Tucao Xianshi

I'm really speechless...

After much deliberation, Zhao Yipin felt that this was unlikely, so he asked Duan Kongxiu with a little bit of luck:

"You're joking, right?" Zhao Yipin gave a dry laugh with an ugly face.

Duan Kongxiu smiled but did not answer.

"..." Is this a negative answer to me? !

...No way...

"Boom!"

Zhao Yipin lay on the ground and did not move.

Duan Kongxiu bent down and looked at what Zhao Yipin was writing on the ground with his fingers: "Senior brother, what are you doing?"

"...Write the last words."

Duan Kongxiu smiled: "Brother, why did you write your last words?"

Zhao Yipin replied without raising his head: "Because I'm about to be poisoned to death by you..." As he spoke, he suddenly became agitated, "I tell you, even if I die, I will not let you go ! I will expose your criminal evidence! As long as someone can break my acrostic, you can be arrested and brought to justice! Hahaha, you will die!"

After finishing speaking, the surrounding was quiet.

"..."

"..."

The two looked at each other for five seconds.

"...Okay, please ignore what I just said." Zhao Yipin covered his face with shame.

Duan Kongxiu touched Zhao Yipin's head with a smile: "Brother, you are really stupid sometimes."

Zhao Yipin covered his face: "Please don't say it!"

Section [-]: Big brother goes down the mountain

Afterwards, when Duan Kongxiu told Zhao Yipin that "I didn't let go of anything, I just wanted to scare him", Zhao Yipin almost drew his sword and killed him!But for the sake of his own life, he endured it alive.

Since then, the relationship between the two began to go on endlessly.

Every time Zhao Yipin thinks of that meeting experience, he feels that his whole life is gloomy...

But fortunately, that damned nightmare is currently in retreat, and it will still not come out for a while.

Thinking of this, Zhao Yipin was a little excited...

"Yipin, Zhao Yipin!" The call of the fourth elder awakened Zhao Yipin who was still immersed in his dream: "Ah?! What...?!" He quickly raised his head and looked around, and found that the three elders were all staring at each other. They stared at themselves with different expressions on their faces.

"Useless guy, hum!" The second elder glared at Zhao Yipin very dissatisfied.

The third elder smiled helplessly: "Yipin, we were just asking you if you could go down the mountain and pick up the person Xuan'er likes."

Zhao Yipin: "Huh?! Me?"

Third Elder: "We thought about it for a long time, and felt that regardless of character or work style, this job belongs to you. Besides, Kongxiu hasn't left the test yet."

Zhao Yipin: "..." Third Elder, you must be scolding me, you must be scolding me!Especially the last sentence!That's what you really mean, right?

Holding back a handful of bitter tears, he bowed to the three elders with a stiff and cramped smile: "First rank, take orders."

Upon hearing this, the third elder nodded as he wished.

With an anxious and exhausted mood, he went back to his room listlessly to pack his bags.

"Alas..." He fell down on the bed and sighed deeply.I raised my eyelids and looked out the window that it was still early, so I decided to sleep first and then get up to clean up.

Just as he was taking off his right boot and was about to take off his left boot, someone outside the door suddenly shouted: "Brother! The third elder has sent a message that you should set off before the sun goes down! There must be no mistake!"

Zhao Yipin: "..." What should I do, I really want to throw my shoes and quit!

Outsider: "Oh, that's right! The third elder also said that if you want to quit, they don't mind letting the fat junior brother accompany you!"

Fat Junior Brother...?Could it be that fat man who can eat the dead? !

Thinking of the small wallet that I didn't carry, if I was eaten by a fat junior...

"I'm leaving now!" Zhao Yipin decisively decided to leave immediately.

Third Elder, are you so anxious to see that man?Or, is that why you don't want to see me? QAQ

Put on two shoes at a high speed, throw things casually, grab the package, open the door and run out!The surrounding disciples who looked at him thought that there were some terrible wolves, tigers and leopards chasing him!

Watching the afterimage of Zhao Yipin leaving at a high speed, the three stood on a high place with expressionless faces.

"Aren't you afraid that Kong Xiu will blame you for doing this?"

"I'm doing this for their own good."

"Kongxiu is about to leave the customs, but you transferred him away at this time. I'm afraid, there will be a wave of trouble."

"I know, but I can't help it."

After speaking, there was a long sigh.

Zhao Yipin, who just came down the mountain, saw that the sky was getting dark, so he decided to find a safe place to rest for one night, and then continue tomorrow.

What?You asked him why he didn't fly away?

To this question, Zhao Yipin replied very embarrassedly: "I... I didn't realize until I was halfway up the mountain that I can fly..."

……

"That's it." He patted the ashes on the stone and sat down.Take the prepared food and materials from the small package, light the fire, and eat.

Put the small steamed buns prepared in advance on the branches, put them on the fire and bake them.Sprinkle some seasoning while roasting.

After a while, I smell an attractive and delicious fragrance.

"It smells so good! Don't waste my talent by becoming a chef!" Zhao Yipin praised his 'cooking skills' shamelessly.

The surrounding area is very quiet, only the sparks from the fire spewing out from time to time make a 'sizzling' sound.

Zhao Yipin tilted his head and looked at the dried steamed buns roasting on the fire: "It's almost ready...!" Suddenly, there was a "rustling" sound from the surrounding grass!

Zhao Yipin immediately became vigilant, and his eyes kept looking around to observe the surrounding movements.

"rustle!"

Zhao Yipin suddenly turned his head to the right!He bowed his body and approached there step by step cautiously.

"Shusha!" The sound was still ringing.

Zhao Yipin was a little nervous imagining what that guy behind the bushes was making noises?

If it's a big guy, then run away quickly!Although I am very reluctant to dry the steamed buns I just baked, but I am not afraid of running out of steamed buns if I save my life!

If it's a little guy, then run quickly!If it's poisonous, I really can't guard against it, and then I can only eat steamed buns in hell...

After much deliberation, there is a result: take a look first to satisfy curiosity, and then run away regardless!

Well, just do it!

After making up his mind, Zhao Yipin slowly took a step forward, brushed aside the bushes with his hands, poked his head forward, and opened his eyes carefully to see what appeared in front of him.

"Fuck!"

Section [-]: Cute Apprentice

"Fuck!"

The corners of Zhao Yipin's mouth twitched slightly, not knowing how to describe his mood when he saw this "thing" in front of him.

"Gulu Gulu..." A hungry voice came out slowly.

Zhao Yipin looked at the little dumpling in front of him who had frightened him for a long time, and suddenly felt very tired.

"Hey, who are you? Why are you here?" Zhao Yipin squatted down and poked her little butt with his back facing him with a finger.Xiaotuanzi moved unhappily, slowly raised his head and turned around, looked at him innocently with those big watery eyes, and said softly, "I'm hungry..."

The "gululu" that was still very appropriate for the occasion rang again.

Zhao Yipin with black lines all over his head: "..."

"Hey!" He sighed and waved to her: "Come and eat together." He turned and walked forward.But after walking a few steps, he didn't hear any movement behind him.Can't help but stop and turn around and ask again: "What's wrong?"

Xiaotuanzi pursed his mouth, his face was troubled, and he kept rubbing his clothes with his two little hands.Zhao Yipin stared at it strangely for a while, but he didn't see why.I couldn't help being a little irritable, and scratched my head vigorously: "Tsk, what's wrong with you? Why don't you leave? Could it be that you still let me carry you over there?" After saying this, Zhao Yipin clearly saw Xiaotuanzi's eyes There was a flash of light.

Fuck!This guy is really rude!

Zhao Yipin felt a little unhappy, it would be nice to give you food, but you still have such high demands!I won't serve you anymore!

Zhao Yipin snorted, and was about to let go when he suddenly caught sight of Xiaotuanzi teardrops from the corner of his eye.

Nima, do you think you can win my sympathy by shedding tears? !Hmph, labor and management are such soft-hearted people!

"Don't move around, be on my lap." Zhao Yipin hugged Xiaotuanzi in his arms, and fed her dried steamed buns mouthful by mouthful.

...Sure enough, I still feel soft-hearted

Zhao Yipin: "Hey, eat slowly! No one is going to grab you!" Seeing that Xiaotuanzi's mouth was already bulging and he continued to stuff it in, he couldn't help feeling a little worried.

"Uuuuuuuuuu!" The speechless little dumpling was already filled with food.

"I told you to eat slowly." Zhao Yipin patted her on the back with a helpless face, and gave her food smoothly.

"Huh? Why is there blood?" Zhao Yipin raised his hand and looked at the blood stains that had been rubbed on at some point, which was a little strange.

Xiaotuanzi froze when he heard Zhao Yipin's words.

Zhao Yipin didn't notice her change, he just looked around to see where there was blood.When looking at Xiaotuanzi's feet, a large red mark came into view.

"This is..." Zhao Yipin stared nervously at the dazzling red, quickly and carefully opened his underwear, and a picture of a severely scratched wound hit his mind.

"When did you get scratched? Why didn't you tell me!" Zhao Yipin looked at the aggrieved Xiaotuanzi anxiously and angrily, and suddenly remembered the strange behavior just now, and couldn't help asking: "Could it be that you were hurt because of your leg just now?" You let me hug you because you were injured and couldn't walk?"

Xiaotuanzi lowered his head and nodded lightly.

This child is really...