Tsk tsk, the current murderer is really bold, Don't run, don't talk, and keep the murder weapon at home.The police uncle shook his head and sighed in surprise.

"!" Nani? !Li Dongyang almost jumped up, but he was immediately held down by the police uncles, who thought that Li Dongyang was trying to escape, and his vigilance was instantly increased by N times.

"I'm wronged! I didn't kill anyone! That thing is a zombie, not a human! That thing is already dead! I'm here to save other people!"