Comprehensive adverse reaction of Qiong Yao's palace

In the early morning of the next day, a note was thrown into Fifth Prince's study room, but no one saw it. Fifth Prince, who was fearless and fearless, was not worried about fraud, so he opened it directly. He is both familiar with and unfamiliar with the handwriting. What is unfamiliar is the level of handwriting. It is the first time he has seen such a distinctive handwriting. The familiar handwriting is still at this level. Among the people he knows, there is only one person whose handwriting is so poor. !The fifth elder brother finished his tongue silently, and casually threw the note on the table. Xiao Shunzi, who was standing by the desk, saw that he didn't care much, craned his neck secretly to take a look, and immediately clicked his tongue. Give them a gauntlet?If you don't want to live, you should find a normal way to die! !

Not long after being transferred to Jingyang Palace, Xiao Yangzi, who was targeted by the fifth elder brother and placed in the study to serve him, also took a sneak peek at Xiao Shunzi, and immediately became excited: "Grandpa, grandpa..."

"I'm not that old, I can't afford to be your grandpa."

Xiao Yangzi was silent, and he returned to normal after a second, and said fluently: "Master, the person who came to this gauntlet is not good at first glance, and the person in the gauntlet is still very unruly, so don't follow the rules with him , You don’t need to go out for this kind of thing yourself, the servants will help you to invite a few big guards to come over, and they will definitely beat that man until his ass blooms!"

The fifth elder brother endured it, but still burst out laughing, the sunlight outside the window was not as dazzling as the demeanor in his eyes, "Why do you think this must be a letter of war?"

Xiao Yangzi's face was horrible, and he pointed to the content on the note, "Master, he didn't even sign his name. He was a brother with a strong smell of gunpowder when he came up. He didn't explain anything, so he directly asked you out." Go to the grove behind the imperial garden, and I also told you not to bring people to watch, or everyone’s face will be ugly... Who the hell does he think he is, and the letter of war is written like this, don’t be so hard on yourself if you want to die!"

The fifth elder brother rubbed his convulsed stomach without any trace, coughed twice, and asked again: "Then according to Xiao Yangzi's opinion, how should I keep the appointment?"

"Appointment? Master, you don't have to go at all!"

Xiao Shunzi disagreed: "Wouldn't it be too impolite for you not to even show your face if it's a gauntlet from some elder brother's master?"

"Do you need to be polite to this kind of person?!" Xiao Yangzi stared at the "war letter" with wide eyes, "Besides, just by looking at the handwriting, you can tell who has no power or power." It was written by someone who is a master, how could the masters write such bad characters!"

You are really direct.Xiao Shunzi was silent, sweating for Xiao Yangzi, the master likes to play this kind of reverse drama, Xiao Yangzi, you don't know the master's nature well enough, so you will have a long time to be played with!Thinking of his history of blood and tears, Xiao Shunzi regained his mental balance, and he didn't stop reminding Xiao Yangzi that sacrificing one of you will bring happiness to all of us, let's make fun for the master, and everyone will pray for you!

"Little Yangzi, what other ideas do you have?"

"According to the meaning of the slave, just bring a few guards with high martial arts skills. If they are unknown, then beat them directly. If the other party has such a little reputation, don't worry, just put on a sack and beat him up. In a word, For such a person who doesn't take you seriously, master, beating him is not an option!"

In fact, the fifth elder brother felt that Xiao Yangzi's plan was really interesting, but at that point, he didn't even bring his personal eunuch with him, and went to the appointment lightly by himself. It's a bit exaggerated, but the artistic conception is still good. He is waiting to see the surprise. It's not bad to try that plan next time.

Originally, the sky was dark, and the grove became even quieter. When the little Swallow with bright makeup and white clothes slowly walked over, the fifth elder brother's eyes flickered for a moment. Among other things, her outfit was already a surprise. No, it wasn't that he knew this face, but he really thought it was a female ghost haunting him. Little Yanzi walked up to the fifth elder brother step by step, opened his bloody mouth, and said infinitely shyly: "Yong Qi, you are here."

The fifth elder brother's eyes twitched, and he calmly raised the weapon in his hand: "Yeah, I thought it was a letter of war, so I brought the weapon here, and it seems useless."

Fuck, it's so popular in this era to bring weapons to listen to confession. Do you want to stage a real version of falling in love and killing each other? !

Hearing the sound of "Plop", the little Yanzi got flustered, and pretended to be nonchalant: "Yongqi, you are so naughty~!"

"Pfft——" Wei Zifeng almost spat, and quickly covered his mouth with his hands, this play is too exciting, she deserves to come out to watch!

Ziweihua turned her head and saw someone who shouldn't have appeared, she was stunned for a moment, she didn't bother to salute, she approached her ear and whispered: "Madam, why did you come out, aren't you accompanying the emperor to greet the Tibetan chieftain and the others for dinner?" ?”

Wei Zifeng was shaking excitedly: "I, I, I knew this place was very exciting, so I found an excuse to change clothes halfway. By the way, what about Erkang and the others? They can't miss such an exciting moment!"

Madam, we are here to cheer, not to watch a play!Ziweihua was helpless, and still said: "Er Kangertai is making the ultimate preparation for Little Swallow."

Hearing this, Wei Zifeng trembled even more, "He, he and the others are almost ready, Mama will start soon, right?"

Ziweihua nodded: "It's almost done, little Yanzi makes one move, and they will come out."

Wei Zifeng patted Lamei's shoulder hard: "Okay!"

The fifth elder brother over there looked at the little Yanzi patiently, the anxiety in his heart was not revealed at all, but his calmness could not stop the little Yanzi's nympho, the little Yanzi had already seen his belt from the top, and then looked down Just play hooligans, it's important to watch a play, and you can't lose your morals!The fifth elder brother finally opened the golden mouth and pulled the little Yanzi out: "Little Yanzi, do you need something from me today?"

"Ah, yes! That..." Little Yanzi panicked, forgot to memorize her lines, and made the gesture of holding her heart with both hands.

finally come!Ertai, who was younger, was sweating profusely, and looked behind him. The little lolis and the young ladies stood in a row, lit the candle in his left hand, held up the chrysanthemum in his right hand, and walked out slowly.

Brother Fifth's eyes twitched again, little Yanzi, how many times do you want me to say, I don't like chrysanthemums, not at all!Damn, stop giving chrysanthemums! !

The flowers are here, the lights are on, and it's time for Miuzike to start. Ziweihua took out the prepared zither, and Er Kangertai also took out their musical instruments. It is obvious that they rehearsed very well for a day and a half. A lingering voice sounded in everyone's ears, and the little Yanzi also opened her bloody mouth: "You asked me how much I love you, how much I love you..."

How does Little Swallow sing? Wei Zifeng wanted to fast-forward here, but Little Swallow forgot his lines when he got nervous, and said: "Yong Qi, do I sing well?"

"It's not very nice."

I told you not to ask this stupid question and you still ask, it is not the old paper's responsibility to be complained about!Wei Zifeng hates that iron cannot be made into steel.

Little Swallow was obviously fully prepared, and she went all out. What Fairy Ling said was right, face can't be eaten, and it's not worth a lot of money. You can't starve to death if you find a good man!So the little swallow didn't change his face, and finally recited his lines: "I sang this song for you personally, and I went to Huang Ama to pick these flowers secretly, and then there is a sentence, I also want to say it myself Let me tell you, Yongqi, I... like you!"

The fifth elder brother didn't change his face, and even laughed so hard that he could drip water, "I like you too, little Yanzi."

"Really?!" Little Yanzi didn't hold back for a while, and jumped three feet high.

The fifth elder brother smiled and nodded: "Yes, you are my younger sister, so I naturally like you."

Have fun!Wei Zifeng held his forehead, squinting his eyes and thinking about what went wrong, the hero and heroine have confessed to each other, shouldn't they be hugging each other at this time?What kind of magical development is the last sentence of Nima? The director Lao Zhi strongly protested that this sentence must be cut out! !

The careful Ziweihua slapped her thigh at this moment: "I remembered, Fifth Brother still doesn't know that Little Swallow is not the emperor's daughter!"

I wipe!Wei Zifeng really fell to the ground this time. Ziweihua and Lamei stepped forward to help Wei Zifeng, but Wei Zifeng couldn't get up, and complained to Ziweihua with his face up: "Why are you so swollen? Such an important plot, skip it!" What are you doing, Brother Wu doesn’t know what else are we going to do now?!”

Director, Lao Zhi is about to stop acting! !

"Your Majesty, I'm sorry, we were also negligent..."

Before Ziweihua could finish her words, a voice that they could not avoid came from behind: "My concubine is in a good mood right now. I don't enjoy the food in the palace, so I come here to wrestle. Is it fun?"

Wei Zifeng's eyes were filled with gold stars, I'm so unlucky that the emperor is swollen! !