math teacher please go away

In a few days, the issue of "Scholarly Tasting Tea" with Yao Shuhan's photo printed was sent to the school, and a small magazine was circulated by the office, and then passed on to the students by Yin Dapeng, in classes 12, 13, and 14 After passing it around, Shu Yan saw the students in the classroom pointing to the photo of Yao Shuhan smiling while holding the booklet on the page when class was over. She felt warm in her heart, but when she saw that the author's name was Lanxi, she pulled her face down again.

In the end, her plan to interview a beautiful math teacher still failed to materialize.It's fine if it didn't come true, but it caused her trouble.

After the last small gathering on the rooftop, Lan Xi has completely entangled with Shu Yan, texting her every day, calling her from time to time, and asking her out on weekends, either to watch movies or eat western food.

Shu Yan told her many times that she was not free, but Lan Xi always said nonchalantly that it was okay, she had time and could wait, and then unexpectedly appeared in front of Shu Yan, and she couldn't even hide.

Shu Yan has never been a good-tempered person, so she simply confronted her, "Senior sister, you said you were not interested in me, is it interesting to do so?"

Lan Xi smiled, "I'm not interested in you, but for my own sake, I have to pester you first."

Shu Yan asked, "For yourself?"

Lan Xi hummed, "Of course I have my purpose. If I help you chase Yao Shuhan, I'm also helping myself."

Shu Yan was getting more and more confused, "What is the relationship between you and Shuhan?"

Lan Xi didn't answer directly, but said, "There is no direct relationship, only indirect relationship. You just need to remember that everything I do is beneficial to you, primary school girl."

Shu Yan didn't like the woman's teasing tone, "Call me by name."

Lan Xi changed the subject, "What did Yao Shuhan call you?"

Shu Yan glared at her, "What's none of your business?"

Lan Xi shrugged her shoulders, "You really have no sex-interest at all. I really don't know how Yao Shuhan, who pursues romance so much, would be so devoted to you, that he hates treatment so much—" the words came to an abrupt end, and Lan Xi covered her mouth abruptly. His expression darkened, but he immediately changed into a smiling face, "Forget it, you don't want to see me, then I'll go back now, see you next week."

"Wait!" Shu Yan called her, stepped forward, frowning slightly, "What did you say you hate treatment?"

Lan Xi paused and said, "It's nothing."

Shu Yan wanted to ask again, but Lan Xi walked very fast. She had to give her children extra lessons in the apartment in the afternoon, and it would definitely not be appropriate to catch up now, so she had to put down the questions in her mind for the time being and go home to prepare the papers.

Carrying kimchi home from the weed pile, her hands were covered with a layer of dust, Shu Yan washed her hands with cold water, and felt that her hands were a little tight, and the chapped opening was itchy and painful, so she wanted to find her hand guards After applying the cream, she looked around the room, but couldn't find it.

Shu Yan stood at the door of Yao Shuhan's room, "Shuhan, have you seen my hand cream?"

Yao Shuhan was lying on the bed with her book in her arms. The rabbit ears of her cartoon pajamas drooped to cover her eyes. She threw her ears back, "Hand cream? I haven't seen it before. You can use mine." The hand oil on the dressing table was not long enough, and the bottles and jars next to it started to shake.

Shu Yan couldn't stand it anymore, and walked over directly, "I'll come, which one?"

Yao Shuhan said, "The rice is divided into red."

Shu Yan unscrewed the lid and squeezed out a lump, "It smells so strong of roses."

Yao Shuhan turned the pages of the book, "It's a gift. Although I don't like it, it's free, so don't use it for nothing."

Shu Yan asked, "Then what flavor do you like?"

Yao Shuhan replied without thinking, "Lily."

Shu Yan spread the hand cream evenly, bent down and hugged Yao Shuhan, leaned against the head of the bed and sat down, Yao Shuhan twisted and fell into Shu Yan's arms, struggling to get out, "What are you doing?"

Shu Yan looked at her chest and said, "You are not as big as me, don't be so small anymore."

Yao Shuhan was taken aback, and went to see Shu Yan. She didn't care about these issues before, but when Shu Yan mentioned it, she was really interested, "What's your number?"

Shu Yan was also startled, she lowered her head, "36."

Yao Shuhan stood up, "I can't tell."

Shu Yan held her waist, "What about you?"

Yao Shuhan chuckled and kicked her off, "Why tell you. Get lost."

Shu Yan was sitting outside with half of her buttocks dropped, but Yao Shuhan suddenly kicked her hard, fell to the ground with a bang, wailed, got up rubbing her buttocks, and lay on the edge of the bed, "Mr. It's fine."

Yao Shuhan leaned against the head of the bed and snorted, "Treat the bitch."

Shu Yan's face turned dark, she jumped up and threw herself on Yao Shuhan, "What did you say?"

Yao Shuhan was good at blocking her, "Get out of here."

How could Shu Yan agree with her, "What happened to me, you think I'm cheap, I want you to see someone who is even cheaper."

Yao Shuhan said nervously, "Shu Yan, what are you doing? Get the hell out of here, or I'll kick you!"

Ding-dong-

Doorbell rang.

Shu Yan straightened up to look at the door, Yao Shuhan took the opportunity to get up, kicked her away, straightened her clothes, "Your student is here, you go out, I want to change clothes."

Shu Yan glanced at her, clicked her lips, "Seeing how nervous you are, it's like being caught-rape."

Yao Shuhan pointed to her nose, "Shu Yan, keep your mouth clean."

Shu Yan snorted, went to open the door for the students, and helped Yao Shuhan close the door by the way.Shu Yan got the shoe covers for the students, feeling a little uncomfortable. If they came later, she would have succeeded.

Wait, got it?

Shu Yan was suddenly confused, how could it be considered a success?How did you get Yao Shuhan?No, they can't go on like this forever.Recalling the search content about finger-tacks one night, Shu Yan felt that her experience was too shallow and she didn't understand anything.But who to ask about that...

The answer is yes, but Shuyan doesn't want to go to that person.After handing out the test papers, she looked at her watch and said, "It will be collected in 10 minutes on [-]th, so please grasp the time."

"Okay." The students put their heads down and worked on the questions silently. There were a lot of questions, and they couldn't finish them if they didn't hurry up.

Yao Shuhan opened the door, walked to the entrance, and then to the dining room, holding a tube of something that was not slick, "Shu Yan, can you see if this is your hand cream?"

Shu Yan was watching over the students' calculations, thinking about messy and unhealthy things, and was taken aback by Yao Shuhan's call, "Ah? This? Yes, where did you find it?"

Yao Shuhan gave her a strange look, "Are you distracted? It's really rare. Your hand cream is too rough. I thought it was shoe polish, so I put it in the shoe cabinet."

"Pfft..." There was a suppressed small laugh from the dining table, Yao Shuhan and Shu Yan looked over, the two little girls were startled, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, we didn't do it on purpose... Hey, it turns out that Teacher Shu and Teacher Yao Live together?"

Yao Shuhan didn't know what to say, "Yes."

Shu Yan knocked on the table, "There are still 10 minutes left, half of the time, and a test paper will be added for those who fail."

The two girls were in a mess immediately, and they buried their heads and vowed never to speak again.

"Shu Pa-pi." Yao Shuhan raised his eyelids, took a cup of hot water and left.

Shu Yan curled her lips and stared at Yao Shuhan's ass which was wrapped in a straight skirt. She thought it looked better than when she was naked.Speaking of which, Shuyan herself felt terrible. She never paid attention to a woman before, but recently she always looked at Yao Shuhan with colored eyes, especially when Yao Shuhan was angry with her and was bullied by her.Shu Yan rubbed her chin, wondering what Yao Shuhan thought of her, what was that little thing Zhao Kaiqi talking about, mature sex-sensitivity?Well, it feels good.

"Women, you have to dress up. If you want her to like you, you have to do what she likes. Do you know what type she likes? Like you, there is no feminine, disheveled, sloppy—"

"Stop!" Shu Yan interrupted Lan Xi, "I don't wear makeup, you just say I'm disheveled, why do you say I'm sloppy?"

Lan Xi unfastened the strap of her bathrobe, looked in the mirror, frowned at the obvious kiss marks on her neck, and took down the mobile phone sandwiched between her shoulders and ears, "A woman whose hand cream can be used as shoe polish is not sloppy. What is it?"

Shu Yan said, "I told this to ask you to recommend hand cream for me, not to accuse me of being sloppy!"

Lan Xi picked up the coffee and poured it on the sofa, looking at the night view outside the window, "She said she likes lily, so you can buy the lily flavor."

Shu Yan was puzzled, "Does it have that smell? I've never seen it before."

Lan Xi asked, "Shu Yan, have you ever visited a mall or bought cosmetics?"

Shu Yan thought for a while and said, "I went shopping to help my mother grab discounted products. I use Chunjuan Baby Cream for cosmetics, and Yu Meijing also uses it."

Lan Xi almost choked, and held the porcelain cup steady, "Chunjuan? Yu Meijing?"

Shu Yan said, "Yeah, I still use pipidog, but now Shuhan ordered me to replace it with olive oil."

Lan Xi gently rubbed her forehead, "Shu Yan, how old are you?"

Shu Yan wondered why Lan Xi and Yao Shuhan asked her the same question?She said, "It's not long after my birthday, I'm 29."

Lan Xi's irritable cry came from the phone: "You are almost thirty and still using Chunjuan Yumeijing. I am Yao Shuhan and I despise you too."

Shu Yan was stunned. She saw that Yao Shuhan had set up a table full of bottles and jars, a closet full of clothes, and a lot of professional attire and dresses. She put on makeup every day, and went to a beauty parlor for a spa on weekends... and Now she still continues the casual style of middle school. Although she is not graceful and charming, she still has suitors like Yao Shuhan, so Shu Yan has never questioned her charm. On the contrary, she is still very satisfied with herself.

But Yao Shuhan is very particular. They say that things of a kind gather together and people are divided into groups. Interest is the beginning of a relationship. Could it be that Yao Shuhan doesn't like to talk to himself now, and the lack of femininity is also part of the reason?

The more Shu Yan thought about it, the more guilty she felt, and asked in a low voice, "Are these superficial things so important?"

Lan Xi smiled and asked her, "Let me ask you, do you like Yao Shuhan who is white and tender, or Yao Shuhan who is dry and shriveled?"

Shu Yan said, "It's white and tender!"

Lan Xi said, "That's why Yao Shuhan also likes coquettish Shu Yan instead of sloppy Shu Yan."

Shu Yan asked, "Why should I be coquettish?"

Lan Xi thought for a while, then nodded her lower lip, "Probably because your temperament is a bit cheap."

Shu Yan gritted her teeth, "To each other, hehe."

Lan Xi added, "Why don't I take you out next weekend if you find time next weekend."

Shu Yan said firmly, "I don't have time."

Lan Xi said, "Don't rush to refuse, just follow me for a day, and I will take you with me to see how much you can learn. If it doesn't work, you can treat it as a joke. If it works, hehe..."

Shu Yan fell on the bed holding the phone, blinked, rubbed her nose and said, "OK..."

Maybe...does it work?