In cos, the post-dimensional wall is cracked

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Dazai suddenly appeared from some corner, and looked at me with resentment.How did this guy find this place? He probably knows everything, right?

I glanced at Yato, and Yato raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, shaking his head like a rattle: "It's not me! I didn't say anything!"

"Hey...!" Yato let go suddenly, I almost fell without any support, I closed my eyes and waited to touch the ground, but fell into a cool embrace.

"Oh, Chuya, are you throwing yourself into your arms?"

I don't need to look back to know Dazai's expression now—he must be very slapped, "Fuck you! Let me go!"

Dazai really let me go as promised, I found a balance point and stood up, looking at Dazai suspiciously: "Bastard Dazai, are you going to do something again?" Dazai took the wrong medicine today? Is it possible? Did you know this, so you were very moved? No, don't disgust me.

I'm disgusted by my own guesswork.

Dazai still looked normal, as if what happened just now was an illusion, "It's really kind of unrewarded, as the owner, it's okay to care about the puppy occasionally? It's obvious that the puppy is disobedient, and it's okay to come out to play." If you don’t bring the master with you, the master will have to look for it by himself!”

The more Dazai spoke, the louder his voice was, and he put on an unhappy look, I almost laughed angrily.

"Bastard Dazai, how many times have I told you that I'm not a dog! Didn't I make it clear to you? Humans can't enter Huangquan! Can't you understand human language, you bastard?! Is this a place to play?!"

"Human? Is someone talking to me? There is only one little Zhanshu shouting here!" Dazai looked left and right, and put his hand next to his ear as if he was listening.

"Damn you!" I just wanted to give Dazai a fist, but I fell down before I swung my hand to his face. In the end, Dazai's approaching face and somewhat flustered expression appeared in front of my eyes.

No, I'm not dead yet, why panic?

...However, I suddenly discovered that this guy has a pretty face.

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I woke up again in a familiar room, Port Mafia's ward.

I'm back?

I moved my neck with some difficulty, there was no one in the room, and there was a vase of flowers on the window sill, which should have just been watered, and there were still drops of water on the leaves.

The burden is still too great, my body is terribly weak, and now even the most ordinary people can easily kill me.

Apart from the explosion, this is the second time that this kind of state of being slaughtered by others, forcibly depriving divinity and acting in Huangquan with a human body is really too reluctant.

I closed my eyes again, adjusted my breathing, and tentatively used the supernatural power. Fortunately, the supernatural power has not been taken away together, and the goddess is still pretty good at talking.

I keenly caught the sound of the door opening and closing, moved my eyelashes, and said, "Dazai."

"...Hmm." I felt Dazai sitting beside my bed, I opened my eyes and looked at him speechlessly: "What are you doing here?"

There are four words scattered all over my body: stay away from me, but anyone with a little vision should understand what I mean.But Dazai, you can never treat him according to the demands of ordinary people. He looked like he was blind, and he even tucked up the quilt for me with an innocent face, looking purely harmless.

The more Dazai behaved like this, the more I felt something was wrong. I felt that Dazai was going to do something "earth-shattering" in the next second. To be honest, even if he told me the next second that he was pregnant with my child, it was possible.

When I was about to figure out what Dazai's boy's name was and what the girl's name was, Dazai poked me, and I almost gave the name to Tulu, but luckily I held back in time.

"What are you doing?" I was annoyed.

"It's nothing, I just want to poke-poke." Dazai's voice was loose, I looked at him with unfriendly eyes, Dazai shut up in time, and said: "Yato has joined the port mafia, and now he is working with sister Hongye. Originally, I wanted to When his guide gave him something, he refused desperately, and insisted on waiting for you to wake up to ask you to give it." As he spoke, he felt aggrieved and began to complain: "It's just a small black leech. , what is there to like, why can't I?"

I managed to gather up enough strength to kick Dazai, "As long as you have a little bit of self-knowledge, you won't complain to me, dead mackerel."

Dazai stretched out his hand to hold me and kicked his feet, and looked at me with a smile, I was so hair-stricken by him.

Dazai has something wrong with everything today, he just missed writing a few large characters on his face: Ask me quickly.But ask him,

"If you fart, let it go, what are you whining about?"

"No, nothing."

That's the only answer.

I had no choice but to raise my head slightly: "Here."

Dazai paused, looked at me in surprise, and then curled up the corners of his mouth, "Ah, it's really sticky, for the sake of seeing you as a sick patient." Saying this, he bent down and kissed me lightly, He smiled more proudly than anyone else.

""Stupid. "I snorted from the corner of my mouth.

For the sake of you being alive and kicking, let me comfort you for now.

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Two days after I was discharged from the hospital, Dazai and Yato came to pick me up together, I looked at Yato speechlessly: "Even if I have just been discharged from the hospital, there is no need to be so exaggerated."

Looking at Yato who was pushing the wheelchair and smiling brightly, I started to have a headache.

Dazai smiled and put his hands on my shoulders: "Chuya, since Yato prepared it for you so carefully, you might as well sit on it." Yato nodded frantically beside him, "Yes, yes!"

I took a step back and shook my head firmly: "I refuse."

"Central Plains! Lord Yetou God has come to serve you without charging money! Why don't you accept it?!" Yetou slapped the wheelchair with his hand and made a "Weiwei" sound. He fell apart.

"That's right, Chuya, you don't know how worried Yato was when you were in a coma, running here every day, wishing to stay here, and you are not happy to see you discharged from the hospital and want to do something for you." Dazai - with a sincere face Fan the flames.

...

I just sat in the wheelchair in such a daze.

"Oh! Yedou brand private seats are dispatched!"

With an ugly face, I took off my hat to cover my face, and urged Yato to go back quickly. Dazai put his hand on my shoulder so that I couldn't use my supernatural power to run back by myself, and I could only be pushed away by Yato.

What a shame, I am a reserve cadre of the majestic port mafia!

"Mr. Nakahara?!"

I raised my head slightly from the hat, it was one of my subordinates, I just wanted to say hello: "Nakamura, you..."

"Mr. Zhongyuan! We will definitely avenge you! You take a good rest and leave other matters to us! You will be fine!" Nakamura bowed deeply after finishing speaking, turned around and ran, covering his hands while running With a straight face, he didn't give me a chance to speak.

I withdrew my outstretched hand with a dazed expression, watched the backs of my subordinates run farther and farther, turned my head and gritted my teeth and asked Dazai: "You bastard, you are spreading rumors again! Tell me, this time my head was smashed and changed." Is he insane or hemiplegia?"

"Does it matter?" Dazai asked.

"That determines what happens to you."

Yato burst out laughing.Dazai spread his hands helplessly: "I didn't say it this time, it was Mr. Mori, Mr. Mori.""

"Mr. Sen wants to go fishing. You confronted Bai Lan during the mission and were seriously injured."

That's right, that's the saying.It happened that I was in a coma and was hospitalized, so I simply spread the news that I was seriously injured and went fishing.I glared at Dazai: "Forget it this time, if there is a next time, I will definitely blow your head off."

Dazai nodded, and muttered in a low voice: "I never saw when you really wanted to kill me."

This guy! I gritted my teeth and pretended I didn't hear it.

Afterwards, we went on another mission to tackle the fish that couldn't wait to surface.After finishing the report alone and handing it over to the leader, I had a day off, which is really rare. I looked at the leader with surprise in his eyes.

Blink if you're kidnapped?

Mori Ogai had a complicated expression: "Chuya-kun, I don't usually squeeze my subordinates much, do I?"

"Ah, this..." I can't tell the truth, you are more ruthless than 996, and you don't have any AC in your heart? But as a good subordinate who still wants to continue working, I only say it in my heart.

"Stupid Rintaro! He is obviously a bald uncle who oppresses his subordinates!" Alice, who was sitting at the corner of the table, held up a drawing crayon and shouted.

Mori Ogai's momentum has changed, from a big villain behind the scenes to a middle-aged greasy bearded young girl control, call the police and catch one, "Even if you say that, Alice-chan is so cute!"

I pressed the brim of my hat in embarrassment, and Mori Ogai—while gesturing to Alice with a small black dress—said to me: "Nakaya-kun is doing well, there is nothing else to do, go enjoy your Let's go on vacation~"

"Yes." I saluted the leader, turned and left.

...

"Stupid Rintaro! I don't want to wear this black dress!" "Oh! It's so cute, and it's very suitable to wear now~" "Is Rintaro regretting it?"

"Maybe a little bit, but this is the best solution, so Alice-chan can change into this dress!" "Hey--well, really, I will have to eat three cakes later!"

After I left the chief's office, I returned to my own office, took the car keys and prepared to leave to enjoy my rare vacation, silently planning what to do in my heart, when suddenly there was a loud explosion outside, I almost thought that the deadly person was coming Raiding the port mafia ruined my vacation,

"No, Mr. Nakahara! Your car was bombed!"

What the hell?! I rushed to the underground garage with gravity and took a closer look: my favorite car was blown up! Only the chassis was left!!!

I almost left this beautiful world out of breath.

"Mr. Nakahara, Mr. Dazai, he announced his defection and left a message for you..." A person whose name I don't know came, he should be one of Dazai's subordinates, he looked at me carefully for fear of me It looked like he was blown up by going crazy.

"Bastard! Too much! Slaughter!" With a wave of my hand, I smashed a deep hole directly on the wall of the garage without gravity, "Tell me, what did he leave behind."

His voice was trembling: "Mr. Dazai said, he said, this is a parting gift for you."

"click"

The wall is broken.

This parting gift is really special, Osamu Dazai.

I waved to him to signal him to back off, the phone rang suddenly, I took a deep breath and answered the phone, "Hello, boss."

"Mr. Zhongye, I already know the matter, I will handle this matter, you go back first."

"...Yes." I turned off my phone. Fortunately, I usually park more than one car in the garage, and now it finally comes in handy, but I don't want to use it either.

I casually rode a motorcycle and drove home, comforting myself that although the car was gone, I had also sent away Dazai, the god of plague, and it was a good deal. When I got home, I opened the bottle of Petus that I had been thinking about for a long time to celebrate.

Thinking about it, my mood gradually improved, and I happily returned home and opened the door to enjoy delicious red wine and enjoy a better life in the future.

After I changed my shoes, I took off my hat and put it on a special shelf, stretched my waist to appreciate the favorite wine in my wine cabinet,...Wait, where is my bottle of Petus[email protected]Infinite good text, all in Jinjiang Literature City

I didn't give up and turned it over several times, but I didn't even see the shadow. Where's my wine???

"Chuya~ Are you looking for this?"

I turned my head—look, Dazai was holding my wine bottle against the wall and looking at me with a smile.

"Why don't you run for your life and hide from me?!"

I rushed forward to snatch the wine back, no, this weight... "You bastard Dazai, you actually poured her down?!" I just want to blow his dog's head off.

"Dazai! Today I will kill you!"

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Then we fought until dawn.

The author has something to say:

Who knows what kind of fight it is (stand up)

Locomotive/Red wine: We are not dead for a day, concubine is still concubine after all! Dazai: The car exploded and the wine was poured, the time has come for Concubine Xing to take over!

Seeing that the nutrient solution is suddenly [-], I feel a little guilty if I don’t update it hahahahaha (run away)