math teacher please go away

In a blink of an eye, the mid-term exam was due. The children in Yao Shuhan's class were very competitive in the last monthly exam. They got No.3 in the parallel class, but the children in class 2 were more up-to-date and got No.[-].

As soon as the results of the monthly exam came out that day, Shu Yan took the ranking list and ran to the third floor to find Yao Shuhan, shaking a piece of broken paper back and forth several times, Yao Shuhan was upset by the shaking, and pushed her away with one hand, "I see, what are you shaking?" Shake, are you annoying!"

Shu Yancai didn't care if she was annoying or not, she lay on the table and pointed to the names of the two of them in the column of the work director on the form, muttering, "Look, Shu Yan, Yao Shuhan, haha, I'm on top of you!"

"..."

Yin Dapeng, who was drinking water, had his cheeks puffed up, and his mouthful of tea was almost sprayed on Teacher Lei's face.

Others in the office turned their heads, their eyes full of weirdness and surprise.

Zhao Tongtong is so clever, seeing Yao Shuhan's lips stretched into a line, he knew that the talented woman was about to lose his temper, and pulled Shu Yan's pants from under the table with a smile on his face, "Shu Yan, your words are so funny, haha .”

Shu Yan didn't notice Zhao Tongtong's private actions at all. When she saw Zhao Tongtong smiling at her, she really thought it was a compliment for her humor. She raised her neck and said proudly, "Is it?"

Zhao Tongtong choked on Shu Yan's smile, and worried for her, hey, Shu Yan, didn't you feel my hint?If one plan fails, another plan will be made, Zhao Tongtong winks at Shuyan, "But we can't talk about it, Shuhan, work harder, and get the first place in Class [-] in the mid-term!"

"Haha." Shu Yan propped herself up, turned around and leaned against the edge of the table, shaking the ranking list, "It's useless, she's still struggling!"

puff--

Yin Dapeng persisted for a long time, but in the end he couldn't take it anymore, and sprayed water on the opposite face. Teacher Lei was stunned on the spot. Yin Dapeng quickly wiped his face with a piece of paper, "I'm sorry, I can't hold back..."

Looking at this side again, Yao Shuhan's mouth was not only stretched into a line, but also began to curve, but it was bent downward.

Zhao Tongtong was in a hurry, tugged at Shuyan's sleeves, leaned over and whispered, "Shuyan, be careful with what you say."

Shu Yan was confused when she heard this, she didn't think there was anything wrong with her words, where did she go wrong?

"What's wrong? What's wrong with me?" Shu Yan raised her eyelids, started shaking the torn paper again, and took a pen from Yao Shuhan's pen holder to circle "Shu Yan" and "Yao Shuhan" on the paper, He slapped it in the middle of the table, "Look, Shu Yan is on top and Yao Shuhan is on the bottom! You, Zhao Tongtong, are still on top of Yin Dapeng!"

puff--

Yin Dapeng didn't even hold back this time, just as Shu Yan finished speaking, the water he just poured into his mouth gushed out again.

With a gloomy face, Teacher Lei sent a message to Yin Dapeng with fierce eyes: Anima, Yin Dayiao, I will never end with you!

Tears welled up in Yin Dapeng's heart, and he hurriedly handed over a tissue, "Old Lei, my fault, my fault, calm down, calm down..."

"..." Zhao Tongtong was stunned for two seconds, burst out laughing at random, and almost burst out laughing with his arms crossed, "Oh, Shu Yan, what you said is really, really good!"

Shu Yan shook her head, "Hey, thank you for the compliment."

Others also shook their heads. These language teachers only think that Shu Yan, a young mathematics teacher...is very...creative in language expression.

But it needs to be emphasized that "among these language teachers" there is no Yao Shuhan!

"Shu Yan." Yao Shuhan slightly raised the tip of his chin, his slender eyebrows tilted upwards, "How many points did you score in the Chinese language test in the college entrance examination before accepting you?"

Shu Yan was taken aback, and some joy appeared in her eyes, "How do you know that I majored in D?"

Uh, no, it’s revealed again, Yao Shuhan would never say something like "The year I graduated, I spent the whole day on the school’s official website waiting for the admission notice to be updated, just to see which university you went to"...

Yao Shuhan's tongue was tied, and he finally said, "I, I just know. How much did you say you scored in Chinese in the college entrance examination? Didn't you dare to say it because you didn't pass?"

Dare to say that she failed Chinese?Even if she can't memorize ancient prose and write composition, she won't fail!Shu Yan snorted, Yao Shuhan, how dare you underestimate me?

"Who said I failed, I got 93!"

"..." Yao Shuhan suddenly didn't know what to say...

Shu Yan frowned, she felt that Yao Shuhan's hesitant appearance was a disrespect for her achievements, she didn't like the feeling of being ignored and looked down upon, especially the one who ignored and looked down upon her was still Yao Shuhan.

She patted the table and defended herself, "I got 148 in the mathematics test of the college entrance examination, and I still got a full score in physics. I also won the first prize in the National Mathematical Olympiad. Isn't it just a few points behind in Chinese? I made up for it! How? , look down on me, your Chinese is good, then the cap is more than 130, if you have the ability, tell me how much you took in the math test in the college entrance examination!"

Yao Shuhan's expression froze, and he smiled contemptuously, "Oh, Mr. Shu, you are amazing. You forgot to mention that you even invented a simple device that can test the battery level, you can change light bulbs, and you can also shoot cockroaches. I Mathematics is not good, yes, the college entrance examination has three digits, which is a bit better than just passing! Point! Point!"

Shu Yan was stunned for a moment, and exaggeratedly opened her mouth, "Oh! Teacher Yao, you actually scored three digits in mathematics in the college entrance examination! When I used to be a math representative to get grades, but I remember how many people in the class always had double digits. Among them-"

"Teacher Shu!" Yao Shuhan stood up abruptly, smiled and gestured "please" to her towards the door, "This is the language office on the third floor, math teacher, please go away."

"Ms. Yao, I am also a teacher. As long as I am a teacher, I can enter the office. You have no right to drive me away."

"The first floor is the science office, the second floor is literature and history, and the third floor is language. Since the school has classified the offices, as a teacher, it is necessary to lead by example and abide by discipline and stay where you should be! Teacher Shu Yan, please go back."

"Ms. Yao, how can you tell the difference so clearly? We are all colleagues. How much better is it to communicate more?"

"Thank you, I have a different teaching field from yours, so there is nothing to communicate with."

"Teacher Yao, you can't do this!"

"..."

……

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midterm.

Yao Shuhan cut the sealing line with a knife, divided the test papers and distributed them, and prepared the invigilator for "Youth Digest".

The bell rang and the students began to answer the paper.

The subject of this test was English, and after a while the listening comprehension began to play on the radio.

Everyone listened intently to the test questions, and just when they heard the key point, a discordant voice suddenly sounded in the classroom, "Huh--", the third girl in the row against the wall placed a big bag of heart-to-hearts on the corner of the table, and I smoked three cards, stacked them together, and then covered my nose, "Huh—" There was another loud sound of blowing my nose, the decibel soared beyond the "a, b, c, d" on the radio.

Several students were about to hear the key words, and they were about to start writing, but there was a loud "huh—" and nothing was left...

Finally, the girl next to the slug in the third row couldn't bear it anymore and raised her hand and said, "Teacher, I want to complain to her." The girl raised her hand and pointed at the slug, "She affects our answer sheet!"

Yao Shuhan was stunned, it was the first time she encountered such a situation, how should she deal with it?

As soon as someone came forward, the other students who had long been suffocated also raised their hands and asked to listen to the listening again with a delay.

Yao Shuhan shook his head, this is not allowed, the school has its own rules, if anyone can say that the time is delayed, then it will not break the rules?

She clapped her hands and said, "Okay, students, be quiet first, and finish the rest of the questions seriously. You can't blame that classmate for what happened this time. She is sick and uncomfortable. Please forgive her. It is a pity that everyone will lose a few points in English due to her influence in this exam. There is nothing you can do about it. You will encounter many helpless things when you enter society in the future. You must learn to accept it. Hurry up Do the question!"

It was discouraged at first, and the students didn't really want to be able to delay the success. After listening to Yao Shuhan's words, they thought it made sense, and they stopped pursuing the questions.

Calming down the student's anger, Yao Shuhan breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly glanced at the snot next to the wall. Just now, there was still a big bag full of intimacy, and it was only two-thirds left in a while. She wiped the snot and put it in the drawer Li Diu, I don’t know which student was so unlucky, the desk was given to someone he didn’t know to pretend to be snot.

Hey, Yao Shuhan shook his head, turned back his thoughts and continued to read the magazine, there was still an hour or two to finish the exam.

After flipping through a few pages, she still hadn't seen an article that attracted her. Suddenly, someone sneaked back and forth at the door. Yao Shuhan didn't bother to care about it, and continued to read without raising her head.

"Master Yao—teacher—" came a deliberately low and protracted voice from the door.

Yao Shuhan rubbed his temples, turned his head to look over, "Shu Yan, what are you doing?"

Shu Yan stood at the door and blinked at her, hooking her hands, "Come out."

Yao Shuhan raised his eyes and looked at the students below. The students were all writing with their heads down, and had no time to pay attention to other things.

She walked to the door and stared, "Why don't you watch the students come to me? You're crazy."

Shu Yan was upset, and pouted, "Mr. Yao, how many times have I told you that you teach literature, so you can't use foul language. Besides, how can you call me crazy? After all, you liked me before, you want to , if you think that the person you once liked is a psychopath, how uncomfortable it is! And..."

"Can you shut up! Say, why are you here? I am the invigilator, and you should go back quickly."

Shu Yan closed her mouth with a little grievance, "Oh." She took a small green thing from her bag and handed it to Yao Shuhan, smiling brightly, "Teacher Yao, take a piece, it's a good mood to be green~"

Yao Shuhan was startled, picked up the Green Arrow chewing gum in Shuyan's hand, and put it in his bag with a click, "Okay, I'm in a good mood, let's go!"

"Hey, I'll go back now." Shu Yan walked two steps and then turned around, "Shuhan, just wait, I'll be up there during the term."

"roll!"

Yao Shuhan carefully recalled who taught the Chinese in Class [-] of high school, and he was able to teach Shu Yan like this. It is a miracle that Shu Yan's language can survive in today's modern and highly civilized world!

Sitting back on the podium, I flipped through two more pages of the book, but couldn't find anything good, so I just closed the book and went to circle around.

After turning around twice, Yao Shuhan felt bored again and had nothing to do. He went to the back door of the classroom and quietly took out the green arrow Shu Yan gave him.

There is a dark green double arrow on the grass-green strip, with a string of small white characters printed in the middle, and small red hearts painted on both ends.

"I want to have a good time with you."

Yao Shuhan looked at the square white characters above the green arrow, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but sneak up.

But soon, Yao Shuhan put away the smile at the corner of his mouth, sternly, with a paralyzed face, and muttered in a low voice, "When the invigilator comes over, I will give you a piece of chewing gum, Shu Yan, you are so fucking sick."