98K sniper omega
Chapter 10 I'm Not a Man-Machine
The sound of the game video on the dining table was suddenly interrupted, the voice call page popped up, and beeping sounded like a reminder from the balcony.
Cheng Wei was scratched by the puppet cat in his arms before he realized it and pressed the call button.
Liang Yi's noisy voice was very disturbing in the early morning: "Brother Cheng, what are you doing?"
Cheng Wei leaned over and took a candied orange from the fruit plate, and replied casually, "Sichun."
Liang Yi's wanton laughter came from the other side of the screen: "Fortunately, I turned off the mic. If the fans in the live broadcast room hear this, the word [Cheng Weisichun] will definitely be on the hot search tomorrow."
Cheng Wei wanted to beat the bastard to death, but couldn't do it through the screen, and cursed: "Why do you want me to start the live broadcast early in the morning, don't you know that single bastards disturb people's cleaning?"
Liang Yi replied carelessly: "The same bastard is a fallen person, so why is it too urgent to confront each other?"
Cheng Wei laughed angrily, but he couldn't refute it, it was the truth after all.
Liang Yi stopped talking, and expressed his intention: "Brother, the fans in the live broadcast room say they miss you, and they want me to invite you to play games together."
Cheng Wei threw the peeled orange into the trash can and refused straight away: "No."
Liang Yi: "Hey, don't be like this, brother. Even if you don't think about the fans in my live broadcast room, you still think about your daughter fans, boyfriend fans, blind date fans..."
The more he talked, the weirder he became, Cheng Wei hurriedly stopped the topic: "Why are my fans so strange? Aren't everyone else a girlfriend fan or something like that?"
Liang Yi chuckled: "If you browse Weibo, you will know. I heard the news a few days ago that your fan club has changed its name again."
Cheng Wei himself didn't even know there was a fan club, so he was curious: "The fan club has a name? What is it called?"
Liang Yi: "Cheng Wei left the global support team."
After hanging up the phone, Cheng Wei was in no mood to replay the game video. He exited the video page, opened Weibo, and logged into his Weibo account that had been gray for two months.
When the page was switched to the main page of the Weibo account, it was stuck for a moment. The red dot on the private message had already exceeded 999+. Cheng Wei clicked in and glanced at it. Most of them were words such as looking for missing persons.
After retiring at the age of 25, Cheng Wei founded the ASG e-sports club and served as the coach. This emerging team showed its prowess in the first PUBG domestic league. The great potential of the team was recognized by industry personnel and many investors at that time. Attention.
At the beginning, Cheng Wei also used his own fame to attract traffic to the club through self-media.
However, with the negotiation of the investors and the stability of the team's development, he has gradually faded out of the public eye consciously.
Go back to the page and open the latest Weibo, which was posted by him two months ago.
Copywriting: [The family is about to welcome a new member, I don't know if it is a little princess or a little man] [Longing] [Longing]
Pictured: Pregnancy checklist
Cheng Wei quit Weibo after posting it at the time, and did not open it again. Now, after two months, he looked at the comment area again and finally figured out the reason why his support club changed its name.
The first hot comment
[Wannian single bastard]: Good guy!I thought you broke away from our army, secretly transformed into a human, and created a child!It turns out that my sister-in-law is pregnant. It won’t be the time when the new babies are all looking for a partner in the kindergarten. You haven’t left the order yet, have you? (狗头)
Below is a series of reviews
[The resident population of Lily.com]: Hahahahahaha laughed to death.
[Member of the single brigade]: I figured it out, having a wife must have nothing to do with our Captain Cheng. I clicked on the hot search, and sure enough, it was the eldest brother's wife who was pregnant (erha)
[Soul Social]: Follow @Soul Social, find your Soulmate, we are waiting for you (love)
[The puppet cat of the Cheng family]: @soul Social hahahahahahahahaha I am going to laugh, and the officials are running here to advertise.@ASG — Cheng Wei, come over and download.
[I'm Cheng Wei's sniper rifle]: Hahaha knock, no, I'm going to die laughing in this comment section.
Cheng Wei swiped the mouse, and the comment area was full of [Hahaha], [Single Dog], [Congratulations, Sister-in-Law], [Captain Wannian Single Bastard] and other comments. He felt that his temples began to ache again. Why do netizens nowadays have everything? Eat, even the old melon whose mother and fetus have been single for 26 years can be bitten twice a day.
Wechat message notifications sounded one after another, and Cheng Wei clicked to check it. It was Liang Yi who was urging him to go online.
He was a little curious about the situation in the live broadcast room, and as a boss, he controlled and commented for the club on a daily basis, so he tapped the keyboard a few times and opened Liang Yi's live broadcast room.
As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, bullet screens and special effects rushed in, and Liang Yi let his face occupy a large area in the lower right corner of the screen. The other screens displayed the PUBG game lobby page, and there were already two characters Wait inside.
Cheng Wei glanced at the bullet screen, and the screen was full of invitations to him to play games.
[Captain Cheng is coming, right? ? ? 】
[Why are there only two of you? ! 】
[Student Xiaoyi, hurry up! ! ! 】
Liang Yi picked up his phone and kept sending messages in the video, and replied, "Don't worry, I'm sending messages."
He looked at the screen with a handsome face, and suddenly said: "Ah, who is this person whose ID is Mrs. Cheng's, and why did she come to my live broadcast room?"
Liang Yi sneered, and laughed at the fans in the live broadcast room: "It's too miserable, the real master won't start the live broadcast, and the fans are wandering around, and they have fallen to me."
Cheng Wei glanced at the barrage, and it was really miserable. Seeing the howling of this group of fans, his heart was moved. It was indeed a long time since the live broadcast. After such a long time, it is really necessary to greet the fans.
The puppet cat in his arms was slapped on the buttocks, and he jumped to the ground consciously. Cheng Wei got up holding the computer and walked upstairs to the computer room.
"Press the B button for skydiving..." "Left mouse button to fire..." Gu Yi was practicing marksmanship in the training ground of the game, while looking at the game button operation guide, chanting.
Suddenly, a game character holding an AKM in front of him spotted his unfamiliar "King's Position", and shot crazily at the game character operated by Gu Yi.
Gu Yi hurriedly pressed the keyboard to evade, but he was not proficient in the operation, the game character ran around badly, and the AK guy in the back was very bad, chasing Gu Yi and hitting him, his ass was bloody green.
Gu Yi bit her lip angrily, with grievance in her eyes, and complained: "You are too bad, why did you hit me alone."
It's a pity that the microphones cannot be turned on among the players in the training ground. The AK man couldn't hear Gu Yi's words, so he kept chasing him.
Gu Yi's game character was only wearing underwear, and was beaten all over his body. He was so bullied that he wanted to cry. He quit the training ground in a fit of anger, clicked to start the game, and determined to practice real skills directly through actual combat.
Cheng Wei accepted Liang Yi's application for forming a team, entered the game lobby, clicked Prepare, and glanced at the crazy barrage.
[As long as you live long, you can see everything, my dear, I actually waited for the captain's live broadcast in my lifetime! ! ! 】
[Ah, ah, my husband, here I come! ! ! 】
【I miss you so much Captain~!Did something good happen to start the live broadcast? ! 】
[Jimei on the top floor, has the captain left the order?So to inform the public]
Cheng Wei put on his earphones, caught a glimpse of this barrage, let out a low laugh from his throat, and replied, "Why do you all care so much about my relationship status?"
[Ah, I'm dead, is this laughter serious? !So crispy! ! ! 】
[Aww, my husband's voice is still so sexy]
[Subwoofer god! ! ! 】
[Turn on the camera, I still need to see my face! ! ! 】
Cheng Wei ignored the group of groundhogs in the live broadcast room, and turned on his teammates' microphones, and the voices of Liang Yi and ASG team assaulter Kun Zimo came.
Liang Yi: "Hey, the captain is here, get ready."
Kun Zimo suddenly said: "Wait, I'll change the number." Within a few seconds, Kun Zimo's game character quit the team, and then a string of digital code game players applied to join the team.
Liang Yi pulled him in and asked, "Are you a trumpet?"
Kun Zimo: "Yes, the previous level was too high. Aren't you live broadcasting? If the level is lower, the players you match will be more willing to talk."
Liang Yi chuckled: "I'm more willing to chat."
Cheng Wei paused, and said, "Then should I change to another trumpet?"
Hearing that Liang Yi also wanted to change the trumpet, he acted quickly and prepared to switch: "Change it, I will change it too."
At the end of the meeting in the game hall, Kun Zimo couldn't help cursing: "Knock, Liang Yi, your rank is too low, isn't it, Bronze?!"
Liang Yi: "Ah, isn't it fun to play man-machine?"
Cheng Wei: "Two bullshit kings, let's start quickly."
A simulated sound of a bullet being loaded clicked, the computer screen changed, and the illustration of the gun battle appeared, and Cheng Wei followed into the game.
As soon as Gu Yi entered the game plaza, the game character with the number 2 head in front of him squatted in front of his crotch and kept hitting him.
Gu Yi: "..." He suddenly felt ashamed. Although the characters in the game are naked, it seems that it is not good to be hammered down so naked...
It didn't take long for the countdown on the game page to get smaller and smaller, and finally returned to 0, and the screen jumped to the plane.
A small speaker has been playing behind the teammate logo in the upper left corner. Gu Yi glanced at it and realized that he hadn't turned on the team sound.
He pressed the microphone icon, and a boy's voice came from the earphone immediately: "It's because you met someone who didn't turn on the microphone when you turned on the trumpet. We're wasting our time."
Gu Yi: "?"
I only heard the answer from No. 1: "That person has no clothes on, it must be a personal computer, it's fine, just wait until he hits the ground and kill him."
Gu Yi: "?!" Killed, can't be killed, I'm not a human machine ahhhhh——
He hurriedly pressed the T button, turned on the microphone and asked, "Well, that, teammates, where should we dance?"
Suddenly, all the voices in the game fell silent.
Gu Yi: "?"
[No. 1 kzm250]: "Fuck, dude, your voice is a bit crisp..."
[No. 2 Social Brother Liang Moumou]: "Hiss... like an omega, I like it."
[Your Uncle Cheng No. 3]: "Don't scare people, a bunch of worthless Alphas."
Cheng Wei was scratched by the puppet cat in his arms before he realized it and pressed the call button.
Liang Yi's noisy voice was very disturbing in the early morning: "Brother Cheng, what are you doing?"
Cheng Wei leaned over and took a candied orange from the fruit plate, and replied casually, "Sichun."
Liang Yi's wanton laughter came from the other side of the screen: "Fortunately, I turned off the mic. If the fans in the live broadcast room hear this, the word [Cheng Weisichun] will definitely be on the hot search tomorrow."
Cheng Wei wanted to beat the bastard to death, but couldn't do it through the screen, and cursed: "Why do you want me to start the live broadcast early in the morning, don't you know that single bastards disturb people's cleaning?"
Liang Yi replied carelessly: "The same bastard is a fallen person, so why is it too urgent to confront each other?"
Cheng Wei laughed angrily, but he couldn't refute it, it was the truth after all.
Liang Yi stopped talking, and expressed his intention: "Brother, the fans in the live broadcast room say they miss you, and they want me to invite you to play games together."
Cheng Wei threw the peeled orange into the trash can and refused straight away: "No."
Liang Yi: "Hey, don't be like this, brother. Even if you don't think about the fans in my live broadcast room, you still think about your daughter fans, boyfriend fans, blind date fans..."
The more he talked, the weirder he became, Cheng Wei hurriedly stopped the topic: "Why are my fans so strange? Aren't everyone else a girlfriend fan or something like that?"
Liang Yi chuckled: "If you browse Weibo, you will know. I heard the news a few days ago that your fan club has changed its name again."
Cheng Wei himself didn't even know there was a fan club, so he was curious: "The fan club has a name? What is it called?"
Liang Yi: "Cheng Wei left the global support team."
After hanging up the phone, Cheng Wei was in no mood to replay the game video. He exited the video page, opened Weibo, and logged into his Weibo account that had been gray for two months.
When the page was switched to the main page of the Weibo account, it was stuck for a moment. The red dot on the private message had already exceeded 999+. Cheng Wei clicked in and glanced at it. Most of them were words such as looking for missing persons.
After retiring at the age of 25, Cheng Wei founded the ASG e-sports club and served as the coach. This emerging team showed its prowess in the first PUBG domestic league. The great potential of the team was recognized by industry personnel and many investors at that time. Attention.
At the beginning, Cheng Wei also used his own fame to attract traffic to the club through self-media.
However, with the negotiation of the investors and the stability of the team's development, he has gradually faded out of the public eye consciously.
Go back to the page and open the latest Weibo, which was posted by him two months ago.
Copywriting: [The family is about to welcome a new member, I don't know if it is a little princess or a little man] [Longing] [Longing]
Pictured: Pregnancy checklist
Cheng Wei quit Weibo after posting it at the time, and did not open it again. Now, after two months, he looked at the comment area again and finally figured out the reason why his support club changed its name.
The first hot comment
[Wannian single bastard]: Good guy!I thought you broke away from our army, secretly transformed into a human, and created a child!It turns out that my sister-in-law is pregnant. It won’t be the time when the new babies are all looking for a partner in the kindergarten. You haven’t left the order yet, have you? (狗头)
Below is a series of reviews
[The resident population of Lily.com]: Hahahahahaha laughed to death.
[Member of the single brigade]: I figured it out, having a wife must have nothing to do with our Captain Cheng. I clicked on the hot search, and sure enough, it was the eldest brother's wife who was pregnant (erha)
[Soul Social]: Follow @Soul Social, find your Soulmate, we are waiting for you (love)
[The puppet cat of the Cheng family]: @soul Social hahahahahahahahaha I am going to laugh, and the officials are running here to advertise.@ASG — Cheng Wei, come over and download.
[I'm Cheng Wei's sniper rifle]: Hahaha knock, no, I'm going to die laughing in this comment section.
Cheng Wei swiped the mouse, and the comment area was full of [Hahaha], [Single Dog], [Congratulations, Sister-in-Law], [Captain Wannian Single Bastard] and other comments. He felt that his temples began to ache again. Why do netizens nowadays have everything? Eat, even the old melon whose mother and fetus have been single for 26 years can be bitten twice a day.
Wechat message notifications sounded one after another, and Cheng Wei clicked to check it. It was Liang Yi who was urging him to go online.
He was a little curious about the situation in the live broadcast room, and as a boss, he controlled and commented for the club on a daily basis, so he tapped the keyboard a few times and opened Liang Yi's live broadcast room.
As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, bullet screens and special effects rushed in, and Liang Yi let his face occupy a large area in the lower right corner of the screen. The other screens displayed the PUBG game lobby page, and there were already two characters Wait inside.
Cheng Wei glanced at the bullet screen, and the screen was full of invitations to him to play games.
[Captain Cheng is coming, right? ? ? 】
[Why are there only two of you? ! 】
[Student Xiaoyi, hurry up! ! ! 】
Liang Yi picked up his phone and kept sending messages in the video, and replied, "Don't worry, I'm sending messages."
He looked at the screen with a handsome face, and suddenly said: "Ah, who is this person whose ID is Mrs. Cheng's, and why did she come to my live broadcast room?"
Liang Yi sneered, and laughed at the fans in the live broadcast room: "It's too miserable, the real master won't start the live broadcast, and the fans are wandering around, and they have fallen to me."
Cheng Wei glanced at the barrage, and it was really miserable. Seeing the howling of this group of fans, his heart was moved. It was indeed a long time since the live broadcast. After such a long time, it is really necessary to greet the fans.
The puppet cat in his arms was slapped on the buttocks, and he jumped to the ground consciously. Cheng Wei got up holding the computer and walked upstairs to the computer room.
"Press the B button for skydiving..." "Left mouse button to fire..." Gu Yi was practicing marksmanship in the training ground of the game, while looking at the game button operation guide, chanting.
Suddenly, a game character holding an AKM in front of him spotted his unfamiliar "King's Position", and shot crazily at the game character operated by Gu Yi.
Gu Yi hurriedly pressed the keyboard to evade, but he was not proficient in the operation, the game character ran around badly, and the AK guy in the back was very bad, chasing Gu Yi and hitting him, his ass was bloody green.
Gu Yi bit her lip angrily, with grievance in her eyes, and complained: "You are too bad, why did you hit me alone."
It's a pity that the microphones cannot be turned on among the players in the training ground. The AK man couldn't hear Gu Yi's words, so he kept chasing him.
Gu Yi's game character was only wearing underwear, and was beaten all over his body. He was so bullied that he wanted to cry. He quit the training ground in a fit of anger, clicked to start the game, and determined to practice real skills directly through actual combat.
Cheng Wei accepted Liang Yi's application for forming a team, entered the game lobby, clicked Prepare, and glanced at the crazy barrage.
[As long as you live long, you can see everything, my dear, I actually waited for the captain's live broadcast in my lifetime! ! ! 】
[Ah, ah, my husband, here I come! ! ! 】
【I miss you so much Captain~!Did something good happen to start the live broadcast? ! 】
[Jimei on the top floor, has the captain left the order?So to inform the public]
Cheng Wei put on his earphones, caught a glimpse of this barrage, let out a low laugh from his throat, and replied, "Why do you all care so much about my relationship status?"
[Ah, I'm dead, is this laughter serious? !So crispy! ! ! 】
[Aww, my husband's voice is still so sexy]
[Subwoofer god! ! ! 】
[Turn on the camera, I still need to see my face! ! ! 】
Cheng Wei ignored the group of groundhogs in the live broadcast room, and turned on his teammates' microphones, and the voices of Liang Yi and ASG team assaulter Kun Zimo came.
Liang Yi: "Hey, the captain is here, get ready."
Kun Zimo suddenly said: "Wait, I'll change the number." Within a few seconds, Kun Zimo's game character quit the team, and then a string of digital code game players applied to join the team.
Liang Yi pulled him in and asked, "Are you a trumpet?"
Kun Zimo: "Yes, the previous level was too high. Aren't you live broadcasting? If the level is lower, the players you match will be more willing to talk."
Liang Yi chuckled: "I'm more willing to chat."
Cheng Wei paused, and said, "Then should I change to another trumpet?"
Hearing that Liang Yi also wanted to change the trumpet, he acted quickly and prepared to switch: "Change it, I will change it too."
At the end of the meeting in the game hall, Kun Zimo couldn't help cursing: "Knock, Liang Yi, your rank is too low, isn't it, Bronze?!"
Liang Yi: "Ah, isn't it fun to play man-machine?"
Cheng Wei: "Two bullshit kings, let's start quickly."
A simulated sound of a bullet being loaded clicked, the computer screen changed, and the illustration of the gun battle appeared, and Cheng Wei followed into the game.
As soon as Gu Yi entered the game plaza, the game character with the number 2 head in front of him squatted in front of his crotch and kept hitting him.
Gu Yi: "..." He suddenly felt ashamed. Although the characters in the game are naked, it seems that it is not good to be hammered down so naked...
It didn't take long for the countdown on the game page to get smaller and smaller, and finally returned to 0, and the screen jumped to the plane.
A small speaker has been playing behind the teammate logo in the upper left corner. Gu Yi glanced at it and realized that he hadn't turned on the team sound.
He pressed the microphone icon, and a boy's voice came from the earphone immediately: "It's because you met someone who didn't turn on the microphone when you turned on the trumpet. We're wasting our time."
Gu Yi: "?"
I only heard the answer from No. 1: "That person has no clothes on, it must be a personal computer, it's fine, just wait until he hits the ground and kill him."
Gu Yi: "?!" Killed, can't be killed, I'm not a human machine ahhhhh——
He hurriedly pressed the T button, turned on the microphone and asked, "Well, that, teammates, where should we dance?"
Suddenly, all the voices in the game fell silent.
Gu Yi: "?"
[No. 1 kzm250]: "Fuck, dude, your voice is a bit crisp..."
[No. 2 Social Brother Liang Moumou]: "Hiss... like an omega, I like it."
[Your Uncle Cheng No. 3]: "Don't scare people, a bunch of worthless Alphas."
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