Comprehensive adverse reaction of Qiong Yao's palace

Looking at his beloved concubine's flower-like jade face, he insisted on imitating others to make a dead fish face. The emperor's egg hurts not just a little bit, but when his egg hurts, he wants to torment others, so he snorted coldly, yes Gritting his teeth, Wei Zifeng said, "Don't think that I can't cure you! Do you want me to punish you? Very good!" After finishing speaking, the emperor turned his head and said in a deep voice, "Where is Lamei!"

"The servant is here."

"Come in!"

Hearing the emperor's low voice, Lamei's heart trembled, and she walked in nervously. Seeing her master kneeling on the ground, she turned pale and knelt down straight, her knees touched the debris on the ground, and the bright red blood slowly flowed out. The clothes seeped into the ground, "Greetings to the emperor, long live the emperor, long live the emperor, good luck to the empress."

There was a sneer on the corner of the emperor's mouth: "Long live? I am not at all long live!"

Lamei's head was on the ground, and she didn't dare to move.

Wei Zifeng's eyes changed slightly, and he never looked at the emperor.

Looking at these two women, the emperor became even more furious, "You lowly maidservant, you encouraged Concubine Ling to make a big mistake, come here, drag it down, fifty bucks!"

A trace of fear flashed in Wei Zifeng's eyes, and he kowtowed to the emperor: "Your Majesty, it's the fault of this concubine alone, please spare Lamei!"

Lamei also began to kowtow non-stop, without explaining, just kept chanting "The emperor is merciful".

The emperor glared at the two guards who came in: "Why are you still standing there, drag them down!"

"Obey!" The two guards lowered their heads and stepped forward to drag Lamei away, but Wei Zifeng stopped them, "If you want to drag, drag me away!"

"Long live, this..."

The emperor's face was completely darkened, and his face was expressionless, which made the people present terrified. "She's going, then drag her along!"

"Don't!" Lamei pushed Wei Zifeng, "Your Majesty, it's all the servant's fault. Your Majesty is delicate and expensive, and she was injured just now, and she recovered easily. Don't be stimulated now!"

Hearing Lamei's words, the two guards were even more embarrassed. They have been following the emperor. It's not that they haven't seen how the emperor favors the concubine Ling. It's an unprecedented one. The two couples are quarreling now. If they reconcile later , what should the emperor do to punish them?So Concubine Ling can't offend!The two guards lowered their heads and remained silent, to see what the emperor wanted.

The emperor gritted his teeth and waved: "I drag you all down!"

If it's a comic now, you can add a monologue on the emperor's head—this time I must give her some color!Dare to hook up with other handsome young men behind my back, it's not negotiable for me to drag you down! !

So a generation of favorite concubines were so shameless that they were almost dragged through the streets by the guards to show the public!Of course, Wei Zifeng, who has turned on the stubborn mode, still has more self-esteem. She stood up quickly without saying anything, and even pulled Lamei to stand up, and said coldly: "I will go by myself!"

It's better to die if you want to die, that was Wei Zifeng's life pursuit before, but now her life pursuit has become - die with dignity if you want to die!

Concubine Ling is cool, she is dead anyway, can someone with such dignity be eaten?

As a result, the backyard, which was full of flowers before, has now turned into a gust of wind. Under the bright sunshine, the two guards swiftly formed a battle. Under Wei Zifeng's eyes, they pretended to be calm and threw Lamei on the bench. , and then the two held the board and waited in full battle. After waiting for a long time without hearing the sound of the beginning, the two guards realized that the emperor had never come to watch, so now their immediate boss has become the concubine Ling?

The two looked at each other, and then the one who was closer to Wei Zifeng lowered his head and approached Wei Zifeng, "Mother, now that the Long Live Lord is not here, you can re-instruct the servant how to fight, as long as you hit fifty times, I believe that the Long Live Lord will not hold you accountable." gone."

The two guards always thought it was the embarrassment between the emperor and his concubine, so after coaxing the emperor, it was time to coax the concubine.For me, being a bodyguard is not only physical work, but also mental work!How can this person with low EQ get along in Da Nei!No wonder they not only have high force value, but also cultural value cannot be weak!So Ouchi's bodyguard was an angel with broken wings in his previous life and couldn't afford to be hurt in this life! !

Wei Zifeng was taken aback, she didn't expect to be able to operate like this, she was still in a dilemma before, the emperor boss didn't come to watch, the soy sauce gangsters didn't know about this, how could she use bitter tricks to get the soy sauce gangsters during the execution Your sympathy and help - please refer to the episode where Huang Sang beats Nanny Rong violently for the specific operation method.

But if that's the case, it seems better?Wei Zifeng pursed his lips, and couldn't help smiling smugly. She really had a much better character than Queen Liangliang, so when she encountered the same situation, Queen Liangliang could only cry bitterly.

Seeing Wei Zifeng's smile, the two guards strengthened their minds, and then broke into a cold sweat in their hearts. It turned out that the emperor yelled "delay" and the concubine was glamorous and noble, "I will go by myself". Little fun, fortunately they have flexible heads, otherwise they would take it seriously and really hurt the emperor's heart, they don't even have enough heads!

Sure enough, the emperor is the emperor, and only they can think of such a taste.In an instant, the two guards' admiration for the emperor went up to a higher level.

Let’s talk about Huang Sangjun, he is sitting on the seat, looking at the memorial on the table, his face is calm, but if you really think that his heart is calm, you will lose, this great emperor is just like hemorrhoids on his buttocks, One word can describe him - fidgeting.

Wu Shulai lowered his head to serve tea and water to the emperor, and the emperor waved his hand: "Stand aside, I will be quiet."

Wu Shulai bowed his head: "Cha."

Although he was the one who asked people to come and serve him, and now he is the one who asked people not to disturb him, but there is no way, he is the parent of food and clothing, and Wu Shulai silently accepted it.

Time passed quietly, and the emperor became more restless waiting for him. Finally, there was a sound like killing a pig in the courtyard. The emperor slapped the memorial in his hand and fell to the ground.

Wu Shulai lowered his head to pick it up, and when he handed it to the emperor, he comforted in a low voice: "The guards are all well-measured, so they won't hurt the empress."

The emperor waved his hand absently, but he didn't understand what Wu Shu was saying at all.Wu Shulai just sighed secretly, thinking when did his wise and mighty emperor turn into a shivering physique, he was obviously caring about his life, but he was still playing with his life, is there such a thing for fun? !

Over there, in the backyard, the little guard looked at Lamei with pain all over his face, I'm going to make you scream loudly, don't you let you kill a pig, just hit a board, is there anyone who screams like a pig? You want the whole country to know you're cheating? Damn it!

The board was still going on, and the experienced Lamei yelled very realistically, and Wei Zifeng was still waving a handkerchief at the side, so as to disturb everyone's audiovisual.

As soon as the emperor raised his hand, he knocked over the teacup that was brought just now. Wu Shulai resigned himself to his fate and lowered his head to pick up the pieces. Today's teacup probably clashed with their Long Live Lord, um, it's sure.

"Wu Shulai... did you hear the crying?"

"Go back to Lord Long Live, the servant didn't hear me."

"Why do I seem to hear... crying..."

Wu Shulai glanced at the emperor worriedly, and retreated silently behind him. He hesitated to say what he wanted to say—Long live lord, don't make up your mind anymore, if you continue to make up your mind, you really can't help but rush out to tell the emperor The imperial concubine admitted her mistake!

Facts have proved that the emperor really didn't have a brain to make up for it. Accompanied by the crying sound, there was a cry of wintersweet that was one decibel lower than that of a slaughtered pig, and then the emperor heard the loud voice of the little swallow calling: "Ms. Lingfei, Why are you crying?!"

Then, Wu Shulai felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him. When he raised his head, the emperor who was sitting on the chair couldn't even see his shadow!