In the next two weeks, news about Chestnut Island gradually began to appear on the Internet.

In the beginning, there were only sporadic travel notes and pictures, and the scenery was so beautiful that it was comparable to a professional photography blockbuster.However, such things abound on the Internet, and netizens have long been tired of aesthetics. After everyone has read and sighed, they just put it behind them indifferently, and did not make any splashes.

On the contrary, in a well-known technology forum, because of a controversial post that triggered a war among netizens, Chestnut Island came into the public's attention for the first time.

The cause of the matter is this.

Xu Dali, moderator of a well-known technical forum, and a well-known technical expert, came back from vacation in Chestnut Island. He simply rested at home for a few days because of the fatigue of the plane and the formalities of joining the new company. .

Although it was an inexplicable trip, he couldn't remember exactly why he went to an oceanic island country that didn't shit, but the aftermath and the result were perfect, not only healed his tired body and mind, but also solved the problems that troubled him. Years of hair loss crisis.

He, Xu Dali, no longer loses his hair!

This change was discovered after he left the island. After waking up every morning, Xu Dali couldn't find any strands of hair on his pillow, and he didn't have to worry about combing his hair causing damage to his hair volume. This is more effective than any hair growth product!

After all, he can't see long hair, but it's real if it doesn't fall.People's hair is growing every day, reducing consumption, isn't it just around the corner to increase the total amount? !

I am so happy that Xu Dali brews osmanthus leaf tea every day, and one pack in the morning can make it for a whole day.Although it has no taste at the end of the soaking, but the stock in his hand is limited, and it will be less if he drinks a bag, so he must save it.

He was afraid of paying the IQ tax before, so he only brought three boxes of osmanthus leaf tea as souvenirs for his relatives.As a result, before the gift was sent out, he himself fell in love with this refreshing fragrance.Xu Dali, who used to drink nothing but sweet water, is now living a healthy life of making tea in a thermos cup.He only hated that he had no courage back then, didn't dare to chop his hands, and wasted the last chance to replenish before boarding the plane!

This osmanthus leaf tea is really amazing. It can not only remove oil, but also change people's lifestyle.

Xu Dali pulled his round belly.

On the first day back home, Xu Dali happily ordered a large table of takeaways, preparing to clean himself up.But the things were delivered, but none of them could be eaten after opening the package.He used to like grilled skewers, fried skewers, and spicy crayfish, but now he can't eat half a mouthful. He always feels that his mouth is full of strong seasoning, and his taste buds are paralyzed.

In fact, he also knows that it is impossible for takeout to be heavy, otherwise how to cover up the flaws?

Not everyone has the courage of Chestnut Island to let guests taste the true taste of ingredients.

But here lies the tragedy.

After enjoying the super high-quality local products of Chestnut Island, Xu Dali found out sadly that he might have to bid farewell to takeaways.He doesn't want to eat food full of chemical additives, he doesn't want to drink artificially sweetened water, and for the next few days, he lives on fresh fruits and vegetables, and occasionally improves his meals with stocked Chestnut Island homemade sausages and cooked food, living an extremely self-disciplined life.

These were originally prepared as souvenirs for relatives and friends, but now they all went into Xu Dali's own stomach. Not only did he feel no regrets, but he also desperately searched for ways to sell Chestnut Island's specialties on the Internet, but naturally found nothing.

"Ugh."

Xu Dali sighed.

"Oh, I don't know when there will be a group at the resort on Chestnut Island..."

"If I knew that was the case, I should have bought two suitcases and stuffed them both..."

Looking at the last piece of beef tendon on the plate, Xu Dali smacked his mouth, and he really fell into a depressed mood.

Life is boring, mourning alone is not as good as mourning together.

At least his hair doesn't fall out now, his roots are strong, and his body has become strong, not as heavy and easy to get tired as before.

This is a good thing and should be shared with fellow sufferers.

With some complicated and inexplicable feelings, Xu Dali posted the story of himself and Jingguicha to the programmer forum.

He is the moderator of the forum, and the ID "posting volume has soared" has many fans in the industry. As soon as the moderator posts a post, people come to cheer him on.

Everyone came to watch Da Neng's technical post, but they didn't expect to click on it, and it turned out to be an anti-off advertisement that was suspected to be Qiafan.

There are many people who suffer from hair loss. Although the forum prohibits the posting of paid promotional information, it is not forbidden to exchange hair care and hair transplant behaviors in private. Sometimes, when they do some small publicity, the administrators will turn a blind eye Eye.

But Xu Dali's post was very different.

Others just reposted it, but he wrote a long essay by himself, describing in detail the whole process of his meeting and getting to know Gui Ye. There was an obvious stomach discomfort!

Everyone is a coder, and it is common to work overtime day and night. Who hasn't suffered from hair loss?

"Substantial increase in hair volume" advertised so blatantly, and even poked at Rentong, it is simply too much!

How can this work? !This is so blatant!It must be resisted!

As a result, the group of forum friends who were originally unconvinced by the "surge in hair volume" launched an attack, had a fierce language conflict with Da Neng's fans, and directly slaughtered the forum on the homepage of the forum.

Some scolded him for just eating, some scolded him for defrauding money, and some suspected that he had entered a MLM den.

——The moderator is hacked, right?Even if he just wanted to make money, he didn't do that! ?What's the difference between this and mass advertising?

—— Moderator, if you are kidnapped, please give me a thumbs up!It is illegal to market three-no products, and you will be jailed for pulling people's heads!How many ups and downs our forum has endured, we can't overturn it!

--technology?Are you in the forum technology?Check if the homepage is hung with a Trojan horse, or the firewall has been breached by the spam website next door! ?Hair volume guy, he's abnormal!

After a day of chatter and twittering, it was useless to let Xu Dazeng try to justify. His behavior was too abnormal, and it was very inconsistent with his high-end and high-end personality.

In the end, the technical posting of the forum proves that the moderator "Surge in Posting Volume" has not had his account hacked, and no criminals have breached the forum firewall.

However, due to the obvious promotional content in the "surge in volume" post, it was judged as a small advertisement according to the rules of the forum, which did not meet the purpose of the forum's free experience exchange, and the post was finally locked and deleted.

Xu Dali didn't want to mention the depression in his heart. He didn't expect that a Versailles post could cause such a big commotion, and many people who knew him sent messages to inquire.

——Nanhuan Musk: I said volume, you are not really accepting advertisements, are you?

——Bezos Dongshan: It's not that you are too low, I want to help you justify two sentences, but you can't do it...

——Surge in hair volume: Get out!I really don't have a good meal!

——The volume of hair has increased dramatically: I can't wait to have dinner with him!

——Surge in hair volume: I spent real money to carry it back from Chestnut Island!A real unboxing evaluation, without any water mixed in!Now I wake up in the morning and lose no more than a slap in the face. Even if I don’t grow new hair, it’s good that I can consolidate it. In my dreams, I hope that Manager Xiaoqin of Chestnut Island will come to me for an advertisement!

——Surge in hair volume: At that time, I don’t need money, just give me ten boxes and eight boxes of tea. As a result, I will guarantee the happiness of my life in the next 20 years, bragging about going out on the train!

——May the West Second Bridge have no codes: Damn it!Seriously? !Really so easy to use?Where can I buy it?

——The volume of hair has increased dramatically: Fuck!Can't buy it anywhere!It's a local product of a small broken island!The owner of the sand sculpture doesn't know what he's thinking, he doesn't even open an online store, and I can't find any replenishment!

In addition to the bald youth who are worried about hair volume, there is another group of people who think it is easy to use.

Xie Zheng brought it back from practice, and the gatekeeper notified him that a package had arrived.

The young special forces who were traveling with him were booing one after another. They all knew that platoon leader Xie had a girlfriend who had been with him for many years. The relationship between the two was stable, and they would send things to the platoon leader from time to time.

"What is it this time?"

Veteran Zhao Cheng winked, "Oh, it's great to have a partner. People miss you all year round, unlike us single dogs who have nothing but sour dog food..."

"Go aside, Shao Poor!"

Xie Zheng scolded with a smile.

"If you have the ability, you can find someone who misses you, so you don't have to worry about others."

Let’s talk about it, but every time his girlfriend sends something, he never eats it alone, and divides it among his comrades.

A few days ago, we chatted and said that she and Huang Ali went to the island to travel, and brought him a lot of special products, and told him to try it.With such a big bag in front of me, it's probably enough.

"Platoon leader, open it quickly! Take a look at what my sister-in-law sent?!"

A group of strong men surrounded him, urging Xie Zheng to unpack the package.

Xie Zheng said that everyone was making a fuss, but he didn't hide it, and opened the delivery box openly.

"Huh? What is this? Petal tea?!"

Zhao Cheng squeezed in the front, looking at the exquisitely packaged pink carton with a dazed expression on his face.

"Sister-in-law, don't you send it by mistake? We don't have the time to drink elegant things, motherfucker..."

Xie Zheng was also at a loss.

Liu Zhizhi meant to send him tea, but he really didn't expect it to be such a beautiful thing.

Didn't Zhizhi go abroad?Why are these local specialties printed with Huaguo characters? Don’t let people deceive you? !

He dug down again, and this time he found a large handful of wooden cards.These wooden plaques are exquisitely made, and engraved with the auspicious cloud pattern of Huaguo, it seems to be some kind of amulet.

——"Petal tea is for warming the body, and the amulet can repel insects. Remember to share with everyone. If it works, give me feedback on the effect."

Xie Zheng finished reading the words on the postcard, then looked down at the wooden sign and flower tea in the box.

Points are okay...

But, these are so gimmicky...it's a bit embarrassing to wear them!

Xie Zheng scratched his head, then looked at the surrounding comrades who were poking around, and suddenly grinned, revealing a malicious smile.

It is better to lose alone than to lose together.

Anyway, I'm about to go out to participate in the martial arts competition. It is said that the destination is a humid and hot area, just to try the effect.

Since we are brothers, let's go together!

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