Tucao Xianshi

Stared blankly at him.

"If I want you, I must have you. It's as simple as that. I don't care what you care about or being unfair." Duan Kongxiu pinched Zhao Yipin's chin, and looked at him viciously: "As long as I can get you, I can accept any price and condition! Including myself and yourself! Do you understand?"

Zhao Yipin was taken aback.

He doesn't understand, he doesn't understand at all!

He doesn't understand Duan Kongxiu's distorted character at all now!

And Duan Kongxiu didn't seem to expect him to understand.Just cover his lips deeply again, and suck hard!

【You don't need to understand, you just need to be by my side. 】

The cold touch made the vague thoughts in his mind gradually clear...

Nima, this product is blackened! TvT

The author has something to say: The one who turned black is my favorite!

[Christmas Eve Special! 】Wonderful question!

99: "Hello everyone, I am the author of this book, 99 Jiu~! Since the name is too long, let's shorten it to 99."

99: "Ahem, let's not talk nonsense! Today is Christmas Eve, so let's have a special Q&A session! Please invite the two protagonists!"

The two play together.

99: "Welcome both of you."

Zhao Yipin: "...I'm a little nervous on stage for the first time."

Duan Kongxiu was on the sidelines: "Brother, it's okay, don't be nervous. You just need to pay attention to me."

Zhao Yipin: "...I'd better continue to be nervous."

99 (cover mouth): "Oh ho ho ho, the two of you are so sweet~"

Duan Kongxiu: "Well, yes."

Zhao Yipin: "Where did you find out?! And you must be a fart, bastard!"

99: "Alright, alright, let's get to the point. Now that the plot is half-finished, I have a few strange questions for you two."

Zhao Yipin: "Could it be another 100 questions?"

99 (shaking head): "No, it's a completely different question."

Zhao Yipin: "That's good. It's always so old-fashioned."

99: "...Hehe, I will tell you that I accidentally lost the original 100 sets of question cards, so I came up with them randomly."

Zhao Yipin: "...you already said it."

99: "Cough! Let's move on to the Q&A session then!"

[Music starts! 】

99: "First question, what is your dream?"

Zhao Yipin thought for a long time: "A dream? It seems to be the husband of hundreds of millions of Two-dimensional girls."

99: "...hundreds of millions."

Duan Kongxiu: "Girl?!"

Zhao Yipin was instantly cold!He quickly corrected his words: "Ah, I was wrong! It should be the husband of the relatives and juniors I met in 1 years!"

Satisfied, Duan Kongxiu stretched out his hand and hugged her into his arms: "Brother, it should be my wife." He said and kissed again.

Zhao Yipin (covering his face): "..."

Light Bulb 99: "...Oh! Look around!"

Duan Kongxiu (laughs): "Go on to the next question."

99 immediately sat down: "Uh, my second question! Please describe the feeling of meeting each other for the first time."

Zhao Yipin: "Very black-bellied! At first glance, he is a cunning and black-hearted fox! Be sure to stay away!"

Duan Kongxiu: "Stupid and stupid. I really want to bully and bully more. In fact, when I first found out that I was not the first disciple and had a senior brother, I originally wanted to kill that senior brother. But fortunately, I didn't do it."

Zhao Yipin wiped off his sweat: "It's a good luck."

99 wiped off his sweat: "Fortunately, you are lucky."

Duan Kongxiu just smiled slightly.

The two felt intense fear instantly.

99: "...The third question, please tell the other party's favorite fruit."

Zhao Yipin: "Apple."

99: "Wrong."

Duan Kongxiu: "Peach."

99: "Correct!"

Zhao Yipin: "... Anyway, today is Christmas Eve. If you say an apple, give me the right answer."

Duan Kongxiu (pro): "It doesn't matter, I will eat whatever my brother says I like."

Zhao Yipin looked at him blankly: "Then what if it's si (beep)?"

Duan Kongxiu (whispering his ear): "If it belongs to senior brother, I will keep it carefully and will not eat it casually."

Zhao Yipin (aversion to cold): "..."

99 onlookers: "Great! This is the blackened perverted attack I want~

Zhao Yipin: "Get lost!"

99: "The third question, please tell the other party's favorite color."

Zhao Yipin: "Black."

99: "Wrong! It's blue."

Duan Kongxiu: "Red."

99: "The answer is correct!" (Scattering flowers!)

Zhao Yipin: "..."

99: "The fourth question, please tell the other party's most wanted Christmas gift!"

Zhao Yipin hesitated, "I...?"

99: "Correct answer!"

Zhao Yipin: "It's better to get the wrong answer!"

Duan Kongxiu: "Anime figures."

99: "Correct answer!"

Zhao Yipin: "... Is it my illusion, why is this like a lover's answer?! Isn't it! Isn't it!"

99: "You just need to answer well! If you answer correctly, there will be prizes!"

Zhao Yipin: "Well, it must have been my illusion just now."

99:"……"

99: "Fifth question, do you agree with the practice of not getting what you want from your heart?"

Zhao Yipin: "Totally deny it! Because that is very hard work." (←experienced)

Duan Kongxiu: "I agree. Because as long as I get the body, the mind will be mine sooner or later." (←experienced)

99: "Suddenly it makes sense."

Zhao Yipin: "That makes sense!"

99: "The sixth question, what would you do if the other party turned into a girl?"

Zhao Yipin: "Marry her! Have a baby! Treat her well!"

Duan Kongxiu: "Same as now."

99: "The seventh question, do you like boys or girls?"

Zhao Yipin: "The topic is getting more and more strange."

Duan Kongxiu: "It's fine, as long as it's born by a senior brother."

Zhao Yipin: "I can't give birth! You bastard!"

99: "The eighth question, if the other party loses memory, what will you do?"

Zhao Yipin: "Amnesia? Good way! Then I can..."

Duan Kongxiu smiled: "How can it be?"

Zhao Yipin twitched the corners of his mouth and wiped his sweat: "It's ok... I'll take good care of you."

Duan Kongxiu touched his hair: "Brother is really considerate."

Zhao Yipin: "QAQ"

99: "Ninth question, do you want to be with the other party in the next life?"

Zhao Yipin: "...it depends on the situation."

Duan Kong smiled.

Immediately changed his words: "I want to! I really want to!"

Duan Kongxiu: "I hope to be with senior brother forever."

99: "Okay, inform me! Zhao Yipin's entire life has been booked by Duan Kongxiu!"

Zhao Yipin: "TAT"

(Duan Kongxiu hugs, rubs, kisses!)

99: "Question [-], have you ever thought about what you want to do after this book is over?"

Zhao Yipin stared at 99 suspiciously: "Are you sure you can finish it?"

99: "...It should be. But, trust me! I'm on a daily basis now!"

Zhao Yipin: "Oh..." (distrustful eyes)

99: "Ahem! Please answer the question directly!"

Zhao Yipin: "Well... it should be living in seclusion."

Duan Kongxiu: "I will go wherever senior brother is going."

99: "Okay! The remaining ten questions are looking forward to tomorrow's Christmas Eve! Thank you for your participation, and please prepare for tomorrow's more unscrupulous questions."

Zhao Yipin: "...Damn, can I not come?"

99: "No! If you don't come, your gift will be gone!"

Zhao Yipin: "..."

99: "Okay that's it, see you tomorrow!"

The author has something to say: I wish everyone a happy Christmas Eve!

【Christmas Special】The Last Ten Questions

Standing in the snow-covered landscape, I felt suddenly calm.

I'm waiting for him, I've been waiting for him.

Ten years ago, he told me that we would meet under this cherry blossom tree ten years later.

He said, "Please be sure to wait for me."

I said, "OK."

No frills, just a promise.

For ten years, I kept writing down this promise in my diary.Because, my memory is not as good as it used to be.I'm afraid, I've forgotten this promise.

Finally, the ten-year appointment is over.

I stood quietly under the fallen cherry tree with dry trunks and waited for that person to appear.

He hasn't come yet.

I closed my eyes.

wait a while...

I shrunk my neck.

Waiting for a while...

The body slowly stiffened.

……

……

……

at last……

"I am coming."

The voice that had been waiting for ten years shone into my heart like a ray of sunshine.I tried to open my heavy eyelids, hoping to show him a smile.pity……

A pair of warm hands gently covered my cheeks.

"So warm."

The cold temperature was gradually dispelled by his warmth, I looked at his face happily, and said softly: "Where's the Christmas gift?"

"..."

Zhao Yipin: "What the hell------!!!"

Duan Kongxiu: "..."

99 (pick nose): "It's nothing, just put it on casually to enhance the atmosphere."

Zhao Yipin frowned: "How can there be such a foil! Where is the tragic and beautiful atmosphere that was originally agreed?! The last sentence completely broke it up!"

99: "Calm down, I can't write any more."

Zhao Yipin: "...can you be more lazy."

99: "Yes."

Zhao Yipin: "..."

99: "Okay, let's officially enter our final questioning session for today."

[music playing]

99: "Today