Tucao Xianshi

Yes, how is it possible...hahahaha...ha. "

"..."

"Damn it! I still can't deceive my eyes!" Zhao Yipin broke down and beat the ground.

Qiu Xiaohan patted Zhao Yipin who was kneeling on the ground comfortingly: "My condolences, Master."

"My condolences!" She opened Qiu Xiaohan's hand and frowned tightly: "Hmph! I don't believe it anymore! Let's go! Let's make trouble for him!"

"Just wait for your words, Master!"

The two mischievous masters and apprentices came to the gate of Yihong Courtyard and stood in front of the gate, and ordered like this:

"Apprentice, remember it. No matter what I say later, you will say yes."

"Yes, Master."

"Perfect."

"Let's go!" Picking up Qiu Xiaohan, she walked towards the Yihong courtyard.As soon as he entered the gate, he was stopped by the enthusiastic old bustard: "Hey, who is this handsome young man? It's your first time to come to us! We have all kinds of beautiful girls~!" The pungent handkerchief patted Zhao Yipin's chest lightly.

Zhao Yipin covered his nose expressionlessly: "I like your frankness very much. But can you stay away from me a little bit, I'm allergic to this stuff."

The old bustard's expression turned ugly for a moment, but soon changed into a smiling face again: "Oh, I'm so sorry~"

Zhao Yipin: "I accept your apology."

The old bustard: "..."

The old bustard clutched the handkerchief vigorously, thinking in dissatisfaction: Why is this person so stinky and shameless!See you for the first time!

The old bustard looked at Zhao Yipin with a smile, but when he glanced at the little ball in his arms, he couldn't help but feel a little strange: "Master, you...why did you bring the child here?"

When the surrounding guests suddenly heard the old bustard's words, they all turned their heads curiously to look at her.

Zhao Yipin said without changing expression, "As the saying goes, education starts with babies. So I will let her learn a lot today."

Some confused old bustard: "..."

The little apprentice immediately agreed, "Yes!"

The madam again: "..."

One of the guests around couldn't help laughing loudly: "Joke! I've never heard such an outrageous statement! Boy, tell the truth, did you come out to have fun behind the back of the old women at home! Huh? Haha!"

The people around also booed: "Yes! I guess, his wife asked him to help look after the children. He was lonely and wanted to come here to play, and he didn't dare to go home so he brought the children here! Everyone said I was right ah!"

"That's right!"

"That's right!"

"Hahahaha!"

Looking at the group of men who were laughing at him around him, Zhao Yipin just glanced at him lightly, and then said to Qiu Xiaohan in his arms: "Did you see, when you grow up, don't marry the group of people around you. "

As soon as the words fell, the guests who were laughing just now shut their mouths and glared.

"Stinky boy! What do you mean?!" One of the men slapped the table in dissatisfaction and stood up.

"Eh? It's not interesting, it's just education, education." Zhao Yipin picked his nostrils expressionlessly.

"Yes!" The little apprentice echoed.

"Bullshit! Labor and management are asking you what you mean by that sentence just now!"

"Did I tell you that it's education, education! Are your ears stuffed with earwax and you can't hear clearly! Hey! Can you hear me?"

"asshole!"

Zhao Yipin's contemptuous attitude completely ignited the man's anger, the man overturned the table at once, and ran towards him punching: "Today, labor and management must teach you a lesson!"

Zhao Yipin stood motionless and faced the man's powerful punch, but when the fist was less than 0.052 centimeters away from his face, the fist suddenly stopped moving.

"What..." The man stared at Zhao Yipin in horror.

Zhao Yipin poked his head, slowly moved away from under his fist, took a step forward ignoring the terrified faces of the surrounding people, and pointed at the stunned old bustard beside him: "Hey, lady boss, this guy Do you want him to pay for the damage to your items just now?"

The old bustard who was confused for the third time: "..."

The little apprentice echoed: "Yes!"

Zhao Yipin poked the old bustard who hadn't recovered for a long time with his finger: "Hey, I'm asking you something!"

"Ah?! Ah! It's none of my business!" The old bustard begged for mercy when he saw Zhao Yipin turn pale with fright.

Zhao Yipin was very helpless: "No, I mean, he damaged your belongings just now, do you want him to pay for it?"

The old bustard was covering his head tremblingly, when he suddenly heard Zhao Yipin say "compensation", he immediately cheered up, raised his head and said quickly: "Well, compensation! I will pay for it! Compensate severely! Compensate him to death! Pooh! "

The immobilized man: "..."

"...Hey, how much do you want him to 'compensate'."

Satisfied, the old bustard 'compensated' the man, then turned her waist and returned to Zhao Yipin's side with a flattering face.Zhao Yipin looked at the drooling man, and silently lit a piece of wax for him in his heart.

Turning his head, he then said to the old bustard: "Miss Boss, you see that I 'very hard' to catch this man for you just now, do you think I should also have some compensation?"

The old bustard whose smile was frozen in an instant: "..."

The author has something to say: In the next chapter, the second senior brother finally meets the senior senior brother!

Section [-]: The powerful big brother

Seeing Zhao Yipin, who was so cheeky asking her for money, digging out his ears, the madam swore in her heart that she really wanted to slap her size 37 shoes on his size 42 face!

The old ancestor's words are correct: a tree without bark will surely die, and a person is shameless and invincible in the world!

Zhao Yipin can be described as a wonderful figure who "this person should only exist in the sky, and it is rare to hear about it in the world"!

I can think about it, but I can't say that in my mouth.No matter how much resentment you have, you have to endure it!

"...Young master, don't worry, if you help us, we will treat you well! How about this, I will give you free bills for all your purchases in the store today! What do you think?"

"Hey, won't this trouble you too much?" Zhao Yipin smiled politely, but he didn't have the slightest intention of refusing.

"How could it be? It's an honor for you to come to our store!" The old bustard couldn't tell, so he could only curse 'Zhao Papi' in his heart.

"Tsk, that's it. Well, then I will reluctantly interrupt you." Zhao Yipin raised his head and pointed at a woman in Tsing Yi on the second floor: "Then I want the Chinese paper next to that woman upstairs! "

A thunderbolt instantly split everyone present to the point of burnt out.what's the situation! !

Got it wrong? !

Li Erma, who was suddenly named, was stunned: "I?"

Zhao Yipin intertwined his hands, and nodded very seriously: "That's right, it's you!"

The fake smile on the old bustard's face couldn't hold back anymore: "Mr...Mr., he is a guest, not..."

"I know." Zhao Yipin replied: "But I was looking for him. Who stipulated that only women are allowed to receive customers in brothels?"

"This..." For a while, the old bustard was speechless to refute, but still felt something was wrong.

Zhao Yipin explained to the old bustard in a "righteous manner": "As the saying goes, chickens and ducks have the same fate, so they always look for whoever they are looking for. Why do you care so much!"

As soon as the voice fell in the hall, a cold voice suddenly came from the door: "Oh, brother, are you looking for a duck?"

Everyone suddenly looked back.Zhao Yipin suddenly trembled!

Ah?Why did I suddenly hear a familiar voice?

Illusion, it must be an illusion!

how can that be possible?How could there be a personal voice in this place!It must be because I have too many nightmares!Well, that's right!It must be so!definitely is!so……

Please don't appear in front of my eyes! How can I repair it!

Duan Kongxiu just stood in front of Zhao Yipin with squinted eyes and a smile, and said coldly, "Brother, raise your head."

Fuck!When did you run to me!The cute little heart that frightened thousands of copies will have to pay!

Qiu Xiaohan, who was staying in Zhao Yipin's arms honestly, felt her master's body shaking non-stop, she looked up curiously at the handsome man in front of her, and tugged at Zhao Yipin's clothes in a daze. He asked, "Master, who is he?"

Duan Kongxiu looked at Qiu Xiaohan slowly after hearing Qiu Xiaohan's voice.After looking at it for a while, the smile became sweeter: "Oh, the senior brother has apprentices, so the speed is pretty fast. I don't know to inform the junior brother."

Zhao Yipin was sweating all over his body, only felt the temperature of the surrounding air drop rapidly, his voice was so cold that his voice was out of tune: "Hehe, I, I just received it... I haven't had time to tell my second brother... "

"Brother should be punished for being so forgetful..." Duan Kongxiu gently raised his chin with his cold fingers, forcing him to meet his gaze.When Zhao Yipin finally saw Duan Kongxiu's familiar stomach-ache face, a horrifying scream instantly appeared in his mind.

"What? Senior brother doesn't want to see me?" At the end of the speech, Duan Kongxiu couldn't help but exert force on his fingers, the pain caused Zhao Yipin to scold his mother inwardly.

"How could it be, I'm just curious how the second junior brother can get out of the test so quickly... Hehe." Let go of the bastard!Laozi's handsome face will be ruined by you!

Duan Kongxiu laughed mockingly after hearing this: "If I leave the customs late, I'm afraid I won't see my senior brother again."

Zhao Yipin immediately scolded himself in his heart for not being able to find a topic, but he denied it with a smile on his face: "Second Junior Brother is probably joking, how can there be anything else!"

Qiu Xiaohan, who had been onlookers all this time, suddenly interjected: "Master, didn't you say yesterday that you would take me back to the countryside together?"

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