Tucao Xianshi
Chapter 32
There was a murderous look in his eyes, and he approached Lei Yun.
Behind them, the immortal soldiers who were unwilling to be used as the background stood up and said to Lei Yun and Zhao Yipin, "You two immortals, please retreat quickly, and let us fight! Don't accidentally hurt the two immortals."
Lei Yun wanted to say "No need, I can solve it myself", but Zhao Yipin covered his mouth first, dragged him and forced him to leave the battlefield.
"Don't fight hard, you can't do it now." He said in his ear.
"..." Lei Yun lowered his head silently, the unwillingness in his eyes was obvious.
Zhao Yipin didn't say anything else anymore, he just looked straight at Duan Kongxiu who was looking at him not far away, and the feeling in his heart was so full that it was hard to express.
Hua Yulou, who saw everything in his eyes from the beginning to the end, saw the eye contact between the two, and couldn't help reminding: "Mozun, don't forget our purpose."
Duan Kongxiu squinted at him, "But the senior brother has been found, it would be superfluous to occupy the heavens."
Hua Yulou: "But if we retreat now, the demon king will lose face, and the soldiers and horses in the heaven will not forgive us."
"It doesn't matter, as long as senior brother and I don't die."
Hua Yulou saw that the aggressive method didn't work, so he stepped up his efforts: "But can you ensure that he will not be snatched away by others in the chaos? Especially the man next to him, the strength must be guarded against."
This sentence hit the point right away, Duan Kongxiu, who had already made up his mind to go, couldn't help but change his mind a little, touched his chin with some hesitation and said: "Well... that's right, in order to ensure everything is safe, let's implement it according to the plan. "
After Hua Yulou achieved his goal, he immediately clasped his fists with a smile on his face and said, "I obey the order!" After finishing speaking, he turned around and shouted at the group of demon soldiers behind him: "The demon king has an order! Kill the gang of the heavens! Running dogs! Take down the Jade Emperor and win the Heaven Realm!"
"Come on—!" Thousands of demon soldiers swarmed away, and the celestial generals on the opposite side cheered up and shouted: "Come on, kill the demons! Annihilate them in one fell swoop!"
"Yes--!"
The two sides immediately opened fire, staggered together, fought non-stop, and started a war!
Due to the continuous expansion of the flames of war, Zhao Yipin and the two had to retreat again and again, but when they retreated far away, Duan Kongxiu and Hua Yulou, who had been standing behind them for some time, appeared in front of them.
"Brother, come with me, I can ignore your previous mistakes."
Looking at the hand extended by Duan Kongxiu, Zhao Yipin gritted his teeth and still hesitated!
Facing Lei Yun's indifference, Hua Yulou smiled casually: "This little fairy, if you don't want to die, you should leave quickly, so as not to cause trouble to your upper body."
Lei Yun: "Since he picked me up that day, this is no longer something I decide."
Zhao Yipin, who accidentally heard this sentence from the side, was overjoyed: Damn it!Protagonist, do you already regard me as your younger brother?Oh my god, then I can go sideways!
Gathering up his courage, Zhao Yipin was no longer afraid, and pointed at Duan Kongxiu's "cold" and said: "You are still far behind."
"..."
Everyone is silent.
Zhao Yipin's heart is really happy at the moment!
Oh~ I finally said it!He has always been so eager to say a very compelling two-dimensional speech to satisfy himself!Unfortunately, he has been unable to achieve it because of being cannon fodder + poor strength + unlucky + timid character.
But now it's different, he has a big protagonist!The protagonist can protect himself, and my mother no longer has to worry about my studies!
So cool love~!
Mr. Cannon Fodder, who is full of intoxication, seems to have obviously forgotten the most crucial point.It's just that the protagonist at this moment has not yet reached the peak, and they are still facing a full-level boss.
The ending is so sour, I can't bear to watch it anymore.
10 minutes later--
"Let go of me! Let me go! This is not according to the script! It's unscientific!" Zhao Yipin, who was carried away on his shoulders and packed away, yelled in dissatisfaction.
The other was severely injured because of a one-on-two lying on the ground and could not move.The blood tank on the top of the head is about to be cleared, as if a small light circle is about to appear.
A little annoyed by Zhao Yipin's endless noise, Hua Yulou suggested "kindly": "Do you want me to seal his mouth for you?"
Zhao Yipin immediately covered his mouth when he heard that!
Duan Kongxiu smiled lightly and said, "No, it's good to listen to music once in a while."
Hua Yulou: "..."
The Mozun's great appreciative ability is simply not flattering.
"The two in front, can you stop for a moment?" The clouds in front of them slowly dispersed, and Mei Lanjun, who was dressed in plain snow, stood in front of them and blocked the way.
"Xiaomei!" Zhao Yipin shouted in surprise.
"..." Hearing this address, he suddenly wanted to leave.
Duan Kongxiu was very upset when he heard this address, he patted Zhao Yipin's butt and asked angrily: "Senior brother is really well-informed, today is Xiaoyun and tomorrow is Xiaomei, and the day after tomorrow is Xiaohua? "
Zhao Yipin turned around and corrected with a serious face: "No, it's Xiaobai!"
"..."
The Demon Lord pinched the big brother's little butt very hard.
"Aww!" It hurts...QWQ
"It deserves it." Mei Lanjun thought gloatingly.
Zhao Yipin covered his butt with one hand, and shouted at Mei Lanjun behind him without turning his head: "Xiaomei, leave me alone! Go!"
Mei Lanjun: "..."
Zhao Yipin continued to provocatively say: "Don't hurt you because of me! It's not worth it! It's really not worth it! You go, I... I'm fine."
Mei Lanjun said to Zhao Yipin without changing his expression, "Then I'm really leaving."
"I was joking just now, don't take it seriously!"
Mei Lanjun: "..."
Duan Kongxiu's tone was a bit gritted and he patted again: "Brother, you are really 'fun'!"
"Can you stop spanking! Even if you spank, can you change your position and hit again, I'm about to throw up!" Zhao Yipin lay behind Duan Kongxiu and covered his mouth with one hand, with an ugly face.
"I think it's fine."
"Then it's fine if I spit on you?"
Swish-!
With a flying turn, Zhao Yipin instantly became sitting on Duan Kongxiu's shoulder.
Zhao Yipin: "..."
what is this……
What the hell—!
Not as good as just now! (flip table)
Staring at a constipated face, he squinted down at the smiling Duan Kongxiu speechlessly.
Hua Yulou and Mei Lanjun, who have always been in a low sense of existence, silently wiped away the sweat in their hearts.
#The Rescue Way of the Brain-Dead Demon Lord#
#There is a problem with the cultivation of the devil#
small theater:
Duan Kongxiu pointed at Mei Lanjun angrily and asked, "Who is he!"
Zhao Yipin: "My girlfriend."
Duan Kongxiu: "...What about him!" (pointing to Leiyun)
Zhao Yipin: "My brother."
Duan Kongxiu: "Then what about him!" (pulls Xu Yuanhe)
Zhao Yipin: "...my babysitter?"
Duan Kongxiu: "...Then what about me?"
Zhao Yipin looked up and thought about it, and said, "Human."
Duan Kongxiu was a little dissatisfied and prepared to blacken.
Zhao Yipin hurriedly stopped him and said to him: "Get together and read!"
Duan Kongxiu read together: "I am your... person."
Instantly turned into a loyal dog and pounced on it!
Kiss, rub, lick!
Wang~!
The author has something to say: I am very sorry for not updating yesterday! I have been busy recently, so it is inevitable that I have a bad memory!
Updates have changed!
Because the Chinese New Year is approaching, I have been busy with various exams recently! In order not to delay everyone's time and expectations, I will change the update time, from daily update to weekly singular update! I hope everyone can understand!
Section No.40: Let's fight!
"Where are you taking me...?" Zhao Yipin twitched his lips and asked while sitting on Duan Kongxiu's shoulder silently.
"Of course I will return to the Demon Realm and be my wife."
I bother!You are the one below! (wrong emphasis)
"...Then, if I go, will you stop doing bad things?" Zhao Yipin decided to change his statement after some consideration.
After hearing this sentence, Duan Kongxiu suddenly stopped, smiled ambiguously and looked back at him and said: "I only do 'bad things' to senior brother."
Zhao Yipin immediately turned his head back with both hands with no expression on his face: "For my personal health, I decided to sacrifice my big self to achieve my small self!"
Mei Lanjun: "..."
Facing the strong gaze behind him, Zhao Yipin's eyes gleamed with tears: Xiaomei, the sadness of your chrysanthemum~!
Mei Lanjun stopped suddenly, stood on the spot and looked at him: "Do you really want to go with him?"
"What's the matter? Will there be another blue life and death love?"
"...I mean, are you sure you don't regret it?"
At this time, Kongxiu also turned around and looked at him and said, "I don't need Immortal Mei Lan to intervene in my private affairs with my senior brother." His tone exuded a strong murderous intent, which approached Mei Lanjun.
Mei Lanjun frowned, and said displeasedly: "Yipin is my friend, so I naturally care about it."
"It turns out that Mei Lanjun, who has always had a cold personality, also has a caring side. It's really funny!"
Faced with Duan Kongxiu's direct ridicule, Mei Lanjun's face just kept getting colder, "Devil Lord, please don't draw conclusions without authorization!"
Duan Kongxiu narrowed his eyes: "Then stay away from my people!"
Mei Lanjun: "You have no right to manage."
Duan Kongxiu: "You may not have either."
The spark between the two was ignited instantly!Zhao Yipin, who was still sitting on Duan Kongxiu's shoulder, looked up at the sky helplessly, and only wanted to end this farce of elementary school students as soon as possible.
brush--!
Sudden!A white light suddenly pierced towards Mei Lanjun.
Just listen to '铛——! ' With a sound, a man facing the stern
Behind them, the immortal soldiers who were unwilling to be used as the background stood up and said to Lei Yun and Zhao Yipin, "You two immortals, please retreat quickly, and let us fight! Don't accidentally hurt the two immortals."
Lei Yun wanted to say "No need, I can solve it myself", but Zhao Yipin covered his mouth first, dragged him and forced him to leave the battlefield.
"Don't fight hard, you can't do it now." He said in his ear.
"..." Lei Yun lowered his head silently, the unwillingness in his eyes was obvious.
Zhao Yipin didn't say anything else anymore, he just looked straight at Duan Kongxiu who was looking at him not far away, and the feeling in his heart was so full that it was hard to express.
Hua Yulou, who saw everything in his eyes from the beginning to the end, saw the eye contact between the two, and couldn't help reminding: "Mozun, don't forget our purpose."
Duan Kongxiu squinted at him, "But the senior brother has been found, it would be superfluous to occupy the heavens."
Hua Yulou: "But if we retreat now, the demon king will lose face, and the soldiers and horses in the heaven will not forgive us."
"It doesn't matter, as long as senior brother and I don't die."
Hua Yulou saw that the aggressive method didn't work, so he stepped up his efforts: "But can you ensure that he will not be snatched away by others in the chaos? Especially the man next to him, the strength must be guarded against."
This sentence hit the point right away, Duan Kongxiu, who had already made up his mind to go, couldn't help but change his mind a little, touched his chin with some hesitation and said: "Well... that's right, in order to ensure everything is safe, let's implement it according to the plan. "
After Hua Yulou achieved his goal, he immediately clasped his fists with a smile on his face and said, "I obey the order!" After finishing speaking, he turned around and shouted at the group of demon soldiers behind him: "The demon king has an order! Kill the gang of the heavens! Running dogs! Take down the Jade Emperor and win the Heaven Realm!"
"Come on—!" Thousands of demon soldiers swarmed away, and the celestial generals on the opposite side cheered up and shouted: "Come on, kill the demons! Annihilate them in one fell swoop!"
"Yes--!"
The two sides immediately opened fire, staggered together, fought non-stop, and started a war!
Due to the continuous expansion of the flames of war, Zhao Yipin and the two had to retreat again and again, but when they retreated far away, Duan Kongxiu and Hua Yulou, who had been standing behind them for some time, appeared in front of them.
"Brother, come with me, I can ignore your previous mistakes."
Looking at the hand extended by Duan Kongxiu, Zhao Yipin gritted his teeth and still hesitated!
Facing Lei Yun's indifference, Hua Yulou smiled casually: "This little fairy, if you don't want to die, you should leave quickly, so as not to cause trouble to your upper body."
Lei Yun: "Since he picked me up that day, this is no longer something I decide."
Zhao Yipin, who accidentally heard this sentence from the side, was overjoyed: Damn it!Protagonist, do you already regard me as your younger brother?Oh my god, then I can go sideways!
Gathering up his courage, Zhao Yipin was no longer afraid, and pointed at Duan Kongxiu's "cold" and said: "You are still far behind."
"..."
Everyone is silent.
Zhao Yipin's heart is really happy at the moment!
Oh~ I finally said it!He has always been so eager to say a very compelling two-dimensional speech to satisfy himself!Unfortunately, he has been unable to achieve it because of being cannon fodder + poor strength + unlucky + timid character.
But now it's different, he has a big protagonist!The protagonist can protect himself, and my mother no longer has to worry about my studies!
So cool love~!
Mr. Cannon Fodder, who is full of intoxication, seems to have obviously forgotten the most crucial point.It's just that the protagonist at this moment has not yet reached the peak, and they are still facing a full-level boss.
The ending is so sour, I can't bear to watch it anymore.
10 minutes later--
"Let go of me! Let me go! This is not according to the script! It's unscientific!" Zhao Yipin, who was carried away on his shoulders and packed away, yelled in dissatisfaction.
The other was severely injured because of a one-on-two lying on the ground and could not move.The blood tank on the top of the head is about to be cleared, as if a small light circle is about to appear.
A little annoyed by Zhao Yipin's endless noise, Hua Yulou suggested "kindly": "Do you want me to seal his mouth for you?"
Zhao Yipin immediately covered his mouth when he heard that!
Duan Kongxiu smiled lightly and said, "No, it's good to listen to music once in a while."
Hua Yulou: "..."
The Mozun's great appreciative ability is simply not flattering.
"The two in front, can you stop for a moment?" The clouds in front of them slowly dispersed, and Mei Lanjun, who was dressed in plain snow, stood in front of them and blocked the way.
"Xiaomei!" Zhao Yipin shouted in surprise.
"..." Hearing this address, he suddenly wanted to leave.
Duan Kongxiu was very upset when he heard this address, he patted Zhao Yipin's butt and asked angrily: "Senior brother is really well-informed, today is Xiaoyun and tomorrow is Xiaomei, and the day after tomorrow is Xiaohua? "
Zhao Yipin turned around and corrected with a serious face: "No, it's Xiaobai!"
"..."
The Demon Lord pinched the big brother's little butt very hard.
"Aww!" It hurts...QWQ
"It deserves it." Mei Lanjun thought gloatingly.
Zhao Yipin covered his butt with one hand, and shouted at Mei Lanjun behind him without turning his head: "Xiaomei, leave me alone! Go!"
Mei Lanjun: "..."
Zhao Yipin continued to provocatively say: "Don't hurt you because of me! It's not worth it! It's really not worth it! You go, I... I'm fine."
Mei Lanjun said to Zhao Yipin without changing his expression, "Then I'm really leaving."
"I was joking just now, don't take it seriously!"
Mei Lanjun: "..."
Duan Kongxiu's tone was a bit gritted and he patted again: "Brother, you are really 'fun'!"
"Can you stop spanking! Even if you spank, can you change your position and hit again, I'm about to throw up!" Zhao Yipin lay behind Duan Kongxiu and covered his mouth with one hand, with an ugly face.
"I think it's fine."
"Then it's fine if I spit on you?"
Swish-!
With a flying turn, Zhao Yipin instantly became sitting on Duan Kongxiu's shoulder.
Zhao Yipin: "..."
what is this……
What the hell—!
Not as good as just now! (flip table)
Staring at a constipated face, he squinted down at the smiling Duan Kongxiu speechlessly.
Hua Yulou and Mei Lanjun, who have always been in a low sense of existence, silently wiped away the sweat in their hearts.
#The Rescue Way of the Brain-Dead Demon Lord#
#There is a problem with the cultivation of the devil#
small theater:
Duan Kongxiu pointed at Mei Lanjun angrily and asked, "Who is he!"
Zhao Yipin: "My girlfriend."
Duan Kongxiu: "...What about him!" (pointing to Leiyun)
Zhao Yipin: "My brother."
Duan Kongxiu: "Then what about him!" (pulls Xu Yuanhe)
Zhao Yipin: "...my babysitter?"
Duan Kongxiu: "...Then what about me?"
Zhao Yipin looked up and thought about it, and said, "Human."
Duan Kongxiu was a little dissatisfied and prepared to blacken.
Zhao Yipin hurriedly stopped him and said to him: "Get together and read!"
Duan Kongxiu read together: "I am your... person."
Instantly turned into a loyal dog and pounced on it!
Kiss, rub, lick!
Wang~!
The author has something to say: I am very sorry for not updating yesterday! I have been busy recently, so it is inevitable that I have a bad memory!
Updates have changed!
Because the Chinese New Year is approaching, I have been busy with various exams recently! In order not to delay everyone's time and expectations, I will change the update time, from daily update to weekly singular update! I hope everyone can understand!
Section No.40: Let's fight!
"Where are you taking me...?" Zhao Yipin twitched his lips and asked while sitting on Duan Kongxiu's shoulder silently.
"Of course I will return to the Demon Realm and be my wife."
I bother!You are the one below! (wrong emphasis)
"...Then, if I go, will you stop doing bad things?" Zhao Yipin decided to change his statement after some consideration.
After hearing this sentence, Duan Kongxiu suddenly stopped, smiled ambiguously and looked back at him and said: "I only do 'bad things' to senior brother."
Zhao Yipin immediately turned his head back with both hands with no expression on his face: "For my personal health, I decided to sacrifice my big self to achieve my small self!"
Mei Lanjun: "..."
Facing the strong gaze behind him, Zhao Yipin's eyes gleamed with tears: Xiaomei, the sadness of your chrysanthemum~!
Mei Lanjun stopped suddenly, stood on the spot and looked at him: "Do you really want to go with him?"
"What's the matter? Will there be another blue life and death love?"
"...I mean, are you sure you don't regret it?"
At this time, Kongxiu also turned around and looked at him and said, "I don't need Immortal Mei Lan to intervene in my private affairs with my senior brother." His tone exuded a strong murderous intent, which approached Mei Lanjun.
Mei Lanjun frowned, and said displeasedly: "Yipin is my friend, so I naturally care about it."
"It turns out that Mei Lanjun, who has always had a cold personality, also has a caring side. It's really funny!"
Faced with Duan Kongxiu's direct ridicule, Mei Lanjun's face just kept getting colder, "Devil Lord, please don't draw conclusions without authorization!"
Duan Kongxiu narrowed his eyes: "Then stay away from my people!"
Mei Lanjun: "You have no right to manage."
Duan Kongxiu: "You may not have either."
The spark between the two was ignited instantly!Zhao Yipin, who was still sitting on Duan Kongxiu's shoulder, looked up at the sky helplessly, and only wanted to end this farce of elementary school students as soon as possible.
brush--!
Sudden!A white light suddenly pierced towards Mei Lanjun.
Just listen to '铛——! ' With a sound, a man facing the stern
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