After becoming Meng's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

There was a slightly smoky smell at the tip of his nose, Tang Minglang opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a headless man.

In the next second, he decisively closed his eyes and held his breath.

"You decapitated ghost, hurry up, if you scare this human being, you won't be able to bear it and walk around. Po Meng will definitely sue you with Lord Yan."

Tang Minglang's eyelids moved, Po Meng?Yama?

"It's true what you said, why did Granny Meng fall in love with him? He's not skinny enough to be crushed to death by envoy Ning."

"Hey, you don't understand. I heard that after Yama and Po Meng looked through the book of life and death, they thought he could change the fate of the envoy before arranging this marriage."

Book of life and death?Who am I married to?

"Can this be useful? As far as the messenger's fate is concerned, this human being may not end well."

"Shut up, you, be careful there are ghosts on the wall."

"Oh, you are not a ghost!"

Tang Minglang didn't dare to open his eyes until the cursing voices faded away and the trivial voices calmed down. Before him was the unfamiliar scene, the red "囍" characters, floating lanterns, and two rows of scented candles. , the red curtain wrapped around him covered his face with the cold wind, Tang Minglang pulled open the curtain violently, suppressed his strength and coughed lightly for a few times before he recovered his breath.

It was not easy for him to hold back his breath.

Can anyone tell him what happened?Mingming was bored and ran to the grove to relax, only to see two men having a booing session. He hid behind a tree in an emergency and woke up the crow dozing on the tree. Unfortunately, he was "rewarded" A lump of shit was on his head, and Tang Minglang successfully passed out from nausea... When he woke up, he was lying here.

wrong!

Tang Minglang hastily stretched out his hand to touch the top of his head, and he was relieved quickly. Fortunately, there was no stinky pile of shit. His hair had obviously been washed, and it was soft and exuded a faint fragrance. Wedding with a pile of shit.

Moreover, according to the conclusion he just heard from the corner, he seems to have traveled through... No, he has come to the underworld?

What Tang Minglang can be sure of is that today is his day of great joy!What kind of messenger is the other party?This is too fantasy, just like making a movie, the premise is that the decapitated ghost does not look so real.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a ghost holding a severed head, which scared him almost to have a heart attack. Fortunately, relying on years of experience in dealing with ghosts, he swallowed the heart-piercing screams, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, otherwise Tang Minglang deeply suspected that his body had been separated at this moment.

Tang Minglang tugged at the tight clothes on his body. It was a bright red gown, like a mandarin jacket from the Qing Dynasty. The red flower pinned to the chest was the attire of a bridegroom official. It was strange and awkward. Fortunately, the hair was still the same as before. Short hair, not a yin and yang head with a shaved head and a braid at the back.

Tang Minglang sat up, clutching his beating heart, and carefully observed this house?There is no door or wall, and the surroundings are pitch black, as if in an illusory space, and I don't know where to escape.

Regardless of marrying or marrying, Tang Minglang didn't want to stay in this place. He stood up and walked forward as he wished. Anyway, there is nothing more unlucky than this situation, the most important thing is to be alive.

Just a few steps away, the cold and sharp voice just now came again, like fingernails scratching the blackboard, making people unable to bear the goosebumps: "The auspicious time is coming, why hasn't Ning Envoy come back? I'm not afraid of the bride Can't wait."

... You just can't wait, Tang Minglang is so powerless to complain, who wants to marry that shit messenger, is it because life is not long enough or the phone is not fun?What's more, he doesn't know how tall, short, fat, and thin the other party is. As a young man in the new era, who still obeys arranged marriages now!That is the generation of parents and grandparents.

"Don't worry about it so much, go and see if the human is awake, and don't let him run away." Another slightly hoarse voice said.

Tang Minglang's heart skipped a beat, knowing that he couldn't be found, he turned around suddenly and rushed into the darkness on the other side...Running is the kingly way.

I thought it would be darkness where you couldn't see your fingers, but as you ran, the fog in front of your eyes gradually dissipated, and everything you could see became clear. Tang Minglang stopped, his face full of panic, and he was within a short distance of the soles of his feet. At a distance of one foot, there is a lake and sea that can't be seen at a glance?As a landlubber who doesn't know how to water, Tang Minglang would really be a veritable water ghost if he went one step further.

Being frightened one after another in a short period of time, Tang Minglang suspected that he was going to have a heart attack. He covered his beating heart and took a few steps back. After his breathing calmed down, he looked around and froze for a moment.

On his left side, there is actually a ghost standing?Dressed in a black robe, he is tall and gives the impression of being 1.9 meters tall. The only thing that is different from black is the white gourd around his waist. Although this ghost has a pale face and sharp eyes, in the eyes of a veteran like Tang Minglang, The appearance is still of the highest quality, especially the amber eyes are deep and blurred, with a unique image and temperament, much better looking than the little fresh meat that has been popular recently.

I don't know how long he stood there, under the scrutiny of the other party, Tang Minglang felt that he had nowhere to hide.

After struggling for a moment, Tang Minglang took the initiative to ask, "Who are you?"

The wind on the shore was a bit strong, causing the other party's clothes to flutter slightly, and the broken hair on his forehead seemed uneasy. Tang Minglang could still hear his own heartbeat amidst the sound of water and wind in his ears.

"If you want to escape marriage, follow me." The other party said expressionlessly, with a cold and low voice, which sounded quite comfortable.

It seemed that the other party not only knew the situation he was currently facing, but also took him away with great confidence. Tang Ming Lang couldn't help but look at the other party a few more times.

There is no free lunch in the world, and there will be no pies in the sky. Tang Minglang knows these truths well, so he has to be cautious: "Why do you help me?"

The other party didn't speak, just looked at him in silence for a while, then turned and left suddenly.

"Eh? Why did you just leave?" Tang Minglang followed subconsciously, and rationality kept him a few steps away from the other party, "Are you really willing to take me away?"

"As long as you keep your mouth shut." The other party said lightly.

Oh... Tang Minglang shut his mouth decisively. Although the other party couldn't see it, he still made a motion to seal it with tape. It would be nice if he could leave this hellish place with his whole body. Tang Minglang closed it with force. door.

For some reason, following this ghost, Tang Minglang felt overwhelmed with security. He finally had time to enjoy the scenery along the way. On the right was the vast white waters, and on the left were stretches of trees with pure black leaves. It is a spectacle, and under these trees, there are some thatched huts standing in twos and threes, with different heights and unevenness, which are quite earth-like.

Tang Minglang was fascinated by it, when suddenly he kicked something, he looked down, it was a pure golden solid, he subconsciously wanted to pick it up and have a look.

"Don't touch it!" The other party said suddenly, Tang Minglang suspected that he had a pair of eyes on the back.

"why?"

"This is not a stone, nor is it a treasure, but a highly poisonous shell, which will corrode to death if the skin is touched."

What the hell?Tang Minglang was so frightened that he jumped up and ran behind him, meeting the other's inexplicable gaze, Tang Minglang smiled awkwardly, and stayed by this ghost's side for safety.

After saying this, the other party walked forward again in silence. Tang Minglang couldn't get used to the embarrassment, so he had nothing to say: "Hey, Brother Ghost, do you know what kind of messenger that is? It's the ghost that married me today."

The other party's footsteps paused slightly, causing Tang Minglang to brake too late and almost bump into him: "What... what's wrong?"

"Why are you asking this?" said the other party.

Tang Minglang was a little embarrassed: "After all, they almost became husband and wife with me. I'm a little curious."

The other party warned coldly: "You'd better take back any curiosity about him."

"Oh." Tang Minglang was stunned for a moment, and replied in a low voice, he couldn't help complaining in his heart, if he didn't say it, he wouldn't say it, what are you pretending to do?Not afraid of being struck by lightning, thinking, Tang Minglang raised his head to look at the sky, but it was still gray, and he didn't know that the god of thunder in the sky didn't care about the ghosts in the underworld.

After these words, Tang Minglang didn't ask any more questions, and walked in silence. Soon, a round arched wooden door appeared in front of him, and there was a floating lamp on the side. The flickering candle was quite lively.

Guess this is where he can get away.

Sure enough, the other party stopped and said, "Go through this door and you will return to the world."

"This is?" Tang Minglang muttered in a low voice, "The gate of hell?"

Unexpectedly, the other party answered him: "Yes."

The ghost gate looks a bit shabby and dilapidated, it's just a broken door with a sense of time, it is exaggerated and beautified a lot in the film and television dramas, Tang Minglang decided to complain to the relevant department about defrauding consumers after returning.

Tang Minglang didn't have time to think too much, he said thank you sincerely and left quickly, just as he stepped over the gate with one foot and was about to run towards the sunny sky in the world, he was suddenly pulled back by a powerful force, like a clichéd Like an idol drama, it fell into a big embrace.

It's just that this embrace is a bit too cold.

Before Tang Minglang had time to take a close look at the other party, he was hastily put aside, causing him to lose his balance and almost fall down. Tang Minglang wanted to swear a few words, but the sudden cold wind made his scalp numb.

A cold voice mixed in the wind, it sounded as heavy as pushing open an iron door: "Ning Huai, don't let him leave."

Ning Huai?

What Ning envoy?Is my marriage partner so handsome?

Tang Minglang's mind was blank, and he felt a sudden chill on his face, which made him unable to resist swearing: "Fuck! What the hell!"

The thick voice smiled softly, a little confused and hoarse: "This little face feels so tender, Xiao Huai, this is a gift from Lord Yan, you must accept it."

As soon as the voice fell, an old woman appeared in front of the original ghost gate. She had white hair, a lot of wrinkles on her face, and a black coarse cloth. She was not tall and had a bloated body. She looked similar to an old man in the human world. , holding a silver-white crutch-like thing in his left hand.

It was Meng Po who came.

"Grandma, I don't want to accept it." Ning Huai whispered.

"why?"

"It's not necessary to harm others and yourself, and change your fate against the sky." Ning Huai looked at her.

Meng Po sighed softly: "Yan Wang said, he is the only one who can change your fate, the fit is 100%, if you miss this time, I don't know how long you will have to wait."

Ning Huai shook his head: "I don't need it."

"But mother-in-law doesn't want you to be alone all the time! It will be much easier to have him accompany you in the future, promise mother-in-law, okay?"

"but I……"

"Eh? Can't you ask me what I think? It seems that one of the protagonists is me! Although you are ghosts, you can't just make decisions for me, can you respect people?" Tang Minglang couldn't help interrupting the two ghosts. I don't know how Lord Yan made it up, why did he treat him as a gift, the fit is 100%?This is simply changing the book of life and death randomly, even Lord Yama can't do whatever he wants!

Fortunately, he naturally likes men.

Otherwise, go crazy.

Granny Meng looked at him, her eyes rolled in vain several times, and she said something strange: "You and Xiao Huai's destiny has been bound."

"What kind of shit fate is this again?" Tang Minglang looked at Po Meng accusingly, "You... why did you and Yan Wang tie me up with this fate without permission? Besides, I obviously fainted in the small woods of the school Damn, why are you here when you wake up?"

Granny Meng looked at Tang Minglang with gloomy eyes, snorted coldly, and suddenly lifted her crutches and knocked heavily on the ground a few times, making a dull sound. There were also a few horrible screams...

Tang Minglang quietly moved behind the expressionless man in fear, Ning Huai glanced at him, and finally said: "Mother-in-law, you don't need to scare him."

Po Meng looked at Tang Minglang with pale eyes, then snorted again, and within three seconds, the surroundings became quiet.

"Yan Wang and I have taken a fancy to you a long time ago. That crow is my pet. It is no accident that you came here."

Tang Minglang gasped, his mind went blank.

"Anyway, if you agree to this matter, you have to agree, and if you don't agree, you have to agree," Meng Po changed the subject, "However, it's not that we don't give you benefits. The King of Hades said that you can take whatever you want from the antiques in the underworld."

"Antiques?" Tang Minglang was stunned for a moment even if he was not a money fan. Who told him he was really poor, "It's really casual? You can take it after you finish it."

The corner of Po Meng's mouth seemed to twitch: "It's all right, as long as you can take it away."

Seeing that Tang Minglang was still hesitating, Granny Meng added fuel to the fire again: "You have always been unlucky, right? There was a magic stick who told your fortune before, saying that you would have no children and die alone, right?"

"How do you know?" Tang Minglang's eyes widened, and a thought flashed in his mind, "Could it be that everything he said is true?"

Tang Minglang felt that it was normal for him to be childless. After all, he didn't like women, but he didn't agree with being lonely. Not long after his death, he was so angry that he almost hit him with a mahogany sword...

Meng Po smiled: "Although the magic stick is a fraud, it is true. You are too evil, and you are destined to have no marriage."

Tang Minglang opened his mouth, pointed at Ning Huai who had been silent all this time, and said, "Then what's going on with him? Are we still married?"

Meng Po said: "Xiao Huai is also the fate of the lone star of Tiansha, and being with you just breaks the curse of this fate, and the king of Hades plans to match you with some ghost messengers. With them, you don't have to worry about those unlucky ones." The problem."

"Besides, my family Xiaohuai is so nice." Granny Meng said with deep eyes, "What do you think of this condition?"

"Grandma, you..."

Granny Meng looked serious: "Xiao Huai, you can't refuse."

Tang Minglang glanced at Ning Huai, who had downcast eyes and couldn't see the expression, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Then...that's fine, anyway, it's like this, how can it be so miserable, but I don't want ghosts now , later... let’s talk about it later, and, I don’t want to go back to the hall.”

The corners of Po Meng's lips curled up, and she smiled a little strangely: "The worship is just a formality, and Xiao Huai is not willing, so it's up to you, and the destiny is bound."

"What will happen if they are tied together?" Tang Ming Lang couldn't help asking.

Meng Po's eyes looked at Tang Minglang faintly: "If you form a happy relationship with other human beings, you will be swallowed up by thousands of ghosts to death."